Writing Stories Together v. 7
A long time ago, in a distant, distant galaxy ...... a teletubbie with a ripped belly! At the sight of this monster, everyone yelled, ran away and called for help from Christ, Allah, Buddha, Jehovah, Judas, the Devil - everyone who came to mind ...
... and even the already deceased Saddam Hussein, who previously traded oil, which ...
... Vanya Kwackenburger traded and made his own burgers out of it (with pieces of a drunken bear and hedgehog pulp - as much as 75% discount; buy - you won't regret it! From the Kwackenburger-burger company!) ...
... but the band of Thugs somehow found out about the company and Elmo decided that it was simply necessary ...
... kill yourself against the wall in order to save the great drunk bear from the wrath of Vanya Quackenburger, who wanted to feed him to his rabid burgers who wanted to eat ...
... people. They just craved blood: human, animal. And even more so he wanted the burgers to grow and become like ...
... The rulers of the underworld: evil and insidious koloboks, lords of puddles (please do not pay attention to this phrase, as it does not carry any meaning). The burgers were evil like drunken burgers and so ...
... They never got drunk. And from this they were angry, like Saddam Hussein. They were accused of the mass murders of 1998-2005. And as soon as the burgers were in the hospital, they were not treated and ...
... began to eat in tons, which is why they got stupid. All the psychiatric hospital doctors became burgers and began to eat other people's houses ...
... which, in turn, from global warming became stupid and began to spit concrete, spitting people to death. Seeing this, Karl Johnson put on a jetpack and ...
... fart loudly into burgers, knocking down Vanya Quackenburger flying on one of them ...
... and seeing all this confusion, Uwe Ball decided to make a film, starring (Wani Quackenburger) Uma Thurman, the role of Karl Johnson, Katty Perry, and the role of Saddam Hussenin, Quentin Tarantino. After reading the script, they ...
... plunged into a grave insanity and ended up in a madhouse to the burger doctors ...
... and from infection with rage. And the doctors could not save him, they arrived too late. Even the ultra-modern mega panacea for all diseases called ...
... "Great Beast Goat". After the Sith Lord was taken to the morgue for the Sith Lords, it turned out that he was still alive. He was saved only by the fact that Spongebob self-destructed through the anus and, as if nothing had happened, went to look for Mr. Crabbs in order to cook burgers for Vanya Quakeburger together. Vanya was delighted by this and went to wander around the rooftops, spitting up burgers from the Quackenburger Burger company at the passers-by below ...