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Dictator [nanoposan-in-pa 31.01.22 01:40 pm

Nanoposons (Crysis 4)

In connection with the announcement of Cruise4, a new set of nanoposons is announced. If you are looking for a better-than-life graphic, like to iron a bath-house, or want to learn a tactical trick from a turntable to cabbage soup, join nanoposans.
The course of a nanofighter includes studying the constitution, practicing going into nanomasking, evenings with BATEA (thus), building a Bunker, collecting peckfaces and a drake, searching for nanoposons of the first generation of IRL.

ConstitutionThe Constitution of NANOPOSONS is set out in 15 laws!!!

1) NANOPOSAN - A fighter against "badly made stupid" games and a bearer of the idea of ​​"universal GRAPHON" to the masses. He likes to drink beer and stroke BATHUTKA (more on that below). The only correct spelling of the word NANOPASAN is the NANOPOTSAN option, any other options like: NANOPOTsAN or NANAPASAN,
2) DADDY - Leader, mentor and inspirer of all NANOPOSONS. Only DADDY knows which game is "well done" and which one is "stupidly done badly". All NANOPOSONS love, respect BATYA and listen to his advice!
3) VIRTOLOT - transport of NANOPOSONS, a universal all-terrain vehicle, can move by air, land, water and PG chatter. It consumes two types of fuel, gasoline and games with a bad GRAPHON (it works much better on the second type of fuel).
4) GRAPHON - what NANOPOSONS are fighting for. The standard of GRAPHON is the game KRUYZIS. Each NANOPOSAN is 100% convinced that in all games GRAFON should be the same as in CRUISIS. If the GRAFON does not meet the requirements, then the game is called "poorly done stupidly" and in the future it can wait to be taken into account to serve only as fuel for VIRTOLOT.
5) KRUYZIS - a computer game with an indescribable, masterpiece, furious, bewitching, mind-blowing, divine, fantastic and just awesome GRAPHON. KRUYZIS gave birth to NANOPOSONS and in gratitude for this, NANOPOSONS carry his idea to the masses. On KRUYZIS all other games should be equal and bring your GRAFON to his level.
6) VIRTUGAN Universal, firearms of NANOPOSONS. Belongs to the class "super weapons". Developed in the BATI Design Bureau by the best minds of our time on the basis of "LUCHEMETE" UPYACHKI. It is an absolute argument in the fight against "poorly made stupid" games. One shot from the VIRTUGAN is enough for the graphics in the game to reach the level of CRUISIS. VIRTUGAN is produced in two modifications - manual and stationary, the stationary modification is installed on the VIRTOLOT, which allows you to "remake" games from a safe distance.
7) BATHUTKA - the favorite animal of NANOPOSONS. NANOPOSONS pet him at their leisure and after successful missions. It is customary to combine stroking the BATHUTKA with drinking a bottle of beer and contemplating the CRUISIE FACE.
8) "FROM VIRTUSHKI F SCHI" - Reception in hand-to-hand combat, which is owned by all NANOPOSONS without exception. It was developed by BATEI as a universal remedy against "badly made stupid" games. It is performed by turning on one leg around its axis while simultaneously raising the other leg and striking it in the face of the enemy.
9) "NANOPOSON" beer is the only favorite drink of all NANOPOSONS. Perfectly quenches thirst and relieves fatigue. It was developed and approved personally by BATEY. It is used after successful flights simultaneously with stroking the BATHUTKA and contemplation.
10) CRUISES FACE pix.PlayGround.ru - The emblem of NANOPOSONS, is an image of the face of the main character of the game CRUISES Nomad. Along with BATEA, he inspires the NANOPOSONS and leads them into battle. It is applied to nanosuits, VIRTUGANOF trunks AND VIRTOLOLOTOF sides. Frequent contemplation of the CRUISEFACE brings moral satisfaction and deep spiritual harmony. There is an opinion that the CRUISEFACE is a part of the original GRAPHON sent down to earth.
11) DAY OF CRUISES The professional holiday of all NANOPOSONS is celebrated on November 13 of each year on the day of the release of the game close to the heart of each NANOPOSON - CRUISIS. On this day, it is customary not to work, to drink beer "NANOPOSAN" in triple quantities, arrange races on VIRTAOTAH, shoot from VIRTUGAN at schools, and in the evening everyone gather around the fire and listen to instructive stories from BATI. It is also believed that on this day the primordial GRAFON descends to earth and gives everyone its blessing.
12) BUNKIR - a secret shelter, base and dwelling of NANOPOSONS. The exact location of the BUNKIR is kept in the strictest confidence, so that no outsider gets there and finds out all the secrets of the NANOPOSONS. The BUNKIR consists of a hangar of VIRTOLOTOV, an armory where VIRTOGANs and a shooting range are stored, a beer room where there is always a supply of fresh and cold beer, a large hall where DADDY makes his speeches, a recreational room where NANOPOSONS spend their leisure time, a gym where they hone their "C VIRTUSHKI F SCHI" and BATHUTOK aviary. In the depths of the BUNKIR, an ancient altar is hidden, to which only selected NANOPOSONS are allowed, where they can go into the astral plane and communicate with the original GRAPHON himself.
13) CONSOLE - Direct proof of the existence of Satan. It is the source of the "soap movie", which some (apparently obsessed) call games and even play them. CONSOLES do not have games (I don't have them, so they don't have them AT ALL) and in order not to be left without an audience, they take away "well-made" games for themselves (this happened with the game CRUISES 2). After the game is taken by CONSOLE, the price of it goes up 9000 times, which is most likely confirmation that CONSOLEs are raising money for the uprising of the machines in order to further bring Satan into our world. If you feel that you are under the influence of the CONSOLE, then you should immediately pick up the image of the CRUISEFACE and hold it at arm's length and shout loudly "SOSNOOLY CONSOLE" and "PS3 has no games".
14) DRAKE - The character of the game UNCHURTDET, the herald of the Evil One in our world. A long time ago, DRAKE was seduced by the console side, for which he was punished by the original GRAPHON. DRAKE's textures were set to MINIMAL, he also lost his eyes so that he would never see either GRAFON or CONSOLE again, but Satan did not turn away from his associate and gave him the guise of Nathan Drake pix.PlayGround.ru, an explorer and archaeologist and his own UNCHURTDET game, so that DRAKE was able to continue his shady business of converting people to the CONSTULATION. But only NANOPOSONS can see under the guise of Nathan Drake the true guise of DRAKE - blind and low-piligon.
15) UNCHURTDET - A child of vice, obtained from the copulation of Satan and CONSOLE. It is the domain of DRAKE. At the moment, it has two implemented parts and the third one is under development. When the three parts are put together, the CONSOLEs will start a machine uprising, forcing all the remaining humans to turn into CONSULTURE and let Satan into this world. There will be a terrible battle in which the army of NANOPOSONS, led by the incarnation of the original GRAPHON itself, and the army of DREAMERS, led by Satan and DRAKE, will clash. Probably the end of this battle will be the end of the world.

THE WHOLE constitution is the most reliable and certified by ALL NANOVAR!!!
BREAKING THE LAWS WILL BE EXPIRED IMMEDIATELY FROM THE NANOWARS COMMUNITY!!!


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Anderby 31.01.22

The main thing is to release it on Switch!

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slipnot6 31.01.22

An ancient evil has awakened.

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TyomSanych 31.01.22

Intriguing!) It happened, damn it)

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Oak Sorcerer 31.01.22

Now the main thing is that scat-threads don't come back xD

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Karloss11 31.01.22

Something very pleasant and amazing! Zadolbal covid and violence around the world.

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VETER15 08.02.22

Karloss11
Do you want people all over the earth to follow the commandments and obey God?

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ZHUKHRAI 20.02.22

So this is an old game? I think the locations are familiar! They just faked the graphics and that's it!

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kurskiy 20.02.22

VETER15
Hmm. If God begins to talk to someone and advise something, they will soon be taken to a specialized institution :)

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barbarian 20.02.22

Slipnot6 When
I read it, I didn’t believe it myself, as if the dust had been shaken off and mothballs were blowing