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Balda716 07.03.22 10:41 pm

How would you respond to the request "Let me smoke"?

I don't smoke myself, but I know several options for answering this request:
Let me smoke, - [redacted] will hurt.
Let me smoke - I don't smoke, sportsman.
Let me smoke, - [deleted] wrapped in a newspaper replaces a cigarette.
Give me a smoke - I don't smoke, I quit.

Well ... who knows what "jokes" about smoking, - write.
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Ruider 07.03.22

They often ask me, I just answer "I don't smoke."

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tatunserg 07.03.22

roman.ru
... wrapped in a newspaper replaces
a cigarette, wrapped in sandpaper replaces a pack,
and wrapped in a bag replaces a whole block

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Mordok 07.03.22

During the period when I was still smoking, there were two options:
1. if they shot when I had a cigarette in my mouth, I stupidly let it finish. After such a whole ask zapadlo. 2. If it was not in the teeth, then it was usually in the pocket, too :) He smoked like a steam locomotive and, usually, any bond and magna.

But to whom it was annoying to give, it was for children 10 ~ 16. On the one hand, he is a young dunce and he doesn’t have a cigarette, but soup. On the other hand, I was also small without money and had to shoot. So I didn’t talk like that about health and other garbage, but gave a whitefish, but not in my hands, but laid it next to me. If the little one wanted - he took it. And to read lectures like this - like me in my time - sho against the wind))

I understand the addicted smoker well, therefore I never tell such a person about health - we are all adults. In response to the answer “smoking is harmful”, he himself could not only inquire about the doctor’s qualifications, but could also send him to another specialist (depending on his mood and withdrawal symptoms). About all sorts of newspapers - the last time I heard such a "joke" back in the Soviet Union - too traumatic.
I have not smoked for nine years. To the question "Is there to smoke" I simply say - "I don't smoke, bro."
With people, IMHO, it’s necessary in a human way and there will be fewer pneumothoraxes on your streets from a broken rib))

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Balda716 07.03.22

How would you respond to the request "Let me smoke"?
Rashin know panima

There are options: the last one or one remained, he shot himself - agda with a cigarette in his teeth
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"Smoke a leather cigarette, dog." And with a proud look you shake off the ashes on the face of the one who asks.

With people, IMHO, it’s necessary in a human way and there will be fewer pneumothoraxes from a broken rib on your streets.

Yes, there are tags rolled up with a concussion of an empty skull, at least ...