Contest \"Jokes about Spore\" (Spore)
Good health forum participants. I decided to create a contest.The rules are the same as last time, I will not write again.
For the one who wins, I'll try to write something. To order, preferably on the topic of spore or something else. Of the game topics, only what I wrote above
The task is to come up with an anecdote about spore, the main task is to make me and other participants laugh.
All clear?
COMPETITION IS UNLIMITED IN TIME
Communication on free topics is welcome
For the one who wins, I will try to write something. To order, preferably on the topic of spore or something else.
A tempting offer.) But seriously, I'll try to participate.
Xenomorph
COMPETITION IS UNLIMITED IN TIME
Well, I think ..... I have enough time ...
Immortal joke!
Steve flew to the ground, landed in the forest, and there two men were sitting, drinking. He approaches them and begins:
- Hello, I'm Steve ...
Then one man interrupts him and turns to the second:
- Vasya, pour Steve.
Poured, Steve drank and again:
- Hello, I'm Steve ...
- Vasya, pour Steve.
He drinks again and quickly, so as not to be interrupted:
- Hello, I'm Steve, I flew to you from the center of the Milky Way ...
- Vasya, don't pour Steve any more!
I am not the author of the joke. The author did not sleep!
The joke is connected with the name of the race and the choice of dialogue when meeting Aliens ...
I am a Killer (of galaxies), I have peaceful intentions ........
+ poems and jokes (as old as the world)
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Groksik went to play in the field
He found a bomb with an anti-beast there. He
threw it up, but did not catch it
. And how much longer would the city have lived?
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Grox was horrified when he saw the inscription Made in China on his hand...
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The Chelyabinsk grox are so harsh that every time a new game starts, they drag the Center of the Galaxy to a random point in the Galaxy.
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A little grox was walking through the forest
. The Gigadetonator saw there. For a
long time he thought he pressed the button....
No one else has seen the planet!
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funny, but a button accordion. Or maybe you’ll try to come up with it yourself, for now I’ll fall for a while, yes, I may not participate.
Xenomorph
Humor - it can be as thick as trolling and as thin as humor itself .... thick humor is not funny, they won’t understand thin ...
In general, I’ll try to throw something like that ....
Cool facts and thoughts.
1. When the groks attack me, I say: "Who are you rustling at, a bag ?!"
2. Save the planet from an ecological catastrophe? Haven't heard of it.
3. Developed to the level of a space super-civilization, they fight with animal spears, axes, torches and make fires for warmth.
4. Floating houses? Yes, you heard.
5. This is not a royal matter, to observe the galactic code.
6. Became the main tribes of the continent, invented the car.
7. One ship for the whole empire.
8. I'm telling you at T3, and you tell me that the terraindex is too low.
And one more thing to the one who wins. I will give more information about radio stations and equipment (optional) and pick something individually
Xenomorph
I probably didn't laugh so hard in the "come up with a funny Spore-themed picture" contest. Well done!
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I think I'll post it. Yes, the button accordion, yes, I copied it, but it’s not funny and sometimes stupid. But I wrote it and only I. With a few additions.
You outplayed the Argument if:
1. When you fly into the center of the galaxy and a conversation with Steve begins, then go away for five minutes to drink a cup of tea.
2. When you make an alliance with the Grox and all the empires declare war on you, then a Pokerface appears on your face.
3. With your eyes closed, go through the Cage Stage.
4. Use codes purely for fun.
5. You are already dreaming...
6. You call a cat a random name. Type: Kargy, Laterium or Tahman.
7. With a yawn, wet the Groks.
8. Taking over the galaxy is no longer a problem for you.
9. You miss the mission to visit the Nez-nemo spaceport.
10. Long before your empire tells you to find the Grox, you will make an alliance/declare war with them.
11. Empires located near you do not grow. You have already conquered all the systems around them.
12. You do not go through the stages - but sit in the editors and swear for their inferiority.
13. Even on hard difficulty, in the Civilization stage, you don't give any chance to other cities to have a spice source.
14. You are not surprised by the infinite limit.
15. You know all the codes and all the mods by heart.
16. You are looking for mods not in RuNet, but in the internet or do it yourself.
17. You are even too lazy to go through the adventure of Nez Nemo.
18. When you are given money for a completed task, you say, "Why is it so little ?!" And conquer this empire. Another one... Om-nom-nom.
19. Laugh at the stupid threats of warriors, and then just grind them to powder.
20. Your cell is on a stage larger than a monster. (Received a new reward - Feed.)
21. In the creature stage, your creature received the nickname "monster slayer".
22. You accomplish goals with a real strategy honed many times over.
23. If there were people on Earth in the game, they would no longer be surprised by your spaceships in the solar system.
24. 42 staffs of life - it means almost nothing to you.
25. Everything presented in the text (at least partially) is about you, then I congratulate you - you are an avid nerd in the game SPORE.
SporeMaxis
If the anecdote is without a beard, it means it's new or bad.
Well, I couldn’t resist, so I’ll post it off topic
1. After every seventh bottle, you have a cap.
2. A drop of nicotine kills a horse, a drop of detergent kills a fat horse. On the subject: According to your
bayanamma, the answer to you (=
1. I manage to make coffee.
2.. This is SPARTA !!!
3. Well, you turned it down.
4. I covered the entire planet in civilization with nuclear explosions. 6. No. 7. You underestimate my power! 8. No, but for a long time. 10. My
sloupki are wild. 11. And themselves.
12. There is not just a mate, a big Petrovsky bend for 1500 words.
13. It was business.
14. Why be surprised, then?
15. Not all mods.
16. You can see right through me (=
18. As the dangerous potsyk said, "wh * is there so little here?!
19. Who are you rustling the bag at?!
20. You should call the award "grandmother"
21. I can say I wear a case without an iPhone.
22. 23.
One can only marvel at how such an ugly
thing surfs
the universe.
Jokes are my own!
Yes, it may not be funny, or even stupid and delusional ..... but this is MY CRAZY!
Enjoy!
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Do not mess with "Bananza" .... he will plant the most tomatoes!
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I saved the galaxy from the Grox!.... But that didn't save my ship from the "flood" of messages. (clarification: after the destruction of the grox, all your homies... all homies have their own problems no matter how far they are from the center)
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It's a hundred to the "center"!
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The Warrior arguing with the Knight.... summoned an armada of pirates...
The Knight arguing with the Warrior.... summoned himself....
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"Bard song" - served with cocaine and Bob Marley clips. (xs did you write it right)
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As you join the ranks of the Grox army, you'll encounter so many different yet similar creations of Sporius... and then... you'll be able to destroy them
... reasons, but one thing is clear ...... cookies are involved in this! ***
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I made an alliance with the Grox and got the strongest defenders.......but that didn't save my ship from the bugut messages!
Xenomorph
Thank you, but it is not necessary to comment on everything straight. =)
Dragon_Moder_Blaga
To the "center" for a hundred square meters!
I'm almost for free ...
In general, norms, vital.
Announcements:
"Groksyat are sold in evil hands."
*For sale a plot of land 10 hectares on the planet Ashis-II. Find a planet to sell for next to nothing.*
*Someone left the spaceship at 124 degrees and 3456 pc. from the center of the galaxy. Lost: Thank you.*
*Action! Blow up 10 spaceships and get prizes - a donut hole, vest sleeves and the opportunity to participate in the competition for the main prize - Vouchers to the center of the galaxy. Hurry up, the number of prizes is endless..*
I will add more.
Heading "Facepalm"
1. I saw a brainless race, with the philosophy of a scientist.
2. Found the planet anus.
3. I tried to make a person in the editor.
4. Name generator. "double facepalm"
Announcements
"Buy a planet and get a baseball cap for free!"
"I plant, blue-eye, I sell blue-eye, I eat blue-eye, I hate blue-eye (tree)."
"Promotion! Buy a gigadetonator, blow up the planet and get a hat!"
SporeMaxis
Add of course!
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Flew to the ground..... flooded America.....
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Connected to the Internet... registered on Spore... I go into the game.... I watch sporepedia..... everywhere or naked women or penises....
And I'm only 12! (I don't personally)
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No one has ever done the following things in Spore:
1) Don't make their race miserable!
2) Did not destroy his race!
3) Did not try to do without Moremoney
Bottom line:
You are the perfect creator! (do not apply to those who made their creations look like an ass!)
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More 1. A
mod in which at the creature stage you can play for any creature is so severe that the grox swim out of the ocean.
2. Chuck Norris is so harsh that when they fly into the grox system, they immediately capitulate.
3. The Chelyabinsk stage of the creature is so severe that the creatures hijack an incoming spaceship.
4. I flew to the gas giant, found the base of the pirates, destroyed the Grox ... And then I woke up.
5. Normal evolution? Haven't heard of it.
6. I registered on spore and I see the creations of shkolota "facepalm"
7. You can't just take it and not destroy the cities on the planet with the stage of civilization.
8. Nothing is so pleasing to the eye when he captured the capital and did not destroy more than one city.
9. More than 5 planets in the system? No, I have not heard.
10. Born to crawl cannot fly ... I went into the editor, fixed everything.
Of course, I'm not the author of the topic and not a judge, but ...
From the jokes of users, I liked the following:
Dragon_Moder_Blaga
Do not mess with "Bananza"
To the "center" for a hundred!
Merchant's Scroll #6:
Flew to the ground..... flooded America.....
Xenomorph
Saw a brainless race with the philosophy of a scientist.
Name generator "double facepalm"
Chuck Norris is so tough
Born to crawl can't fly...
Nothing is more pleasing to the eye...
SporeMaxis
You outplayed Spore if...
Someone left the spaceship
Promotion!