Jokes on Skyrim (The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim)
Funny, did not find similar topics. Write here your stories. Just do not martinich joke dragonborn so severe, that not goes to the toilet as in similar topics on other games.The end of the month, payday.
- So, the plan is executed, VIP customer service, passed the report.
- An honest fee for honest work. An honest fee for honest work. An honest fee for honest work.
I was exasperated by all the expensive travels, but then I took an arrow in the knee...
Married companion, in bed just a beast!
And in Skyrim, didn't know that the Russians have been using the shouts, putting them in the soul. And, of course, all shouts consist of three words; here stumbled for example, and issue a f** your mother!... and it helps!
PS. Not specifically about Skyrim, but you, too, after the announcement of a storm warning waiting for him for the next morning to tell her peacefully sleeping in the chair Khajiit well, you and Sonya, even yesterday's storm didn't Wake you up?
Votya
Personally I'm tired of the bugs in the game, waiting until all the DLC and I will pass all of them..
And the game is SUPER!
Dragonborn was so kind and cordial that they never hunted animals in Skyrim.
And even your favourite kebabs but fried just from bandits and necromancers.
The anecdote about the childhood of the Dragonborn:
- Mom, throw sword!
- Son, maybe - the ball?
- No, mom, there is a rumble in the yard!!
- Proventus!!! Profieiency!!! Daedra take you!!!
Avenice prudently hid behind a pillar in the main hall. Farenga curiously looked out of his office.
- I told you NOT to LET the KHAJIIT INTO the CITY!!!! Yelled the Jarl Balgruf swinging pissed sneakers.
Once you see the person looking at beating the giant and Troll. The Troll looked at the man and attacked him. Killed a man a Troll of course, and said to the giant: the umpteenth person killed,and you're 99, learn.
Of quotations Runet: http://bash.im/quote/424772
Julia: Hi)))
Julia: I remember you told me the game was shown
Lily: what?
Julia: well, the one with the kitty
Lily: what kitty?
Julia: Well damn(( there the cat was
Julia: she shot more
Lily: Cat? Shot?
Julia: yeah)))
Julia: and picking flowers
Lily: Cat. Shot. Picking flowers.
Lily: Skyrim, or what?
Julia: dadadada, for sure! thank you))))
I do not know, wrote Lee, who is like Temko, but was the case. Getting to the Parking lot thugs at night. Well, I think I will cut out the kids one by one. Crept in and shot one from the bow on the sly. Rose boil. Running around, looking for me. And the one I got goes with an arrow in his temple and confused says: Well, it wouldn't do it to me. And in a minute, not finding the shooter, saying, Show, quietly went to the starting point. Yes. With an arrow in his temple.
Wrote boring anecdote:
- Who will win in the civil war in Skyrim?
- The side stand Louis Petrusha.
TrusTNik
Me too... Although remember pins bandyukov dog shot, they run about here and there, and then one says: I will find who did this.
And on the subject: How to trace Dragonborn? - You need to go down the road where all the broken flowers.
Found in bash.im
xxx: is there a number on the corner of two shops next: door and farm meat. signs them together and glow all night, only not all of the letters. in the end, at night, closed the store offers the dwarven meat
yyy: lol )) so that's where they're from Tamriel's all gone )
Dragonborn fighting off two cableshow, was not thinking about the battle.
- It's necessary, agreed amuletic to return to the Khajiit! The fourth day behind them run! Piled to heaven knows where!
- Koshak torn!!! And those and these!
xxx - you are what You igraesh?
ooh In Skyrim
xxx - Ugh, how is it?
ooh - Well I'm a girl, I'm hewing more interesting...
Only in Skyrim you can plug the character's filthy beard, a big scar across the face, you can do a mask to get on, but still, when you go to the tavern, falkreath assistant says: mmm. Handsome fellow
Announcement:
You want the guard to the settlement. Payment average. Requirement: a bullet through the knee.
In dragonborn the music is not taken. Little mistake in the pronunciation notes and down the drain.
Primitive people saw the space, once happened to be in Skyrim and decided to hunt mammoths.
Sir Roger said domacinu: If you do the dragon shout me More no one saw him.
House cleaning dragonborn.
Wife: Dear, look how much garbage: axe, greatsword, ten thousand septims, five bows, thirteen Drakona scales, the same bones, the finger of a giant. I have one question: how did it all fit in a tiny box 20X10 cm?
(anegdot on the same theme) dragonborn Wife rummages in her purse. There and then out swords, axes, shields.
Wife: where's gobolka!
Tolstoy wouldn't have liked it all the more apocryphal story in his novel.
Skyrim destroys stereotypes. Where else could think to call rat den not a tavern, and a hole with the rats.
A purely accidental find. Want to know why in Skyrim you can adopt children, and impossible to give birth. Take his armor and go to the giant that he launched you to heaven. See for yourself.
In folkrace is the dog is talking. I can't recall the name. And here is she sees the dragonborn comes. Just wanted to run up to him to talk as he climbed the nearest tree.
Dog: Damn the developers. Well I have think of was to create for the game Khajiit.
The results of the game (the number of dead,opening locks , etc).
it turned out., that dragonborn is able dobivatsya not only his but someone else is))
PS Adrian Ivanichi.
