Jokes on Skyrim (The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim)
Funny, did not find similar topics. Write here your stories. Just do not martinich joke dragonborn so severe, that not goes to the toilet as in similar topics on other games.The end of the month, payday.
- So, the plan is executed, VIP customer service, passed the report.
- An honest fee for honest work. An honest fee for honest work. An honest fee for honest work.
I was exasperated by all the expensive travels, but then I took an arrow in the knee...
Married companion, in bed just a beast!
And in Skyrim, didn't know that the Russians have been using the shouts, putting them in the soul. And, of course, all shouts consist of three words; here stumbled for example, and issue a f** your mother!... and it helps!
PS. Not specifically about Skyrim, but you, too, after the announcement of a storm warning waiting for him for the next morning to tell her peacefully sleeping in the chair Khajiit well, you and Sonya, even yesterday's storm didn't Wake you up?
(the first time)
guard>I find your hand in my pocket cut off
Dovakin why ?
to remain there
Lydia domacinu:
- Tan, why did you make me go naked all day?
- Can carry even the bone dragon? - asked the dragonborn, holding out a bone.
- No, I have too many things!
And once I find out where
There is a Dragonborn in the North-Western deserts of Elsweyr. The day goes on. Two comes. Thirsty, want to eat. On the third day stumbles upon an oasis with water and fruit, a misfortune - guards the oasis itself Alduin. Well, unsheathed his sword, Dragonborn, and let's go on the attack.
The day of the fight. Two fight with the evil Dragon. On the third day out of breath Alduin asks the Dragonborn:
- What do you want from me?
- To drink I want! sternly meets the Dragonborn.
- Yes, drink, x*if you came to me to*piss me off?
There is a Dragonborn in Riverwood with a huge hammer behind and the guard comes up and says
you're just like I plubis hildren floppy dvuruchnikami
(eto chromosomal just had)
In Skyrim no one complains when topchetsya over their heads
guard:my cousin fights dragons and I got Carolina service (said the guard, 3 corpses of dragons preferably behind
I told the guard when I went to dragon armor
Oh ,you're in the dragon armor I used my mom sold
The Bosmer was killed. Al States that the Dunmer are guilty of this. The Dunmer says that it made the Khajiit. The Orc swears he didn't kill the Bosmer. The Khajiit says the Dunmer is lying. If only one is telling the truth, who killed the Bosmer?
Try to tell me that this is not Skyrim!
I even know where this place is.
And did you know?
baseno with of your Internets
xxx: Small suddenly proper of Skyrim.
xxx: the Mother quickly turned it in their favor, and you have made we don't eat just the soup and the soup of domacini of cabbage instead of cocoa we Osveiskoe fondue, and the menu is enriched with tomatoes, salad lettuce, and other useful vegetables of the harsh Nordic naroda
yyy: you give him Schumi do not pour