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Pai Cheng-Tien 04.09.19 03:58 pm

What are your favourite quotes from games? v.2

It's me Sam, he has nothing to lose, death is not the end.
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Vashe Velichestvo 04.09.19

From the category funny this:
On the bolt all I do is spit - Dwayne forge in GTA 4 Russified.
The trick, of course, translated, but still.

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BrainFuck 04.09.19

Here is another quote from postal 2:

Look, just sign this stupid petition - time is short I have, you know?

Sign this petition or I will COME TO your house and kill your dog.

Sign this stupid petition, or it will have to do the surviving members of your family!

You probably didn't know that you are destined to die today. Surprise!

I guess I'm not a very good person...

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Swamt 04.09.19

Of Postal 2:

...And give me some room, I have bullets for all is not enough!

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SkuJIJI 04.09.19

Metro 2033:

And remember, don't eat the yellow snow!

There is A - dark and B-scary.

- Here dermo!
- Be careful with expressions, soldier!
Is not an expression. It is the substance itself. I stepped in it.

We fashistic come to take your station!

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MikePaTT0n 04.09.19

fallout:
war...war never changes
bioshock:
be kind(Andrew Ryan of the heads of the hero)
metro 2033:
the boy who we rescued:mother...I know....

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Parazit P. 04.09.19

Zag-zag! © the trolls of Warcraft'and

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Nik_Sobolev 04.09.19

Half - life: Opposing force
A quote from the beginning OF: Stand up girls! My name is inspector Cyborgs! The first and last words I want to hear out of your stinking mouth is Yes, sir!. Do I make myself clear?! My task is simple, now you are all rookies, you are silent until you turn, you don't sleep as long as you are not allowed. If I tell you to jump you say, how high? CLEAR!!? *coming to Sheppard* ...what's your name, scumbag!? That silent language in the f*PU tightened? ...Oh, Corporal Above eppard... More like corporal dog d*RMO!!! Looks like you bumped up the list of the best cadets!! I suggest you drag your ass to the training center and report immediately to the instructor sharp! DWI IGI ka-Prahl

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Andrew GUNgster 04.09.19

While you're with these guys-you're in chocolate, but as soon as you against them-you're in the coffin-Joe, Mafia 2.
God bless your ass!-father Dennis, The Saboteur.

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Garrus-1994 04.09.19

mass effect
Joker: I have these awards there are a shitload:))), I long whinnying)))
or here's another: when you pass the mission in Tau Artemis, well the recruitment for the penny, then when the Joker saves you, there is such a dialogue, try to write approximately:
Joker: captain you I now have to give the award
Shepherd: but then you'll have to melt on stage and listen as I read the policy three hours of his speech
Joker: yeah, she wants me to shave, yeah she can blow me, but I'm not going to do it...
another Joker on Nilus said that cunt!))), I mean, my mom was there in I was laughing;)))))) ...
So translate and give voice to our Russian people)

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Maickle Fort 04.09.19

Рenumbra 2:
FINDING SAWS:Let's celebrate the victory - drink cyanidic?
ENGINE ROOM:you HAVE in your backpack are part raschlenenka body, but a villain you schitaesh me...well, well...
COMPUTER:Skukatischa....where is the Tetris?
Still, I don't remember where And now I have arms and legs!Now I will kill you))!!
Obscure 2:
-Come on, Blondie, or you need a special invitation?
-Continue in the same spirit, and I do not need a special invitation to kick you where it hurts!
GTA 4:
Roman on the phone: I'm not gay!
Far Cry:
OTS*si!

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KiberkiriK 04.09.19

garrus-1994
Balin, carbon monoxide you have the pirates))))))
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I laughed wildly over the trolling of Catherine Forenza from AC2)))
Well, come out of the fortress! What are you afraid? And I know that you will draw out... my Tits. Yes Boobs are Boobs! Would you like to touch them, to cuddle, to lick! Well, try! I'll just give the eggs what they're from his nostrils POPs up!
Open the gate bastard! I will put pine in your f*PU! Yes you are here because of this hanging around - want you in W*NN put stakes!

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Nazhmi syuda 04.09.19

КiberkiriК really a joke)) I astrofsico when this fool first saw, wanted to kill her, and look how it turned out. One of the key characters, but sorry...

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Garrus-1994 04.09.19

КiberkiriК
don't talk to myself rzhu nimaga, here are our localizers, honor and praise them:)))

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TonyREDD 04.09.19

Grand Theft Auto 4

why eat cabbage if you have potatoes?

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LanKastar 04.09.19

Xenus
I'm not afraid of injections, if necessary pricks

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Tigrenok123 04.09.19

Really can not remember :)

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Dr Ars 04.09.19

the whole scenario of BK2 translated into Russian

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Ghost Hunter 04.09.19

StarCraft 2
Duck undercooked.
Crush them with intelligence.

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Denisko00762 04.09.19

Fallout 3
, War...War never changed,,

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Broken Wings 04.09.19

Alone in the Dark 5 Sara,you don't even know who I am!Hell,even I do not know!-favorite=)))
PS. the subtitles were off so the location of exclamation points and commas may be different.

Played with a friend of pirates Gothic 3 hard translation:a box-a chest,an iron box-iron chests xDDD

NFS carbon was also rough translation:Matt(paint)-маж0пый