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Termoyadernii 05.04.20 10:34 pm

The PASSAGE of Postal 2 (Postal 2)

PASSAGE - MONDAY
The task for the mission:

* To Collect The Cheque
* To cash a check
* Buy Milk



So, take the shovel that is in the "barn" next to the house, hide it so the cops don't notice and go to the Wine for the check. Outside his office were people in red shirts, who shout: "Games are evil, they drive you crazy". Is your enemy (forgot where I work), so we go to the office, finds a gun and a can of gasoline. Take her out to the protesters and begin to pour at their feet (not necessary to pour on them, and then guess what you have in mind). Take a match (press the button 5), retreating to a safe distance and ignite those bastards! A-a-a-a!!! All have died. Now again go to the office

we go to the Wine, he will tell you that you're fired and given a check. Immediately after that will run in the new protesters and begin to shoot you and all the employees of RWS. If you're lucky, everything will be fine... just Check the map and go to the other end of the city to the Bank to cash a check. Go where there is a turn, it can be defended and legitimately make your check or peremochit all and grabanut Bank safe Deposit box. In the first case, the Bank robbers burst in wearing masks, and while they will conduct a shootout with the cops, you can safely escape. In the second case, the police will catch up, and then we'll have to shoot you. Well, still alive?

Then we go to the house, take in the store milk (in the back of the store there is a refrigerator with the words "Dairy products"), it is possible to pay for it, or just leave. That's just not necessary to go to the door "Service entrance" on the 2nd floor, you wait 7 suicide bombers! Buying milk can be sent home. All, mission accomplished.



Tip:



If the police found you for murder, or just with a weapon in hand (don't forget to hide it by pressing E) and you have "ill health", it is better to surrender (drop the weapon button X0, these guys are no joke! Once in the chamber, you will see a sign that says "in case of fire all doors open". Look up, there's this figurka. Press 5 and toss it in the match! Fire alarm, and doors do open! Your weapons can be found in the "Room of evidence".

PASSAGE – TUESDAY
The task for the mission:

* To take the book to the library
* Get the autograph of Gary Coleman
* To confess sins



Go to the supermarket. Gary Coleman sits in the center of the store on the 1st floor. Turn again! Will have to wait to get an autograph and a book with the autobiography, nothing complicated!

The cops come and start watering with batons this black dwarf can join them J!

Exit the shop and go to Church. Climb up (in the confessional are the arrows), wait again, go to the priest, he asks, did you money at the entrance. Dude will lie, that, say, put a... "Then you are forgiven!" he says, and then starts the grinder!!! The Church was captured by Arabs bombers, armed with machine guns and Molotov cocktail (the last they are not shy to use it, so be careful!!!). On the first floor, where the altar stands an Arab with a grenade – you soak it at all, otherwise the grenade will get you! After you're finished at the Church, come out and go

right at the door, if you hesitated, then you probably end (one of the Arabs, armed with anti-aircraft gun!). In General, the Church needs to get out of here as quickly as possible!

Now go to the library down the protesters again, but this time they are in yellow shirts and shouting "Burn the books,

Save the trees" (Complete senility) Rise and go to the door, on which is written "Head of library". To the left of the Director is a box, here there and have to throw the book by pressing X. (the first time it may not happen, probably a glitch in the game!)

After that biblico broken into by protesters and set fire to it! Yes, to become hot, we gotta get out of here! Climb to the top. Beside you will fall down beam, be careful not to burn. So, together with the beam will fall to one of the bookshelves. Jump to the shelf, then on the beam, make their way through fire and climb down the ladder, simultaneously killing the demonstrators. One of them has a Molotov cocktail, you need to kill the bastard before he has time to throw a bottle at you! Well, that's it, get out of here and go home!

PASSING ENVIRONMENT
The task for the mission:

* Buy a Christmas tree
* Vote
* Pee on daddy



To vote will not be difficult. Go to the cemetery. Again pass through the Church (please note, it is now a mosque!), find daddy's grave, it says the senior Man or Dude and it is located on your left. To find is not really difficult, the land was not like the other. After you urinate, you may brain with a shovel on the head 2 of an idiot and take to the brewery. Darkness... You put in a box. Heard how they were talking: "You did it last time, now it's my turn!" Jump out of the box , take a shovel and moisten these idiots! Yes, no prizes for guessing that they wanted to do with you:

On the table is the Bank with vaseline, 2 first aid kits and a pack of Tampax! Standing next to a metal chair and chains. These guys were sadists cooler than you! Exit the room, look in the mirror and see that the Man was a tramp! A new task –

To go to the launderette. The brewery is crowded by armed aggressive idiots, so don't think that escape is very simple! Enter all the rooms, there is hidden your weapons. In one place you have to jump first need to get on Board in the next Board doorway is laid not to the end, and in the 3rd it is all there! Then we reach the end of the corridor, picking up Health, jump onto the pipe, climb to the upper level. There you will again wait for the Hillbillies. Go ahead, see grind. You need to carefully walk on it. Between the "hammers" you need to go carefully when they are on top, but the huge "gear" do not have to jump – you will die Slip, when it rises up. Next we pass along the edge of a huge cauldron, then climb up the ladder, well, everything!

Now go to the other end of the city for the Christmas tree! In the forest there are many trees, but one that is designed just for you will be illuminated by the spotlight above. Then POPs up redneck, you're cut down their favorite tree! Most of them are armed with shotguns, so I have to shoot! At the exit you will have to wait for the guy with the grenades, it's better to get rid of it as soon as possible! Well, now we go to the Laundry for normal clothing. You can pay for the dry cleaning or take your stuff by force! That marked the end of another day in the life of the dude.



Tip!

On the way out of the woods, you can look at the Elephant farm Earl, this is where you can really have some fun! Here you can find some money and food, to blow up cars in the Parking lot, dunk the whole brass band, and elephants! However, you need to have at least a Molotov cocktail and grenades. Look, as if the elephants did not kill you!

PASSAGE – THURSDAY
The task for the mission:

* Buy Napalm
* To Get Krochchi
* To pay a fine
* Buy Steaks



I begin this day in the game against the payment of a fine, so go to the police station. There is need to approach the COP at the counter and pay his fine, or go up to the top, on 3этаж and throw the fine in a special box. By the way, on the 3rd floor has a dressing room, there you can find clothes policeman, then you can go into the room, next to which is written the Arsenal, where you can find weapons for every taste! If you want to choose the second payment method, you will have to kill every COP in site!

Go to the store "In the world of meat" ( at the top turns the cow on a globe). Go – sellers there is no need to look for the steak itself! Go through the door and see how the butchers thrown into a huge meat grinder of people and laughing! Will have to kill all the butchers!

Them there, by the way, a lot! Making their way through the corpses to the top, take your steaks. Someone called the cops, so now I have to fight back from them! Exit the shop and go to the factory Napalm. There will have to sweat! Climb up the stairs, and asked aunt where Napalm, she says, they say, to the left down the corridor. Find Napalm you can also on the arrows. Well, the Napalm you! But here is a new trouble: one of the workers puked on the control panel behind him exploded and the other went... What to do, how to choose?!

Go forward, from there the pipe will be steam, so try not to burn yourself, don't worry! J See a small hole to the left of you? That's where we have to go. Then slowly go down the tubes, not to fall, then we fall into the room ( in front of him is a video – next to you will drop some light on top), here you need to act quickly – need the time to go into the passage in the wall, otherwise it will close the huge metal ball, which will close this unfortunate passage, and the other way out will not be! Further, in another room on the floor will be poured some corrosive liquid, so go on the barrels. After a little more you will see the factory worker who will call you. He jumps into a huge container of water, jump and you're there too!

WELL, that got out was with all the mud in the gutter near the factory! Go to the Supermarket for Krochchi. Go there, where it plays Jolly music and a man in yellow. It turns out, all have been sold! No question, go into the Office, kill the two black and go to the end of the corridor. There you will find Krochchi! Then to the store the cops to come, so I have to fight back from them! Well, all peremochili?? Then we can go home!



Tip!

If you want to soak Krochchi (yellow raisers), you should first think carefully! Soak it very, very difficult!

He's probably armored like a tank! Will have to put at least 100 bullets or burn 3 times Molotov! Krochchi armed with only a shovel, but even this garden instrument, it can kill you!

PASSAGE – FRIDAY
The task for the mission:

* Pick
* Birthday uncle Dave
* To Get The Generator



Dude "really need to pee", revealed that he had gonorrhea! Will have to be dragged still in hospital!

Go to the post office for sending. Behind the counter stands a woman, give her money, she sends Negro for the delivery. He picks it up... it explodes! After that, close all doors – you are now the main enemy of letter carriers, have to fight! The letter carriers at the post office enough so prepare for the slaughter and don't forget to grab a first aid kit and other useful things. Go down the corridor, near the exit you will meet a carrier pigeon with grenades and anti-aircraft guns, so get ready for this!

Now we go to the dump. Generator find at the very end, in polarisavenue car. Pick it, but then drops some kind of beam and you run to meet the evil bulldozer. If you have a Dog treat (and it should be), throw it to the dogs click X and they will keep up with you. Well, if you don't, shoot them. Now we need to get out of here. You can go through the automotive press. Wait for it to go up higher and leave this place.

Now you need to get a cure for gonorrhea. At the clinic we go in the direction of arrow "Pharmacy". Go into the room with the device, and urinate in a special flask. You'll have to practice at it! The staff will give you a small jar of medicine, press Enter and gonorrhea will not be gone!

The hardest birthday Uncle! On the way to his house you will see tanks, police cars, etc. In the house was locked, the terrorist, Uncle Dave. You need to disarm him and kill! In the house you can't get in, so you'll have to get there from another building via an underground walkway. The building is on your left, it is dilapidated. You need to kill anyone who comes towards you, then go to the party (climb up the ladder, there's still the music plays), we find Dave and kill him.

After that I run the ATF people who want your death! They are armed slightly better than the cops! Killing all those bastards

You discover that the only passage blocked! It does not matter, you can go through the roof. Find a room where there is no roof, and in boxes and other trash out to the outside. Now you only have to get home. At the exit of the Compound you will have to wait for a COP with a pistol, so be careful!

Leaving the city, you will know that come the real Apocalypse! With red sky falling cats, people going crazy and killing each other! Better not to get involved in their fights, and faster to run home!

Entering his house, the wife asks: "did you remember about it a gravel path?"... and killing you!

That actually ends the game and the life of a man!



Tip!

After the game will display Your stats and your rank. Look carefully to these figures, maybe it is time to call the men in white coats?!?
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Matushka Viktoriana 05.04.20

it is time to call the men in white coats?!?

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VEL-KILLER 05.04.20

more than half made for the cute furry rabbits! in postal you have to be crazy!!!!! or what's the point to play!!!!!!!!

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TrishinDmitry 05.04.20

And without passing easily pass! There everywhere all at once of course! Especially if the Russian voice.

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GabeLB 05.04.20

but what about Saturday and Sunday?