Bummer-ka

I thought, but I remembered that the ending of ME3 is shit and decided to hang himself

But the rope suddenly cut short .

And you went to the store for a new one.

But then began the invasion of the Zerg...

You were ready to pull anywhere, that is urine, but then you were back.

And you woke up in a coffin....

But you had almost discharged cell phone and a supply of air for 90 minutes :D

Reserve that for quite some time eating lighter .

You pushed the coffin - it was not locked.
You came out of the grave, but began to fall down from the second tier where there was a coffin.
But you landed on something soft...
It was a Persian carpet.
But you don't have time to consider a Persian rug, because you needed to get out of here.
You found the door.
But opening it, you saw that she was in podzemele
You wanted to go further...
But slipped on the ramen, and flew into the dungeon.
It was dark...
But you saw the light at the end of the tunnel...
It was a subway.
Abandoned.
Have you seen how metro pulled up to your station...
But it was a ghostly subway!
You ran back and found a way out.
But it was closed.
You climbed on top of the pass and got to the surface.
But on the street it was night and you were in the warehouse district...

Rainbow_Max99
But the quarter of dramatically lit due to a clap of lightning and then the rain came.

You ran to the bus stop

But the roof had a hole

But you stood close to the wall, not standing over the hole.

Came a breeze and blew the stop

But then drove the bus and you sat in it and drove off.

You got out of the bus near your house.
Achtung! You lost the keys to the intercom!
You'll have to wait until morning until someone opens the door.

Rainbow_Max99
You remembered that you have a phone, and called the parents, saying that he had lost the keys, they spotties and opened the door.

On the next page. the morning you went to the store

But I remembered I left the money at home

came home, put his hand in his pocket for the keys - and found the money