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Vergiliy. 27.04.20 07:29 pm

Bummer-ka

THE RULES HAVE CHANGED! The user writes what he thinks, does or wants to do, and the other user breaks off it, then another user writes something (preferably on topic), then it breaks off, etc.

Example: user: I sit at the computer and drink a beer

another user: But again slipped diluted

third user: and I decided instead of beer to drink coffee

Perhaps I'll start. I want to shoot that annoying dog Matilda.
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[Shelby] 27.04.20

But broke into the house of the chair and you fell to the floor in surprise, losing money.

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793 27.04.20

Dzhigurda said, ha ha. and handed a new pack of money

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Rikudo Nagashi 27.04.20

But the money flew out the window.

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793 27.04.20

then there was Buddha who said that money garbage.

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KostaR_Max 27.04.20

The main thing - kebabs!

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KostaR_Max 27.04.20

The Buddha handed you a few skewers with kebabs along with a bottle of ketchup Tatar and you immediately forget about all your troubles, began to tuck into this yummy.

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793 27.04.20

then there was don Juan, and he said yummy - good, but it will not help to survive.

(and took the skewers)

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Mr.Nobody 27.04.20

You hit him in the nuts took the kebabs and jumped out the window.

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793 27.04.20

but it was the 32nd floor, and at the bottom threw concrete sleepers

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steamus97 27.04.20

you fall on sleepers and broken to death

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793 27.04.20

shit, Bummer!!

but it turns out that you Т2000, i.e. LCD, you're going from scattered pieces, along with kebabs and runs away, intending to eat them

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steamus97 27.04.20

N ofdrug from out of nowhere popped up SATAN and decided to take over the kebabs

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KostaR_Max 27.04.20

You gave and Satan in the balls, ran to the barn and began to eat kebabs

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[Shelby] 27.04.20

Suddenly saw a white light, you realized that you seem to let go.

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Ruyder 27.04.20

but after that,you prosypaeshsya chilli powder on the lips and do not understand where dream and reality where.

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[Shelby] 27.04.20

However, eventually Wake up in his cell in the psych hospital, and I understand that it's not a dream.

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User s11 27.04.20

it's a dream within a dream

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Ruyder 27.04.20

after you ended up in a mental hospital,the door opens,comes to you, what is sectarian and mumbles some crap,you begis his legs,pushing a stranger,and he smashes his head against a wall,then you Begich Begich...

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steamus97 27.04.20

and around only one abyss from which you can't get out))

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Lifariya 27.04.20

And then in the abyss was found zombies.