Psychiatrist v2
Psychiatrist v.1 http://forums.playground.ru/talk/humor/779244/Rules: the user writes his comment, this can be a real problem, or just a joke, next the user responds to the comments of the previous user and myself then write your comment.
Well, here we go: Doc, why do you need sunglasses in the winter?
Doc is not responding.He thinks he has an obsession after all these conversations with patients...
Chelovecescie
Doc, why extinct nadopasana?
from the lack of feeding graphics.
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Why designer PG ptushnik?
Because enough dough just for the PTU-diploma; hard worker GHGs generally do not pay.
Why the users with asterisks in the catch to flip through entire threads and monotonous to get the mats, spend the time, because it not paid?
RussianQuaker
It's just underground the Chinese, they have nothing else to do.
Doc, yesterday I saw a flying naked guy with a rainbow flag transgender people, what was it?
Spartak Meat
Don't worry, you just smoked a lot of cannabis.
Doc, why do my teeth hurt? I just yesterday Nitsche not gnawed.
N3r3vator666
You shut your mouth quickly! It's mouth began Maidan!
Doc, why my wallet ran away and left a note: In Emest agegr spredgar. I inust Stimpy. BGE, I BATE NAVIGON.
The note he left,to tell you why he disappeared.Looks like he hates You.
Doc,a few minutes ago I sat down in the bus.Why are we going?
Spartak Meat
Northern alcoholic
We only just ran into an antitank mine type TM-62M. Now, Napoleon will pull out of you, pieces of glass and fittings, and we are going further. Through a minefield.
Doc, why do I think that the streets of this city is the sequel to the gutters, and the gutters filled with blood?
BenziLLLa
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Doc why do you have on the head of a green man here,and here
david2222
Need to snack.
Doc, why do misogny continuum theory denies Rip torn in this connection, the molecular particle PI and JI does not coincide with the teachings of humanoids from the planet krypton, thereby denying the fact of the origin of man as the highest of existing created God?
Because the human mind is so primetivnye that in many systems is considered to be the infectious disease.
Hey Doc. Where's my car, dude?
Protestant Knight
Your ride in a construction site.
Doc! DOC! Damn again overdid it with Bilan.
Well I can tell You it is curable, just need to get hooked on Heavy Metal.
Doc, why do I seem to be all childish?
Because 15 months ago I took your baby.
Dock and why is in the bed of the patient prepares the nurse?
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
Because snow leopard.
Doctor, why are all the kids eat cotton candy, and I fiberglass?(
Shurundul
Because You are no longer a child.
Doc... I think you should not listen to this voice, commanding to kill doves with the aid of a chainsaw... people in the Park looking at me weird.
Unforg1venII
It's all because someone didn't put gas in the chainsaw.
Doc, why do all normal Windows and in my house there are Windows in the window?
sanya100500143
It's all because you wear glasses.
Doc... why I'm running around town and repeatedly press the detonator and sing?
Gohtyre
Surprising, to me, given Your protest of catching pokemon... and love to karaoke...
Doc, I think my teacher is micromorph... o_o