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Chellsi 21.10.19 10:14 am

The Book \"Portal\" (Half-Life 2)

I know I said long ago that he would try to write it. So long that you probably forgot already. However, finding its outline I started writing. I hope I will last long)
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Chellsi 21.10.19

And I still do write critical reviews, I was very much enthusiastic charges)) although I'm not a masochist)

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Chellsi 21.10.19

Four
Camera this test is currently unavailable due to planned technical inspections. We will replace this test is an obstacle course for the soldiers androids. The center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.

- What do you mean? – outraged Chell. – I'm not an Android. This test can be dangerous for me!

- You people always put themselves above the androids and any mechanisms. So to pass the strip for any of you not difficult. The voice seemed to become more tender during this phrase.

Sixteenth test chamber. It seems to be something new. At least on a large luminous stand in front of the camera, directly under a huge number 16, where normally there was a list of dangers which will lie in wait ahead, ignited a new pictogramme. It portrayed a man falling from something incomprehensible. And with that her strange happen to meet very soon face to face.
Suddenly Sarabi, Chell stepped around the corner and in the next moment realized that will meet polucilosi not face to face and face to back. Whatever is in front of her was, but it definitely was to her back.

Hi. I see you. - it is unlikely that Chell imagined it so much perepoloshit only four words, but still are harmless. However, it happened.

The girl froze in place and listened. It was not in the phrase, and the voice that uttered it. IT was NOT a Voice. All this time, all these 15 test chambers, he spoke to her, and to distinguish the metallic iridescence of the sound was not difficult.
But then who told you? Do in these deserted rooms there's someone else? At the beginning of the testing, Chell was sure that she sees people, and that not one or two. It seemed obvious that there must be people. But during all this time the girl did not see a single human body in addition as your own through the portal and have not heard any voice except for the annoying rattle that damned piece of iron.
And when Chell started to think what she heard was:
- Come closer.

The girl made a timid step forward, another, and another, more sweeping. And stared straight into what the something standing to her ass.

- I see you.

And after a moment Chell understood everything. The unknown voice came directly from this "something" which however turned out to be nothing more than an automatic turret. Doubt could not be egg - shaped form, however like a pull up three feet. Its surface was made of the same material as the portal gun - felts, plastic felts ceramics. Just like when we were kids, only then are the "turrets-protector" couldn't speak.
Just at this moment, Chell felt really lonely. How was it possible to confuse this voice that was clearly too gentle, but mixed with a metal "machine" of notes, with a human? How could she be deceived? The answer was the same - she was so delighted that he lost common sense.
"It remains only to confuse the damn cargo cube with your best friend" - she scoffed to herself. He grinned nervously, and the next moment her foot with the force of a kicked turret under the "ass". The squealing of rascruci, extending in the hips and already rolling on the smooth floor began to shoot frantically, jerking in all directions red ray guidance. But the agony didn't last long, and after a few seconds, and then silence.

- I also never loved her. Go better to me. - there was still the same delicate little voice, forcing Chell suspiciously to look at stood on the floor of the turret. But the sound clearly was not from her but from the corner. Without hesitation, she boldly stepped back and felt her body run red ray.

- Gotcha! - rejoiced there standing sentry. And a split second later, clicked the shots and Chell immediately responded, jumped to the side.
On his forehead a generous drop. Looks like she just escaped certain death. Without thinking, acting more on adrenaline, she again leaned from the corner and clearly assessing the situation shot the orange portal right under the turret. Having to hide before the beam it will lock, the girl lazily raised his hand and potabila second, a blue portal on the ceiling. Looking like a turret helplessly shooting in all directions, suddenly, Chell realized that she missed something important. Becoming not however stay long in one place, she moved on down the corridor, where he finished with another killing machine. And only then to girls Dollo. By its side flowed the hot stream, and it was not sweat. T-shirt all the more filled with red and dragged heavily. And across the right side of the trunk suddenly at once overflowed, cutting pain.
Chell gripped the wound with his fingers and sat on the floor leaning against the wall. And what to do next? She suggested that the test should be provided medical care. Otherwise what is the use of dead test subjects?

Help! - - she cried. - Help me!

In response there was nothing, only a slight whisper licked the ear, as if someone laughed softly. Really, what did she expect? What it will come running medics with a stretcher? Rather, arrive doctor Aybolit on Carlson than it is here to help. As, perhaps, ridiculous she looked just! And where is the word help actually remembered?
Suddenly, Chell stared blankly at the floor in front. There's just been written (it is written! clearly a human hand), the word help. She looked up ahead and noticed that a few cargo cubes got stuck between the wall and one of the panels of which it consisted. Because of this, the panel loosely against the surface and formed a passage wide enough for a person. Even forgetting about the pain, Chell has popisil to look behind the panel. And was struck dumb.
Now no doubt - here was a man. The only representative of Homo Sapiens might have left on the wall such Doodle. Even though Chell had always considered those who draws a Doodle on the walls in her town max Homo erectus. But she was glad to meet here even though this is the Homo erectus!
Alas, the room behind the bar was empty. It apparently was an office hallway, where he had access to the staff Aperture, the existence of which Chell didn't quite believe it.
The girl began to examine the scrawl, written in red, as if someone was sitting and dying on his last breath he wrote it with his own blood.
"The cake is a lie". This phrase was repeated countless times. What kind of cake? Chell didn't even have any assumptions. And who would want to write it on the wall?
A sudden bout of nausea made her clutch the wall to keep from falling She made the feet go a few steps deeper into the room. There was a table similar to a bench, on which and around which were scattered bottles of water, milk, boxes of food, cans. Completely exhausted, she finally saw a really needed thing now - a half-opened first aid kit. And then her legs gave way. Wanted to lose consciousness from pain, fatigue, nervous tension. But not now. So you can easily bleed to death.
Chell did not even consider such an option as her death. Why then do we had to live all this time if not enough now for life tooth and nail?
The first thing she pulled the football from which it was possible to squeeze a complete meal for a vampire. Then, making sure that to evaluate the wound is not possible, due to the fact that she too is covered with blood, the girl pulled a huge bottle of water. Unscrewing the lid, she sniffed and caught no suspicious odors. Water as water. Opening the first aid kit, from which dropped a few bandages, cotton wool and a jar of percise hydrogen. Apparently there was not predpolagali that someone may get a more serious wound than a scratch or a paper cut.
Dip the wool into the water, Chell rubbed first the blood around the wound and then filled herself with water. The blood however didn't stop and flowed all the time, painting streams of water running through the body in a light red color.
It is unlikely that the turret is characterized by a large caliber. Judging by the wound, the bullet most likely hit the rib and ricocheted from it, flew, and not vontas properly in the body. If the caliber is larger and the bone would just shatter and then the consequences would be even more sad. While it may be that it just met the edge just at the right angle, so that it bounced, who knows. The most important thing that Chell clearly felt the integrity of the lungs, they were not damaged.
A few seconds of trying, she still managed to trip on the wound a good portion of peroxide. And then expected, writhing in pain, which however, quickly retreated. Further, not inventing anything extraordinary girl tight rewound by bandage, which lay very conveniently on the waist.
The bandage quickly made a red stain, but the blood didn't seem to be dripping through it.
Pulling up to his bottle, Chell eagerly pounced on his neck. She drank in small SIPS, large end up hurting her, but saw long. The water gave them strength and filled the body with life. Placing the bottle on the floor, the girl felt quite cheerful. However, the next moment her head fell on his chest, and the mind possessed a deep sleep.

***
GLaDOS. Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operation System. This is the official name of this device. It again launched for tuning and testing before the next event in Aperture, and the room immediately became uncomfortable. At least Doug. Others think the soul of Glados was everything to her and toyed with her like a fool with a written sack. All the scientists in the lab except the one that Doug was sick all quadrupeds professional illness - when the existence the opportunity to enter the new frontiers, as would say the same of Henry, they didn't notice anything at all. Dangers facing his own. It seems they cared more about the safety of the modules Gledos personality than on his own head. The Alderman also this disease is spared, apparently it was replaced by another well-known disease.
Anyway, now Glados was activated. It was still a novelty to many, and to see that it has a decent number of people. They were discussing something, looking thoughtfully at the monitor screens, and Henry, as head of the project was busy with the main processor. However, he quietly talked with Glados. Doug involuntarily listened to the conversation.

- After the installation of the module of morality I have absolutely no desire to kill, is this normal? - gritting Glados.

- Of course! - said Henry. - By the way I'm really glad to hear that.

- I want to deal exclusively with science. Namely, I would like doskonalenie to study human consciousness. In this regard, I would like to conduct an experiment during the event, bring your cat to work.
Wanted. Doug frowned. The device identified himself as a representative of womankind. It is alarmed, Glados was becoming more independent consciousness.

- 's fine!

- During the bring your cat to work", which of course, I have boxes and cats.

Yes, in Aperture often held some crazy events. "Bring your daughter to work". "Introduce family with the accelerating gel." "Show grandma antigravitator". But "Bring your cat to work" according to Doug was the apogee of weirdness.

And?..

- I'll need something else. A little neurotoxin. Solely for the sake of science.

The sense of danger Doug rebelled. Did Henry will be so stupid that...

- Well, if for the sake of science of course, as much as necessary. We all work here for the sake of science.

Doug raised his eyes. Henry looked now like a father who permits the child secretly from the mother to eat a jar of strawberry jam.
The Alderman was often called insane due to his illness. But truly, he now felt himself the most reasonable person in the lab.

***
Cap. Cap. Cap The blood was collected in a large tight balls and dripping, rhythmically breaking down. Cap. Cap. Cap. The scarlet liquid was going into the brook and flowed into a blue portal, then to again swoop down in the form of drops. flying out of a portal on the ceiling. Cap. Cap. Cap. Source of all was the rib protruding outward and open eyes krasnovato-brown light, all in a bloody clots.
Cap. Cap. Cap. At the far end of the room from under the tightly screwed in bolt on the pipe was dripping water. Regular water, a small amount which has accumulated in the form of puddles. Chell woke up.
And immediately looked down, while still under the impression of sleep. Of course no terrible wounds she found. On the contrary, a maroon stain on the bandage was wilted and not an increase.
Listened to the sensations. It was incredibly comfortable feel that the pain is gone. Though she suspected that everything would ache worth it just to get the ball rolling dream.
However, the wound was worth to disturb in any way. It had to prepare for subsequent transitions, good first aid kit on hand there.
To tear the bandage from the dried wound Chell had abundantly watered it with hydrogen peroxide. Only in this way managed with great difficulty to pull out..At the same time revealed a small bleeding, which the girl stopped with cotton wool with all the same peroxide.
Then Chell was left on the wound with cotton wool and strapped on top of the bandage. Turned out to be quite convenient. And the whole design is accidentally not slid down all the entrenched sverko band.
So how about a t-shirt but had forgotten - that is already beyond repair, full of holes and covered in blood, the girl had to pull the top part of the jumpsuit. The sleeves were long and they were hot so they were rolled up.
Then Chell plenty drunk, sat a little and tried to get up.
For the first time, significantly dizzy, so I had to grab the table to keep his balance.. Then my head suddenly cleared and the vestibular apparatus is returned to normal. I wonder how much time has passed? Apparently enough to fully regain their strength, despite losing a decent amount of blood.
Definitely needed to eat. When all other needs have been satisfied, the organism demanded food. Chell found nothing better than to open the top three drawers. It had nothing but an empty litre plastic bottle. The average proved to be empty. But at the bottom was an asset in briefcase of the children's coloring books lay a good supply of chocolate bars.
Chell sat down again, now on the table, sending a cheek bar and chewing it intensely - it was nuts. Ahead was the wall that hit her before. In addition to "the Cake is a lie" on it was much more interesting. Hung the ubiquitous propaganda posters Aperture, like "True friends in the knowledge of science" or "Future tomorrow". At the bottom was a picture of the turret, uttering the phrase "Hey need help?", and a cargo cube falling through a portal. But there was something else. Several rows of small vertical sticks which are combined in groups of four. It seems so uncomplicated way someone kept a track of time. Probably every feature that day. Eighteen groups of four dashes. This one has been here for 72 days, more than two months. That's just remained a mystery, than the man the whole time he ate? The amount of debris on the floor is clearly not consistent with the mountain, which was to accumulate here for 2 months.
Thank you. - Chell whispered, putting his hand to the handprint, being here, on snine. - Thank you, whoever you were.
Then she filled it with water and found a liter bottle and put it in a briefcase, went and inside of Cabinet.
"How well it all came to be here," thought the girl, throwing the briefcase in the back.
She warmed the soul that she was not alone in this complex. Here was a man, and more recently even on the table a layer of dust was not so great.
It's time to return to the test. But we wanted to stay longer in this service space, which now even the dark seemed much more comfortable brightly lit cameras.
It seems that the Voice wasn't kidding, talking about the test platform for androids. Every corner in this chestemere took the turret and Chell had to step it up in order not to get yourself a few more bullets. But nothing happened, moreover, that girl has invented a simple but effective method - she just pushed in front of a cargo cube and crawl moved s Buzzard - caliber turrets just wouldn't let them shoot Particularly carefully even CC had to deal with a turret, shot down with legs that thrashed in agony and shot a large amount of ammunition in all directions randomly - it was easy to catch a stray bullet.
However, so far everything went smoothly, though was felt wound - the sharp movements she immediately spoke cutting pain.
When the calculations Chell test chamber came to an end, in the room where there was a distributor truck of cube, she found traces of someone there. Someone obviously this distributor was trying to otremontirovat in one of the cubes were neatly laid out tools - wrenches, screwdrivers and the like. Here is side by side stood a yellow ceramic Cup with Mario is a famous character of the console games. Finally why was more than half filled with dust, while the tools it was not so much.
Hi. suddenly he heard a mechanical voice behind me.
- I found you. - said the same voice and left.
Chell immediately turned and was blinded by two laser target designators turrets In the next instant, he heard the sound of their bullets. But this moment the girl enough to understand that she was already dead. To survive after such rasstrela impossible, even nesmatrya small caliber and acquired after a failed experiment, high elasticity of her skin.
They say before death in front of the gas sweeps the whole life. Chell thought only that to die does not want, and felt a burning resentment that you have to die so ridiculous, by their own negligence.
However, seconds walked and walked, chirping turrets did not stop, but there is no contact with the body of bullets she did not feel. In surprise she looked down and likewise did not notice any injuries. Meanwhile, the glare caused to her by the laser, has passed, and Chell almost laughed. Between it and the turrets were thick armored glass that turret punching was not. Everything they did was covered it with the common web microcrack. However, not tempting fate, Chell stepped into the room. Lost sight of her turrets had stopped firing and peacefully waiting for the purpose.
Chell caught her breath. Wow, she's almost resigned to his own death, which wasn't supposed to. And she hoped that would never admit such a weakness.
But in gloine room turned out to be something interesting. On the ubiquitous cargo cube lay a package with inscriptions and markings, in which were the exact same as her overalls and t-shirt. The kit apparently was a male, even a t-shirt was not actually a t-shirt and t-shirt, without a hint of sleeves. It was all the same white color and says "Aperture".
Jumpsuit of course she was unnecessarily, but Mike came in handy. Wearing it, Chell could remove the top part of the jumpsuit and tied the sleeves around my waist. Now were not hot.
At the same time checking the wound and assessed her condition as satisfactory, the girl after a few minutes got to the Elevator, which was supposed to bring her to sleduya of testimony.

***
- Now from the lattice of delivery of laboratory equipment appear freight CC In this test truck cube will be your faithful companion. Take care of him as a friend. Experimental center reminds you that the cargo cube can't threaten to cut your throat and not even able to speak. In the case that a cargo cube still speak, the center urges you to disregard its advice.

- What is parody? surprised proiznesla Chell.

She saw a cargo cube with all sides and found no differences from his other brothers, except one, but very significant: in the center of each of its faces adorned with a pink heart.

- The fact that you mistakenly called a parody is actually a necessary tool for passing the test camera. The experimental centre is also in a hurry to remind you that people are usually happy when I see something cute. We believe this cube is sweet.

- No matter how much I didn't enjoy, that doesn't help me to carry this damn CC, Any physical activity is pretty painful for me! - hoisted Chell.

- In accordance with the agreement on the testing center assumes no responsibility for the integrity of the physical body of the subject. We only care about his morale. For this purpose, actually, and you provided a special cube can brighten the time spent for testing. Experimental centre would like to remind you that the portable device for creating portals has the ability of transporting items of almost any weight.

That's really interesting, it turns out the gravity gun has the ability that she did not even suspect? The girl carefully examined the device and found that same button which in its opinion was intended for recharging. With a shrug, she sent a gravity gun at the cube and pressed the button. The cube then rose into the air and slowly hovered opposite the working end of the device. It seems that the matter has been involved antigravity. We should wonder the next technology, which is many years ahead of time, but here I was bored to surprised.

- But before to say no? It would have eased my passage so many testtimer! - was angry with Chell.

- We like how you are able to overcome any difficulties. - hoarsely the Voice replied.

Chell felt like a clown when dragged stupid painted cube through the corridors of testimony. These hearts were a real joke. If someone wanted a way to support the spirit of the subject, it is only by laughing at the absurdity of the last cube.
However, the cube was the same cargo cube that still regularly helped pass the tests. And passed them all, Chell and was told "friendly" cube to the end of the test chamber.

- The test is passed! Your friend, the cube has brought you luck. Take your buddy to the experimental emergency exterminator intelligent species. For your peace of mind we inform you that an independent Board of experts in ethics have recognized experimental center, laboratory staff, research into the nature of portals, as well as experimental individuals are free from moral responsibility for the destruction of the cube. Your friend, the cube was a loyal companion, but he's not allowed to go with you to the next part of the test. If he could speak – and he, as we, on this occasion, we remind you not – I'd say that he'd rather burn in a fire than become a burden to you. The test will continue only after your friend, the cube will be destroyed. Despite the fact that killing is a very painful procedure, eight out of ten technicians of the centre believe that Cuba is unlikely to feel pain as intensely as humans. Also the laws of the state are forbidden to leave the cube here, in loneliness and anguish. You have to destroy it.

- Hmm. It could be touching if it were not so ridiculous and funny. said Chell.

She came to the "destroyer", which turned out to be something like a well at the bottom of which is unbearable brightly burning fire. It was like a portal to hell. Chell, don't hesitate another second, threw the stupid cube in the pit and even experienced some sadistic pleasure by imagining his sides off peeling pink paint, which depicted hearts.

Fine. - came a Voice. Chell immediately clear imagined how pushes his owner after the cube. Think about it, it was also nice. - You have coped with this task with astonishing speed. You deserve cake on completion of all tests.

Chell froze. Before her eyes stood an inscription made in red "the Cake is a lie".

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Combine 999 21.10.19

Interesting. It would be great if not for TYPOS.

Rather, arrive doctor Aibolit to the Carlson
There is Russian (well, Russian and Swedish) characters, it is unlikely Chell knows.

Typos (90 PCs)
You people always
After and before "people" need commas.

any mechanisms
*any

It seems to be
After and before "think" need commas.

portrayed a man falling from something incomprehensible
After the "man" needs a comma.

that will meet polucilosi not face to face
*to meet turned out

through the portal and have not heard
After the "portal" need a comma.

one vote except
After "the voice" needs a comma.

she heard sounded
After "heard" need a comma.

felts, plastic felts ceramics
*whether
*whether

The squealing of rascruci
*opened

But the agony did not last
After and before "however" needs commas.

not from her but from the corner
After "it" needs a comma.

Looks like she only
After "Like" we need a comma.

leaned out from the corner and clearly assessing the situation shot
After and before "clearly assessing the situation" need commas.

hand and potabila second
*put

Without becoming however long
After and before "however" needs commas.

Help! - shouted
Too much[del]the dash[/del]s minus here.

formed passageway sufficient
After "passage" needs a comma.

Chell has popisil to look
*rushed

It apparently was
After and before you "apparently" need commas.

someone was sitting and dying
After "and" need a comma.

grab hold of the wall to
After the "wall" needs a comma.

Chell did not even consider such an option as her death
After "option" need a comma.
Also it should either remove her, or to alter the sentence something like this:
Chell didn't even consider his death.
And "it" doesn't refer to Chell.

all this time, if
After "time" needs a comma.

The first thing she
*business

making sure that to evaluate
After "making sure" needs a comma.

Unscrewing the lid, she sniffed and caught no suspicious odors
It is better to rebuild:
She unscrewed the cap, sniffed the liquid and caught no suspicious odors.
And it seems like she sniffed the cap.

Opening the first aid kit, from which dropped a few bandages, cotton wool and a jar of percise hydrogen
*Opened

Apparently there was not predpolagali
After "Apparently" need a comma.
*assumed

serious wound than a scratch
After the "wound" needs a comma.

around the wound and then
After "wounds" need a comma.

The blood however not
After and before "however" needs commas.

the body in light red color
After the "body" needs a comma.
*light red

If the caliber is larger and the bone would just shatter and then
First "and" should be replaced by a comma.
After the "break up" need a comma.

it just met the edge just at the right angle, so that
One of the "just" is not necessary.
*why

which however quickly
After and before "however" needs commas.

pounced on its neck
*it

Others think the soul
After and before "think" need commas.
*soul

was everything to her and toyed with her like a fool with a written sack
After the "thought" needs a comma.
After "it" needs a comma.

laboratories except Doug was sick
After and before "in addition to the Dag" need commas.

all quadrupeds
*all known

existence the possibility
*there was

danger threatens
After the "danger" need a comma.

Glados personality than my own
After "Glados" need a comma.

was activated
*was activated

they were discussing something thoughtfully
After "something" needs a comma.

as the project Manager was busy
After the "project" needs a comma.

By the way I do
After "the Way" needs a comma.

identified himself as a representative
After "themselves" need "as".

for the sake of science of course
After "science" needs a comma.

krasnovato-brown
*reddish-brown

under loose
*under

withered and not an increase
After "withered" need a comma.

ache worth it just
After the "ache" needs a comma.

to tear off the bandage from the dried wound Chell
After "wounds" need a comma.

to pull out..When
The second point should be replaced by a space.

wool with all the
*with

down all the entrenched sverko
After the "down" needs a comma.
*top

t-shirt Yano had
*clearly

so they were rolled up.
*so she rolled them

to keep the balance..
Instead of dots there's two points.

cleared and vestibular
After the "clear" need a comma.

Probably, every dash is a day
After "Probably" need a comma.
After the "dash" have to dash.

located here, on snene
*the wall

took the turret and Chell
After the "turrets" need a comma.

string up so as not to shlopotat
After the "step it up" needs a comma.

the simplest but most effective
After the "simplest" need a comma.

moved W him
*for

They say before death, before the gases
After "Say" we need a comma.

has passed, and Chell barely
After the "passed" needs a comma.

But in gloine
*depth

in which were the exact
*which

actually a t-shirt and t-shirt
After the "tee" needs a comma.

it to sleduya of testimony
*the following
*test camera

it turns out the gravity gun has the ability
After "coming out" need a comma.
Stop the gravity gun?

that thing was
*business

the passage of so many testtimer
*test chambers

touching if
After the "touching" need a comma.

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xDDGx 21.10.19

*storonah*

- You people always put themselves above the androids and any mechanisms. So to pass the strip for any of you not difficult. The voice seemed to become more tender during this phrase.
Sheet 8)

Just like when we were kids
She could feel the automatic turrets on their skin? %) Poor kid.

"It remains only to confuse the damn cargo cube with your best friend"
WANT. I want to read something %)

Help! - - she cried. - Help me!
Oh no, she'll open it.-the topic, don't let her do it!

And where is the word help actually remembered?
In Aperture all the computers on the DOS and Unige, so she has the habit of only terminal, or rather the console forgot to open :D And as it opened, introduced to help, would learn commands and would respond Glados...
However, in sortovoi console help is useless to enter, in order to get the help you need to know the command itself... Hopelessness.

There's just been written (it is written! clearly a human hand), the word help.
Well, I love it-the topic is already open on the floor. Vandals! Nothing is sacred no!11

"Show grandma antigravitator"
LOL!XD

Wearing it, Chell could remove the top part of the jumpsuit and tied the sleeves around my waist.
No, this will only happen through 9k years, in P2!1111 )))

- But before to say no? It would have eased my passage so many testtimer! - was angry with Chell.
- We like how you are able to overcome any difficulties. - hoarsely the Voice replied.
Chell felt like a clown when dragged stupid painted cube through the corridors of testimony.
Strallen!

Cube is a pity, it would be interesting if she went off the rails, began to talk to him, hang, and then to cry and not to put it in the furnace %)
Overall, not bad, but nothing more. I see the fan fiction others P.
Also, I'm not exactly clear event Ratman before Chell woke up in semberah test?

- You have coped with this task with astonishing speed.
And isn't that somehow be different? Mention about what was done faster than all the previous participants, or faster by 0,115 seconds? I do not remember nifiga a very long time in P did not play.

basicpackage, nachalnika?
Maybe replays kominowski, but I'm too lazy to check, I still found a little:

nothing
no

felts, plastic felts ceramics
Separately.

The squealing of rascruci

Others think the soul in Glados never thought

now Glados was activated

They were discussing something, looking thoughtfully at the screen
PTA after something

But in gloine room

in which lay exactly the same as her overalls and t-shirt
Also, it is better to change on plyuralis are exactly the same.

There is Russian (well, Russian and Swedish) characters, it is unlikely Chell knows.
Maybe she really is an Uzbek, and a child reads Russian books?))

C
Chellsi 21.10.19

Combine 999
Rather, arrive doctor Aibolit to the Carlson
There is Russian (well, Russian and Swedish) characters, it is unlikely Chell knows.

You're right, you need to insert Santa Claus reindeer, or what he's riding.

xDDGx
In Aperture all the computers on the DOS and Unige, so she has the habit of only terminal, or rather the console forgot to open :D And as it opened, introduced to help, would learn commands and would respond Glados...
However, in sortovoi console help is useless to enter, in order to get the help you need to know the command itself... Hopelessness.

ahaha)) she's so hopeless, and then there's the problem with console)

No, this will only happen through 9k years, in P2!1111 )))

I'm probably not canonical, but I see Chell exclusively without top)

Cube is a pity, it would be interesting if she went off the rails, began to talk to him, hang, and then to cry and not to put it in the furnace %)
Overall, not bad, but nothing more. I see the fan fiction others P.
Also, I'm not exactly clear event Ratman before Chell woke up in semberah test?

while her early in the story, that's crazy.
to see can be different, the problem is in the implementation...
it is good that it is not clear, I was hoping to add this element of mystery) closer to the end I have to sort through. well I'll try at least)

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Chellsi 21.10.19

WOW. Errata there's really a lot left. I will try to fix it soon. And while his defense will complain that my ward today rebelled and during the inspection and the written ispravlenie steadfastly refused to highlight errors. Corrected what I saw.

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xDDGx 21.10.19

Why don't you highlight the quotes in italics? If you can't for technical reasons (cell phone, tablet?), put before the comment >> or ~ or -- or even a thread icon, and then confusing.

my word today rebelled
That's why hope for these curves the offices is not worth it... IMHO, they only stultifying, less people watching the spelling, relying on the program. And here is the result - 90 typos. However, as I understand it, you simply not read the Chapter? Before posting, be sure to re-read, I have got it. This will help not only to reduce the number of typos, but to find nesostykovki, newtake, errors, etc. Who knows, maybe something forgotten, missed, or confused? (For example, I made a terrible mistake popeliv Eli in the life hack.) So be sure to re-read. I recommend proofreading before you change the font to another and make the font size larger.


Typos (90 pieces) [show]
Interestingly, while the grammar-kombina have any statistics on the count made typos? %) Who of us here most of all screwed up?

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Chellsi 21.10.19

xDDGx
Why don't you highlight the quotes in italics? If you can't for technical reasons (cell phone, tablet?), put before the comment >> or ~ or -- or even a thread icon, and then confusing.
Guessed, but I did not think to do so)

However, as I understand it, you simply not read the Chapter?
Here did not guess, I read it a few times and put some dialogs and paragraphs. But vsilu my carelessness spelling were horrible. Mao those scho maєmo.

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Combine 999 21.10.19

Interestingly, while the grammar-kombina have any statistics on the count made typos? %) Who of us here most of all screwed up?
The compilation of such statistics is complicated by the fact that I was not looking for typos prior to his registration here and for some time thereafter. However, it is possible to summarize at the end of each month (or, given the activity of the forum at the end of each year). You only need a Cup or a diploma what I can do for the winner.

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Statistics for the last part of 2013
1. Chellsi — 109 PCs (18+91, Portal)
2. GO-schnick — 26 PCs (Eighth division)
3. SoNik Grey — 20 PCs (G. M. U. G. A 1.13 L)
4. DubThug — 12 PCs (No way out)
5. DDG — 11 pieces (4+7, "[broken wedding]" and "What's inside?", respectively)
6. Krigg — 4 pieces ("five minutes of nonsense")
6. .Nero — 4 pieces (city 9)

In General, it shows, for example .Nero with Brigham made the same number of typos, but Kregg wrote 1,83 KB of text, and Nero is 96.3. For a fair assessment it is necessary to deduce the coefficient [need a name] by dividing number of words by the number of typos. Can and Vice versa, but then the number will be, um, small.

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xDDGx 21.10.19

Yes, it is stupid to count the number's inconclusive, we need to take the ratio.

Can and Vice versa, but then the number will be, um, small.
You can multiply by a constant, per thousand or per million. In General, it may be wise to not take the number of words and number of letters. Still, the word may be two typos, and more (four typing errors in a word of three letters, lol).

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Combine 999 21.10.19

In General, it may be wise to not take the number of words and number of letters.
Perhaps, Yes, but not letters, and symbols. Then the list will look like this:
 
sonst=100000, rounded to two decimal places.
1. SoNik Grey — 353,17
2. Chellsi — 331,87
3. Grigg — 214,71
4. DubThug — 75,82
5. GO-schnick — 11,14
6. DDG — of 9.54
7. .Nero — 4,09

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JetRanger 21.10.19

Very good, sometimes even elegant, and easy to read. Struck just about the gravity gun, Dr. Dolittle (about them already told) and here it is:

Wanted. Doug frowned. The device identified himself as a representative of womankind.

In inglish kind of verb are not known to be defined.

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Chellsi 21.10.19

JetRanger
In inglish kind of verb are not known to be defined.

Hmm, true, I didn't even think... And now I do not know what to do, do not want to remove, but to replace the trip impossible or anything.

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xDDGx 21.10.19

Perhaps, Yes, but not letters, and symbols.
Not, in my opinion, to consider more white space and punctuation is overkill. In principle, the punctuation Yes, the mistakes are frequent, but the gaps? Is that written word together or separately, and not as it should.

Then the list would look like this
Is drastically different %) we can Immediately conclude about the author's experience... Although you need to take into account the origin. For Sonic well Russian is not native, because so much errors, although the experience he has already done. Maybe, Chelsea's Russian too, as foreign? xD the Numbers can't lie!111


In inglish kind of verb are not known to be defined.
And kreo and not on inglish. Let the translators into English (if they will undertake to translate creative) thinking about how to convey the author's idea. Means of the Russian language allows it to do so. How allow it means English is the concern not of the author.

And in General, any creativity is a Convention. Here are the rules of the real world. You do not require it to be in real life? Does not happen (at least yet) robots that want to kill all people. Is not speaking of the turrets. Not is a portable portal device. And Yes, of course, in English there are no verbs that carry information about the field. But it's creative. Here is as it should be. Personally, I am against realism. In games and in literature. And, say, Qуота-Life you will see how Lambdas of Caligraphy (sic) looking for how to spell -ll or -tsya - although in Krebs clearly indicates that the native language Labdara English (although nowhere indicated what language he writes his... ahem, kreatiff). Rules-ll and -tsya, of course, not in inglish. But I wrote this story in Russian, for Russian. If the story were written in English for Englishmen - I would have pointed out some common mistake in English (which, for obvious reasons, this language is not difficult to do). But I wanted to make it clear to my readers. //also, Lambdar looking for-tsya/-tsya in English, but I still found it excessive, and corrected in the latest ODF/PDF release, posted a thread combinations ^_^'

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Combine 999 21.10.19

Is that written word together or separately, and not as it should.
That's why.

Maybe, Chelsea's Russian too, as foreign?
Given the large difference between the number of typos in the third and fourth Chapter (18 vs 91 (198,02 against 383,46)), there is an assumption that Chellsi got someone to print this Chapter from dictation.
//of course, he said that his ward is broken, but it's all excuses!

coefficient [need a name]
Maybe something like a known error rate of the symbol (KOS)?

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JetRanger 21.10.19

xDDGx
Yes, I understand that Convention. It I so, just in case drew the attention and considers whether the author is for the LNP or leave the Convention - of his business.

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xDDGx 21.10.19

what Chellsi got someone to print this Chapter dictation
The Chelsea has a literary slaves? %)

Maybe something like a known error rate of the symbol (KOS)?
S, those who make too many typos, let's call it Slant?))

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Chellsi 21.10.19

Maybe, Chelsea's Russian too, as foreign?
Oh gods, they got me... Well, I'll have you know that my native language portugalski.

Chellsi got someone to print this Chapter from dictation.
Opened a second time. I borrowed Brin a couple of stalkers-blacks-interpreters. They even comments on PG for me to write.

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xDDGx 21.10.19

Tek, once I decided to raise all dead threads, and will raise this. Long ago there was not continue, the author still here?

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Chellsi 21.10.19

To be continued. Don't know how soon, though.