Medical examination in the military.
Tell me what to check on a military medical Board in 16 years? Touch eggs there, dick? I'm serious...First, because the doctor's office not one second, because it comes not one youth of premilitary age, but a group.
Yes, but it is to the surgeon. To the venereal diseases one by one we go. And there's a screen there, Yes. And Yes, there is almost everywhere at the two doctors.
Moreover, judging by the fact that tells us the recruiting officer, even in Russia in different regions of different. it turns out =)
Even more, many of the military can be what their own rules, in addition to conventional )
Added to previous post: to touch with bare hands, by the way, no doctor will not. He will have to wear gloves.
Even more, many of the military can be what their own rules, in addition to conventional )
For the most part, this rule depend on certain factors. Eternal lack of staff, lack of available classrooms for inspection. Where cabinets are missing - there is no screen cost. Where there are not enough doctors. sometimes several people in one sitting. And cost, often even without a screen. Thus the recruit comes, the doctor tells him: untwist your panties, and behind (and sometimes in front, near the doctor!) the recruit sits a young, funky appearance nurse filling the documents according to the doctor. Some blush, some of it happens that I do not dare to remove, some, on the contrary, blatantly removed, and even before the nurse Pontus, trying surreptitiously to slightly turn to her, saying, ìsee sweetie, what I supermalloy.
This I will tell the truth, at the time, so look and laugh. There were such cases: to colic in the liver hysterical. If you want to - tell cases absolutely real, I was a direct witness, and sometimes an unwitting participant.
If you want to - tell cases absolutely real, I was a direct witness, and sometimes an unwitting participant.
Want blogged.Here's mine
All 2 times while I was on the Commission before me sat the sister...Stag was...Rzhach doctor was...And his words over which laugh every time I remember:
Alice is a 5?
No. the seventh kind of...-it is about the people,if that
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For the most part, this rule depend on certain factors. Eternal lack of staff, lack of available classrooms for inspection. Where cabinets are missing - there is no screen cost. Where there are not enough doctors. sometimes several people in one sitting. And cost, often even without a screen. Thus the recruit comes, the doctor tells him: untwist your panties, and behind (and sometimes in front, near the doctor!) the recruit sits a young, funky appearance nurse filling the documents according to the doctor. Some blush, some of it happens that I do not dare to remove, some, on the contrary, blatantly removed, and even before the nurse Pontus, trying surreptitiously to slightly turn to her, saying, ìsee sweetie, what I supermalloy.
It's absolutely true Master. On account of nurses, so it is as far as I remember, always fundamentally trying not to look in our direction. Why I and not only I, always took the office with a sense of humor. As well as a psychiatrist. In short, the military is always a sea of lulz.
This I will tell the truth, at the time, so look and laugh.
Believe. So in the military always is. We had a case to us during the inspection of a surgeon, ran the mother of one of recruits. And another was when my psychiatrist brought into hysterics. Their sea.
Psychiatrist-usually a man 40 years old,with a beard house,the open window(in any weather) behind,and a stupid test...Like colored stripes or spots
American [Pindos in your opinion]
Even if be touched, you are so complex that created the theme? We in the school time I checked, more precisely we have to check anything.
Psychiatrist-usually a man 40 years old,with a beard house,the open window(in any weather) behind,and a stupid test...Like colored stripes or spots
We do not have. We have two grandmothers, years of commercials for 60. Not any tests, with spots or stripes. Then the optometrist. And the psychiatrist is interested in your response, examining you for any signs from the syringe and asks you to interpret the sayings.
Even if be touched, you are so complex that created the theme?
Yes, no one touch it is not. I can only ask that he would show Hat of the fungus, Yes. And cough at the same time.
Yes no who will not touch.
I know he passed a long time ago such a test. I just laugh these words:
Touch eggs there, dick?
Complex guy...
Complex guy...
Well, you know, it's not every day a guy showing his charm to strangers. This is normal.
But why coughing?
Honestly - I do not know. But it is a fact that was the place to be when I took the Commission. Why, even remembered, there hirurko even (for us at least) there is a circle in the center of the room, you should be.
To begin with - serious story. Here I do not care - believe it or not. But this is a real story. Buddy here and so stood in front of a doctor and a nurse. And he has, for years, I mean more than prilichnaya sizes. Anyway, he stood up. Not so much from the presence of nurses, and from the light of excitement and embarrassment (me the doctor then explained that this is a normal reaction to the feeling of moral discomfort, and the presence of the girl here at all at anything). So, the kid is 16, and the nurse - 27. In short, he blushed terribly, embarrassed, already could not speak. And when the Commission ended, the whole crowd boy home knocked from the military, he left, and she stands in front of the gate of the outer fence. We are there with the officers was standing, smoke, waited for the car with the new equipment. I asked them to help with the unloading. Well, stood was Smoking. Anyways, the point is this: the kid goes and nurse him. He again began to blush, she spoke to him. Well the truth is, we didn't listen. In another case: she under the hand and went with him. We have officers pozuboskalit a little (well, male company, what can you do). The type that's itching the girl in the youngsters conducted. And I must say that the officers of those real guys were smart, athletic, strong. No beer bellies and snouts drunken. This sweetheart stand did not have all been dumped in flight.
In short, I laughed, the car arrived, was unloaded. Well, we forgotten - and fuck you to remember that normal everyday episode.
Now, two years later, the kid waved to the army. I still remember well, because the next pre-draft we talked with him. He was fond of rukopashku, and on this basis somehow became friends. I mean, we are not peers, but he's a good - for you with respect, but without much hesitation and in a simple way Sasha. Here, waved to the army. Where he served, not know, not interested. But the trick is that after demobilization he came on record to stand. I'm in the Department was that day, control of the duty shift. And so it appears. The duty puts it on the record, he told me through the window: Hello, good to see you! Well, I'm the same way. Ask smoke? Says, Yes. We went out on the street and in the Smoking room is the nurse. I'm slightly freaking me out, she smiles, and he says to me: uncle Sasha, meet my wife.
Kapets. So I went nuts then. It happens the same. No, of course, glad really. Ask: and when did that happen? She says: but then, on the Commission when he blushed terribly - then in him, and fall hard.
Now I live soul to soul. However, moved to the far East, but in our place I come every year because my parents both live here.
I'm serious. True, word of honor.
And there were funny cases. For example, like this. In short: the kid in front of the doctor, and suddenly he has a erection. That is to say, riser. I just go to the office, the Commissar asked what he considered separately, the doctor attributed. The doctor tells him: boy, out, go to the sink in the corner, there cold water. Lightly dampen the head and the erection will disappear.
Now imagine: a guy goes to the sink, opens the faucet, the water flows. And there is a faceted glass worth. He dials somewhere the little. I doctor case give up, cant explain what notes the Commissar did, suddenly the nurse (though this was already an aged woman) begins to groan and snort. Dr. at the same time raise our heads, look at the kid and fall under the table from laughter. The boy is, in one hand a glass of water, he pours on the palm of the other hand and gently smooth with a wet hand curly top.
All true, I swear. I thought heart was going to burst from laughter.
The boy is, in one hand a glass of water, he pours on the palm of the other hand and gently smooth with a wet hand curly top.
Nobody knows about the cupcake at all-there are all sorts of people...
But why coughing?
Honestly - I do not know. But it is a fact that was the place to be when I took the Commission. Why, even remembered, there hirurko even (for us at least) there is a circle in the center of the room, you should be.
When cough and the corresponding reaction of the scrotum (in this case, the surgeon just feels!) the doctor can make preliminary conclusions about the presence of inguinal hernia. Or her status, if already installed documents fact. Inguinal hernia will not take you to any army, whether there is at least three hundred percent of the shortfall. So no idiots, even among staff fatty rats with epaulets of generals.
Master Corwin
The first story kulen. The size decides the same ... Probably.
And at the expense of the second, Yes, funny too. I remember someone fear, saying that if the riser during inspection, then give some special solution, where it is necessary to dip ... Yes. Was the story of how the boy, instead, inexperience, drank the solution. Well jokes such as why he is so scared ? what you bleat, close the window already accordionists. So to pereskazyvat not going already )
ahahahha, represent, represent.
I to you better about our Uzbek military will not tell)
Don't we have a sea of lulz. As to hysteria and brought a psychiatrist, as the scales broke in the first study. As we dentist mate scolded. As we ensign pissed there. Still a lot of lulz from those who come from ancestors. That's the way it once did not understand. Well, you came in with your mom, so let it sit down sit on the ground floor. No, it is necessary that she, along with you come all the way to the third floor and ran with you all the offices. There is so a crush, and when another half with my parents, we have there is no room to swing fall.
No one knows about cupcake 3
Yes, what is cinema? I said, believe it or not. I told the truth. This incident occurred in one of the military Commissariat, Stavropol Krai. I may have more names of doctors to lay out as proof?
You don't have to, your business.
Another case. But there it developed into a serious. The doctor almost put. Freedom is not lost, but the penalty was paid, and lost for life the right to engage in medical activities. It was not in our military, and in the other, but I was there on a business trip and heard the cries of the boy.
The recruit stood up, right in front of the doctor. He said go ahead. The guy went, the member still stands. And the doctor happened to be with a hangover, somehow overlooked in the clinic for this. In short, he angrily yelled at the guy: what you're satisfied with the circus? And metal ruler, flexible like, punched him on the head. At the bottom, of course. The guy screaming bloody murder. We are there with the local duty officer immediately rushed, office directly behind the wall of the ready room. We run, and the guy on the floor writhing and screaming, and the doctor runs around him, scared the whole.
Here's the Sitch. The doctor sickly fine slapped. By the way. and the court were all as expected.