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Fasolevyy Al-Bi-Bek 26.07.20 11:07 pm

Medical examination in the military.

Tell me what to check on a military medical Board in 16 years? Touch eggs there, dick? I'm serious...
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Keyd Skayuoker 26.07.20

Here's the Sitch. The doctor sickly fine slapped. By the way. and the court were all as expected.

For this it is necessary to kill, Yes.

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VerniteTrusy 26.07.20

Poor Doc, come from all sorts of scholars noobs perverts, and then judge him.
Delian K. S.
Justify shkololo? I guess those dick bitten off in childhood, that and angry at all opuschenets =))
Doc handsome did everything right I would, he finally cut it off to a generation of freaks do not freak out in the future =))

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Keyd Skayuoker 26.07.20

Justify shkololo? I guess those dick bitten off in childhood, that and angry at all opuschenets =))

Dare I suggest brother that you are highly inadequate, just out of this dreary nonsense. And how can you demand justification of their personal opinions, which would be possible only on my actions ? Nonsense. But for trying to drop fat you learn brother. On the retake will come in a week free :)

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Master Corwin 26.07.20

The homicide case occurred in the Stavropol KVK. In the military often do not have enough chaperones, and women normal Commissar with command will not send. Therefore, our Commissar turned to the other male staff with a request to take a team to the Assembly point. Why not? Agreed, of course. A day or two to relax - also normal.

In General, I'm another lucky team. Arrived, ran for IHC. In the corridor - the crowd tinov bald around the edges. Mine are all gone, sent them to lunch. And Zelenokumsk the team brought the girl. Beautiful, very. A young, modestly, quietly. Of course, it bald felt it all the way show-off cool. And in the hallway IHC is also in a penny did not put. And this slows down the passage of time the IHC, respectively, causes a bunch of anxiety. Do not pass this day, you will have to spend the night with them in the barracks, because the senior group has the right to leave the team prior to the execution of documents and transfer of registered lists. And the next day due to the delay call this Bucha begins - Krivenko RAID on deputies, do them, they will fly for your military, going to fuck him in the square, and he poimeet in the cube of the senior recruiting team.

That's why a normal Commissar sends the man, a civilian or an officer - who will bark to tinov and they'll shut up. And everything goes quickly and smoothly.
In short, the girl I helped (damn...I confess, with a pleasant, after shuffling the teams, the consequences ;)), barked obscenities so that on duty at IHC Lieutenant-Colonel as much as envy. All held fast. And there's doctors too irritated, they don't like to sit a long time. The last one left. And his last office with the surgeon. Here it came. Katya sitting in the hallway in chairs, talking about nothing. And here in the office wild laughter, crashes of older surgeon, and yells, writhing in laughter: all fuck! passed! take him away, and then I'm about to faint!
The guy came out, all red with shame, Kate took him down into the courtyard. And my subfield ask the doctor: what? He straightened up and said. The kid standing in front of him. The doctor leafs case, scans. Next is a nurse. Without raising his head, the doctor says drop your pants. A guy down. The doctor throws a look, hold for a second, then said: so, young man, if easy - lift member. Lowers head in the documents. Hears the groaning and heavy breathing guy. He raises his head with the words raised. And the guy is all red, napryachsiya, with puffed-out cheeks, tensed so much that the veins stood out on his neck. The doctor was slightly taken aback, the nurse too. Look at him. Dr. privste and begins to worry. Asks: Boy, are you ill? What is it, tell me? Heart aches? What?
And then the guy gives him: well You said member to raise. I now especially can't, at least some porno magazine give....
Kick. The doctor looks at him for a second, terrified, before him still the whole joke of the situation is not reached. And then the nurse, also not laughing, just from Ifigenia, asks: But not simpler?
And then the doctor began to die. Honestly, I thought the whole KVK, his cackle can be heard.
All the military region then rzhaka was a week. I swear, I did not spread. The Colonel tried his work.

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VerniteTrusy 26.07.20

Delian K. S.
Dear sir, please justify your position at sea that for the punch line the penis need to be deprived of human life? I would be very grateful.
Master Corwin
Yes, you hike advocate with the military =))To the local dois not afraid to go there they say there is one positive =))

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DiLouk 26.07.20

Yeah, but still check if you're gay.

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Master Corwin 26.07.20

Doc handsome did everything right I would, he finally cut it off to a generation of freaks do not freak out in the future =))
Bold, thick. Uninteresting and boring. Sadly. Long-familiar, does not cause any particular reaction either in the Shoutbox or anywhere else. Not even a Troll and just some nothing erectus...

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Vuzya 26.07.20

hands easier.. lol

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Overlord_PG 26.07.20

You don't have to, your business.
You're my joke did not understand-the guy who the head see,like in that movie-I didn't know about it))

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NickoIa 26.07.20

All military faggots

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Master Corwin 26.07.20

Dear sir, please justify your position at sea that for the punch line the penis need to be deprived of human life? I would be very grateful.
A lot of credit for something else to justify. But so be it - justify. I'm not the one who you ask. The punch line of the penis was done of malice, because, you see, the doctor had a terrible hangover, and everything around was causing him irritation. The kid actually never thought, not wondering what else there to make a circus. Just came on the Commission, just following the instructions of the doctor. Failed to drop, it happens. But you have to be a complete idiot to assume that I have the right so to punish the recruit, and even for what he did (no circus was not satisfied). Yes, actually assume that you, the doctor VVK, have the right someone out there for some antics (if any) to be punished. There is a chain of military Commissioner-teacher-parents. The latter will be punished as any Commissar and the doctor never dreamed of.

All? Still need to explain something? I hope not. And there is no desire before you continue to grovel.

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Madass guy 26.07.20

The promoter was subject revered as presented, the point began to play and sweat on my hands =(.

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Keyd Skayuoker 26.07.20

Sorry stepped away.

Well you said member to raise. I now especially can't, at least some porno magazine give....

The Standings :D

Verniers

Yes please. As I already said, if I was on the site of a recruit, I would feel extreme indignation. And then of anger. It was caused by the fact that I, a man whose country has imposed terrible taxes, but also does not give me a decent education and that drives me to work in the 15-16 years, a law in which people who have belly two wider than mine, and sons which for obvious reasons is not suitable for the army, as the Golden gene pool. So, this country requires, in addition to all the above, what I'd give her some kind of Debt that I highly resent. But I overcame revolutionary in itself, gathered and went to the recruiting office. And so comes my turn to surgery, but I shy because, Yes, maybe I was raised in a very Intelligent family, and for me to take off my pants in front of a stranger to me man and pokazivati him their charms, something out of the ordinary. So, this step I overcame. And here in front of the surgeon and there's such a thing as has been described. And this semi buhoe cattle, takes and hits me, at the very spot, I don't think in this case what he can to deprive me for life. I think because he has a moral right to such a thing, it is and I have every right to do with it what I want, right here.

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Master Corwin 26.07.20

All military - ....race
You would shut your mouth. I have friends that were killed in Chechnya. Military. They, too?
For DiLouk: Di, the Shoutbox is not mageritsa. But if you said - well aren't you? Then you and the Mat, and insults. Where is your response?

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Overlord_PG 26.07.20

Verniers
Nonsense...you rode to the topic with your trolling...

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NickoIa 26.07.20

You would shut your mouth. I have friends that were killed in Chechnya. Military. They, too?
They - no. They are idiots, once gave his life for what is not clear.

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Overlord_PG 26.07.20

NickoIa [Tottenham Fan]
Student...go play with your Kruizis...then uncle big talk...

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Master Corwin 26.07.20

You're my joke did not understand-the guy who the head see,like in that movie-I didn't know about it))
Oh, you mean... Yes, probably. I then, in principle. thought so. Yes, even a kid, to be honest, intelligence is clearly not good, so unassumingly, from a remote rural province. You know, mother - the milkmaid, Papa tractor. I did not detract from the other advantages their families, God forbid...for the country rests.

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VerniteTrusy 26.07.20

You sad PPC, poison tales about the positive in your rotten the military where you're thieves and lawlessness. Where can I hold a night in jail, even those who delay is, where the recruits jump from the Windows. Better tell me what Raschke you wonder =)

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Master Corwin 26.07.20

They - no. They are idiots, once gave his life for what is not clear.
You pathetic people. Those are the ones you can not answer never. Neither in real life nor here, in the Internet. Pathetic and flawed you are a man.