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Cheburashka 09.11.20 10:54 pm

Impressions of the game (Assassin's Creed: Valhalla)

Congrats to all the maniacs on the release of the next legendary series :))) that the gentlemen in the yard of England 9th century AD - a tidbit for many crooks and the time of the darkest centuries of human history. The very history of the game puts at the head of Eivor, the leader of the Viking clan, aimed at the British Isles. The search for fertile land is a priority for this people, but good old slaughter and looting are also in esteem, especially when it comes to raids on Saxon fortresses full of valuable resources so necessary for the survival and expansion of their own clan. Let's immerse ourselves entirely in northern romance, become not only a worthy leader, but also an excellent warrior and killer :))))

Hip hyp ura !!! house where you hung the enemy's head :)))
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leva18 20.06.21

Aligambro wrote:
for all the beauty of the graphics, very mediocre animations, Quite the
opposite is true. The graphics are mediocre. From the video above:
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But in the video it is not so visible, in the game you set high settings for the environment and look at the ground. And this is a disgrace, PS3 level, eats 2GB VRAM .. only this setting.
And in general, the textures of tables, mugs, chairs, etc., these are console textures. If Odyssey was made for a PC, and this was evident from the textures and lighting, then there is a direct port from the consoles, and judging by the textures from the curling iron. Because of this, an ambiguous impression of the graphics as a whole is formed. With animation, things are just better than in Odyssey:
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gargarot 19.08.21

New dlts plot drish of a dead hedgehog:
Spoiler Karl the Tolstoy and Francia, with their internecine strife, regular Normans and a bunch of internal problems, suddenly planned a war with England ... please, I'll ̶o̶t̶s̶o̶s̶u̶ save your wife "), one for all, most probably it is necessary, but to help Siegfried mstyunu his brother with a wooden horse ...
The game forces at Siegfried numerically small, they always draw in Franco's troops, and even attack, and historically we have 200 dug the garrison of paris and at least 300 Norman drakkars, and this armada of bearded homeless people sat for 2 years near paris and did not take the city, but they plundered the surroundings ...
Gameplay is the main quest of norms, the side grind makes you nauseous right away. Small location, 2 new sets and 2 new types of weapons, swords in a sheath look like daggers (decrease) and increase in hand, magic is not otherwise. The opponents are weak, there is no challenge, the rats were brought in to be there. HALTURA, even a weak druidic dls and that is better.

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Terentyev Alexander 19.08.21

And I agree that the siege of paris is worse than the wrath of the druids. Side-by-side about guerrilla raids is generally a horror. the main company is a little better than horror, and the parzh itself is just a hole. A mission with a siege is a direct raid of some scumbags on some kind of Zadrischensk, in the main game even that were larger than battles. From the beginning of the game, you say to the person - the world is bro, but he is not, we will tear them apart, our revenge will be limitless, and at the end of the game he, well, I don’t even know how it happened and why it was all and went around the world to carry the word "God". The new one is a couple of fields with blue and red flowers. 4 swords, but why are they if Varin's ax is better, for example, a set of palladin's armor is quiet horror, the reaper's armor is the rat of the rat king, why bothers at all, and why not a spear at once? a bug in the queen's turn mission (where, after being saved, she climbs back into the crypt, is treated simply with a couple of partisan tasks), plus there were some random departures. Rats are just frostbitten - you throw a torch at them, but they are somehow neutral. What is 999 rubles for here, did I go in the evening (Ubi + subscription) ?. I was from DLS just waiting for the siege of Paris. Oh, these are tolerant.

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Spyder-man 19.08.21

gargarot wrote:
rats were brought in to be
gee.
right, what else should they do? just to be, and that's it, everyone feels uncomfortable at once.
gargarot wrote:
there is no challenge
in the Odyssey, I played hard , for this very reason.
there is no beautiful skill of fighting the first parts, and even without a challenge, you have to tune the strings yourself, as much as possible, on the balalaika (forgive me the balalaika, for this comparison).
Terentyev Alexander wrote:
and the parish itself was just a hole with the
Paryzh intrigued, although if there is a hole, then I would not want to spoil my impression.

today, if I wanted to play something new, I launched a freebie, ahem, that is, Valhala .. sorry, I made a reservation ..
for the sake of interest, after all, video is one thing, especially screenshots, and the game is completely different.
In general, according to my impressions, the same Origins, at a discount, you can take it without being tied to Yuplei, which, by the way, seems to be impossible, therefore, most likely I will not take it.

carries a stench of RPG (for some it may be a pleasant aroma, so forgive me, I speak for myself), the series has never shone with cinematography, De Medium should not be expected here, or what you think is cinematography.

the plot is typical, the hero is not interesting, Lyokha and Katya were a thousand times more interesting, in general they were to my liking than these Eyvory and the era itself, etc.

You can go through in order to dig into the era, reload memory, update, indulge in combat, stealth, well, and see Leila's next burrow before the credits, etc.
I really don't know if I can make it to the credits.

this whole topic of equality, feminism is beyond the reach of the possible, even the enemies are voiced by a woman's voice and it all sounds and looks like a kindergarten, especially in combination with this battle.
and this, indeed, would be a kindergarten, if it were not for the phase shift of adults .. anthropoid.

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RicoChico 26.09.21

I played almost 50 hours and I want to knock out platinum as soon as possible. When compared with the two previous parts, this is the worst in virtually all fragments. The previous ones bored me closer to 3/4, and in the end it became interesting again. Here, as I got to England, it became somehow sad from the insipidity of what was happening.
And the music with these howls makes you even more melancholy. Jesper Kid did not grasp at all what the player would like from him. You want music like the title theme of the series Vikings, or Skyrim and The Witcher 3, and not these howls. In general, with each part I came to the Assassins series, the soundtrack is getting worse and worse.

Especially the small amount of loot killed. Moreover, pumping involves assembling different builds.
Perhaps the only thing I liked was Orlog. But since they do not give money or loot for a victory, it makes no sense except to play once with each opponent.
And fishing. It is not difficult and relaxing. In contrast to the shameful Far Cry 5, where it is worth throwing a fishing rod, a shootout begins next to the GG.
As a result, the PG score is not that underestimated. The game seems to be well assembled, but not polished in many aspects.

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deep1tone 23.12.21

At first, the plot hooked, and it was even interesting to pass, a kind of "Witcher", "Assadmak" turned out.
But for some reason, the further he went, the more he was surprised at the hack Yubikov. Bugs, glitches, glitches, this is an integral part of the yubiks. There are no bed scenes like in The Witcher, and if they are not there, why the heck then do the dialogues leading to bed?
But okay, there is and is. I realized that you can sleep with your brother's wife, you can sleep with an archer from your village ... but what kind of "geatina" begins after the passage of the plot? After the third NPC with the offer to sleep, I deleted the igruhu to hell. Since the skirts are so tolerant, make the choice in the setting to play for a gay or for a straight, and here the main character of some kind of BI turns out, ugh, it's disgusting to play for such a character. Brutal gay viking, hmm .... what's next with yubiki?

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padrepepe 31.01.22

Almost the entire game went through and that's what I can say.
The graph is normal, the world is good and beautiful, the combat is satisfactory, the RPG element is so-so, the setting, although good (I love the Vikings), is done carelessly, the plot is C grade, there are no charismatic characters at all, the plot is weak, as if in a television series like a trial is going on, everything is strong they simplified, this one is bad because it’s bad, but this one is good because it’s good, if someone died it was a pity there was no one at all, there was no sympathy, for the whole plot only Ivara remembered (and then because he knew him from history) at some points I wanted to crying bloody tears from the sight of "such" Vikings and from what is happening, for example, there is a Viking with a cap and a woman of his two twenty, and it would be fine once, it was even cool, but when you often see this ..... tin!
At some moments, it seems that the scriptwriters screwed up the logic and the plot, and so it goes, for example, where you help the Bishop who is eventually killed, and the thane dies, and in the end everything is completed, and such WHAT ?! with whom the union is all dead.
For me personally, the plot is very important, in general the plot of the game is not for adults!
The final score of 6/10 is playable, but only for the sake of feeling like a Viking and chopping off someone's head....

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Kirito0987 07.02.22

played it recently, average

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XyJluGaHka 07.02.22

Show in which store it is better to buy directly from ubisoft or epicgames cheaper , If epicgames has two launchers hanging in the system or chi can be closed

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Spyder man 14.02.22

XyJluGaHka Ubisoft
often has discounts.
I took Origins on Steam and I regret what I did, I had to run both Steam and Uplay.
Epic, it's the same, they just don't let go. )
and to be honest, they don’t let go at all.

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doshirak11 14.02.22

XyJluGaHka
took in egs with a coupon for 600r, launcher 2, but they do not interfere

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saimonspy 14.02.22

sorry guys, no one has any saves for passing to DLS 1.4.2 ??

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Lichno Sam 14.02.22

saimonspy
According to the plot, I'm going through Lunden, I didn't start dls. If it suits, no question.

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AlekseiP 14.02.22

the game is cool, interesting, all locations, I clear the maps, I do all the quests, I play on ultras in 2k.

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saimonspy 14.02.22

plLichno Sam
that offense went completely with all the achievements he transferred his saves and they are not good ((((

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Denis G 25.02.22

Now the Yubiks have a 60% discount on the deluxe edition for Valhalla, if someone was waiting - it's time.
In the incentive, anyway, the game is not expected yet. If it comes out, I'll take it again, purely for the collection, the rest of the parts are all there.
I haven’t started playing yet, I still haven’t completed the Odyssey) But I’ll take it soon.

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potter790 26.03.22

Boredom is deadly. Again, a bunch of senseless and merciless grind, which after Odysseus doesn’t flicker at all, but only rejects. They need to alternate it somehow, or something. Only here was the Odyssey, where the grind just pissed him off, and the same thing for you again.
Boring boring storyline. Boring dull Asgard. Boring dull forerunners. Everything is boring and dull, at times worse than the Odyssey. There were 7 years between AC3 and Odyssey, apparently the next game in the series will also appear in 7 years. )

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treffff 05.05.22

1) As always beautiful graphics and terrain. It can be seen that the designers did their best and the work was painstaking and to the smallest detail
2) As usual, the plot is boring and dreary, like the rocks of Norway. The studio clearly has problems with imagination. Lack of sense of humor, endless dull philosophical reasoning
3) schizoid imposition of pederasty throughout the game.
The next assassin will go to China, it seems. I think about the second point. part will break all records

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Lichno Sam 05.05.22

treffff
Why play if you don't get interested? Nothing personal, I just want to hear an answer about a series of games that many people play, but do not forget to mix with ...

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treffff 05.05.22

Lichno Sam
why write a review about the game, which is not passed?