The fastest and easiest way to sober up

Kupriyan
Okay. :)

The fastest and easiest way to sober up
Two fingers in your mouth and back, then into a cold shower.
Effective and not any chemistry and other things of dubious quality. And if you drank a lot of vodka or alcohol, then do not drink water, in short, at least.
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How quickly to get drunk?
- Drink from the caps. And wash it down with champagne or beer.
But what for is it necessary ?? Usually, on the contrary, they want not to get drunk for a long time, even science is.

The fastest and easiest way to sober up
Non drinker, so xs.

How quickly to get drunk?
A glass of medical alcohol and that's it, if it didn't fall right away, then it got drunk - for sure.

The fastest and easiest way to sober up
Let your friends kick in the ribs, in theory, should help. Or show yourself in this form at the factory, which the president decided to visit, catch his eye. All alcohol from the blood will disappear somewhere, violating the law of conservation of mass, for Saint Pu drives out green serpents from our hearts with just one glance.

It’s impossible.

To completely sober up, you need to take a sorbent after a feast. I was given this advice by a friend a year ago. Since then I have been doing this, it always helps perfectly. Just do not drink coal, there is practically no sense from it ... It is better to choose a more modern drug. I like Enterosgel more than others. If you drank in moderation, then after taking the sorbent in the body, even a trace of alcohol will not remain.

Seriously, the best way is a cold pool or shower

OakSorcerer
Do you even know what dialysis is? Partial blood transfusion with purification and enrichment of vitamins. You can even do a complete one. If there is no alcohol in your blood, you will quickly sober up.

The fastest and easiest way to sober up

Lie on the sofa, close your eyes, open your eyes.

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Amanita with milk quickly revive.

Why start drinking if you are going to sober up sharply? Are you a pervert?

Jump into a tub of cold water.

from the fifth floor

in winter

The fastest and easiest way to sober up

1.sit a naked asshole on a hedgehog
2.to get drunk on a purgen

1. Vomit "helps 100%, but you are unlikely to use it"
2. Ammonium a few drops
3. Cool shower
4. Hot coffee
5. Sleep
6. Eat hot borscht
7. Eat a piece of bacon before drinking or a spoonful of vegetable oil "before booze "

Something of the options can be combined! go for it :)

A pack of butter and a shower. The first is unpleasant but works.

have sex,

but in general, I noticed when you sit somewhere in the company you drink and use butter (sandwiches with sausage or something else) you get drunk very slowly and you can drink more

Then all people fall asleep, and you are still sober. It's time to kill them.

Don't get drunk at all.

A quick way to sober up
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