Funny (Mafia 2)
We describe funny incidents that happened to you =)I was running away from the cops on the bridge and crashed into the car, the engine was cut out, I was rolling off the bridge 200 meters into an alley) 2 cop cars followed me at low speed on a braggart, side by side, not behind the screen , which is a pity) their sides have merged into one ...
Old stuff!
Here are my jokes:
Joe decided to take a Chinese slave.
Joe's car was on autopilot.
He didn't want to live in the garage.
Joe threw him against the wall.
The refrigerator is shot through, although its products are not.
Probably hard to wipe with such paper ...
All the fruits are moldy.
Have you noticed in the mission "the phenomenon of the dragon" Joe enters the toilet in a T-shirt and shorts, and comes out already dressed?)))
A joke about the Chinese. So there is a traffic jam on the street. Everyone knows that drivers at such moments swear, like "what are we worth?" So, two Chinese are sitting in the same car, and here are the replicas of the drivers: "Uh, is it, the great Chinese wall ?. Further, this is:" Why are the Yankees so stupid - they drive by the rules. "And this finally killed:" Uh, it was necessary bring a scooter from Hong Kong ": D
A joke about the Chinese. So there is a traffic jam on the street. Everyone knows that drivers at such moments swear, like "what are we worth?" So, two Chinese are sitting in the same car, and here are the replicas of the drivers: "Uh, is it, the great Chinese wall ?. Further, this is:" Why are the Yankees so stupid - they drive by the rules. "And this finally killed:" Uh, it was necessary bring a scooter from Hong Kong ": D
in the mission, where it was necessary to break away from the feds in chapter 14, I broke away from them, drove into the workshop to change the number .. and they were not far away and while I drove into the workshop they drove at full speed with me)) Joe them straight from the crushed poured in the mashroom while I was changing the number: D
I was on the move, drove away from the cops and at speed flew into their car that stood across the road, it flew up 10 meters and
fell on the same place where it was standing, only upside down O_o
there was such a joke, I killed the owner of the weapons store in front of the cop's eyes, he does not react, he went into the store, I already steal the cash register, and he emptied 0 emotions
I jump on a hot rod vibe across a bridge, roll over, land on my head, lives down and then sharply up. What is it???????????????????????????
I jump on a hot rod vibe across a bridge, roll over, land on my head, lives down and then sharply up. What is it???????????????????????????
I am digging up a peasant, allegedly for the fact that he arranged an accident, in fact, I helped a little)))
At the beginning of the game, when Joe introduces us to the garbage man (I don't remember what his name is), we can drive the car under the press and leave Joe there (the main thing is to do everything quickly) then as the door opens Joe will come out as if nothing had happened))
It seems like the Chinese had to shoot, I don't remember, it was long ago))) In general, at the end of the mission, the northern lights appeared in the back street,
it looked beautiful
Installed two files. One script for a fight with a locksmith (I barely found it, I don’t remember like I was doing Jack Snow), then a file for repairing trucks in a car workshop, and so there’s no fight with a locksmith, the only thing that the author of the script suggested in a mission with cigarettes driving a truck with cigarettes to a garage located nearby from the place where Joe and Vito were selling cigarettes (near the port of Derek) it was necessary to drive up to the garage to honk after that a locksmith in glasses runs out and pulls Joe out of the car and starts fighting with him.
Here's another joke - in a place familiar to us all (it is clear in the photo to the right of the bridge there is a road to the warehouse where there is a train and logs, and so there on the truck exactly under two logs in reverse, first we drive in then again forward without touching the steering wheel (in the sense of left / right) holding the handbrake (space), keep the gas until it picks up high revs - we sharply lower the handbrake and drive into the opening with the back of the truck, skidding, then the truck pulls out the bridge and you can ride like that.
Here's another Agon, watch everything and listen to what they say-
