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GTAman 07.11.19 11:10 am

Play "Captain Obvious" v6

The user sets any question. Captain Obvious (which can be any) gives your authoritative answer.

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Unforg1venII 07.11.19

ZloyViki
Because they don't grow apples.

How to understand that you spend too much time on games?

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DancingLenin 07.11.19

Unforg1venII
You will tell about it more than two intelligent people

Why is the game not worth the candle?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

DancingLenin
Because in today's reality it is worth the money

Where on the ceiling there was the squirt?

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DancingLenin 07.11.19

ZloyViki
Someone not entirely successfully opened the champagne

Why time is money?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

DancingLenin
Because someone said it and now everybody think(almost all).

Why are tears salty?

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DancingLenin 07.11.19

ZloyViki
Because I want to nature

What is the force?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

DancingLenin
The power of the truth, brother!

What color is in fashion in any weather?

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DancingLenin 07.11.19

ZloyViki
Pink

How to be ready for anything?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

DancingLenin
Song DDCT — RasKar will help to know the answer)

Where to spend the night in a strange city?

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Unforg1venII 07.11.19

ZloyViki
The hotel/hostel/train station/in the Park/possible options.

Age singleplayer Igor sunk into oblivion?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

Unforg1venII
No, of course, the single will live forever!

How to clean carpet?

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DancingLenin 07.11.19

ZloyViki
Vacuum. I do.

How to make pizza without dough\bread?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

DancingLenin
To base the beaten eggs, you get a scrambled eggs with toppings like a pizza.

Why you need a rocking chair?

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GIBAY 07.11.19

ZloyViki
To sit in it and swing.

Why cars have round wheels?

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DancingLenin 07.11.19

GIBAY
Because the circle has no corners

How to convince the person that he is wrong (assuming that he's really wrong)?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

DancingLenin
In the vastness of existence walks a belief that if, instead of arguments and evidence to provide the source of the abuse, the case will be won 100%(but not exactly).

What to do when the itch, and no toilet?

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DancingLenin 07.11.19

ZloyViki
Run to the nearest available toilet

Why French weapon?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

DancingLenin
To once again release from the Bastille two thieves and three prostitutes.

How to fix headphones?

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DancingLenin 07.11.19

ZloyViki
To purchase a new (or find the defect and fix it)

Why do bosses have so much HP?

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ZloyViki 07.11.19

DancingLenin
Once upon a time they were as normal and weak enemies, but began to work on himself and gained his uniqueness, strength and a large amount of HP.

What to do with the paper?