All about us! — Toyota Mark II, 2.0 liter, 1990

Copy-paste from the personal blog Vadyan1991 … I read … I thought, really everything about us, about people who are sick with tuning!

Questionnaire

1. the first month your thoughts: cool swaying
2. after 2 months: how f*cking it is!
3. 3 or more: does it pump? I think it’s normal)
4. you “love” the roads of Russia: the farther from NAKHODKA, the stronger the “love” is
5. you distinguish the depth of the pit by the force of impact of the non-working suspension
6. you know every pit or bump on the way home-study/work
7 your friends see you from a distance in the evening because your headlights jump like they are standing on a basketball
8. traffic police officers often ask you to open the trunk and are very surprised that there is nothing there
9. you often think about how to make a suspension even lower, although there is nowhere lower
10. you smile when your friends in stock foreign cars say that they have a very low car and that it’s impossible to drive like that
11. you often hear expressions: does the rubber rub against the fender? how do you ride it?
12. Having passed a speed bump and without hitting anything, you rejoice as if you won the lottery
13. You are at a loss when asked: did you saw the springs?
14. you are trying to go through a turn at the maximum possible speed
15. driving a car with a conventional suspension is somehow boring
16. your worst enemies are railway crossings and tram tracks
17. when entering a parking lot with a barrier, you lack a couple of cm to pass under it without opening it
18. It makes you happy to look in the rearview mirror when you have passengers sitting behind you.
19. your suspension and a girl with big breasts are, unfortunately, not compatible things
20. it’s undesirable to carry beer and sparkling water in your car
21. any car that is at least a couple of cm higher than yours is a JEEP
22. you are looking for a car wash in the city not by the quality of washing, and upon arrival at it
23. car service workers consider you an idiot
24. the choice of shock absorbers is a big hemorrhoid for you
25. you are constantly looking for the best trajectory for driving through a large recumbent, often encountered on your way
26. you are afraid to carry drunk friends
27. when you drive a car with a high landing, you still instinctively shrink when driving through a sunbed or pit at high speed