Traffic cops are people too)) — logbook Toyota Camry 2010

In general, today I decided to torture the Camry for the last time this year, and started a race around the city. There were few cars, so there was where to accelerate ... loud music (Shot), rebuilding from lane to lane, wonderful mood))

And at one of the intersections, 2 lanes were occupied, through the oncoming one, the speed was 130-140 ... a traffic police representative runs out, almost falling, violently waving his wand) I stop, I didn’t have time to buckle up, and even with a rodar (on which 134 km / h) fits. I was upset, I thought the holiday was ruined.
Approaches with a clear smell of alcohol and a dialogue began:

- Are you in a hurry to go somewhere?
-Yes, a friend is waiting, she broke her heel, she is freezing (the first thing that came to mind)
-Ahh ... well then, it’s clear, girls in our lives are the main component. My (I think daughters) guy is such a jerk, he will never even give a flower, nor any romance ... Then he told me for a long time about their relationship =) -
Well, maybe I'll go?
-No, let's check the documents, suddenly you are dangerous (!), Or without a license

We checked the documents.

He says to me: -Why not fastened, brave?
- No, I'm just against belts, I never fasten myself, I don't like them.
-It's clear. Well, that's up to you. And why are you wearing it? For this speed, rights are deprived, and there are many accidents because of people like you, although I like to drive myself ... smiles ... well, only between us!
- Okay, this secret will go with me.
- Well, what to do with you? There are many violations, serious violations, and a holiday is on the nose, neither you nor I want to spoil it. Is there a brush?
- Tooth?
- Well, if you want, you can wipe the number and the tooth.

I wiped the number, he gave me the documents, wished me happiness (!), And asked me not to drive so fast anymore)))

So, I got lucky today