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The riddle of the tire.

From year to year I see the same picture. In late autumn, all of a sudden it starts snowing. The road covered with white stuff (C) and motorists in unison rushing to the tire in order to change according to the season. The fact of the replacement of summer rubber in the winter I do not see any crime, because he annually carried out the same procedure. I'm a little surprised. What prevents to take and change the tires for a week or two before? Yes, I understand that for science to "change" necessary when the average temperature reaches the range +5 — +7 degrees, because of the mixture of which produces winter tyres are softer and more below... But even if we assume that someone does it bother, such temperature occurred long ago. Nevertheless, on the tire until the first snowflakes reigns some disrepair. And then suddenly fell from the sky, and away I... in any case, not criticizing anyone. Each person is free to spend their own time at their own discretion. If he wants to spend some man hours in the queue of dirty snow covered cars in the middle of the large puddle in front of the tire shop, it has every right to do. I suspect that there is a Sect of the first snowflakes and their rites they send mass mobs have a balancing machine. But why so stupid palitsya? You sooner or later can recognize the extremist organization and a little jail. Break into the cell and office, set up a schedule to gather together in small groups. Again, the tyre will tell you great thanks, for nothing pleases a man like a steady income.
But no... first snow, all the owners of the two sets of rubber on one of the drives for a moment freeze in an anxious stupor, and the bisector of the line between the ears to the middle of the forehead at an alarming dotted line rushes telegram "Winter is coming". And now the crazed stream of motorists washes his head all the views of tyre on normalized working day.

You feel good jiving, I can say they'd read my not quite serious text, say, you live in the village, you have won Hajek, pneumohangars, smooth area in front of the house and a lot of free time. And what about those who from morning to evening at work, and are free only on weekends? And I answer: Yes, all of the above I have and still have a cross brace and an extension cord to it and two sets of tires on rims. But as there is six nuts on the wheel and an inexhaustible stock of natural laziness, which panders to the pricing policy of our country tire. So I have changed tires there for the snow, alone in silence for 400 rubles and fifteen minutes, five of which chatted with the men about their mud tires.
And in order to draw a line under the above rant, I will give my assessment of what is happening: the Only reason explaining a General integer in the same weekend ninety percent shinomontazhkah motorists is that these people have only two weekends a year, the same date that I spend on it to visit the tire shop and change wheels for the season. Mystery solved. Everything fell into place. That's just people feel a bit sorry.

=)

The riddle of the tire

Later addition:

Friends, my!
You what?! It's just a joke. Small life observation. A couple of paragraphs of text with webcati context, in order to raise your everyday mood. Just a trifle. No more.
And you... in the comments of the horror that is happening, some looking for meaning in the text, don't find upset. Other disputes argue for life and death. Good, guys! Smile! Peace, friendship, chewing gum and all a pleasant evening!
=)

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Lisa2 08.08.19

Text fire ))) about a sect in point))) not really drive serious people '' I too have posted a post for the smile... eventually someone complained and banned my account ))) there is no chewing gum doesn't help, nor friendship )))))

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ipslav 08.08.19

have a friend that wheels change once, in the winter when buying a car. on them and rides all year round.mileage where the 3-4 thousand per year.

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Valdis-Trabant 08.08.19

I winter shoes 1 October, off in April — may, and that is the question that I get asked why so early? and I ask another — so damn may to June winter ride that you have rules but putting the tires until the season is considered a purchase, but in recent years has noticed another trend, bought Father winter wheels put 225/60/16 on 1 December 2014 and then in 2015 have changed the tires front-to-rear in December 2016 changed again - normal flight for another season trains in December 2017'll buy him a new and these sell for a few cents, now the question ? — if a small car runs on 15-20тыр a year then why change the wheels from summer to winter? not easier to peel one pair for 3 years?

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dreamcetcher 08.08.19

I do give a damn))) as soon As I feel it's time, for half an hour put a set of winter wheels. Tire visit in October to check the balancing of the winter kit)

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Korvet-63 08.08.19

Thank you, cap!

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allhimik1 08.08.19

Life observations, ask why not change one's shoes in the autumn of early response: so it's still early, no snow, pure asphalt thorns and the mind, spring has come, the end of may, ask, what is still on the winter chase, the answer is: Yes, time, all time is not enough, ask and spikes do not mind the answer:what they will be, the second month on pure asphalt chase, do not fall the same.)))

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Dim0n4ek 08.08.19

agree!)))) about the trip to work in the morning the same observation))) let's go at 7:15 peace and quiet, but if was delayed for 15 minutes! it seems the whole town rides on the same street in four rows! formed tube! God forbid an accident — all the work does not drive)))

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Vi-off 08.08.19

I do not understand about what the author says.
What other queues in the tire?
It's the Uzbeks on the bench of the queue can be, and in serious offices no queue ever!
All strictly by appointment!
And much cleaner and more comfortable! I know about what you say!
Company "on wheels" is always that I change shoes.
— clean (white Tiles). If the reviewer will see the dirt, the staff is fine
— no queues, all strictly by appointment. Come for 5 minutes and all
and for all of this price is not increased, and Vice versa! 17th rinks have change 950ж RUB For 4 pieces, when the Uzbeks around the corner 1500 (only have them waiting in the street and no service)

So there is no tricks...

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MJodo 08.08.19

every man for himself decides, some early, and someone in the tire with a new bumper go))

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Macarus 08.08.19

We exit and are available.At any time broken-down van pulls up to the house, any office and doing work.The price is practically the same as at the hospital. The question is, "branded" wedge work on good equipment with high precision and other errors. And fast food and such are Vitaly scratch /bruise the disk with high probability. Faced with such figures still half-drunk at the youth years.

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vasily1975 08.08.19

Though I read Your entry in three months, but I will say:
"We have demand for tire in the late autumn reached what appeared on-tire fitting shop",
pretty handy at 6 am to go, to Wake up the sleepy laborer and the shoes in front of his work.

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Alexzander0 08.08.19

I would say that full carelessness to drive drive on winter tires until the summer.

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Cherniy 08.08.19

Everything is simple, in my opinion, the first is banal greed was like, "yeah, before you put wheels will ride on the pavement and all the thorns povyletali..." nick something it does not think that in the winter we go by the same bare pavement without any problems. By the way, some then spiked up to the summer ride. Second, it's just razvalistoj type "On flew the first snow, an urgent need to change, tomorrow. Tomorrow. On the sun appeared, (see item No. 1) it's a pity the spikes on the pavement to go get my Shoes in a week."

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Yasherkka 08.08.19

Ahaha, about the same every year with her husband I think when we go to change in advance ))

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ipslav 08.08.19

it's like the flowers are September 1 and March 8. what prevents them to give at other times? it's us, people )))

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android25 08.08.19

do not care))) MT all year round)))

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STK71 08.08.19

Because cheap shit. I have in the front seven Hakka 1 is and spikes has not faded over the years.

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Alexzander0 08.08.19

Hmm, what I see when parked next to someone on thorns, be sure all the thorns in our shelled roads erased? Some sort of studs, not spikes on the surface.

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STK71 08.08.19

Alexzander0

Besides ruble, the roads are not clean? Thorns only for untreated roads. Why do I need spikes for 10 days a year? Noise and they wear out before that time... I'm for the lime!

Erased spikes ever. Povyletali Yes, but not erased.

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pofigkakoy 08.08.19

of course. winter dark=)))

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Alexzander0 08.08.19

Nothing to argue about. You have in Sosnovka only thorns can be burned, we have to clean the roads Linden effective.

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pofigkakoy 08.08.19

no, not stupid, and competent marketers to you fools, cut the loot=)

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Alexzander0 08.08.19

well, well, looks like the fools Linden invented... and such are the "zhgunov" on thorns then come where it is not necessary...

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pofigkakoy 08.08.19

you can at least for the summer — a figure concocted every 5 years.

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Alexzander0 08.08.19

Besides ruble, the roads are not clean? Thorns only for untreated roads. Why do I need spikes for 10 days a year? Noise and they wear out before that time... I'm for the lime!

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pofigkakoy 08.08.19

jokes aside, the share of meaning is.
if the lime — Yes, +1+5+7 — can be shoed.
and if the ship — then half yelling, saying "tear up the asphalt!". And about the lip better — do not tell. Off road — maybe potterne — spikes only, even MSK and the region. the exception is the ruble, and the Moscow ring road in the area.

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LordBayonet 08.08.19

not well, damn, this is a very humane 400rub Zenner... I can't Stand to stand in line, so always change shoes before the snow...

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Glider84 08.08.19

"hyjek, pneumohangars, smooth area in front of the house and a lot of free time." You're lucky! I have here the tire free. But for all the free have to pay (a cool play on words!) and I'm always in the back of the line...

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NefedoffS 08.08.19

Earlier there was a huge sense rubber winter was much worse behavior on asphalt ...Now this is no difference, there is only a roasted chicken)

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Bankir65 08.08.19

Apple-moth

Leonidas, obviously, not an alert system to inform drivers!
Now, if legislatively prescribed, which cars, and what time you need to go on the tire to change the shoes, would be much simpler and easier.
I would even categories identified, who in the first place category in place of the rubber:
1. Victims of Stans and BPAN.
2. Rear-wheel drive.
3. Polki or "the wheel from the glove compartment"
4. The it-Vivi mobiles of all types.
5. Routers class "capsule of death".
For the rest of the law-abiding population, including 4x4, would be enough happiness or your stentorian Come! :)

it's on Your bucket wheel of bardacke)

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somebody 08.08.19

Nuda . 3 days above zero.And the fact that -23 was standing. although, in principle, -23 it's not winter. The holiday season. And on the days he would come again.

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somebody 08.08.19

No. And ezdiyu until spring. We are not a large city and the shoes — no problem. On every corner of the tire fitting shop. Winter in the Kuban region this year evil.

This HDE you winter saw)))

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Nemodniy 08.08.19

This year everywhere. I lost touch with in our band from normal snow, and then as covered in November, as the snow drifts higher and higher.

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somebody 08.08.19

No. And ezdiyu until spring. We are not a large city and the shoes — no problem. On every corner of the tire fitting shop. Winter in the Kuban region this year evil.

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Nemodniy 08.08.19

And when two days later the snow melts and warms my shoes back? ;)

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somebody 08.08.19

NUU. besides, there are some people who strictly studded tires. I'm one of them. And, a week to put on and drive on dry pavement — just not advisable. Shoes how to zero fall or snow will fall.

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Beetle03 08.08.19

+1 to the author. As for the 400r wheel Assembly change for November holidays every year. Sometimes poking around

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dobrovar 08.08.19

Such is our Russian nature: "While the thunder will not clap, the peasant will not change one's shoes"! What is there to be surprised?

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HalfUaz 08.08.19

Bogatych have their quirks. Shoes always. Pull the nut with a torque wrench.

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glyadkov 08.08.19

Let machine I have is not expensive . But she and I have the winter with spikes of sootvetstveno summer well, spring and autumn Velcro. Everything is already on the disks and change the wheels, not 10 minutes

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Angry-Engineer 08.08.19

loves the Russian people stand in line (with)

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mechanical409 08.08.19

I tire myself do, that life honey did not seem, and people are probably thinking fuck now to change the shoes, sorry winter tyre rubbing, but when sypanet, then it's time to))))

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Destream 08.08.19

I agree it's funny to watch the wildest queues at the booths under the season. Just strange why takimzhe pace not who summer tires do not pereobulsya? :D
he have 2 sets of wheels shoes slowly for half an hour and watching the commotion with ogoromny smile and laugh :)

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Marat279 08.08.19

and what prevents to buy stamping/casting dismantle BU for winter and shoed in any spare time in the garage/parked/in the yard?) Let's wait till the last moment(I do) in the morning, looked out the window and there's snow. Well then instead of before Breakfast in the garage to 10-15 minutes to throw the wheel and work...

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BaboonR 08.08.19

The simple answer to the author, not everyone has a personal "Wang".

for example, the spikes can be put, provisionally on 15 November. the snow began on 1 November. the question is, how in two weeks, as proposed by the author to put the spikes?

with this approach, the lamella should be put in September, just in so to speak the case. kill it before the cold weather, but in the queue you stand :)

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Anitro 08.08.19

"Sect witnesses the first snowflake" — that's how it is called...
Bought iron wheels, put winter tires, and left the sect. Pleased to decide now to change the shoes or the day after. And do not hang around day at the tire shop.
And here's something else interesting. Everyone knows that throwing out two sets of the same disks rather spoils the rubber. And one figure is doing!

A new piece of iron I was taking for 5 Tisch wrappers (1 Tisch grew up.rubles)+ tire winter tires 2 Tychy wrappers (not in season). In season it's fun for Niva/Snowy from 4.5 to 7 Tisch. out.
So do not bother throwing the annual rubber. Drives solve a lot of problems.

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flextv 08.08.19

I do not understand people who are not lazy twice a year to stand in line for hours what would pereobulsya on some discs. and if you have two sets of disks — it is possible and to do this procedure outside the house in 10 minutes.

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ghosstt 08.08.19

Until recently, it was also "one of the cultists in a puddle in front of the tire shop", and doubly, because Popovski two. Tired of this thing and got a extra set of disks, each of which paid off in 2 years of savings on tire balancing. Now save about 3T. R on the tire.

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somebody 08.08.19

I think it is not a sect of svideteley first snowflakes, and just plain dummies who toplines over the past 15 years with the advent of the vsek of Gadzhetov and his ilk. And so the population was not very educated, not that you're a moron steel.
I also wonder why need to wait for ololade and accident per 200 machines. The country nepugannyh idiots, th )))))

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RobotPetia 08.08.19

Better to lose the spikes on the asphalt than the teeth on the wheel)

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Nemodniy 08.08.19

Ah, Bravo! Perhaps the best commentary on the topic.
=)))))

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NYPD99 08.08.19

You are not right, I wrote about it many times and I'm probably banned there now...
The case in the distant ' 60s, when cars were not so much to afford them might not all, or rather not only all, but only zamozhne! Then the wicked witch of the East were gathered together, and cast the spell and people have lost the ability to navigate the seasons of the year, in consequence of which could not change their cars and smash them in large numbers! After all, people have been able for months to determine when winter comes, predict the weather... When there was televidenie — good wizards figured out how to restore people's memory and launched the weather forecast, so that people worldwide could see what will happen in a week! Here and later, we again lost the opportunity, because TV does not show the weather and the ILV block services with the weather on the Internet...
Oh my God they are already sewn for me, I didn't owe you that raskazy and ievitable

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FcU 08.08.19

I'm at Panama changed, in the end it sideways in the turns on the way. Early.

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ky777 08.08.19

Heh heh... Yeah, just people don't think about the fact that just to buy tire equipment and lifts for cars to the garage after investing thousands 200. More no problems with service and pereobuvku, and if the garage is large and the setting for shakazulu. And one of the no just doesn't have the money. And therefore unemployed all the time lying on the couch and has only a couple of days in which taking the neighbour of money rushing pereobuvaniya))))

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Nemodniy 08.08.19

Thank you! =)
Now see how these "not parabolas in advance to avoid flying spikes" crunch them at traffic lights. =)

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AndronMan 08.08.19

Pogarell)))the Author well done!A good sense of humor!

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somebody 08.08.19

brother duzhe clearly happened

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RAM237 08.08.19

Fight the natural laziness and for free change himself near the garage around the same weeks between seasons!
And on the booths of our nifiga not vyhi Abraham, out there a week or two, before and after the first snowflakes of hours you can stand.

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flyingroom 08.08.19

truth be told

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Katricha 08.08.19

As soon as the signs begin to freeze all change, especially who are planning to leave. Change in advance. I never snow strong not waiting for change by the beginning of October.
Pass to Titovka can bring more soon... Better with spikes on the pavement to ride.

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AndreyDaewoo 08.08.19

norms. I in Saratov for 16 wheels on Kyron also the 400 has given, and the queue. 2nd set of discs taxis)))

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PaaLadin 08.08.19

400 rubles? Che expensive. I am for 1.5 rubles put new rubber on new wheels were balanced, removed old stuck wheel, put on new. While in Moscow, everything is expensive, not like Peter.

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abE1404 08.08.19

Very analytical article. For many frostbitten, RUB the snot, the dirt is as extreme... at least once a year.

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Tim-Dnepr 08.08.19

well, I until 1995 he vulcanized, and then became fashionable to have two sets of tires and even to balance :)

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kompozitor 08.08.19

Since 1990 change itself. Until 2000 — and bartiroma, and vulcanized, too.

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Ingener-Serega 08.08.19

That's "we can be quick, I'm in a hurry" I would so refused to work putting the finger at another tavern!

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NightWolf83 08.08.19

Credit! All told the truth.
Tire fitting shop is actually overloaded. It is empty, then thickly.
And some motorists then resent...
— What is the fitter at my request: "Here, patch it up, then put it on here fix it, instead smile and nod, I was ready montazhki otfigachit?
Yes, because when the rooster pecked, all the felling rushed tyre change! Yes, even in nasty weather, when mud, a mess.
The nice wad of dirty rollers to change? But still people breathing down my neck, like: "I can hurry, I'm in a hurry"?

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ArnoSPb 08.08.19

It seems it was my comments on a thousand before. Twats because))
The saying about the cock it is not invented for nothing — about our people just.

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Drivesports 08.08.19

And I pinned Boger )))

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DiezelManyak 08.08.19

we have spiked a chase, although it all melted and warm, and machines ancient and prestigious
At.ISM is called

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Alex-Obukhov 08.08.19

Need to sit at home on such days, if in summer :-) Well or by public transport.

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sergikezh 08.08.19

And we have 7 to 8 may was the day of the tinkerer or the Amateur summer tires. Like a little snow has fallen and broken a lot.

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Macarus 08.08.19

And I have a car! He usually spend all the necessary measures pereobuvku and other things with eagerness and joy, and all what I want :o)

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Nemodniy 08.08.19

No, it is not so. This is a post to neighing. But if you do not want to laugh, and I want to shit, I'm powerless. =)

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Voleshik 08.08.19

Yes, this is the perfect post for provocations sracha in full :)

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wer1wer22 08.08.19

last winter, waited for the excitement, then came to tyre, and there already all retired))

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Mitek08 08.08.19

I'm ordering a car in the cabin, went and bought a set of winter wheels. This spring, two "summer" set. No waiting or inconvenience. ( garage your and Jack)

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krepkih-av 08.08.19

what I mean is that retreading is of wheels needed, the inspection of the inner side of the disk for damage, etc.

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Ingener-Serega 08.08.19

pahaha.
well, if the wind in the head Yes...

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krepkih-av 08.08.19

your 2 sets of rims and 1 set of tires is better ?

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Ingener-Serega 08.08.19

I never understood why such nonsense 1диски and 2 sets of tires...

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PROT127 08.08.19

here it is plus work in the workshop, without waiting himself wheel thrown and balancing at any time )))

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101PULL 08.08.19

It has long been said-briefly and clearly:
Thunder does not clap-a peasant will not cross...

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Ivan-58 08.08.19

...so... is it doing so as it suits THEM

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NordicKelt 08.08.19

Well, the author a journalist, should be able to interest people)

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RabbitSVR 08.08.19

Two thousand comments, ohrenet.

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Xottab-Energy 08.08.19

For in-depth analysis of a heavy fate of tyre text is not enough, to exchange experiences a bit too much.

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levis888 08.08.19

I change shoes, I did not scrap a few thorns to lose in exchange for a lost day of time.

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Pavel-sev 08.08.19

eheheh, change shoes as the forecast may be below 10 in late November-December. And then usually after pereobuvki on the street +25 =)) and snow we have and generally 1-2 times in the winter and sometimes melting away until you leave. You have to ride to the mountains for snow, "walk" zimka =)))

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Alex-Obukhov 08.08.19

Lelik21

and what hinders to register for a certain time and avoid the queues?

I personally tried to do so. Arrived at the appointed time, and there turn 5 cars. Well, I for tyre "type I 20.00", to which I the answer was in the spirit: "what record, see the place all right. You want to wait, don't want don't wait"

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Lelik21 08.08.19

)))

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Nemodniy 08.08.19

Apparently, the rules of the sect. )

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Lelik21 08.08.19

and what hinders to register for a certain time and avoid the queues?

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Osmolovsky 08.08.19

well-written) read in one breath)

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Kolyanhick 08.08.19

Shoes quiet around October. Just when it's cold is getting me more comfortable on winter tires. Go with Velcro, so the asphalt does not spoil. At Michelin, the way a good nesipbek happened.

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snowwow 08.08.19

At the time, was in the service use of a car Opel Astra insured firm, head to toe. It was clearly spelled out that, in considering of the insured event the vehicle must be on the rubber, namely from 15 October to 15 April for the winter kit. Already the names of colleagues with the firm will not remember, and these date as otchenash

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Dimon915mt 08.08.19

Straight to the point ))

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vvrrmm90 08.08.19

To the point.

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Alex-Obukhov 08.08.19

In, in. I usually wait out the hysteria on public transport, because after the first snowflakes usually there is a thaw to +10. Damn, the weather in St. Petersburg.

And all that "guard" that stood for half of the day in queues on the tire, starts to throw spikes...

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Chukcha81 08.08.19

Already it was not just read) And from year to year. Well me in my village — in the basement lies a set of winter rubber on disks. Before the season to drive on the tire for balancing, and then have to monitor the weather forecast. Not to miss the moment of change summer tires on winter.