Walking with a dinosaur part 2 - Toyota 4Runner, 3.0 liter, 1994

As always spontaneously, a call, a
person on the other end of the wire:
- Are we going?
I, without thinking twice, or rather instantly:
— Yes!

forty minutes later, a general gathering in the garage, this time we armed ourselves with gas masks and respirators (you yourself remember what summer was like) and an hour later from the moment we called, we were already turning into the forest with the same friendly company.
Having set the task not to turn off the path, not to use detours and go to the victory while there is where ... It was also decided not to use anyone's help, but to actively wave shovels if "what".
Slightly deepened into the forest,
"Well, where? Left, right?" - I ask the guys
"yes Fuck! right!" - I hear in response
Well, just right, and right across the road a tree fell, but not completely, it just leaned against another. In the car, the boil began, and the demagoguery on the topic - we will not pass, we will not pass, push it or not ... I interrupt the argument with the phrase: -
Nothing more ingenious than knocking down a tree with a stock paper bumper, I did not come up with XD
"Takkkk!" - I say
people tensed, I roll closer to the tree, and figax hear a crunch, accompanied by a joyful exclamation:
- "Fuck the turn signal"
to which I answered rather dryly:
- "Buoy with him"
changed position, attached the cable to the tree, jerked forward , and voila, a log on the ground and now I'm crawling over it, the first quest is over =)

We are driving, everything is dry and dry, I think, well, when will it be ... And finally, a puddle, I add speed, I burst into her arms, a bummer, like 2 fingers, I didn’t even turn on the “front end” ...
the path became suspiciously narrower and narrower, in some places it became quite difficult in order to pass, it was necessary to cut down trees and build bridges, they suffered in places, even got a little tired.
We reached the fork, it was decided to have a bite to eat and let my animal cool down, ... none of us thought that after half an hour we would be hanging up to our ears in the mud, trying to climb a rather steep mountain ... =)

Stuffing our stomachs, gathering our courage, we continued to move, decided that it was time to head towards the house, and following the instructions of Google Yandex, we turned left.

SUDDENLY! a gonscheg on a quadric, about 35 years old, with a small starlet about 6 years old, emerged to meet him, questions began about what and how, what kind of land cruiser is so strange, etc. The degree inside him clearly went off scale, as indicated by not quite coherent speech, and deep knowledge of the native Russian obscenities.
I complained about the fact that it’s dry now in the summer, and there’s nowhere to ride at all, he stared at me like that, and says: “so there’s a place to sit in the ravine, we say, in an UAZ, we drove up the hill on the weekend, and we have a cool UAZ, simex 35, all things had to call Schaub pulled …
Where do I ask? I'll drive in, I'll tear it apart, but I'll drive in even on half-dead goodrichs. Yes, he says, a minute to go ... Let's go! I screamed and it started...

After 2 minutes of driving, we noticed the slush at the foot of the ravine, after a little thought, we begin to dive into the swamp, we go further and further, and suddenly I understand that further they dug hellish ditches with their Simeks, (and from afar it seemed that everything was even) I feel that I’m going to sit in them, I give the steering wheel to the left, I hang out first, then pulls it off, I hear the characteristic "Boom" and that's it, the wheels hang, I stand still ...

I go out and look, our companions offer all kinds of help in the form of all kinds of UAZs, etc. We refuse, we start digging...
The little one runs around chanting Dad, why did they buy this shit, they should have taken qashqai! UAZ is the best, it will pull it out ..., don't worry, it's useless to dig! his dad adds ... Meanwhile, we are digging silently, I called the guys, I say, “we will come here!” The guys said, “we will do everything necessary” ... Time went on, the car changed its position, now to the left, then to the right, the circus continued ... Sasha dug, put logs, I burned and burned the clutch, and finally the height was taken! We politely asked our new friends with a smirk where their UAZs were, and said that now we’ll drive down, they were offended, they scratched home, leaving their mobile phone, in case it happened =)))

After a short break, we repeated everything in the reverse order, not without hemorrhoids, of course, for another hour we died, then finally crawled out into another clearing where they felled the forest, or this field was, took a picture against the background of the pokarenny edge and tired, but very pleased, moved home …
=))))

To be continued =)

Below are a couple of videos and a few photos of how it was =)

The first is about Superman, the second is about conquering the mountain, and the third is about how they went down the mountain back.