Humor (about brand-like ones) — logbook Toyota Chaser, 1994
-And why do you have different wheels?
— Well, it’s necessary, so the Japanese did, the front is narrower, the rear is wider.
Some kuny :)
— Are your racks dead? wheels in the arches almost!
- No. tuning rack with shortened springs. for better handling.
- And how to go to the country? :)
- Why are your wheels flat!
No, these are low profile tires.
- No, they are deflated, you need to pump up! :)
- Why is it triset like that ?!
— I say again, sports suspension. + handling, minus — comfort.
- what for? shakes hard. take it off and put it back to normal.
— Duc will not go to the country. :)
Why isn't the board electric? I saw Marks have electric ones.
- not everyone.
— but I saw it. why don't you have? :)
- what is it?
- sub.
— so it takes a third of the trunk! how to carry potatoes
— blah blah blah blah blah blah! roar... :)
- How many horses does he have?
— 280
— Oh, why are there so many?
— Well, it's turbo…
— Ah, diesel! You should have said so from the start! :)
I liked it when they approached me to the cross, and behind the inscription FOUR, and gryat, Max, but did you buy a 4 liter one?
Everyone asks: how, it’s convenient with the right steering wheel, but it took a long time to get used to, but everything is visible on the road?
No, , , , I don’t see anything, I feel food!
On one of our hundred: no need for a cross!
-Why?
-Because her body is weak due to the fact that the doors are framed, and the collapse of the convergence is not possible to set!
-Sanek, why did you take 2.5?
- What about kule?
-Duck it's not much faster than 2.0, but it's heavier and eats more benzyl!
And I fsem grilled cho kada 200 dial on speedomitri multiteg pakazyvaid))))) the Japanese supposedly song payud paharonnuyu))))) dakuya who paverel)
When I bought my ZhZIKS100 97 year, the director spat at work … he drives the Volga 3110. Excerpts from his expressions:
1. -Do you even have it to eat? Edit I say 180 puts ********
-Che fool '97 the glasses on the racks have already rotted away, but what if it comes off?
2. -Skok guzzles gasoline?
- Litrov 14 say.
-Cheto dofiga, the Japanese must eat 9 liters.
-Motor is two and a half!
-And how they divided 4 cylinders into two and a half ...
3. With a corefan at work, we show off freshly acquired ball originals. (vest tsuko)
Interrogative face - And how much does it cost?
-1500r
nichrome is expensive, here are your brands of shmarks falling apart all ... (there were native balls)
The last thing that happened to him on the Volga (2004) came off the bracket of the ignition coil from the engine ... just burst in half ...
5. I asked once how much my sob is worth on the market ... 230,240, etc.
- for 97 BUGOGA ... I would rather take a fresher Volga ...
one more heel.
I took the Turik for a ride, I didn’t have my own yet. The guy stepped in and drove only the 90th turbovik
-and where is the button for turning off the turbines?
-what?
- Well, is trc written here?
-? Here I say LSD is worth it?
-? what other lsd? are you using drugs?
here I have a button pressed on the scoreboard off, it lights up, which means the turbines are turned off and this is an atmospheric mark
- Yes, I say, but if the car is moving along the track on the scoreboard, the button will get ready for drifting
the harsh truth of life, sometimes someone will blurt something out - even stand, even fall
anti-toyota.narod.ru/mark_ii/ ------Read the kind people on which gomne you have to ride!)
Bike about bargaining about JZ:
— Does the engine eat oil?
— No, I don’t top up from replacement to replacement
— And on the highway?
- On the highway - eats, half a liter per 1000 km.
— Eat, change rings and everything else — throw off 20
— no, the engine is old, even new Audis and other cars eat oil from the passenger compartment, but this one doesn’t eat in the city, you don’t have to do anything with it.
Right-hand drive, you will start to overtake on the highway, the left side of the brand will be demolished, it is wide. I turned to the left, didn’t have time to understand anyone, you look already half the car is gone, and you catch the balance like on a motorcycle, on two wheels.
Well, you're a comedian bro, how are you today without a shovel (in Penza, it snowed knee-deep)?
And of course, a couple of answers from subarovods, nisanolets:
We have a fourth, you have a D4, we have a 4th, you have coked motors, especially all nz-you. What do you even have? The notorious life? He's just a good turbo. And so the usual motor and nothing special about it. Mark or teaser will comfortably suck off any chord or inspire of the same year. Yes, and dynamics too. Salon brand trash. Disease with cardans, hodovka dud. What's good about it? In it you go and you can puke or fall asleep. Again, why is a turbo good? Just because the cubic capacity is more than kopeck piece and that's it! Otherwise, the usual ancient 6-pot motor. Still, the car would be given where to put it. Well, he doesn’t roll into a mark or a teaser. NO WAY. Toyota is an average car. And fucking not cheap spare parts for it and repairs are as expensive as elsewhere. And there are a lot of spare parts, because the Chinese make them and everything is business.
Tayotovody vasche only blah with their markabes and sstutsa. It's like they don't have cars anymore. There, I think there are two or five people on the forum and all of them are on tourers and they are proudly pestinating all their Toyotas toyat-HLAAAAM! So many of your basins have passed through my hands! Atstoy I'll tell you. Nissan is better and in many ways more practical. And cheaper.
For Toyota, you only pay for the brand and that's it. They don't have normal cars. Honda makes good cars. Nissans too, Suzuki, etc. What is in Toyota? NOTHING. Rusty motors and coke in them. Also the price of ATAS
REGIK
It was a couple of years ago. So I'm returning from a long trip (day driving)
to my hometown. Well estessno kind of tired - horror. Well, as usual at the post,
at the entrance to the city, a traffic cop slows me down. Documents, back and forth, let's go to the
post. Apparently he saw a drunk in me. At the post, apparently due to poor funding,
there was no tube to determine the presence of alcohol vapors. And this gallant traffic cop does this
with one skillful movement of a bag from a sheet of paper (like an old woman
who sells seeds) and tells me to take 3 deep breaths into this bag.
Well, it is necessary so it is necessary - I do it. After that, he carefully sniffs it and, smelling nothing,
asks me a question (?): "Did you serve in the army?"
I answer: "No."
He: "Why?"
I (jokingly of course): "Yes, I have TB!"
You should have seen his face. He came to his senses only after I
repeated to him five times that I was joking. I tried not to go through this post anymore.
ahh, bitch. ahhahaa
REGIK
It was a couple of years ago. So I'm returning from a long trip (day driving)
to my hometown. Well estessno kind of tired - horror. Well, as usual at the post,
at the entrance to the city, a traffic cop slows me down. Documents, back and forth, let's go to the
post. Apparently he saw a drunk in me. At the post, apparently due to poor funding,
there was no tube to determine the presence of alcohol vapors. And this gallant traffic cop does this
with one skillful movement of a bag from a sheet of paper (like an old woman
who sells seeds) and tells me to take 3 deep breaths into this bag.
Well, it is necessary so it is necessary - I do it. After that, he carefully sniffs it and, smelling nothing,
asks me a question (?): "Did you serve in the army?"
I answer: "No."
He: "Why?"
I (jokingly of course): "Yes, I have TB!"
You should have seen his face. He came to his senses only after I
repeated to him five times that I was joking. I tried not to go through this post anymore.
tin! and here, about three years ago, all gays, even in the city, were forced to blow into this bag :) finally laugh!
It was a couple of years ago. So I'm returning from a long trip (day driving)
to my hometown. Well estessno kind of tired - horror. Well, as usual at the post,
at the entrance to the city, a traffic cop slows me down. Documents, back and forth, let's go to the
post. Apparently he saw a drunk in me. At the post, apparently due to poor funding,
there was no tube to determine the presence of alcohol vapors. And this gallant traffic cop does this
with one skillful movement of a bag from a sheet of paper (like an old woman
who sells seeds) and tells me to take 3 deep breaths into this bag.
Well, it is necessary so it is necessary - I do it. After that, he carefully sniffs it and, smelling nothing,
asks me a question (?): "Did you serve in the army?"
I answer: "No."
He: "Why?"
I (jokingly of course): "Yes, I have TB!"
You should have seen his face. He came to his senses only after I
repeated to him five times that I was joking. I tried not to go through this post anymore.
Guy: I'm lying naked with my mistress on the first floor.
She is in the shower. Suddenly someone climbs in the window.
I covered my head with the blanket. A man climbed in,
undressed and under the covers to me! He took my hand and put it on his penis,
in response I did the same: He didn’t even take my things when he jumped out the window!
ah ah ah ah :) zachot, gorgeous pearls :) especially about the cartoon on the speedometer and about the Volga :)
Look at the root, everyone smiled, you are not there, which means you don’t have it (sense of humor)!