Idiots and tyrants! - Toyota Celica, 2.0L, 1991
I came to register the car, on examination, a young traffic cop says that I have a forward flow.
I answered him: This is a nozzle for the exhaust.
He told me: No forward flow, go to the box for measurements.
I told him: Don't be too lazy to sit down, open your eyes and see that this is a pipe nozzle and a standard muffler.
He told me: What are you "poking" at me, I do not understand mufflers, go to stand.
I told him: Well, if you don't understand, then why the hell are you writing that this is forward flow, you idiot!
I get into the car, go to the box, there are 7 cars in line, I go up to the traffic cop who takes the measurements, I explain the situation, saying that you can tell the exhaust pipe nozzle from the forward flow with an experienced eye and maybe I don't need to stand in this queue.
In response, a cold sounded: Right now, you will drop in and check!
I went to wait.
Pi ... dec, where do you come from so smart.
I drop in, conduct an inspection, measure the noise level for every firefighter (max 89.9 showed) - it's normal.
Further more interesting - it says that such a nozzle is allowed by the manufacturer, is there an obvious change in the design?
I - Well, I was personally sent permission! Guys, what are you doing at home? :% This is a nozzle, these are in stores for 300 rubles!
Traffic cops: - Well then, take it off!
Me: - It is welded by the former owner!
Gaer: - And you grinder her!
Me: - Bl ... db, well, I didn't take a grinder with me today. After all, everything is normal, why are you showing off?
Gaer: - We will not sign and that's it. How to cut down, come ...
I: - Morons ...
I am going home and I think because of such gando ... s, traffic police officers are called not good words, and they do not like them very much!
As a result, I cut it off, arrived - no questions or complaints! I immediately put it on record!
A photo of that notorious nozzle is attached!
I don’t mind this is just a nozzle, I’ll cut it off, put the numbers, then I’ll get it, and then I’ll put a full release!
Hardly, there are a lot of clever people and they are all navels of the earth! Ugh, bl ... eh!
Yes, really utter moronism! Try another shift, it will most likely fail. Good luck)
lust for power and envy! Well, I don’t know anymore - what else can move such rubbish
just chaos!
Yes, it's easier tonight to drop in to a friend's box and cut it off, at the same time I'll paint the panels in the cabin! :-))) and FOR THE ADVICE THANKS, NOW I WILL KNOW!
Go to another traffic police. now not necessarily at the place of residence, the main thing in the region is to.
Well, I was lucky with the covers: they simply weren't there, but they fumbled around the mafon for a long time, until they say "hands up" you can't put up, we won't sign the act! :-)
Damn old man, I'm sorry! story to go nuts! yes, this is definitely a fuck that because of the nozzle not to register! but didn’t tell you that you need to take off the seat covers and that there were no chanson disks in the mafon? :)
Tomorrow I will go to the docks to give it away, I will not go myself, they are almost all morons there!
I for a pile life once MOT took place :) in the field went escho) came with a crumpled wing and bumper, they said that this is impossible! repair and then you will come) and I mnu THAT is the last day) I'm a gru-type uncle how can I go to a wheelbarrow tomorrow without a TO? the conversation was not long :) he sent nah and I didn't go there anymore :)