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Rear bumper - Toyota Corsa, 1.3L, 1993

Rear bumper - Toyota Corsa 13L 1993

In the fall, the cars began to beat against the rear bumper of my Korsa ... The bumper was fine, a small scratch, so I was going to paint it all the same ...

I drive onto the bridge, miss the cars moving along it ... a blow from behind, I jump up along with the car ... a beautiful blue Renault with a broken front bumper ... and three men with the image of petty criminals are trying to prove to me that I drove back and drove into them ... to my bumper nothing, a little paint flew off, so how old is he ...
I laughed loudly, men ran at me and shouted that the set-up ... I laughed again ...
It turned out that they had no documents, they offered to give me money for repairs.
It turned out that we had no money with us and let's get to the office. I can't laugh, it's cool when they bred this way and you understand all this!
In the end, I gave them 15 minutes, they caught a taxi and left for the money. Two thousand completely reconciled me with a small scratch on the bumper.

The next one flew in at a traffic light and shouted that "my feet weren't burning", apparently my car also ... but why should they burn if I don't press the brake, but just stand there ... strange people buy a CTP policy, and then they don't use it ... time no traffic police to wait. two thousand more, I took it with confidence)))

Apotheosis - ice, driving quietly to work, slowing down before a traffic light, stopping, having nothing to do I look in the rearview mirror and see a big beautiful red Volvo truck from behind, getting closer and closer, as they show in action films, escalating the situation ... I stopped almost in front of my car and gently touched the rear bumper… my patience ran out and I called the traffic police.
The insurance company paid 3.5 thousand, a trifle but nice.

The result of October is 2 + 2 + 3.5 = 7.5 thousand rubles, and the bumper looks the same as it was ... What are the bumpers made of on old Toyota, eh?

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somebody 20.12.20

Figs will not scare them,
Girls have long understood what's what =)

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Bully 20.12.20

Yes-ah, everyone thought they would scare and convince that I was wrong)))

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somebody 20.12.20

Ahahaha
They do not take into account that a woman can also be smart and able to adequately answer and stand up for herself)

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Bully 20.12.20

This is from life, they do not take into account that the ice is ...

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somebody 20.12.20

Fuck a fly, Marina!
It happens) =) RRR
If I didn’t know you, I would have thought
that it was written by some Zhvanetsky or Zadornov)
You are a fine fellow and I am proud of you. Real woman! : DDD

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Nachtwandler 20.12.20

Well, THAT and burning dimensions are somewhat different things.

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Bully 20.12.20

My car passed MOT without assistance!))) Dimensions burn if I turn it on, ha-ha)))

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Nachtwandler 20.12.20

and unexpectedly continued for several weeks? Are the dimensions burning?

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Bully 20.12.20

yes, the feet are on fire, the ice just started unexpectedly for the drivers ...

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Nachtwandler 20.12.20

Do your feet really burn? it’s just that they’re frequenting your ass ...

ZY Regarding the integrity of the bumper - here the egg effect works - the batter always suffers more.

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somebody 20.12.20

I, too, already have no strength (

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moriarti13 20.12.20

eh, it would be more likely spring! otherwise everyone only promises (
sick already from this weather!

s
somebody 20.12.20

hassle is not warming.
in Moscow, even inveterate skiers and snowboarders are already groaning, so I want spring

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moriarti13 20.12.20

and they say something else about global warming (

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somebody 20.12.20

Now the main thing for you is that there is no frost, otherwise you will have to get up on skates instead of kayaks)

And with us everything seemed to go by spring, the sun and in general.
And today a blizzard is on you, it's slippery and cold again.
Probably spring will never come)

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moriarti13 20.12.20

bloomed! only 3 weeks already it rains without interruptions every day (
soon we will swim in kayaks! =)

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somebody 20.12.20

moriarti13

exactly)
this is an eternal female secret, it's all about a cute bulletproof bumper =) the
main thing is to keep him in shape!)

Well, yes, fitness and all that) = _)
Girls, spring is on the nose! Soon we will be able to show our bumpers very beautifully,
although you, Masha, probably have long blossomed flowers)

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moriarti13 20.12.20

Bully

Ah-ah, they wanted to meet me!))

so you have a very enticing bumper)

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moriarti13 20.12.20

Where are we, Stars, without a circus!)

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Bully 20.12.20

Yeah, we are the Stars, and with us is the circus ...

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somebody 20.12.20

No, it's more like a circus with stars)))

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Bully 20.12.20

This is ice dancing))))

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somebody 20.12.20

Oh, today the Land Cruiser cut me off this way and that, and he would come close to the tail from behind,
and overtake me - the butt would substitute. I probably wanted to get married right away, which is already there)))

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Bully 20.12.20

Ah-ah, they wanted to meet me!))

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moriarti13 20.12.20

exactly)
this is an eternal female secret, it's all about a cute bulletproof bumper =) the
main thing is to keep him in shape!)

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somebody 20.12.20

bulletproof of high alloy steel apparently)
but at the same time most likely insanely cute that everyone strives to touch him)

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moriarti13 20.12.20

Well, you give)
but really, what is your bumper from? Share)

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moriarti13 20.12.20

=)))

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somebody 20.12.20

on that there was a mention of the assessment, hell knows they will be banned yet.

we need to read at least something, then we will discuss;).

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moriarti13 20.12.20

every time I go, a new avik) I don’t directly recognize! =)
he’s generally an interesting man, sometimes the book is understood from the third time ... Empire V personally did not quite reach me)

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somebody 20.12.20

On March 8, they just gave me two volumes of Pelevin, they just can't reach my hands, I delved into a very interesting book. But you need to pay attention)

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moriarti13 20.12.20

Have you read Pelevin? He has one story there - what is the name, I don’t remember, but in it the deceased materialists, who do not believe in
God , cannot leave this world and don’t understand that they have died ... sometimes it seems to me that he is right = )

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somebody 20.12.20

Yeah. We also have the best athletes.
Noooooooo, I will disappoint you. You live in this very country - Russia!

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moriarti13 20.12.20

and they also say that in the Russian Federation the most accurate forecasts ... maybe I live in the wrong country? =)

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somebody 20.12.20

=) =) =) Laughed! For ours it would be a terrible punishment, even too RRRR

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moriarti13 20.12.20

Correctly Zhirinovsky proposed to fine weather forecasters for poor-quality work.
Why people of other professions are responsible for marriage or mistakes in work, and forecasters like everything is possible. well, how ?! The vagaries of nature are unpredictable! As if we are asking them to schedule them for a week. Even for a day they can't tell you, and you don't know how to dress)

in Japan, forecasters dress according to the weather they predicted) helps! =)

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somebody 20.12.20

=) I would not be surprised if they compose it like newspaper men horoscopes
when I worked in the newspaper I saw enough of everyone)
such a dude sits in glasses and writes, well, for example, a horoscope for a week for Aries.
scratches a turnip with a pen and thinks - no, I'll write a ram, my ex was a ram))

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Bully 20.12.20

Their forecast is not even a plan ... but how the chip will fall ...

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somebody 20.12.20

Correctly Zhirinovsky proposed to fine weather forecasters for poor-quality work.
Why people of other professions are responsible for marriage or mistakes in work, and forecasters like everything is possible. well, how ?! The vagaries of nature are unpredictable! As if we are asking them to schedule them for a week. Even for a day they can't tell you, and you don't know how to dress)

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moriarti13 20.12.20

some kind of pancake (
what frosts already ?!
we were told that this is the last week and that's it, like wait for the anticyclone =)

we have been promising this for a week and a half, and still nothing! (

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somebody 20.12.20

all in work, all in deeds) like a bee =)

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Bully 20.12.20

you can still wash the car while it is cold ... for examination, a clean car must be provided ...

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somebody 20.12.20

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some kind of pancake (
what frosts already ?!
we were told that this is the last week and that's it, like wait for the anticyclone =)