The ballad of Caen.
About a week ago I was reading a post sauvageau WDB126about Caen. Read carefully and thoughtfully. At exactly the same time managed to ride the Kaen. And here's a coincidence — exactly the same color of the exterior and interior! I'm thrilled to read the post and left an appreciative comment, and it was for that! Even my wife knows that my favorite blogger — that's it. And I love that our opinion on many machines the same — And "kruzak" I don't really like, and the little BMW with signboard //M I like them, especially when they are in cash. And now I read the post about Caen and remembered how looked at it the night before and even swept.
A couple of days ago I was asked to go to the traffic police to the car issue. Everything was solved the old fashioned way — through the muddy "hustler" on call we nasolili coupons, and not just anywhere there, but in Butovo! I came to naznachennoe time, called the room to Natasha and waited. After 10 minutes I took the documents, after an hour I called and asked to go on site inspection for 10 seconds, and after half an hour I was on my way to conquer Moscow with melting proud "799" in the box above the inscription RUS. Natasha, by the way, I never saw if anyone is interested.
By the way, it is worth noting that the car is new and no plates. The day before I already imagined how I'm going to make a fuss of lanes in the bus lane, to slip under the cameras at a speed of 85 km/h where it should go 60 and his whole appearance to show your infinite nature. Just in case looked at the title and, as it turned out, did it not in vain. It turns out that for two days the car was outlawed because the 10 days from the date of transfer has passed. First I wanted to write for yourself the OST and go, but remembering that I'm not in Ossetia and not going to put on record the new white chatyrko realized that such a machine I hardly go Dpsnikov no pink papers, which are not forms of insurance of the new sample.
Rare shot. Although...
And when you consider a temporary problem with the eyes where I have to go now in hipster glasses with black frames, I hardly like the great lens of corruption. Well, as I wrote above, my infinite nature, too, does not jibe with my outward appearance at that time. Anyway, I boarded the tow truck. The tow truck driver complained that the car is heavy, told me a bunch of stories about customers on infinity, about Krasnodar drunken cops yesterday at Kutuzov and about sober Moscow Dpsnikov who have pulled the lever on the road, and in the end took 3700. Basically, the stories were not very interesting, would have appreciated their maximum in 2 thousand, but alas — I'm wearing glasses.
As the waiting time for rooms was allowed, I began to carefully study the interior. Yeah, so they watch, about which wrote WDB126. They are really cool! Well, in the plan, they show the time and looks good. Under water I did not feel the impact-resistance is not tested and, unfortunately, even go with them to the Teahouse to smoke a hookah, lit up them on their courageous hand, I did not succeed. I do not know whether affected is their lack of mobility or modest size of my hand, maybe the fact that I don't go to the Teahouse, but it is what it is.
Th there by Panerai
How many of my followers have noticed, I have a thing for beige interiors. And if this post gets into the top of the drive, and I will read anybody else aside from my subscribers, we are glad to report — I love the beige salons! Well I love them all here! Yes, they are easily soiled and Yes, they are traces left from the gin and everything. Blah-blah. Tell these stories to someone else. I have Audi A4, 150 thousand mileage not stained, two E38 not stained with the runs, which are even ashamed to mention, so the makeup, likely, or cheap bright salons(no idea of cheap cars with a beige interior, but we assume that they are), or cheap jeans.
No, I'm not really a fan of branded clothes, but if I don't remain traces from the jeans from "Bershka" for a thousand three hundred, then I have XS. Apparently, there should be some relationship. Like, people in cheap jeans would not be sitting in the cabin of the cars with beige salons, because they can't afford it. In short, I have long pondered on this crazy subject, considering the salon that I liked more and more. And here is the noble coat of arms "Porsche" on the headrests. Perhaps this is a big slap in the side of those who embroider when pereshivaya its initaly gold thread on the leather, but here it looks the most rich!
Press 'like' if you embroider the headrest on your family crest, and your last name is Porsche
And the apotheosis of all my admiration here is a black floor and black ceiling. Just Bravo! God bless the person who put together this package! This cooler can only be red or cognac interior, but I'm not sure that he will not get bored in a month.
Isn't it a beauty?!
In short, I'm an hour and a half admiring it all, not forgetting to listen to the new album Krovostok through the interface Apple Car Play. Here human beings after all! Bose gave good quality sound, I am alarmed, imagining that some day will sit behind the wheel of his Cayenne and went out to smoke, looking at it from the side. Yeah, the color is really cool. I opened the door to look at the threshold and froze. No, the threshold is steep and the words Platinum Edition was written without error, and even if I were left on the exam in 2008, knowledge in English, did not require punctuation. I'm in shock looked on the side cushion of the driver.
Yes, there'd Malakhov has put his signature: "the Shots that you now see, are striking in their cruelty and indifference"
In short, here it is:
Hello!
In any case, I looked at the odometer. There was here such:
251км
Then again on the crumpled pillow. Then back to the odometer. Nothing changed on the odometer the car was new, the skin wrinkled and dirt — mileage approached soroket not the most careful operation Just in case made sure not have bought it for 480 thousand from the "average" ad for the car.ru. No, proud figure with six zeros from paid bills two weeks ago has not lost a single toe. In short, the myth about jeans and bright salons — the truth. Saw with my own eyes, even with glasses.
Just answer to the most frequent options — no, it's a car not from the showroom. No, I don't weigh 120 pounds. No, I do not like to sit on the side, nibbling on sunflower seeds and spit the peel into the rapids. No, I have not sat on a painted blue bench. And God forbid, in no case do not want to hurt the Porsche representative office in Russia. Well, at least for free. Kidding.
Only then I began to slowly delve into. Brought a three-liter diesel motor and began to think. I think not — this diesel motor is audible in the cabin very much even at idle. I'm not fussy. I drive every day on Focus, and on weekends for 18 year old BMW, which is exactly ten times cheaper Kaen, but I can't hear the sound of the engine at idle. And it's not that I mow the army my hearing or I've got the car on petrol. The fact that here you can hear it stronger than it should be audible diesel. I also heard it on a previous car of the owner of this LR for the "Sport" of 13 years, although he too was a diesel.
I started. Not mind and the machine. Although it seemed to me that after all the first. At the speed of 90 km/h, dimming the accurate Bose with less honed jokes leading up to "Comedy radio" I heard all the noise from the streets — noise from under the wheel arches, road noise, noise Uzbeks in the Uber, who tried to hit on the lady of voice-Yandex. Navigator offers "let's go to Butoh".
Of course, I exaggerate about the noise. She then normal. It is normal. Not in the same "sport" of ' 13, but normal. Basically, if you drive a Qashqai, the feelings may seem that you are on the "Caen". Yes, and start with the letter "K". A lot in common. I think that the interest rate on the loan is also the same. You may be surprised, but a bunch of Caen take a loan and leasing.
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In short, I urgently had to eat. I decided to go on a business lunch in one of the cozy cafes in the West of Moscow. Parking spaces there are about 20, but everyone was busy. Behind me in the queue for Parking, too, stood Kaen. And just exempt the place from which went too Kaen. I parked, got out of the car and found another two cars from me, too, is the same Caen. That is, of the twenty four cars Kaen. And to whom it interfere with the sanction, it is not clear...
I digested this information — if I bought a car for 5 million, I would probably have been proud. The type of tough guy is 27 years Kaen 5 Lyamov. Well, I think, with the glasses. It is unlikely someone would suspect that I was not just any startups-the it specialist-developer and seller of fruits and vegetables. Although the phrase "seller of vegetables" in my full imagination the mind is only an Association with a sales Manager in the salon Renault.
A little distracted, let's do it again. You buy a car for 5 mil, I stop to eat and you find yourself in a tube of the same "successful". After that, I went home and, believe it or not, but again the same! For me at the entrance in front of CAT, too, were Caen and we also missed Kaen that went! I'm probably not going to tell you that when I was piparkukas and walked from the house to the door, passed me... Well, you understand.
I'm not exaggerating for effect — this part of the text — the truth)
About how goes — I'm like a true obzorschik supposed to talk about it... "Rulitsya", "when necessary — brakes when necessary — accelerates", "on the road costs, but the city's hard suspension", "clearance too small", "WHIPPED suspension" ...
Yes I XS, what can I say. Rides as rides most of his classmates. The same X6, for example. Just a tall sedan, moderately hard, box like work. Consumption tale. Something around 10-11 with an average drive. Let me remind you it's diesel.
Can we call it the people's car among those with incomes above the average? I think it is. Judging by their number — people hawala. I new prices at all XS that would buy a 5. Kruzak in top speed or something...(not).
While!
Cool. Very cool written! Great respect for the right, easy-to-read style. Subscribe! Want to read such interesting people. Though on the Cayenne ))))
pavel32
damn watch... somewhere I've seen... it's plagiarism! I plagiarized... our VAZ 2106!
I wonder who someone ripped off this watch?!A basin of Caen or Caen at the basin!
Neeee from penny (FIATA) such was not)))). This is a purely Soviet designers came up with a panel "6s"
damn watch... somewhere I've seen... it's plagiarism! I plagiarized... our VAZ 2106!
In short, I don't know or omitted the fact that I'm sitting at work in the night shift, if I was simply tired already flipping Lenka news "Vkontakte". But I live in zahleb read your article), Briefly hooked another about osetinskie S — classes. Overall, I loved it, write escho! Signature+++
Hey dude, I don't know you and never read it, but accidentally read all your material. how did you do that?
This often happens in the city, goes to Paphos, and then stops next to machine carbon paper, face owners at this point hard to describe, but hilarious to watch.
Like delivered, though my name is not Porsche, and the emblem of her not embroidered on the headrests of your car xD
Good post)
That's why I don't like white salons. Foul them on time, even for a careful man :(
It is a pity that the diesel engine and the cabin is not in the whole skin and for the money a great car.
So you already said ) and if you want to look at the Cayenne with mileage of 500 tkm, choose 10-15 years and see 80% this is just it, with mileage under 500 tkm
E3Dok
Diesel engine, automatic transmission, suspension, bodywork... what is in there sick in them？
Slander will not, I would like to see on such high mileage
driveavto
Skin sick?) then show me not a sore spot in Caen, I do not see anywhere like on the Cayenne drove say 500, and why? Because a hundred thousand it will Pindar
Diesel engine, automatic transmission, suspension, bodywork... what is in there sick in them？
region15
Yes on the comfort of it, the fact of the matter. And on the twentieth the diameter, not 21. But the harsh. Although recently my wife and I went to watch the new X6, there is generally a kick was. E71 thought the S-class, even though I "grew up" in the message with sawn springs on old BMW's with 30 profile rubber)
19 will be the norm. Not is the soft crossovers on 20 rinks . And if it is soft then turn off.
Capule7
Insert awkward left hand. Nest fucking understand what it looks like 3.14 zda, 100% Scarpetta break.
No, I understand that it is a tribute to athletic tradition, code the car turned from the window, so you can quickly start a movement, but not to bring it to the absurd. Would you see it more convenient, especially as the car comes to comfort.
in the new generation of the key will not need to insert, you can put in your pocket and on the left is a separate lever, vaguely reminiscent of the key to be rotated when the machine identificeret real
understand, all of course a matter of taste, I honestly do not care which side, once on the machine already all ) But the design of the key itself is worth something !
Insert awkward left hand. Nest fucking understand what it looks like 3.14 zda, 100% Scarpetta break.
No, I understand that it is a tribute to athletic tradition, code the car turned from the window, so you can quickly start a movement, but not to bring it to the absurd. Would you see it more convenient, especially as the car comes to comfort.
Had a lot of time to ride the diesel+chip. in PTS 245 HP at the booth gave 257 HP chip was made at 290 HP for me it is a great car and with the dynamics of it all okay
NNIXXOONN
I wonder why successful people buying for 5лямов take the car for a diesel
Because otrajaetsya to move between stations. Terribly uncomfortable!
But in the case of the Cayenne is the ONLY crashproof motor
NNIXXOONN
I wonder why successful people buying for 5лямов take the car for a diesel
On tax want to save!
I read the comments and was upset, as people without a sense of humor, and even evil what in the spring... even joke got sick(
Europe, the Cabinet of doctor
Comes sexy black woman, sits in the gynecological chair and gets comfortable...
The doctor turns to her, looks at her vagina, then comes to the phone, dials a number and says:
Auto dealership?
-Yes, we listen to you.
-I was determined. It will be a Porsche, in a black exterior and red interior.
Why beige?
Normal subject!)
I read and waited for what the end will be a screenshot of your points. but broken off)
Neighing! Go on Focus and old BMW, and now a new Cayenne! Lyapota! The treasure dug up? You would learn some Russian to begin with!
For Christ's sake, re-read, please, once again the text. Where I wrote that my car?
A little was on the test drive to go to then not listen to the engine sound?! What is painted leather to jeans Yes, it is
DanyKasS
Better to go to 18 year old Behe, especially on the E38 than the Cayenne)
Cogeco! It will be significantly less use of fuel! A couple of hours drive and a week of repair for this
then better and aunt 70ti summer tra...t than a couple of times to fuck 20-year old...iron logic:-)))))
Sorry for my French...
Read to the middle and tired to read the water about like not wearing the watch on your wrist because the teahouse I don't like, etc. - what's up unnecessary stuff?
Cayenne cool. But for the upper class. Ordinary people who have little money to buy enough. And if he needed it.
still not read to the middle, and uvidel "I love beige the salons!"
Definitely YES! Black notorious, in the vehicle interior can only be beige, well or orange\brown. Perhaps red\black, or blue, but it's all nonsense =)
PS after the comments I read to "Cooler that can only be red or cognac interior, but I'm not sure that he will not get bored in a month", you see really I'm not the one that's the taste =)
And about the coloring, the interior leather (and faux leather) is such a thing that they may have different protective coatings on top with different porosity. To bluish spots going, new skin apply the protective compounds that partially clog the pores, and partly to take the fire itself. In old cars already or something rubbed, either with time itself something clogged, a new very fragile. But hall is no credit.
There is nothing to nothing is equivalent
Is uhar traffic cops ignorant so led bred
"But that equates to this" — I immediately recommend to the legislative Assembly to be transferred to work.
no, if later, 10 days after the transmission of the car I'm driving it without the numbers, this is equivalent to the fact that I stupidly meal without numbers)
about 800 rubles for the first time — it's about transiti, but they are almost extinct
There the first time 800 rubles, if not mistaken, the second time Yes, deprivation
The point of dragging on the tow truck, if still in MREO the penalty will be discharged.And cops on the road it is twice cheaper.Its course had
I'll try. I promise 😁
Or the style of jokes will change or I'll start this style to understand 😉
Couldn't finish reading the article. Because of the specific humoresques ...What a mess . Jokes, which are funny only to the author 😊
Again understand: -auto reviewers a lot, but read and watch you units.
Half the country goes on for some duplicate title, there is a problem in the delay of registration = up to deprivation!
NONSENSE
Wow, fresh style, interesting. Subscribe perhaps.
And the article is still usable)
To be honest, never read the text before publication. Write a continuous stream and immediately publish. Can't explain why) but will consider, thanks!
Lirik over too much, and in fact, I sat down too, as it is behind the wheel of a Porsche, the first edition of Panamera with mileage of about 60 tons. the Eyes on the forehead climbed after the first tens of meters, noise smithereens squeaks, motor, however, it was not audible, but the impression gained. The machine is convenient to the small town and is clearly overrated. And this experience after 25 years of the bucket.
GubkinS
Vanity just tore author
buy this laucou wagon to boast and show off at the drive
Renault Koleos even more beautiful than this parse
Well be a diesel Cayenne is very reliable. And for GMT it's a normal car.
STR8RUNNER
Well, here a matter of taste honestly, with the first generation didn't love the Cayenne, maybe the machine good, but in fact the same Toureg that all items cheaper. I think that it has more balls than any classmate. Girls no matter diesel v6 or petrol v8) the main thing that it looked expensive-rich) in this course, Porsche could)
A good text)
Touareg and Cayenne are very different. It's like a class and s class. Also ku 5 and makan.
Cassidi
funny story, but I can't believe that at 250 miles the seat turns in it... Even in sancraieni does not.
sancanin)))))
Hi!
Recently rode in the Cayenne diesel. I thought that it seems to me that the noise isolation is weak. Not shown)
And the cabin from engine noise normally Soundproofed.
In General, luxury car
well, actually it is enough 1 times to sit in jeans that paint and this will even for a 10km path
for example I now need to put a check for an hour or so in your back pocket and it already is blue )
also love the blogger
you too cool to read)
also love the beige salons
the black floor is really big like) although I went on the Hummer хэ3 with beige floor and beige "carpet" carpets and even in the winter) and had no problems
but the black floor is certainly cooler I think) then what if I bought a new car with beige floors, the carpets I probably would have bought black )))))
Money he is serious, in fact the sedan and the high Seating and visibility is the same . Consumption agree a little . And yet it is rather a toy and not a machine, I on 2014 Kenne drove 1200 km and in my use it was 3 days XS in the Range Rover is more comfortable for me, but here on taste and color as they say ...
Damn, I just spent 5 minutes of your life to anything they Write nice, but damn...where is meaning? ))
Sure Blocher! Not somewhere out there in Butovo;) stolen Karen will deliver in 10 minutes, but will not spread
driveavto
Skin sick?) then show me not a sore spot in Caen, I do not see anywhere like on the Cayenne drove say 500, and why? Because a hundred thousand it will Pindar
This is not visible because the mileage of each of the first Cayenne swirled with 150 to 40-70 thousand a Few times. A lot of times.
masenkov33
Beige interior, always painted jeans. Though jeans from Boss, though Tommy Hilfiger. Never buy white salon!
I've had three Volvo with a beige interior, and not one he didn't wear makeup, although 95% of the time they sat in jeans, runs and rolls at 200+ thousand What's wrong?
Damn, no, the author is too subtle and ironic for this resource. This is especially noticeable in the comments.
Write more, the style is just not me.