Top 10 most funny, stupid and scary situations in which I fell out of love for old cars.

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I had a Peugeot 205 I 2 weeks I went without the clutch cable was fouling at traffic lights and in traffic jams, at first wound up on the starter and come on, any transmission not already included crushing grip instinctively, at some point even started to get used to that the cable is not so necessary )

I am generally too lazy even to BJ, not that a blog to write. Chukcha not the writer, Chukcha the reader. Brush working from the battery, they do not need routine engine, but heat without the engine there, so the glass with the red frosting. Tow truck costs money, and one should have to take is not to take a taxi hundy to throw. Screwed me last time on the tow truck around the city for 2K — by taxi the trip costs 140r. For risk has insurance, his car was not a pity, because a bucket. And imagine me several winters before in College years on summer tires went, because the money for the winter was not. The girl was drunk, wanted to close a communication — what's the difference what to take? He did not come — the other took, that's all. I don't understand is everyone such a relationship that the guy at the end one must get married? I duck more other relations like, nefig there niche and "unearth")

Vladimirr0n

The article is stupid, and the pictures are not true. Cases some crazy. The Windows fogged up? Open the window and go, I was generally in the minus dragged into an idling car on the bow — there are not only fogged up and frosted over but nothing reached. It was dumb to go on Oka — would take a taxi. Broken down car — there was no sign of an emergency stop? Well, etc.

this is not an article but a blog entry, here you have a really lame blog, because empty ))
I would, for example, it was interesting to read if every owner of a car on D2 wrote his TOP10 from life how had the machines to get stuck...
I have no claims to the accuracy of the events in the article, I guess you have some problems and fantasy )
about dragged — and if reached, if not reached. each risk to the best of my ability, I would have called a tow truck, because to drag in the snow-rain muted brush-free car, it must be risky and quite without brains, or I'd think it's not worth it.
about the car, what do you think the girl couldn't take a taxi and come to him? do you have to take a taxi and it "pick up" a girl? would she come, everything is 100% a little bit deeper, it is not necessary to dig up )

All the pass and just enough for a normal car=)

RAYN3

Reminds of a friend: his fleet of cars : 1) Fiat uno (interior wood, plate glass rotten and boiled welding, not even semi-automatic, box broken so that you do not understand what is the speed stuck)
2) Daewoo Nexia, a feeling that's going to break in the rapids
3) Peugeot 206, that is still more or less alive
4) what killed wilamina eight
Alamanac)))

I have of course also need the ' 97, it looks wrinkled, but I know she'll drive anywhere, because all the sores what they are trying to treat instead of waiting for the Apocalypse)))

It is not just a gearhead, and autocratic some ))

After reading about the Mazda, as much as tears of laughter made :-)

I have one year left with no reverse gear on the Mazda 626. That's really really learned to think through any issues and use the height differences to the maximum

ABTOBCE

In your tape, no one wrote. And here you are not welcome

Once published in the public domain-so called.

ZSN777

Friend, and what did you do with former cars, do they then sold?!

Where that is a wonderful text "Purepac" on this subject. On page 7 it seems

Oh, avatar is almost like mine)

Friend, and what did you do with former cars, do they then sold?!

I know what you mean

Guru525

why do people insult...

I hope he's in a good way. The author I know much, especially about girls. The machine will never change.

ABTOBCE

that's just cute vestjylland's on the Ave does not allow to say rude

Damn, old pomocky they zachotno. Over time, any machine absorbs its own character, all slightly broken in different ways. I hell project with this, as apparently the author. Hello to him!

ABTOBCE

Yes, the President of Lexus Club

Now I know why his main car is a Lexus. it is interesting muzhig, blog it on YouTube a good.

Shutmaher

SMZ s-3D like the acronym GIMP. Difficulties harden us

Exactly five Vihula taught me to fix cars with his hands. Oh, this is Sparta.

sankoz777

Well written! Once you remembered how on his first VAZ 2103 is also 3 times on the day played off the excess from the brake system. Turned out the fault was the brake master that 4 attempts had been safely replaced. Bought new and all were marriage)

I always spare parts on VAZ surprised.shoot detail, I think fuu, it was possible to make such a floor? It seems impossible to do worse. Go to the boutiques, buying a new part and understand what make it worse is still possible. :)

Ode I had the same one time brake disc ate, the cause was a faulty brake master cylinder.

slavatb

The dedus, I love to drive. A fart to the country I

Judging by the tediousness, not before)

I'm one of those gate, whence all people.
In Germany was and went(bought it my first car, I drove myself across the country from South to North, when I was a student). You know, because relatives live. More stupid questions?

HATER1

Text person, after which you never want to buy a car. Man enough to shit on themselves, others and their Cars that he drives on the buckets that would not be allowed on the road in Germany))

Where do you get something such correct? And most importantly have confidence, who will be allowed and who is not on the roads of Germany, despite the fact that I suppose there never went, not to mention the retro get-togethers))))

The profile is written)

A. not well-versed in Your Affairs — we know!

Again — we do this page together. The texts are not signed. everyone writes as much as you can about what

ABTOBCE

Right now, this madman goes to Proceed Levante
she did so by the way

that is notes that aren't yours?)

so it is necessary

indeed the article with imagination and humor, but the author's attitude to the commentators and opinion — level God(

Then with the selection problem)))

vitli1

There is a method dirty Laundry: all dirty thrown into a basket, shuffled, selected the most clean. So here:all Muscovites are mixed, is selected less dead ahead!

The method is called "dry wash" and can't mix ;-)

We are accustomed to. And there is a pattern — an empty blog, zero-interesting — often this person says stupid things

I liked it, surprised by the amount of negativity in the comments

Thank you

funny and good posts) I liked))

Written by super no words!
By the way - I also like cars more.

Cool) everything is so hard, funny))))
Girls and men need to love still more
All well, the machine is iron, and they for us, not we for them)
But the owner-a gentleman, for I do not care)))

Karakterizo of stateno just "RESPECT AND UVAZHUHA". Are you passionate about people, and it is very good. Girls love, and your right you will understand and maybe even help.

Stay tuned !

Beautifully written, keep it up! Good luck in your future purchases!

Good record. But the girl your ex skin what to look for. Sorry.

And I disagree, it's completely different ultimate objects or subjects))). My wife is not interested in cars at all, the main thing that it was clean and quiet.) But the first girl, too, OKU no dolyublival, after the failure of Nissan.

For machines love more girls +)))

To the author — cool! "Give me two!" Pretty exciting and without pointeresnee pathos. A person has the makings of a writer. Read the entire post with pleasure.

XS well) and suddenly it was the companion of a lifetime)))?
Everything is relative of course...but neh ashamed of never anything, especially if you did something.

It's like saying, I can not remember, the theme is the same boy girl, ashamed not ashamed, just because of work...and explain the situation so ashamed no work! To sit around and do nothing.
And even the janitor already occupation and labor.

Well, the meaning is clear, I think.

Good sets, you bastard — learn kitty (C)

Ahah😄 well, it should be able to)
And the line thin)

But what about the fun?)))

It's great, and even better would simply Bloch nevmenyaem, for getting up to the level of Hama, similarly to be a CAD.
Although I wrote it under the comments which seemed harmless.
Well, you know better I guess.

There is no one no merit until exactly the commentator does not begin to be rude, to teach and to talk nonsense. And the character does it regularly

ABTOBCE

you yourself come — I'm on your blog. they want something and write

Not worthy of reply, so any kind of comment, criticism, or just a negative)
Replying to similar mnoise it to 2!

Well, nonsense of course, measure people by where they live, even though he muhosranska, it does not restrict the person in his or her opinion!
You've got an open blog, which means comments can.

ABTOBCE

Daunenok, you still do not understand that your opinion and your preferences here no one cares, and your opinion? Zvezdoy here. go over to Alan's tape and there nadrachivat that you where coming down

Gesca) how much of a negative)?

ProjectW2

Such a pleasure to read the article ! I remembered myself, too, wanted to engage with the killed by the cars, as there was no funds then bought one which was not sold and then began to do so was technically sound. but always wanted to do something out of junk. I'm on a bucket that went to the girl despite the fact that she was from a wealthy family, the two of us ever skated. broken on all sides .Constantly broke down chocolate, I have them in the glove box was 4 pieces. drove then op light battery . in the salon there was the usual 220V switch on the radiator fan, driver door opened on the move, the trunk lid too, once almost lost a few caplet from the trunk ))))) even beam motor 2 times fell on the go )))) but purchased on private accumulation of money. I would instead you there on my wedding day I would have arrived even on the scooter ))))) but good that you did not go the girl was not very good.

Drunk woman p. ZDE not the mistress...

It is worthy of a post

Such a pleasure to read the article ! I remembered myself, too, wanted to engage with the killed by the cars, as there was no funds then bought one which was not sold and then began to do so was technically sound. but always wanted to do something out of junk. I'm on a bucket that went to the girl despite the fact that she was from a wealthy family, the two of us ever skated. broken on all sides .Constantly broke down chocolate, I have them in the glove box was 4 pieces. drove then op light battery . in the salon there was the usual 220V switch on the radiator fan, driver door opened on the move, the trunk lid too, once almost lost a few caplet from the trunk ))))) even beam motor 2 times fell on the go )))) but purchased on private accumulation of money. I would instead you there on my wedding day I would have arrived even on the scooter ))))) but good that you did not go the girl was not very good.

The photo in item #10 car is more similar to the VAZ 2105, than 2101

And time)))

Married?

The Niva VAZ 21213 had the vacuum brake booster to be changed, not the pressure to play off of

#8 — At such moments, argues the idea that we've been in hell, but our hobby is flour which we chose...

Cool and good)
About the rear brake just to tears!))

+ author for writing the article! I myself to the bone to bamboozle cars, even at times too. In this post saw the direct myself... Also buy stuff forever and make decent cars.

How many understand.He went to Volvo 460 with no reverse gear for more than a year, working through routes.

Wartburgerr

Wow. I thought our unit)))) Is not. The was 14 years and to this day, about 30 cars. And all are about the same. Now the truth more or less, but still does at others. Started with exotic type Wartburg, then retro Volga, Muscovites, several Vazov, old cars, Nissan, Audi (homemade convertible) beetle was also, Oise, then Mercier moved the first 190 of 300 for Baku took a terrible outwardly, Mama do not cry, slatted))) And no brakes and reverse gear, too.) Then he married seems to have settled down in the family one reliable, decent car. But with her there's always something for the soul of a broken-down type of exotic.)))

Daems. I myself sometimes think that soon to the same amount of reach. Only to sell cars can't... And the first penny took on the metal, and the second still regret that sold... And the rest of me. Wife just changed...

Maybe... a Lot of interesting related to it.

Wartburgerr

Wow. I thought our unit)))) Is not. The was 14 years and to this day, about 30 cars. And all are about the same. Now the truth more or less, but still does at others. Started with exotic type Wartburg, then retro Volga, Muscovites, several Vazov, old cars, Nissan, Audi (homemade convertible) beetle was also, Oise, then Mercier moved the first 190 of 300 for Baku took a terrible outwardly, Mama do not cry, slatted))) And no brakes and reverse gear, too.) Then he married seems to have settled down in the family one reliable, decent car. But with her there's always something for the soul of a broken-down type of exotic.)))

about waterburg'd like to write

Yes, Yes...I once thought))))
And then it started...I've got the BJ.

believe me, now I personally think and whether to buy Cycling in the year 1989 Golf 50 000 or RHD civic

Wow. I thought our unit)))) Is not. The was 14 years and to this day, about 30 cars. And all are about the same. Now the truth more or less, but still does at others. Started with exotic type Wartburg, then retro Volga, Muscovites, several Vazov, old cars, Nissan, Audi (homemade convertible) beetle was also, Oise, then Mercier moved the first 190 of 300 for Baku took a terrible outwardly, Mama do not cry, slatted))) And no brakes and reverse gear, too.) Then he married seems to have settled down in the family one reliable, decent car. But with her there's always something for the soul of a broken-down type of exotic.)))

art from the heart at all))
there is a special fun in it, but apparently only for those who really loves technology.
in comments some shit soon from the nose will go...

for it is something to remember))))
written from the heart and read as well)))

Exp62

The main thing to consider the route))

The main thing that it did)))

Eggplant

It was a shame to take the girl to a shabby oke.but if your machines do not? Can you imagine what a shame to come to the girl on the bus or subway. Although if she went with others because of this, and the road to it)

Be ashamed of need to take little girls on the new s class, because she's probably with you only for money.

So it was a shame to him and not the girl.

""I refused, because fat in 2004, I was ashamed to show her and people shabby "oku". The girl was offended and went home with more fortunate friends for a decent car.""

Although nafig things to write...x/z

He could, stupidly, to eat GTZ. As I have on the Rover. Already brake hose caught fire!

“After several brake applications front discs tightly ate, and the car ceased to go.” Due to the lack of pedal free play. Couple turns of the bolt stop could solve the problem;)

The account number for the transfer fee send the PM?)

you esteem your own art and see))) well, actually as it is not glued))) try more of literary and visibility))))

Well, it's dislike your imagination and intellect

what is not consistent with the text confirms the lack of photos, etc., failed to see the logic between the photo and the text) alas dislik

This is a list of exhibits Parking Dagestanis-dealers in the town Superduke?)))

Bulllitt

notes of a loser.

the fuck you lucky:
1)Muscovite 412иэ 1976.in
2)VAZ 2101 1976.in
3)VAZ 21063 1987.in.
4)VAZ 2105 1988.in
5)VAZ 21099 1998.in.
6)Mercedes-Benz E320 4matic 1998.in.
7)VAZ 21124, 2005.in.
8)Honda Accord 1997.in.
9)VAZ 21144 2007.in.
10)Nissan Cefiro 2.0 V6 1997, V.
11)Honda Integra DC-1 MT 1997, V.
12)Mazda 3 sport MT 2006.
13)VAZ 21099 1998, V.
14)Daewoo Nexia DOHC GL 2004 V.
15)Mercedes-Benz E280 MT in 1994.
16)vases 21083i 1999.in.
17)Toyota Corolla L-Touring Limited AT 4WD AE-104, 1998, V.
18)Mercedes-Benz E200 2000 V.
19)Lexus IS 200 1999.in.
20)WHA 21083i 2002.in.
21)Ford Mondeo 2006.in.

Direct fucking success second name)))
Well, I laugh))

I comment

Nevertheless, you answer him

Looking at your "errands" (it's even the nickname can not be named) and a beautiful Car on your page with a wretched list of interests on the glass, you know that to explain to you something - time to lose.

notes of a loser.

Author, you are handsome! You're not alone! Dream of Civica 5th generation to Wake, or BMW E30, E28. It all depends in time and absence of the garage.
Most of these stories the car and the small cart)) Class, shake your hand!

ATU

I think in his youth, many were the "motorists"

He was such. No garage, no vise, a good hammer and no welding — it's all science fiction. But everything was done on the car ))

OH, youth ))))

Credit The Author

Why in quotation marks? )))

Thank you. Everything is so

I think in his youth, many were the "motorists"

He was such. No garage, no vise, a good hammer and no welding — it's all science fiction. But everything was done on the car ))

OH, youth ))))

Credit The Author

We all have different attitude to life, the question of existence was left open. For You, for others differently.

Yes, Dokdo is the tens machine and does not have any(

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FJR-31Skyline

To clarify, it is not Pinin Pajero, Suzuki Vitara it

Suzuki Escudo

The history of life!

car buff...but!

the stories are interesting and funny. but if the photos were in the theme, it would be even better.
I had a six. Lada six, and I went a couple of months without a starter, stupid plant manual.
problem was more that I had gas, and it was necessary to first start the engine on gasoline, then heat, then turn off the gas, and then turn on the gas and need to turn it on, while the car stalled. sometimes it managed to do not once and I again switched on the benzo. to pump up the fuel again spinning a fucking pen and continued:)
more on this Schoch 4 times I changed the alternator: one broke due to contact with antifreeze, I replaced it b/C from another car. then he broke down and he. two have collected one. then it was replaced by a new one.
it was a good car, economical 1 ruble = 1 km