How to get a license plate in a small town - Toyota ist, logbook 1.3, 2002

... Everything actually went like that, we left somewhere at 8-9 o'clock, at 11 we were in Berezniki. Passing through a closed post, I also thought about whether to stop by at the place of deployment, whether to test the ground. But it seemed to myself that the idea of ​​“taking a queue on the eve of the reception” was wild, so we went to our parents. While we ate, we went to the bathhouse, looked at house-2, it was half past one. The general condition is already close to a slight inadequate - still, I woke up the day before at 8 in the morning (usually I get up at half past ten). It seemed to me that it would be a good support for me if my wife went with me. Therefore, she courageously struggled with sleep (she lost to him while watching house-2), and when I realized that it was already better to go to bed in the traffic police, I went.

Or rather, we went. We arrived, I signed up, my wife settled down on a nearby chair, covered herself with a blanket and began to fall asleep. I suddenly began to understand that the idea of ​​​​her forced support has rather weak sides - it is more comfortable to sleep on her chair than on mine - it does not fall so much, and besides, the steering wheel gets in the way. In general, I offered her not to torture herself and me, and drove her home.

Jumped over the principle of priority a little. So, I arrived, there were several cars. I went out, asked “Who is the last in line?”, A man approached, who was all available and simply told me.

The principle is this. You sign up for the lists in which office you need.

By offices. First you need to go to the 4th office (4th window, in fact). There you must create an application for registration (deregistration) on your own or with the help of the girls. Naturally, it is better to rely on girls - 250 rubles is not a pity for this business. If you write a statement by hand, you get hemorrhoids ... or maybe not. First, they dig into each comma. Secondly, first you have to go through an inspection (verification of numbers), then back to the 4th office ... in general, dizziness ... It’s better that everything is done for you. During the acceptance of the application, your car is punched on the topic of theft.

Then - inspection. There is nothing complicated here either, everything goes pretty quickly. Then - the most difficult thing - to get into the second office. Maybe there is nothing complicated here, but the rate of reception of citizens is extremely low - today they accepted about 30 people. Those. if you came at 5 in the morning - it is far from a fact that you will have time for everything.

Add to these simple steps a state of hassle, a queue, a low acceptance rate and more difficult quests - you will get what you wanted (transits or license plate).

So, I signed up for all possible lists - in offices No. 2, 4 and for inspection, took my wife home, arrived, reported to the citizen in the queue (asked if I signed up, I said yes, it turned out that he was after me) , went to sleep. The clock was 3-20.

By the way, it was 9m to go to office No. 4, 9m to check it out, and 21m to the most important office)))) At 2 o'clock in the morning.

It was a little difficult to find a digestible body position for sleeping. I tried this and that, and eventually found the optimal solution - I threw my legs on the panel (they parted funny, as if in a gynecological chair, gee), and somehow fell asleep. I slept within an hour and a half, while I was a little cold (I had a sweatshirt with me, at first I put it on - it became hot, took it off - it became cold, as a result, through a dream, I tried to cover myself with it like a blanket).

I woke up at six o'clock. He approached one of the companies, exchanged a couple of phrases. I went to the car, watched the movie "Brother" on the iphone. While watching, I noticed that for some reason a queue for inspection (under a canopy) began to form. Strange, but what about our lists? I got out, walked over to the guys in front of me, drew their attention to this fact. They replied, “We don’t know, by the way.” By the way. Well, okay, I took a turn (live, it turns out) for inspection, went up to the guys, said - if I miss anything without “bae” (honesty of the badge). I wanted to go to the toilet, but this is a small problem - there are plenty of trees and shrubs in the area of ​​​​the traffic police in Berezniki))))

The reception was supposed to start at 8-30, at 8 o'clock I suddenly noticed that there were few parties on the street - everyone rushed into the building. Yeah, I grab a bag with documents, I rush after everyone. It turns out that they opened access to the building, but not to the coveted third floor - people are standing on the steps. He stood for a couple of minutes - hot, stinks of lime and very nervous - went out into the street. It was still good outside - the morning chill was refreshing))))

In general, finally launched. Took his turn in the quest number one. And when communicating with others like me, I became cold internally - it turns out to be photocopies - b *****. What photocopies and why I did not prepare them. It's funny, but I felt sorry that I took a turn at 2 am and so mediocrely flew out at the beginning)))) I ran to the 1st floor, jumped into the duty room, asked "Is there a Xerox?" - which, by the way, in my opinion, confused the workers of the valiant service. Strange, it seemed to me that such questions should often be heard - the peasant in front of me also did not have copies and he also rushed about in search of a copier. In general, the traffic cop wrinkled his forehead, gave out "come into the next office, but it is very unlikely that they are already working." By the way, yes, I guessed it - the door was closed.

He came back, asked the girl if she needed copies. No, it turns out that copies are needed in the last window. Ah, well then, all is not lost then, I think. I gave the documents, after 15 minutes I received a printed statement and went for an examination.

There was also one panicky thought about the inspection. I had no idea where the embossed number was located on the engine, I searched everything - I didn’t find it))) I hoped in general that the traffic cop had already accepted the truth, I was aware (it turned out that he was right along the way - he immediately climbed where he needed to). In the queue for inspection, there was also a slight confusion - who is more important - a live queue or lists. We said that the lists (we are our company, five people - before me and after) and drove the traffic cop first in their cars. By the way, the live queue did not particularly bite on this topic, and indeed, a tour in Berezniki is the most freebie.

Inspection passed, a new item was added to my quest for obtaining license plates - copies. The solution was found quite quickly (it’s strange that I didn’t guess it myself) - at the post office, since the post office is a couple of minutes away. In order not to risk, I photocopied all the documents that were, including transits))))

By the way, here is the list of required documents:

A copy of the receipt for payment of the state duty (now it is 1800 rubles)

· Copy of TCP

That's probably all. I wrinkle my forehead now, but I can’t seem to remember anything else.

So my 4-way quest was halfway done by 10am (an hour and a half after starting this crazy game). Only one office remained.

I came there, decided that there was a complete collapse (only five applications were accepted in an hour and a half) and suddenly felt that I was knocking out, began to stick out of the blue. I think - there are still 16 people before me, perhaps you can hang out in the car for half an hour. Thought - did. Pokémaril. Moreover, the dream was quite disturbing - at first in the next car someone constantly slammed the doors (like Nexia, but they slammed the doors like in the seven. I don’t know, maybe everything is just as bad in Nexia?), Then in the gazelle parked behind me every minute it began to work signaling ... but not to yell, but to peep. I went to bed with half-open windows - the sun began to fry mercilessly, there was no shade. Even sort of moved as a result to another place from this gazelle. I say like, because I'm not sure of my actions, to be honest.

So, I woke up, at about 11 o'clock. I went to the traffic police and went nuts - yeah, I think this is an innovation, I understand. In the 4th window they began to receive citizens in two windows (it sounds crazy, but it's true). Those. I need either in the 1st window, or in the 2nd. Great. What was especially cool was that in the 1st window, the guys behind me were next.

However, not everything turned out to be so rosy, a new stage appeared in the quest. Instead of parallelizing the streams, they made a sequential skid - first into the 1st window, then into the second. A very strange scheme, those who were on the eve were surprised - yesterday the application was submitted only to the second window.

Okay, don’t care, one more step was added to the quest, but it didn’t become decisive - my turn came pretty quickly, I also left without much delay.

So, the asset is the last window. Passive - eight people were accepted in 2.5 hours, after 1.5 hours an hour and a half lunch, during which it is not clear what to do for me)))

It was hard to wait. So we stupidly waited until it was 12:20, the queue stopped at 19m. To be honest, I don’t remember very well what I did for lunch. Tried to get into the buffet in the building, but ran into "closed". Tried to sleep but couldn't. Just sat in the car languishing in the heat, basically.

Okay, everyone, it's time. There are three of us in front of the window and ... and some other left-handed man who began to alternately pester each of us - “miss” and “miss”. Arguments are as old as the world - "I'm fast", "I was told without a queue", "I'm already the fourth day." I wasn’t going to miss it, honestly, but the man left in front of me and I was distracted by him literally for a fraction of a second - I look, and this bastard has already put his documents through the window. Everyone raised such a high there - what are you doing, where are you going and so on. To be honest, it's generally dumb, I thought the man ran into cunts, to be honest. The argument "I'm fast" was a complete run. This moron has been trying for four days to get numbers because he is a moron. He filled out the DKP himself, filled it out with mistakes, a strict man in uniform stupidly sent him out to work on the mistakes, but to his happiness (and to the displeasure of the whole queue), aunts were on duty today. “You need to fill in here and there with the same pen”, b ****. As a result, more time was spent on it than the average per person. This is such an ugly moment.

As a result, at 2-30 days it was my turn, I gave all the documents, heard the long-awaited “issuance of numbers at half past four” (i.e. the quest increased by one more point - the waiting time) and that’s all.

By the way, the reception of citizens was also carried out until half past five in the evening. A good half did not have time to take shape.

Another word - about recording by phone. Yes, there is an ad with a number to record in the traffic police. I found the same number on the Internet. I called this number for several days in a row and ran into modem call signs. How someone got through to him is a secret for me. But the fact remains that at least two lacers signed up by phone. One of them came at 4 days, the queue again became noisy indignant, but the documents clerk said that she would accept him and this was no option.

As a result, the receipt of rooms stretched from two in the morning to five in the evening. In principle, it was possible to enroll in the lists at night and leave to sleep peacefully until half past nine - but then it’s not so interesting, right))))?