New Years is soon
Dear gentlemen, when are you going to decorate the trees? I have already dressed up at work, but at home they resist, they say "completely mad" XDIn general, I see how the city is preparing for the holiday, I see adults who are stocking up on gifts and it becomes pleasant at heart. I hope you do the same.
Personally, I need a Christmas tree as a hare a stop signal, the rest will be at work so that this year is without a tree
Spoiler
In general, nafig this holiday
From him, only misfortunes
Run to the store in the morning
To buy there a tangerine
Sausages, eggs, peas
Cucumbers, onions, potatoes,
Mayonnaise and champagne
Vodka and Moldovan wine
Pork legs to jellied
Gifts for mother, father,
Sisters, brothers, grandmother, grandfather
And of course a neighbor.
Do not forget about the friends of his stormy youth.
Quickly ran home
to get it all to cook
distributed into gifts under the table
and only then noticed
on the table as there is no tree
Dui brother you quickly to the garage
at the other end of the city is already
on a commuter train
What comes once an hour.
At already 10 o'clock I
came home and in papykhs You planted a
Christmas tree on the table Straighten
needles on it
And hung toys
Somewhere damn for 10 seconds
Wrapped a garland with a scarf.
Well, that's probably all.
Let's hurry to the table.
Here are 11 and guests are on the doorstep. Right here.
Congratulations, hugs, all sorts of garbage shove.
Well, don't care, it's not a shame. I'll put everything on "Avito" The
guests all run to the table and sweep their grub into themselves They
shove everything as if not into a horse
And by 12 they had already eaten what was being prepared for half a day.
And at the last moment, the president saved the situation
And with his congratulations he distracted from the cake and jam.
And while he spoke, you made a wish.
I dashed it off on a piece of paper, set it on fire and
swallowed it with a volley of champagne to the chimes .
And my wish came true.
The next year. The President by his decree
To be tolerant of other confessions.
He was forbidden to celebrate the New Year.
And now, now free. No worries and no hassle.
You just have to go to bed early. Tomorrow, after all, to work.
