Invincible enemy
This enemy is closer than you think. Cunning, lightning speed, inevitability. He is disgusting and stench, at any second he can deliver a quick and crushing blow. The beast is hiding among the shadows somewhere in the bowels of your ass. When he unleashes an avalanche of splashing stench, seconds count. Is it possible to resist him? If an exam, interview, date, business meeting or regular work day is at stake. He can ruin this day, or destiny. What if your own butt stands between you and your goal?
Wing42 This is
certainly comical and sad at the same time. But the topic is what to do? life events? Perhaps this enemy has already destroyed someone's life. Tell us about awkward situations, internet is anonymous.
the endless misanthropy of the black cosmos
I was always saved by my spider instinct from getting into such a situation.
Wing42
I'm afraid when my instinct works - there is a 10 second countdown
the endless misanthropy of the black cosmos
Thank you! Perfectly cheered up. It turned out very "epic", I did not immediately understand what it was about)))
the endless misanthropy of the black cosmos
There is nothing I can do to help. You should wait for the same expert in rectal-olfactory matters.
the endless misanthropy of the black cosmos
They can be seen on the face of everything. At the left in the front row, in my opinion, everything has already happened)))
the endless misanthropy of the black cosmos
Eat cheese ... then there will be a reverse problem :)
the endless misanthropy of the black cosmos
No. Does mom advise you such things? Was the question dictated by experience?
7Rain7
No, not anymore. Mom washed me up to 16 years old, and gave different advice. And then she stopped. I don’t know what happened.
the endless misanthropy of the black cosmos Did the misanthrope get
bored in the company of his own ass?
My enemy is very cool. He is impatient to use the toilet at the most inopportune moment. Now at the cinema, now at the exam, now when I have to run out of the house, so as not to be late for the bus to work. And recently he struck me the most insidious blow, because of which I ahem, a meeting. And in general, in my opinion, he has a plan to put shit in all the toilet bowls on the planet, because he does not miss a single social push.