Brad Cj (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)
Karl was sitting at home and watching TV. Suddenly Sweet came in and said:-Karl hello.
-Hi Sweet. How are you?
-Normal.
-What did you come? Something urgent?
- Karl, I have bad news. Caesar and Keldel died in an accident.
Karl fell onto the telly and Karl was electrocuted from the telly.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BL ********************************************** ******. P ********************************, C ****** *************** CA.
Sweet began to dance. And then other grooves also began to dance. And they danced and cried at the same time. And Sij continued to yell and the current continued to beat on Sij.
To be continued
PS this was the prologue
Part 1
Cj was driving home. But suddenly Cj had an accident. Karl got out of the car. Suddenly he saw the Truth. Karl asked:
-Really, what the fuck are you?
-Hi Karl. Sit on the ground. Today I will tell the story of Claude.
Claude's story.
Once upon a time, in a certain state, in a certain state, there lived and there was Claude. He was a good boy. But one day he was captured by the Hauser brothers. Sam and Dan Hauser grabbed Claude and brought him to their bomb shelter.
Den says: -Listen, Den, that we cut off Claude. ?
-Let's think. Can we cut off the tongue?
-Let's.
Claude shouted: BL ****** The
truth says:
-That's the story of Claude.
-Has he died?
-No, he was then released into the street.
-And what?
- YOU MUST KILL SAM AND DEN HAUSEROV.BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Karl is also dying:
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
End of part 1.
Mister Carl
Well, that's nonsense !!! :) I've never read anything worse in my life! ...
Part 3
Small tenpenia.
Tenpenii was born in 1965. He was a good child in the family. When he was 12 years old, his father died. The reason is simply that he died. When he was 18 years old, he entered the police academy.
He studies well. He became the best police officer in San Andreas. Later he moved to Libeti City. There he was injured by Carl Johnson. There he also got to know Pulaski and Hernadez.
Then he created the CRASH division. And then he became a corrupt cop. He killed big businessmen and the leaders of the underworld. In a few years he will return to San Andreas to kill Carl Johnson.
He had dreams that he was small.
Tenpeni said: -Who are you?
-I'm you, said little Tenpenia.
- Die bitch.
Tenpenie fired a shotgun at small Tenpenie 10 times. Then Tenpenie (not small) yelled:
-BL ****************************** ************************************************
End 3 parts Wait 4 part.
This is a masterpiece! .. henna, henna ... A real MASTERPIECE! .. I ... No, I can't ... It's just amazing! ..
author, don't torment my eyes ...
What rhymes! Pushkin is resting! What expressiveness !!! Lermontov smokes in the corner !! What a clever topic ah? Tolstoy will never be able to do this ... and what subtle humor ah ?! Gogol will turn over in his grave!
author drink yada and kill up the wall !!!