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Mister carl 06.01.22 11:50 pm

Brad Cj (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)

Karl was sitting at home and watching TV. Suddenly Sweet came in and said:
-Karl hello.
-Hi Sweet. How are you?
-Normal.
-What did you come? Something urgent?
- Karl, I have bad news. Caesar and Keldel died in an accident.
Karl fell onto the telly and Karl was electrocuted from the telly.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BL ********************************************** ******. P ********************************, C ****** *************** CA.
Sweet began to dance. And then other grooves also began to dance. And they danced and cried at the same time. And Sij continued to yell and the current continued to beat on Sij.
To be continued
PS this was the prologue
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Till Lindermann ... 06.01.22

Karl sat at home and looked away and said telik.Vdrug Sweet:
Karl hello.
Hi-Svit.Kak life?
-Fine.
Che, and you came? Something urgent?
Karl I novosti.Tsezar badly Keldel and died in an accident.
Karl watched TV and was electrocuted by Karl TV.
BL-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ********************************************** ******. P ******************************** buildings, C ****** ******* ******** spaceship.
Sweet started gruvtsy drgie tantsevat.A tantsevat.I then started at the same time, then they danced and shouted plakali.A CJ prodozhal and communicate the current chief judge prodozhal.

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One of them 06.01.22

Why is there no father of the cucumber?

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Lyuxs 06.01.22

Bravo! Brilliant! Author write raskazy isco !!!

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Alexander carleone 06.01.22

Apparently, they sell good grass to the local writers ...

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Lyuxs 06.01.22

That's for sure...

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Till Lindermann ... 06.01.22

Cj was sitting on the toilet and jerking off on a guy! Suddenly Sweet came into the toilet!
Cj where is my boyfriend !?
Don't Know Sweet! I don't even have a boyfriend in my hands! Said CJ and started wiping his ass with Sladinkava's magazine!

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Stasyano 06.01.22

Guys, tired of their trash. End it, there is nothing to do bullshit.

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Till Lindermann ... 06.01.22

Oh you bitch! - padumal solpadinky seeing how cj padtirait pile willow's ass with a magazine with heifers! I must kill you! Just try and say Sidzhey gagged Sladinkava's mouth with a piece of shit! Sladinky aprashglated a piece of turd and began to feast! And CJ had a bag of bread on the head! And then he choked! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEE Shouted Sladinky! Cavo, am I going to kill you? Sladinkava was attacked by Big Smoke from the toilet! He saddled his booty on Sladinkava and strangled the willow! And Cj attacked the smoke with a stalemate and hit the imu io! NNNNNNOOOOO CJ I'm Dying! Smoke cried! No Smoke or Die! I have to make a kalbasa out of chibya! Ninado cj!

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TommyAssassin 06.01.22

Author, write more.

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Rider47aka 06.01.22

No, then that is not funny. From the first story I smiled, even laughed a little. Write in his style.
He's brilliant.

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-SlashuuR- 06.01.22

Laughing wildly over the first three parts from the author. He has a talent for writing nonsense :)

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Lexa_SS 06.01.22

just read

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King of GroovÑŠ 06.01.22

Siji sat at home and watched TV. He was not embarrassed that he was turned off .. But that was not important because Siji was thinking about building a classless society and socialism within the framework of his native ghetto.
Sweet came in.
- Hi, how are you? How is the weather?
- AZAZA - said Karl.
- Slyushay wanted to tell me for a long time I like your legs and your eyes.
- shall I?
- Skinny jeans, 228 caps, red moccasins are not asking anyone.
“We were shooting at the vagos, the vagos was all in tears,” Sweet said.
Now we will dance, I want everyone to dance. Ra ra ra ra ahh ballas p8da
Yes, yeah, let's go masturbate.
Karl hugged his brother and grabbed his ass.
- brother brother)) My good one.