Sound Archives: The Most Interesting and Unusual (Grand Theft Auto 4)

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Alexandra Chilton
invites you to visit (sober) Do you want to get up?
Can you come over?
Do you want to come in?
Would you like to come in for a cup of coffee?
invites to visit (drunk) Come in, let's drink!
Come in, I want to fuck!
Come in, I'm too drunk to think about what an idiot you are!
bike accident (sober) Holy crap!
You are the maniac!
Fuck!
bike accident (drunk) Damn!
Damn, that's not a good idea. Besides, I'm drunk.
bowling: showing off I'm doing great...
White trash in action...
Rich, beautiful and talented...
I'm playing to win, Niko...
I'm not fooling around, look...
bowling: failure Oh well...
Like I don't give a shit...
Who cares?
Oh, this shouldn't have happened!
In any case, bowling is made for white trash...
bowling: teasing You're a loser!
You don't have a single chance!
Jerk!
I can't afford you!
Better let me win!
bowling: praisesCool! A lot of fun, like bowling with an idiot scientist.
Well done!
bowling: wonI won!
Admire!
Who has won? I!
bowling: lost Don't care...
You won... Cool! You should be fine.
Congratulations! Yes, you're a winner...
bowling: spar Not bad.
Isn't that a spare by any chance?
Brilliantly!
Oh, I was born for this...
Spare, you go!
bowling: strikeHa, just admire it!
Excellent!
I knew that I would succeed ...
Oh, I have a strike!
bowling: Niko has three strikes Lucky...
Well done, you are a great bowler! Loser...
Well, okay, "graters"...
if you push (sober) Sorry!
Yes, you are a f**k. Move!
Watch where you're going!
if you push (drunk) Fuck you!
Don't push!
You pushed me, you goat!
car accident (sober) Damn!
Take it easy!
Stop driving like a motherfucker!
What the hell is wrong with you?
What are you doing?
car accident (drunk) Damn it!
Oh what happened?
What are you doing?
Are we dead?
Has anyone been killed?
driving fast (sober) You're crazy… I like it!
You drive like you don't care!
You're awesome! Crazy and gorgeous!
fast driving (drunk) Cool, just like in the game!
Look at those lights... Great!
car overturned (sober) Jerk!
My hairstyle, goat!
You ruined my hair!
car overturned (drunk) Damn!
Just a good fellow ...
knocked down a pedestrian (sober) You knocked someone down!
You are insane!
You can't just kill people like that!
What are you doing?
Take it easy!
hit a pedestrian (drunk) What a f*ck that guy was...
I hope you killed them!
car flies (sober) Are you crazy!
Heck!
car flies (drunk) What are you doing?
Whoo!
Damn, I hope I'm drunk!
car on fire (sober) Damn, my hair is gone!
My implants are melting!
We're on fire, motherfucker!
the car is on fire (drunk) Where does this burning smell come from?
Damn, how nice and warm it is here ...
police chase (sober) Come on!
My dad will cut my trust fund again!
Get us out of here!
I don't want more trouble!
I don't want to deal with them anymore!
police chase (drunk) Hurry up!
I don't want to spend another night in the sobering-up...
driving slowly (sober) Eh, yawn hunting...
Ha-f**k-ha... Drive faster!
Lord, could you slow down?
slow driving (drunk) Hurry up, you drive like a woman...
Hurry up, I'm sick of it...
noticed the police (sober) It's the cops!
Oh God, the police!
It's the police!
Do you see the police there?
noticed the police (drunk) Damn, cops!
Pigs!
Fuck, pigs!
Best of Three Darts Want to play Best of Three?
How about "best of three"?
Shall we play a best-of-three game?
darts: showing off Look!
I'm brilliant in everything!
Get ready to suffer!
It's time to cry!
Watch me!
darts: tiredI'm tired of this...
I apologize in advance if I suddenly die of boredom...
Move!
I've had enough...
Could there be anything more boring?
darts: happy I love this game!
Admire!
Beautiful and talented!
I can win any game!
I'm just an expert on this game!
darts: lostDamn...
This game is so much like a trailer park...
Maybe now you will understand that I'm not a college drunk...
This is not my thing at all...
This white trash is too much for me...
darts: Niko missed Oh, I hope you screwed up!
Fail, fool!
Stupid...
darts: Niko failed his round Ha ha ha!
Yes, you are a loser...
Yes, you are a loser.
darts: Niko scored 140 points. You're too good at this.
140? Are you kidding!
You're too good and almost miss!
darts: Niko scores 180 Lucky… Boring
!
Stop that!
darts: Niko lost Loser!
What did you expect?
It's not my game, but I'm still beating you...
darts: Niko missed the target Ha ha, idiot!
Are you stoned?
Try to hit the target, idiot!
darts: Niko plays badly. You are a complete layman in this!
Jonah!
You don't even know how to play darts!
Is this the best you can do?
You are just pathetic!
darts: Niko plays wellYou play well!
Excellent, well done. Really cool!
You're really good at darts. Why don't you succeed in life?
I think it's good!
And that should impress me?
darts: Niko won Oh well!
Wow, you won!
Well done, you beat the girl in darts ...
hitting (sober) Goat!
You're crazy, motherfucker!
Fuck!
You went!
hitting (drunk) Man!
You went!
Maniac!
drunken chatter I'm fucking incredible! Didn't I tell you?
My God, you're lucky you know me.
Oh, my head is spinning so fast...
I'll tell you what, drinking makes me really attractive.
I don't think I need any more surgery, what do you think, moron?
fight you go!
You hit me, asshole!
I'm a lady, your mother!
You're dead…
fight with a rivalBitch!
Go to hell, motherfucker!
Dirty whore!
Do you want to fight, whore?
You're out of your mind, you cheap tramp!
fight with NikoNiko, I am a woman!
You are crazy!
I'm a beauty, not a boxer!
What's wrong with you, wife-beating goat?
accident (sober) Damn!
Psycho!
M**k!
accident (drunk) Fuck!
Yes, I'm drunk as hell and you crash...
dejected At least I'm not a loser.
Ha-f**k-ha, loser...
wicked Fuck you!
Try to back off...
hello Hello!
Good afternoon.
failureNo.
Never!
consentYes.
Oh sure. Why not?
invites to the car (sober) Get in the car.
Come on, sit down.
Hey, sit down.
invites to the car (drunk) Get in!
Get in the car!
panic (sober) We gotta get out of here.
We'd better get out of here.
Let's just go, right now.
Can we get the hell out of here?
panic (drunk) Get out of here!
We better get out of here!
Niko hits (drunk) What are you doing?
Why are you hitting me? Cool!
You need to go to rehab, asshole!
Niko hits (sober) Niko!
Nico, stop hitting me!
Nico, what the hell is wrong with you?
she is kicked out of the car (sober) Get off me!
What are you doing?
Stop touching me!
she is kicked out of the car (drunk) Leave me alone!
auto theft (sober) I need it.
No, you won't fucking do it.
auto theft (drunk) Fuck you, that's my car!
stealing (sober) Give it to me.
Go f**k.
stealing (drunk) You give it back to me!
radio (sober) Let's just listen to some radio.
Oh, I've already said it all... Let's just listen to some music.
Let's listen to the radio. I have nothing to tell you.
radio (drunk) Shall we listen to some music? I'm too drunk to talk!
the cops are behind (sober) Well done.
Not bad.
And you know how to drive ...
the cops are behind (drunk) Well done!
You are amazing Nico!
Thank God for that!
They left? Thank you!
search for transport We need a car.
I don't walk.
Get us a car now.
billiards: breakMy move.
Isn't it my turn now?
Can I hit this time?
billiards: betAre we betting?
Are we playing for money?
Would you like to take a little risk?
How much money is wagered?
billiards: play again Do you want to repeat?
Will we play again?
Can we play some more?
billiards: break (Niko) You beat.
Your turn.
You better hit.
billiards: violationFoul!
This is a scam.
Jonah.
Stop cheating, loser!
You fouled, loser.
billiards: Niko has the last ball I hope you miss.
You'd better miss...
If you hit him, you're an asshole.
billiards: victoryIt seems I won!
I told you I'd win!
I am a winner!
I won!
Who won, Nico? I.
Billiards: Niko missed No luck.
I told you that you're a loser.
Oops!
It's probably annoying.
I think you missed.
billiards: Niko scored Lucky.
Jonah.
Well done.
Congratulations, you hit the ball! But you're still a loser.
Well done.
billiards: Niko scored a few Stop it!
Well, it's fun.
Maybe I should go meet some other guys...
billiards: Niko scored after the break Boring...
It's not fair!
billiards: Niko slows downMove!
Forgive me in advance if I die here of old age.
What are we waiting for?
This is what I spend my life on.
You're wasting my time.
billiards: Niko wonExcellent, well done!
A real gentleman...
Well, I let you win...
In my country, women are given the opportunity to win.
Oh, well, you are a goat ... Well done!
hint after date You got me in the right mood...
Do whatever you can with me Nico...
I love being naughty!
bad radio (sober) Oh, I hate this wave.
What exactly are we listening to?
Oh my God, you're just off the ship! Nobody listens to this.
Please don't make me listen to this shit! For heaven's sake.
bad radio (drunk) This sucks!
Why are we listening to this shit?
You like real shit, don't you?
good radio (sober) Oh, I love this wave.
A good choice! I mean radio.
Oh great! The radio station... It doesn't matter, I love it.
This station is fantastic, baby.
good radio (drunk) I love this wave!
Great radio dude!
Yes, great!
refusing a kiss (sober) No thanks.
I don't think so, mate.
What are you thinking about? Never!
refusing a kiss (drunk) I'm too drunk for that.
I don't think so, I'm not that drunk!
Not now, when I'm drunk, I'm going to vomit!
swears (sober) Damn!
Ha-f**k-ha…
swears (drunk) Bastard.
Niko shoots (drunk) Lord, don't shoot me!
What, did you shoot me?
Don't be a goat!
Niko shoots (sober) Niko!
Crap!
Goat!
strip club: waitingGreat!
I can't wait to post this on my blog.
I told you I was free...
strip club: Niko waited You pervert! I like it...
Isn't I enough for you? Oh, great...
Oh, you naughty strippers! Genius rubbish.
strip club: Niko retires Have fun, pervert.
See you soon.
See you soon.
Don't get into trouble.
Pervert! Enjoy.
strip club: having fun Oh you dirty trashy bitches!
This month I am bi.
Oh, I love to fool around!
You are dirty whores, you love it.
Oh, I love your implants!
strip club: agree to leaveYes. Oh, I still feel insecure about my implants...
Of course I'm so bored!
I received enough impressions that will last me a lifetime.
strip club: not willing to leave Oh, not yet!
I enjoy.
Oh, not now. I'm having fun.
surprised (sober) Lord!
Heck!
surprised (drunk) What's going on?
Niko takes aim What's wrong with you?
Please just calm down!
Cool down, Niko, please!
thanks (sober) Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
thanks (drunk) Thank you, great!
turns off the radio (sober) Sorry, wait a second...
Oh, I can't hear my thoughts!
Can we turn this shit off?
I'll kill the music, there's too much of it.
Turn that fucking noise off for a second!
Can we have a moment of silence?
turns off the radio (drunk) Turn that shit off!
turns on the radio (sober) Anyway, let's listen to the radio.
Can we turn on some music?
Can I listen to some music?
May I turn on the radio?
Not important. Well, I wonder what they say on the radio...
Can we just listen to the radio? I'm bored.
turns on the radio (drunk) Let's turn on the radio!
vehicle attack (sober) Look at that jerk!
What the fuck are they doing?
vehicle attack (drunk) Damn!
What are you doing in the car?
asks to wait (sober) Hey, wait for me!
Ha-f**k-ha… Wait for me!
Hey wait!
asks to wait (drunk) Wait for me!
Hey idiot, I'm drunk, wait!
Stop, dummy!
walk to the carI'm drunk! Give me your hand.
Damn, I'm really drunk... Can you help me?
Why is the world reeling?
Can you help me get to the car? I got a little drunk...
Niko the driver (sober) You're driving. I do not have rights.
I grew up here where nobody learns to drive.
I can't drive, so you'd better...
Niko the driver (drunk) You're driving!
I won't drive!

Phil Bell
if you shoot I caught a bullet!
Damn, I got shot!
if pushedI'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Guilty.
A thousand apologies.
car accidentEasy!
This will make it easier for the feds to spy on us...
Come on, God!
Take it easy here!
Are you trying to get attention?
driving fast Do you want to be stopped?
Feds love speed...
Now we're sure the feds are watching us.
You won't get away from the helicopter if they send it to get us...
the car overturned Stupid asshole!
Why did you do that?
Fucking driving!
knocked down a pedestrian I hope no one saw this ...
Poor fellow.
I don't like to see people get knocked down if they didn't do anything.
The feds watching us will add this to my track record…
Fucking civilian casualties!
car fliesShowy idiot!
You won't impress anyone!
car on fire I don't want to burn alive!
There are better ways to die than burn out!
Damn, I hate flames!
police chase I don't want to go to jail.
Jimmy will think I was driving if they grab me.
Damn, that's just what I need...
Hell, it's not even the feds!
We're damn good prey for these local cops.
You have to stay away from them, Nico.
slow rideCute and inconspicuous, I like it.
Good speed to go with the flow, Niko.
Good; move at that speed and the helicopter will think it's a civilian vehicle.
The feds will be looking for a fast car. Good job! That's why you need to drive slowly.
spotted the police, it's the fucking cops!
Are they prosecuting me for fraud?
Save us, your mother!
God damn cops!
request for coverGive me cover!
Cover me!
Come on, I need cover!
Covering fire!
Hold them for me!
Hold them back!
bike accidentDamn!
God!
accident Watch where you're going!
Calm down man!
I am not comfortable…
pulls out a weapon Let's go...
This is what it's come to...
We've got to get this over with...
It's getting harder each time...
I'm sorry... crouch downDown down
!
On the floor!
Watch out!
Down! Down!
soon the explosion will not be easy...
I think everything will explode now.
Hell, it's going to explode in a minute.
fight Come on, freak!
You won't drop me.
I've dealt with a thousand brats like you, you piece of shit!
I will beat you so that even your own mother will not recognize you!
Let's fucking do it right now.
dejectedYeah…
That's right…
Of course.
evil Come on!
Nip-bite!
You went!
hello Good afternoon.
Firework!
Greetings.
rejection No thanks.
Thanks but no.
Sorry, no.
consentYes, please.
That's very kind of you.
I will be very grateful.
calls to the car Get in.
Are you waiting for the feds to show up? Jump in the car!
What are you doing? Come on!
retreatForward, forward, forward!
Let's go!
We need to hurry up...
Get the throttle!
Niko hits You've got damn strong nerves, Niko.
Nico, you're getting so cute...
Damn, don't do that again.
kicked out of the carI have connections! It is a bad idea.
Think of the consequences!
auto theft I'm not going to lose face, give me the fucking car!
She never suited you.
I can't let you take it.
I have to get what is mine.
radio Hey, how about just listening to the radio?
Maybe on this trip we should just listen to the radio.
Do you mind if we just listen to it? I need to think about something.
wanted It's getting harder each time...
I don't think I can take it anymore.
God, sometimes I just want to go to jail and forget about everything.
in a hurryGet in!
Come on, get in!
Move, hurry up, move your fucking ass!
Move forward!
transport searchFind us a clean car.
Find us a car without wiretapping.
We need a car.
good songAah, that's the track...
I don't mind this song.
If they put on anything that I can listen to, this is it.
good radio. Quit it, I can't stand all that stuff.
We have to listen to this, there is no other choice.
This one or none, sorry.
shooting at the copsFucking pigs!
Shove your law up your ass while you're defending it!
I'm not a rat!
You won't take me alive!
shoots at enemies Get it, bastards!
Fuck you all to hell with your mothers!
You better retreat in a good way!
Get up no more!
Eat my lead, you bastards!
Or you lie down, or I!
Scoundrels!
Stupid bastards have a mouth full of worries!
if you get shot Oh you piece of shit, you rat bastard!
I've never met anyone like you, you fucking jerk!
Two-faced fucking bastard!
surprised Mother of God!
Disgrace!
for cover Get for cover!
Hide behind something!
To the shelter!
You need cover!
aimingSorry...
Now it's your turn...
Now you're going to lie down...
I can see you...
if you aim at himOw, what are you doing?
Don't point that thing at me.
You put me in an awkward position.
What is that, a stick?
Really impressive, asshole, put the barrel down.
thanks Thank you.
Thank you.
You are a good person.
turns off the radio This stuff hurts my ears.
I'm going crazy with all this.
turn on the radio Let's turn on the radio, let the feds listen to their chatter.
I want to block out all the bugs in the car.
transport attack Fuck me!
Oh damn!
asks to waitHey, hold your horses!
Do you want to throw me off my tail?
Take it easy, tiger.
Niko driver Get behind the wheel and I'll look after the helicopters.
You will lead, otherwise I'm nervous.
Grab the wheel, I won't drive.

Bernie Crane
bike accident Damn you!
Crap!
Not!
car accidentDamn!
Ouch!
What the hell!
Niko!
I don't want to die!
fast drivingNico, slow down!
Nico, this is terrible!
Niko, stop!
car overturned We're upside down, Niko!
What now, huh?
What do we do now?
hit a pedestrianDamn!
You hit him, maniac!
Niko, I think you killed him!
Calm down, damn it, Niko Bellic!
You killed him, you crazy maniac!
the car is flying
I do not like it!
This is the best jump I've had all week!
car on fire I wanted to tan, not burn!
My eyebrows!
Oh my God!
police chaseI'm not dressed like this for prison!
Niko, please, Bryce will die if I get arrested!
Don't let them catch us!
I don't want to die in prison, let's get out of here!
I don't like this, Nico!
slow ride Pleasant ride.
Thank God you're on your way now.
That's my speed: slow.
noticed the policeDamn, the police!
The police are there!
Damn the police!
Police!
hiding
He wanted to kill me!
Hey donkey!
Donkey!
accidentHelp!
I'm in pain!
It's horrible!
dejected Well, I don't think it's that good...
I think you're a vile person.
evil you go!
Don't sit on a stick!
hello
Hi!
failureNo.
No thanks.
consent Oh yes.
Yes please.
calls to the carJump!
Come on, honey, sit down!
Jump in the car!
get out of here!
Nico, let's get out of here!
We need to get out of here!
I do not like it. Let's split up and hurry!
kicked out of the car Get off me!
Oh you creature!
I don't even think you're attractive!
car theftWon!
No, you can't leave, mate!
theftGive it back, buddy!
I do not think so!
radio Can we just listen to some music?
Do you mind if we listen to some music?
I really just want to listen to music.
got away from the cops, well done!
You are always the best Nico!
Just like at home! You could always stand up for yourself...
finding transportation. We need a car or something.
We will need a car.
We need a car.
good song i like this track!
This is my favorite track of all time!
good radio. Can we leave this station?
I just love this station! She really turns me on!
surprised oh my god!
Take a look at this!
Wow!
the enemy is aiming at him Don't shoot!
Come on, please!
I don't want to die!
the player aims at himNiko, please!
Niko, what are you doing?
Nico, don't be crazy!
thanksThanks.
Thanks a lot.
turns off the radio Turn that noise off for a minute!
Can we have some quiet time?
turns on the radio. Anyway, let's listen to the radio.
Now I will turn on the music for you.
transport attackWatch this!
These people are animals!
asks you to waitNico, please wait!
Wait!
Niko, wait Bernie!
Niko driverNiko, can you drive?
You better get behind the wheel.
Are you driving, dude?

Bobby Jefferson
if pushed Excuse me.
Sorry.
Sorry.
fast drivingThis is not a regulated speed.
You are driving at reckless speed.
car overturnedI'm disoriented!
Something is wrong! Where I am?
hit a pedestrianPlease be careful!
I don't appreciate people dying.
It was a real person!
Do not think that my presence will somehow alleviate your plight, sir.
car flies Don't be reckless!
You are taking an unnecessary risk!
the car is on fire. We have such a situation here ... I see a flame!
Is there a fire extinguisher nearby?
police chase These police officers would understand if they recognized me.
This is ridiculous. I've never been in trouble with the law in my life.
driving slowly I'm impressed with your speed enforcement.
I'm glad you obey the speed limit in the city.
spotted by the police The best in Liberty City.
These people serve this city well.
Hiding God merciful!
Crap!
kicked out of the car
Well, okay then…
angrySorry!
Please… stop!
greeting Hello.
Greetings!
rejection No thanks.
No.
consentYes, please.
I would appreciate.
calling to the car Could you please get in the car?
This vehicle requires a driver.
We need to get out of this situation as soon as possible.
We'd better get out of here quickly.
if you hit you forget, sir!
What exactly are you trying to prove?
Please control your limbs.
left the cops The situation was avoided.
It was an unusual experience for me.
search for transport We must secure transport.
Can we please find a vehicle?
if you shoot, you are the same as everyone else…
The President will come for you…
This country does not approve of such actions…
if you aim at him, what are you doing?
This is not what you would like to do.
thanksThanks.
Very kind.
transport attackWhat's going on?
They have crossed all the boundaries of what is permitted.
asks to waitPlease slow down.
Slow down the pace, please.
Don't leave me!
Niko driver Could you please get behind the wheel and drive the car?
I would be very grateful if you would drive this vehicle.

Brian Mich (normal)
if pushed Sorry.
Sorry.
fast rideHey please, I want to live!
The car overturned. We are upside down.
hit a pedestrian, you're crazy!
You need help...
I can't believe you did this.
car on fire Help, help!
police chase Please, I'm already on bail.
I don't want to go back to prison. I'm already trying my best to be clean.
slow driving Cool. No rush.
Now I prefer a calm atmosphere.
noticed the police Cops… Damn!
Damn, looks like the police are looking for us.
accidentDamn you...
This is crazy!
Moron!
kicked out of the car Facts are not feelings, friend.
hello
rejection No thanks.
consent With God's help, yes.
calls to the car Come on, get in.
Could you get in the car, please?
retreat We have to get the hell out of here.
Now can we go?
if hit Any problems?
You need help dude.
radio I'm a little scared. Can we just listen to music?
got away from the copsThank you! Thank you, Lord…
Thank you.
search for transportI need a car.
We need a car.
if you shoot you insane!
Please don't do this to me!
Surprised This is crazy!
the player aims at him Please, I'm a good guy.
I want to live. I chose life. Please…
thanks. Thank you.
turns off the radio Let's talk for a minute?
turns on the radio OK. Now we can listen to the music...
traffic attack Leave us alone, please.
asks to wait Wait!
Wait please.
Niko driverMy license is still temporarily revoked. Can you drive?
You better get behind the wheel. I can not do it anymore.
Brian Meech (high)
if pushed Excuse me.
Watch where you're going, damn it!
driving fast Faster, man, faster! I'm really stoned.
the car rolled over It looks like we rolled over onto the roof, you idiot…
hit a pedestrian Damn! What a ride!
Dude, I hope you're high too.
You are the maniac.
car fliesDamn, you maniac!
car is on fire We are on fire!
police chase Get us out of here. I'm nervous.
I can't get caught by them. I have something to lose.
slow drivingEither I'm going crazy or you're driving very slowly.
Hey, Tommy, this is a real bummer.
noticed the policeDamn, the police! I'm nervous.
Cops! Stay calm. I don't want to eat this crap.
accidentYou are a maniac!
Moron!
Yop your motherfucking buddy...
getting kicked out of the car Does it look like I don't give a shit?
hello
rejection No thanks.
consentYes, please.
calling to the car Get in, dude.
Hey dude, get in the car.
get us out of here!
Let's get out of here fast!
if you hit Get off me, you bastard.
I don't like abuse.
Radio Can we just listen to some music? I'm completely in the middle of nowhere and can't speak.
left the cops. They left. Thank God! I almost shit myself...
They left. I almost broke my heart ...
search for transport We need a car or something like that.
We need a car, amigo.
evil Bullshit!
if you shoot me What the fuck are you doing?
Can you not do this please? A donkey!
Surprised This is crazy!
the player aims at him Please man, I'm just a junkie...
I didn't mean it like that! I'm a good guy, honestly! Just fucking…
thanksThanks.
turns off the radio. Turn that off for a minute.
Turns on the radio Dude, I'm stoned! Let's listen to some music...
transport attackDamn! Our transport…
asks to wait. Hey, wait!
Wait, dude.
Niko driver I don't think I should drive.
I was deprived of my rights.

Brucie Kibbutz bike
accidentGod!
Moron!
A donkey!
I'm a winner, donkey!
You went!
bowling: showing off Look here.
Are you ready to see perfection itself?
It's all about the press, muscles and eyes, as in life.
Get ready to be amazed.
I could become a pro at this.
I'm pretty good at this.
Okay, now watch me.
Here's a life lesson for you bro.
bowling: bad luckDamn!
Something is wrong with this track.
How did it happen?
I think my ball cracked or something.
I swear I felt a small earthquake there.
Is this track broken?
bowling: teasing NB don't be a bitch, haha!
You play like a girl, bitch.
You don't have genetic superiority.
I'll take all the gold. And you can take silver, NB.
You're kind of genetically average, bro.
Are you really a winner, NB?
bowling: praisesPerfect! This is my bro.
Stop it, bro.
300? Incredible!
bowling: wonAnd the silver medal goes to... some nonentity.
You took second place, bro. Does it even count?
What did you expect?
I have gold, you have silver? This is nature, my friend. Nature!
Genetics has always won, baby.
bowling: lost Lucky.
You're lucky, bitch.
Well played well...
I let you win, bro.
My ball was broken, man. But you did well.
bowling: sparHey, that's better than a poke in the eye!
Not bad, but not very good for me.
Spare? Damn!
Well, it's a spare, but I prefer the strike. Yes!
Spare, ah...
bowling: strikestrike!
Check it out, baby.
Winner! Hello!
Appreciate the alpha male.
Assess genetic superiority.
Bowling: Niko has three strikesCute!
NB is the winner!
He has a genetic superiority, just like me.
Well done my friend, well done.
Lucky, but ... well done.
if pushed, watch where you're going.
Be careful, bitch.
Follow the tan.
car accident Nikki, be careful!
Crap!
Nikki, for God's sake, damn it!
Fuck it all, damn it!
You moron!
Wheelbarrow, bitch!
God!
driving fastLovely, Nikki!
Faster, Nikki!
Come on, NB, hurry up!
We're winners, man, and we're going fast. Yes!
We're on the express train to the top, man. Express!
Man, adrenaline, testosterone, it's all the same, bro!
The car overturned. We are upside down.
Not cool, NB.
You're an idiot, NB.
Nikki, you're dumb, man.
Nikki, we flipped, damn it. We look like morons!
if you hit a pedestrian Damn you hit him bro!
He asked for it, bro!
Survival of the fittest, man!
It's natural selection in real time, baby!
Cool dude, you just killed that idiot!
You're cold as ice, bro!
Dude, come on, that's not cool!
I don't think they will survive!
the car is flying
I do not like it!
Oh you European asshole!
Dude, this scares the hell out of me!
car is on fire!
She's about to explode!
The car is about to explode!
We will die!
I don't want to burn alive!
police chase I don't want to go to jail, NB.
Save me from prison, man.
I can't get caught, man! I'm on probation...
I don't want to go back to prison.
They fuck guys like me in prison.
Faster NB, faster!
Get us the hell out of here!
They won't take me alive, man.
Don't let them catch me, NB.
I don't want to be somebody's prison bitch.
slow ride Come on bro, stop crawling.
Bro, Brucie doesn't drive that slow.
What's with the girly driving bro?
Bro, you drive like a bitch.
NB, this is some serious female driving, bro.
Do you have a vagina, NB? Stop driving like that, bro.
spotted the policeCops! Always picking winners, man.
Look, police.
Be careful, bro. Garbage!
Pigs, NB, they're everywhere.
There are a lot of pigs around us.
Watch out dude. There are cops.
accidentDamn!
Morons!
sad At least I have abs, bitch.
At least I have real fucking muscles, donkey.
evil Come on!
Lose some fat, donkey!
greetingYo!
What's up, bro?
failureNo.
Never.
consent Yes, of course.
Hell yes.
calls to the car Get in.
Hey, jump in.
Get in the car.
Come on, sit down.
Let's go, sit down.
panicNB, get the hell out of here!
We'd better split up, bro!
I'm not a coward, but that's not cool. Let's get away!
Let's get out of here!
I just don't feel the culture, amigo. Let's split up!
car shotIntense! You're extreme, dude, fucking extreme.
Shot at this bullshit? You're a fucking animal, man.
Bellick, baby, you're a cat that other cats shouldn't mess with.
Niko beats NB, don't piss me off.
NB, what the hell?
What are you doing, Nikki?
Don't push me, dude.
You don't want to piss me off, bro?
Hey listen, stop those love touches, bitch.
Stop fooling around, NB.
Not cool, dude.
in a hurry Come on, dude! Winners don't waste time.
Nico, hurry the fuck up, man.
Hurry up, baby, Brucie won't be waiting for anyone.
Damn, man, bitches won't wait for no one. Let's go!
Move, baby, move. We have something to do!
Come on, baby, let's hurry up. Hurry!
You've got no stamina, dude. Hurry! Move!
Get moving, dude. You should do some cardio.
being pulled out of the car Get your hands off my muscles, bitch!
What the hell?
What are you doing?
What the hell?
car theftGive me back the car.
Who the hell do you take me for?
hijacking is a dog, not a bitch, mate.
Give it back to me!
Radio Why don't we just relax with some music?
Listen, just listen to the music, bro.
Why don't we just listen to some music, dude?
I need to think, so let's listen to some music.
I already said it, dude. Let's just listen to some music.
Look, let's just turn on some music, man.
the cops back offMilo.
I knew that we would be fine.
No problem. Everything is good here.
We're doing just as I predicted.
search for transport Find us a car, dude.
We need transportation, man.
We won't go on foot. Can you get us transport?
We need a car, any.
Niko steals a vehicle. I'd watch you try to take one of my cars, NB. Not a fucking chance, baby.
You make this bullshit so easy, baby. You are a fucking animal.
You're a fucking alpha male, man. You take what you need and I love it.
Yes, damn it, NB! Take that shit just like we in the clubs take the bitches we want.
Damn Nico, your driving skills and my body and people will be terrified of us.
good radio I like this shnyaga.
This is my music, man.
I love this track.
I love this song bro.
It's the same fucking composition, man.
switches the radio Let's listen to some hip-hop, man?
Where's that hip-hop show I like?
I want to listen to hip-hop, man.
I need rhythms, bro. Male rhythms and beats, and roaring rhythms and rhymes.
if you shoot what the hell?
Tie it up, damn it!
What the fuck are you doing?
Don't be a rooster!
Please dude!
Do not joke so!
strip club: arrival (expected) Awesome! I love pussies and pussies love me baby
Now don't be jealous.
I hope we get to see some cat fights because of me, baby.
Women tend to go crazy for me, bro.
strip club: arrival (unexpected) I will never give up on pussy, but I did not expect this, bro.
At least now I know you're not gay.
Do you want pussy? Why didn't you say right away?
Strip club? Now?
strip club: Niko retires Have fun there.
Have fun bro. I'm afraid you'll have to pick up scraps from my table.
Now don't be jealous, bro.
Pay no attention to me.
strip club: having fun Damn, this is serious fun, bro.
I love my country.
Who said I don't appreciate women?
That's what feminism is all about, bro.
Don't you love this country, NB?
Damn, her implants are almost bigger than my dice, bro.
strip club: agree to leaveOf course.
Of course, I've already made a mess.
Okay, let's go, bro.
Yes, I've had enough too.
Uh huh, okay.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to see a catfight tonight.
strip club: do not agree to leave No, I think I'm about to score, bro.
No, I think I'm in love. Seriously!
Never!
Do you like guys, bro? Damn!
But it's like heaven here, bro!
Niko takes aim What's wrong, NB?
NB, stop fooling around, dude.
NB, don't be an asshole.
Please, NB, please...
What are you doing?
thanksYes, damn it, thanks.
Thank you!
turns off the radio. Excuse me for a minute.
Can I turn this shit off?
I can't even hear my own thoughts.
turns on the radio. This shnyaga ... And now let's hang out!
Let's have a party here!
So, now can we listen to some music?
transport attackWhat are they doing?
Don't they know who I am?
I can't believe they are human! They are all animals!
video games: bored NB, I get bored.
Dude, this is not mine. Maybe we can do something else?
Bro, I'm already bored.
How old are you, 12? Can't we do something else?
You're addicted, dude. Let's take a break!
video games: happyDamn, I like it!
Love! I wish the game was more intense!
Fun. All this game needs is bitches!
This game is incredible!
This game is crazy. Crazy, dude!
Wow, I love this crap!
video games: Niko won Damn you lucky bastard.
This must be a bug. How did it happen?
You're seriously lucky, NB, seriously.
Best result! You are probably mocking me.
I can't believe you just did this.
video games: Niko lost No luck, bro.
What a surprise...
You still have a lot to learn, amigo.
Damn, unlucky NB.
I think it's time for the silver medal ceremony. Haha!
video games: Niko plays badly No luck...
What did you expect?
That's to be expected, bro.
You need to be more careful, son.
Bad luck bro. You pawned your limited life, bro.
video games: Niko plays wellLucky!
Lucky you!
How the hell are you so lucky?
It is an accident!
I think there must be a bug!
You didn't mean it!
video games: the beginningYes, let's do it.
I am all for competition.
Yes, baby, let's see who the alpha male really is today.
I wonder who today is a dog and who is a bitch?
Get ready to learn, my fucking European buddy.
video games: unhappyThis is crazy...
Who even came up with this shitty game?
This game was made by assholes, man.
This game is for jerks, bro.
This game is shit, bro.
Let's be realistic for a minute. This game is crap.
asks to waitNB!
Wait NB!
Nikki, wait!
Wait dude!
Won't you wait a minute?
Niko driverNB, you drive, and I will philosophize.
Do you want to drive, bro?
Bro, go ahead.
Bro, I need to reflect on life. You will lead.
You're driving, NB.

taxi driver
pedestrian blocking the road Get out of the way, you idiot.
I almost ran you over, nerd.
I'll run over you, my friend, don't test me.
Come on, get the hell out of my way.
Are you standing on the road so everyone can see what a freak you are?
traffic blocked the roadMove, dumb-headed.
It's just my goddamn luck...
Get out of my way, I need to pick up paying customers.
Come on now, damn it.
Move, move, move, move!
It's not funny, damn.
accidentRoman will have to pay for it.
At least this car doesn't belong to me.
Don't tell Roman about this, my friend.
Hell, am I the only person in this city who can drive?
Your mother's leg.
I can blame that driver for everything.
Damn, I hope Roman doesn't penalize me for this.
It's your fault, freeloader.
sees a weapon and runs If I had a gun too...
You've got in touch with the wrong one, friend.
I'll come for you at night, fool.
Roman is ten times better than you.
Niko hits Are you trying to make me as ugly as you are?
What do I get in return for gratitude?
Compared to you, Roman looks like a really nice guy.
Roman is really unlucky to have you as his cousin.
You are a complete asshole, you know that?
Niko pulls him out of the car. Are you stealing your cousin's car?
This is Roman's car.
You really are a freebie lover, piece of shit.
You are crazy?
I'm calling Roman.
hijacking You don't want to joke with me.
Now you're in big trouble.
Ungrateful piece of shit.
radio Do you mind if I listen to the radio instead of your stupid voice?
Dude, some DJs really annoy me... Not as much as you, though.
I'm so happy that I have a radio to drown out your shitty voice.
No talking, I want to listen to the radio.
I turn on the radio, so that means: shut up, donkey.
I don't want to hear anything! Only if you suddenly turn into a hot chick and tell me that you want to get to know me better ...
Oh, shut up and listen to the music, my friend.
transport attack What the hell?
Shit Lord.

Carmen Ortiz
invites to visit (sober) Let's go upstairs?
Can you get up?
Do you want to come in?
Would you like to come in for a cup of coffee?
invites guests (drunk) Come in, let's drink something ...
Come in, I want to be with you!
Come on in, I'm too drunk to care about anything...
bike accident (sober) Oh man...
Damn!
We're screwed!
bike accident (drunk) Damn!
Dude, that's not the coolest idea! This is wrong...
bowling: showing off I'm pretty good at it.
I've got the skills, baby.
Beautiful, talented and unique.
Carmen is a winner, Nico.
I don't play the fool. Look!
bowling: failure Don't care.
Damn!
Baby, it's not fair!
What happened there?
Bowling is not for Carmen.
bowling: teasing You're crazy, Niko.
You don't have a single chance!
You can't beat Carmen.
Don't you dare hurt Carmen.
You better let me win baby
bowling: praisesExcellent, well done! Only celebrities achieve more.
I think you did well ...
bowling: wonI won!
Admire!
Who did win? I!
bowling: lost Don't care...
You won. Great.
Congratulations baby. You're a winner!
bowling: sparNot bad! I have to become a pro.
Isn't that spare?
Incredible, baby.
Carmen is incredible!
Spare? I'm incredible at this.
Bowling StrikeWatch Carmen play!
I knew that I would be good at it.
Strike!
bowling: Niko has three strikesLucky.
Well done, you're a great bowler.
Nico, stop it.
So what, that three strikes ...
if you push (sober) Sorry!
Move, idiot!
Watch where you're going.
if you push (drunk) Fuck you!
Don't push me!
You pushed me, asshole.
car accident (sober) Oh!
Crap!
We've been hit!
Damn!
Asshole!
car accident (drunk) Damn my back...
What happened?
What are you doing?
Did we have an accident?
Someone killed?
driving fast (sober) You're nuts! I love it.
You drive like you don't give a shit.
You are crazy and unique, just like me!
fast driving (drunk) Cool! You are crazy!
This is crazy, psycho. I like it!
car overturned (sober) Cretin!
My teeth, donkey!
You ruined my boobs!
car overturned (drunk) Damn it!
Are we flipped, baby?
hit a pedestrian (sober) You hit someone.
You are a crazy freak.
Freak, you're crazy!
What are you doing?
Psycho, calm down!
hit a pedestrian (drunk) Did you hit someone?
What happened?
car flies (sober) Damn!
Oh baby, you're crazy!
the car flies (drunk) What are you doing, maniac?
Oh, thank God I'm drunk.
car is on fire (sober) Damn my nails!
It's not cool.
We're on fire, psychopath!
the car is on fire (drunk) We are on fire!
Damn, we're about to die!
police chase (sober) Come on...
Baby, get us out of here.
Get us out of here!
Enough trouble for me.
Don't stop, baby.
police chase (drunk) Faster!
Get us out of here baby!
slow driving (sober) Faster!
Wouldn't you like to go faster, baby?
Could you drive slower?
driving slowly (drunk) Faster, you drive like a bitch, Nico!
Hurry, I feel bad...
noticed the police (sober) It's the cops.
Baby, police.
Rubbish, baby.
Do you see the police there?
noticed the police (drunk) Damn, cops!
It's garbage.
Fuck the cops, baby!
Best of Three Darts Want to play Best of Three?
"Best of three" baby?
Let's play a game of "best of three"?
darts: showing off Look!
I am brilliant at this.
Get ready to find out how a lady does it.
Watch me.
Watch, calm down and get out.
darts: tired, somehow boring.
I'm really bored baby.
Faster.
I'm over it.
Could it be even more boring?
darts: happy I like it!
Look at me!
Carmen is amazing!
I can win any game!
I am incredible and unique!
darts: lostDamn.
This game is for idiots.
It's not for celebrities, baby.
This is not my stage at all, baby.
It's too vulgar for Carmen.
darts: Niko missed I hope you screw up.
Miss.
Come on, baby, miss it.
darts: Niko failed his roundHaha.
Oh, poor kid.
You screwed up, kid.
darts: Niko scored 140 points. You're too good at this.
140? Almost perfect.
140? You are too good at this. You don't miss.
darts: Niko scored 180 points What a lucky one...
How boring...
Stop it baby.
darts: Niko lost. You lost, kid.
And what did you expect?
Carmen is unique.
darts: Niko missed the targetIdiot!
You take drugs?
Try to hit the target, baby.
darts: Niko is not playing well. You are not good at it.
You blew.
You don't even know how to play darts.
Is this the best you can do, baby?
You're not that good at darts.
darts: Niko plays well Good throw.
Great. Well done. Very funny.
You are good at darts.
Well done, baby.
And that should impress me?
darts: Niko won. You won, kid. I think it's good.
You will only beat the girl.
Cool, you beat a girl at darts.
hitting (sober) Scum!
Crazy idiot!
Go you idiot!
Go you!
hitting (drunk) Crazy!
You went!
Stupid maniac!
drunken chatterI'm unbelievable. Did I tell you this?
You're lucky you know me.
I feel bad.
I'll tell you what, drinking really turns me on.
I have a triple in my eyes, baby.
fight Come on!
Hit me, donkey!
I'm a lady, but I'm also a crazy bitch!
You hooked up with the wrong bitch!
a fight with a rival You are a cheap, corrupt bitch!
You're a freakin' bum!
You fat ugly bitch!
You're just ugly, bitch!
You're an ugly and fat bitch!
fight with NikoNiko, you moron!
You crazy bastard!
You are a fucking freak!
You are an ass that beats women!
accident (sober) Damn!
Damn!
Oh man…
accident (drunk) Damn!
I'm drunk and you crash the car?
dejected At least I'm not a gopota.
Don't care, gopota ...
evil Fuck you, brat!
You're a stupid panky-ass bitch!
hello
Good afternoon.
failureNo.
Never.
consentYes.
Yeah why not?
invites to the car (sober) Get in the car.
Come on, sit down.
Hey, sit down.
invites to the car (drunk) Get in!
Get in the car, baby!
panic (sober) Let's get out of here.
We'd better get out of here.
We'd better get out.
Can we get out of here baby?
panic (drunk) Get out of here!
We'd better get out of here!
Niko fires from the vehicleDamn, are you fucking crazy!
What are you up to, maniac?
Help, my boyfriend is crazy!
Niko hits (sober) Niko!
Nico, stop hitting me!
Nico, for God's sake, you idiot!
Niko hits (drunk) What are you doing?
Are you hitting me, idiot?
Nico, stop acting like a gopnik!
Hurry God, Niko, hurry up.
Carmen doesn't like to wait for anyone. Come on!
Why are you so slow? Faster, idiot.
Faster, Niko.
Come on, Niko! Don't keep Carmen waiting.
she is kicked out of the car (sober) Get off me!
Get your dirty hands off me!
Go you!
she is kicked out of the car (drunk) Hey, fuck off!
car theft (sober) Give it back here.
Get the hell out of here.
car theft (drunk) Fuck you, it's Carmen's car!
theft (sober) This is mine.
No, you won't. Not with Carmen.
stealing (drunk) Give it back to me now!
radio (sober) Let's just listen to the radio.
I've spoken out. Let's listen to some music.
Let's listen to the radio; I have nothing to tell you.
radio (drunk) I'm too drunk to talk. Let's turn on the radio.
the cops are behind (sober) Cool, baby.
Thank you baby.
You know how to drive, don't you?
the cops are behind (drunk) Well done!
You are amazing Nico!
Thank you baby!
We are well? Thank you!
search for transport We need a car.
I don't walk.
Get us a car, baby. Right now!
Niko steals a vehicle. You're good at it, Niko.
Oh Nico, you're so sexy when you do this.
You can steal my car any day, Niko.
Why don't you steal a nice car for Carmen?
My cousin Ramon went to jail for this.
billiards: breakMy move.
Isn't it my turn, baby?
Can I hit this time?
billiards: betAre we betting?
Are we playing for money?
Would you like to make a little bet, baby?
How much money is wagered?
billiards: break (Niko) You beat.
Your move.
You better hit.
billiards: violationFoul!
This is a scam!
Stop cheating, baby!
Stop cheating, crazy!
You fouled, baby!
billiards: Niko has the last ball I hope you miss.
You better miss.
If you hit, you won't get anything.
billiards: victoryIt seems I won!
I told you I'd win!
I am a winner!
I won!
Who won baby? Carmen.
billiards: Niko missed No luck.
I told you you're crazy.
Are you looking at Carmen?
It's probably annoying.
I think you missed.
billiards: Niko scored Lucky.
Jonah.
Good game, kid.
Congratulations, but you still won't be able to see Carmen.
Well done.
billiards: Niko scored a few Enough!
Baby, stop it.
I could call other guys.
billiards: Niko scored after the break Boring, Niko…
It's not fun.
billiards: Niko slows down Faster.
Come on baby.
What are you waiting for?
Am I here for the rest of my life?
You're wasting my time, baby.
billiards: Niko wonExcellent, well done.
You are a true gentleman, baby.
I let you win.
You have to let women win.
You are rude. Great job.
billiards: play againDo you want to repeat?
Will we play again?
Can we play some more?
date continued Oh...
Um...
Carmen likes this...
You like this, don't you?
You can't keep Carmen, you can't...
Enjoy Carmen while you have her...
You're lucky, lucky one... How lucky are you?
I like it... I like it, daddy! (Spanish)
Daddy! Daddy! (Spanish)
Who are you, repeat again?
bad radio (sober) I hate this station.
What are we listening to?
My God, nobody listens to that.
Don't make me hear that, baby.
bad radio (drunk) It's terrible!
I hate this station!
Do you really want to listen to this?
good radio (sober) I love this station.
A good choice.
I love this station, really.
I love this station, baby.
good radio (drunk) I love this station!
I love this music!
refusal to kiss (sober) No, don't, baby.
Not now, baby.
I'm sorry... I'm not in the mood, baby.
refusal to kiss (drunk) I'm so drunk!
I'm not that drunk!
Not when I'm drunk, I'll be sick!
Niko shoots (sober) Niko!
What are you doing, idiot?
Abnormal!
Niko shoots (drunk) Don't shoot me!
Did you just shoot me?
Don't be crazy!
strip club: expected arrivalGreat.
I can't wait to post this on my blog.
I told you that I was free.
Strip Club: Surprise Pervert! I like it.
Am I not enough for you? Great...
Oh you naughty strippers, how come...
strip club: lets Nico go Have fun, kid.
See you later.
See you soon.
Don't get into trouble.
Enjoy, but my ass is better than these bitches.
strip club: having fun Dirty Bitches!
Oooh, I'll be famous!
I'm on my way baby!
Remember my name: Carmen!
I love your implants!
strip club: agree to leaveOf course. I'm bored baby.
I'm over it.
Yeah, let's do something more fun than that.
strip club: not willing to leave Not yet.
I'm having fun baby.
Not now, I'm having fun.
surprised (sober) Oh baby!
Damn!
surprised (drunk) What's going on?
Niko takes aim What's wrong with you?
Please! Not!
Calm down baby! Please!
turns off the radio (sober) Excuse me.
Let Carmen think.
Can we turn off this noise?
Excuse me for a minute.
Turn that noise off for a minute.
Can we have a moment of silence?
turns off the radio (drunk) Turn it off, baby!
turns on the radio (sober) Anyway, let's listen to the radio.
Can we turn on some music?
Let's listen to some music.
Can the radio be turned on?
No matter. I wonder what's on the radio?
Why don't we just listen to the radio? I'm bored.
turns on the radio (drunk) Let's turn on the radio, baby!
vehicle attack (drunk)Damn!
What are you doing with my car?
asks to wait (sober) Hey, wait for me.
Wait Carmen, baby.
Hey wait.
asks to wait (drunk) Wait for me!
Wait, Niko!
Wait, baby!
asks to walk to the car (drunk) I'm drunk! Give me your hand...
Can you help?
Can you support me baby?
Can you help me get to the car? I'm drunk...
Niko the driver (sober) You'll drive, otherwise I don't have a license.
I grew up here where nobody learns to drive.
I can't drive, so you better.
Nico driver (drunk) You're driving!
I can't drive!

Clarence Little
accidentDamn!
Hell no!
Damn!
pulls out a weapon. That's why I don't beg.
It didn't happen last time, did it?
Are you not so cheeky now?
fight with NikoNow you're not a big man!
Who's in charge here?
Now I don't mind!
You should have finished me back then!
Now it's your turn to beg!
I got you son!
pulled out of the car Go fuck yourself!
I'm not your bitch!
shoots Scoundrel!
You're dead!
I won't let you live!
I show no mercy!
I know how to kill idiots!
if shoot No way!
Damn!
Damn it, son!
I can not be stopped!
You better get rid of me forever!
Niko is aiming, huh?
So?
Come on!
What?
Do this!
aimingNow you're begging!
How are you now?
You won't leave.

Derrick McReary
if you get shot Fuck it!
I wanted to die for a noble cause.
So, that's it?
bike accident
Ahh!
Damn you!
car accidentDamn!
My head, your mother!
It’s not easy on the descent…
Lord!
The Virgin Mary!
fast drivingAnd you are serious.
We're moving the hell out!
We have a lot to strive for, don't we?
The car overturned, I passed out.
What's happening?
Lord Jesus!
if you hit a pedestrian Isn't today a good day?
Add one more to the death toll.
Sorry friend.
It will be unpleasant.
New day, new death.
the car fliesFor the Airborne Forces!
Tell me it was on purpose!
the car's on fire. We'll see a lot more of that where we're going.
I hope my clothes don't catch fire.
Damn, this looks pretty cute.
police chase Damn, they're pushy, little assholes.
They never learned anything, did they?
The police won't take me alive, that's for sure.
Get rid of them, Nico.
They haunt us like a bad smell.
slow driving Will we be driving all week?
Let's get out of here.
Is the lever in neutral?
noticed the police And here are the cops.
And here are the cops.
The police are here.
We have guests.
request for cover Cover me!
I need covering fire!
Write out some cover for me!
Give me protection!
It would be nice to cover me!
Look after me, okay?
pulls out a weaponThings are getting serious.
It's hot in here and everything.
There was a time when I tried to use such things for good.
Damn, I might have to use this.
If I need to defend myself…
please duck down!
On the floor!
Get down!
Don't stick out!
before the explosion Now it will explode!
I know what an explosion is, I've seen it before.
It will be interesting.
fightI've been here before.
For me this is not new.
Let's go.
Exactly what you want.
I'm ready for it.
fight with NikoVo what are you playing, Niko?
You are younger than me.
Damn, Nico, where did that come from?
I did some bad things, but I thought we were even.
At least tell me what's up.
accident I don't feel well.
How hard...
My God, Niko!
evil fuck off!
Shove yourself in the ass!
hello hey hey!
Hello.
rejection Don't…
I'm fine.
consent Well...
Cheers.
calls to the car Come on, we don't have time.
Let's go soon!
Gotta move!
waste Let's get out of here.
This is not the place for us.
Let's get out of this place.
Let's go! Let's get out of here!
kicked out of the carWhat are you playing?
Do not play with me!
What?
auto theft This is my car.
My car, mine!
you pissed me off!
Fucking payback!
radio I think we've said all there is to say.
How about we just sit and listen to the radio?
I think music can speed up our journey a bit.
walked away from the cops. It took about a year of my life.
This stress is getting too much for me.
God, what a relief…
urgesMove faster!
Forward!
Come on there!
No time for fear!
search for transportGet us some transport.
We need a car.
I won't walk, if that's what you're thinking.
good song ok.
Hey, it's not that bad.
I don't mind this.
good radioDoes that suit you?
It's all I can take.
How about this?
shoots at cops Fucking cops!
They are always annoying!
It's just a uniform, motherfucker!
Do you consider yourself a big person?
shoots at enemies Go to hell!
Stay away from me!
I didn't want it to come to this!
If that's what you need!
Come on!
Only one of us will make it out of here alive!
I can repent of these sins!
Virgin Mary, Mother of God!
surprised what?
Pinch me.
for cover Get for cover!
Find some cover!
Carefully!
Watch out!
if you aim at him Come on, you make me nervous.
I do not like it.
God, Nico! You know how to make a man sweat.
aimingI see you...
I'm sorry, friend...
That's all...
Goodbye...
Take your leave, the show is over...
thank you for your health.
Very grateful.
turns off the radio. Shut that thing up.
It's all just noise, isn't it?
Turns on the radio. What's up with that thing?
What are kids listening to these days?
the transport is under attack, as if in trouble again.
What's happening?
asks to wait.
Come on, I'm old and out of shape.
Lord, I don't have the knees of a young man.
Niko driver Get behind the wheel, Niko.
I'm not driving this thing.
I have no control over anything, whatever that means.

Dmitry Raskalov
italics=phrases/words in Russian
caught a bulletThat's how it is!
How cool!
Fuck!
if you pushStep aside!
Back off!
Get away!
driving fast Slow down, maniac!
The cops will see us, fool!
Is there a fire somewhere?
the car overturned, damn it!
Where I am?
Niko, what the…
hit a pedestrian, loch.
Maniac!
Take it easy!
Do you want us to be arrested?
Help, Lord…
the car is flying!
You make me nervous!
the car is on fire I'm not going to die here!
Get me out of here!
Burning, *fuck your mother!
police chase Just like on the streets of Moscow.
You should have gotten used to it by now.
Stay away, you fucking dog.
The cops can't catch me, you savvy?
They're after me again! When will it end?
slow driving. Damn, we don't have time...
Speed ​​up, Niko.
Go!
noticed the police Just like the KGB, they are everywhere.
And here are the people in blue.
Just when we need it the most: the police.
* bathing cops!
request for cover Cover me!
Distract them!
Shoot!
Cover up!
Help me!
Follow me!
bike accident What?
Help!
Crap!
car accidentDamn!
*b your mother!
What the hell is this?
Bastard!
Be careful!
accidentGod!
Maniac!
What else is this?
Pi * Duke frostbitten!
hidingDamn!
*fuck your...
Ahh!
Suck my *ow!
Not!
pulls out a weapon. That's what it's come to.
When I pull it out, people die.
Let the fight begin...
I feel like I'm going to kill someone today.
Here's my pistol!
asks to bend down Lie down!
Head, cover your head!
Get down, get down!
On the floor, on the floor, on the floor!
before the explosionFire is on its way!
Carefully!
Back off!
brawlThese fists got me to where I am now.
I learned to fight in the zone.
*b your mother!
I have killed many with these hands.
Brainless goat!
fight with NikoNiko, your time has come.
You have always been on the verge of death, Balkan.
I just used you since day zero. Give up!
You are a fool, Niko Bellic.
I wouldn't have survived a day in the zone.
A pawn will never become a king, Bellick!
If you bow before me, you will live.
Bellick, I knew this would happen from the moment we first met.
Urks in the zone would quickly lower you!
I will spit on your grave!
You can't fight me, you fucking asshole.
sadDamn …
*shit…
angryF*ck off!
Back off!
hello, here you are.
Hello.
failureNo.
No thanks.
consentYes.
Please.
calls to the car Get in the car.
In the car.
Jump in! Go.
Panic Get out of here!
Need to run.
Get out of position.
Run, your mother!
Niko beats. Calm down the fuck!
Maniac!
Wow, take care of yourself.
Don't start this nonsense.
they pull him out of the car. You don't know who the fuck you've messed with.
Are they not tired of it?
This is mistake!
returns the car to itself. This is my car.
Find yourself another car, asshole.
hijackAsshole!
I'd rather fucking kill you!
radioThis is too much. Can we listen to some music?
Are you against the radio? I'm not in the mood to talk.
Let's do it. For now, some music.
the cops are behindFinally!
We broke away from these imbeciles.
I thought the sirens would never stop.
pushesForward!
Let's! Forward!
Take them!
Show what you're good for!
search for transport Those in my position do not walk. Car please.
Find me a transport.
I need transport.
good song When Mikhail arrived, the first thing he heard was this.
I knew this song at home.
I wonder what age I was when I first heard this…
good radio, homeland style music, I guess.
I hate this American shit.
This Yankee bullshit is brain-destroying.
swears at your mother!
* what a scumbag!
shoots at cops * fucking cops!
You fucking bedding!
I'm back in the zone for nothing!
Death to the cops!
shoots at enemies I'll gouge out my eyes!
Say goodbye to life!
Asshole!
All the end!
Either you or me.
I am a marksman.
It doesn't scare me.
Get it!
if you shoot the wrong one attacked.
You will pay for this.
Niko Bellic!
How dare you?
Go fuck yourself.
Typical Balkan idiot.
surprisedWhat?
BUT?
Not!
for cover Find cover.
Carefully!
They are shooting!
Move your brains!
if you aim at him Come on, who are you kidding?
Do you think you're a thief in law?
Game over, stop.
Funny joke, Nico.
aimingFool!
You're in deep trouble!
Now you will die.
You are no more.
You are going to the bottom.
thanksThanks.
I really appreciate it.
turns off the radio. It pisses me off as much as it does Michael.
I can not concentrate.
turns on the radio. Some music...
I don't know anything else.
transport attacked Just like at home.
Banditry all around!
asks to wait Why such a hurry?
How much does it cost to wait for me?
I did you a favor, don't leave me.
Niko the driverNiko, you will drive.
You'll take me, Nico.
Get behind the wheel, Bellick.

Duane Forge
caught the bullet. Damn, son.
I took the lead.
I got shot.
bike accident Never trusted bikes.
Take it easy, son.
My fucking balls!
Devil!
Damn!
bowling: showing off I had insane bowling skills before I went to jail.
If I hadn't played basketball when I was younger, I would have been even better at this shit.
The more I play, the less stupid this place seems.
It's nice to get out of the house, you know.
Playboy and I played this crap because I always won.
If I wanted to, I probably would have smashed those skittles altogether.
I don't think any of these balls are heavy enough for me.
A game for jerks.
bowling: bad luckDevil, roll straight, okay?
Damn, this game is not for me.
I'm not good at this shit.
This was not there in the prison, that's the problem.
Damn, stupid bowling ball!
What is this nonsense?
bowling: teasing Don't miss, son.
Nico, how are you?
You have a good reception.
Fun, yeah.
Yo, you think you can do it?
You don't stand a chance, son.
bowling: praisesDamn, you're an impressive dude, Niko.
You have insane skills, son.
Devil, you should be a pro at this shit.
bowling: won Damn, man, I got lucky.
I didn't even think I could win.
Damn, I'm not used to winning.
Good game; it's really nice to win something.
Yes, I should have won something sometime.
bowling: lost. Congratulations, son.
You are a good player, Nico.
Good game, by the way.
It was nice to play with you son.
You're good, Nico. You're good.
bowling: spar It's not a strike, but it's cool too.
Never mind, I killed them.
Tochnyak, tochnyak ...
And what will I get for this?
Yep, cool. I'm not that bad.
bowling: strikeAha, that's it.
I have a strike, by nature.
Cool, not so bad.
Okay… Yeah, strike! Cool.
Bowling is easy as hell.
Bowling: Niko has three strikes. You're just showing off.
Next time I'll take this ball.
Devil, son, you're doing well.
You have some skill in this bullshit.
I'd kick your ass in basketball.
car accidentDamn, son!
Damn, that was a good car.
Don't hurt my neck.
Heck!
What did you think?
What's happening?
Why are you driving like that?
Come on, son!
Don't crash this car.
Follow the road, your mother.
driving fast Take it easy, son.
You make me feel uncomfortable here.
You don't have to go that fast, man.
Damn, son, I'm in no hurry.
I'm not in a hurry. Slow down.
Come on, son! We have the whole day ahead of us.
car overturned Don't flip that crap.
Yo, what the fuck?
God damn it, son, we flipped.
No, damn it, I won't ride on my head!
Keep your wheels on the road, son.
hit a pedestrian And you're heartless, son.
That's not cool.
There was no need for this.
Loshara...
They didn't expect this.
Bad luck.
It is not right.
Life is cruel, man.
the car flies A hooligan with frills!
There is nothing wrong with staying on the road.
Why do you need to make this jump?
I'm afraid of heights.
car is on fire. This crap is on fire.
Don't set fire to this shit.
We are going to burn in this damn thing.
Damn, the car is on fire!
It was nice to meet you, son.
police chase I'm not going to wind up the term anymore.
I don't want to lose years again.
I'm not going to give up.
Get off them, son.
Hell, they won't take my garbage.
Throw the trash, Niko.
I'm still on parole, man. Throw them off your tail.
You want to stay away from the cops as much as I do. Keep driving!
At least we'll go to jail together if they catch us.
Garbage is constantly trying to break a person.
Slow Riding This is how I like to ride.
See, we're not in a hurry.
Damn, I love just riding with my kid.
We were always in a hurry in prison. Cool down sometimes.
We have all the time in the world at our disposal.
Good speed, Nico. Really relaxes.
noticed the police That's garbage.
There are cops.
The cops are there.
Damn, trash.
Devil, it's rubbish, son.
There are cops, son.
request for cover Cover me!
Cover me son!
Help with fire!
Devil, I need cover!
Help me!
Hold them back!
pulls out a weapon Let's go.
Come on, son.
Come on son!
Started.
I'm in.
I'm ready bitch
please crouch
On the floor, son!
Get down the hell!
Sit down!
before the explosion. This crap is about to explode.
Now we will feel a little warmth.
Something is about to explode here.
fightCome on, test me.
I hope you're ready for this.
You don't even know what you're getting into.
Now we will do it.
I'll crush the brat.
fight with Niko Damn it, Niko, I thought we were doing great.
This proves that you never know who will fuck you.
Damn, son, you're backstabbing too.
I'm not going to hold back just because it's you, Nico.
Why does everyone I let near me fool me?
accidentYou become sloppy.
What are you doing?
Damn it, Nico!
Be careful.
calls to the car Get into the car.
Jump in the car, son.
Get in.
Are we going or what?
We will do it?
panic
We will be noticed.
We'd better leave.
Let's run, son.
We would like to disappear quickly.
Niko hits (enemy) I'll give you such a slap in the face, stupid.
Now you are crossing all boundaries, and nothing can hold me back.
I'll teach you, son.
You're a snake like Playboy.
We could have been friends.
I thought we'd be friends. Heck!
Niko hits (friend) You're just having fun, right?
This is a joke, right?
Damn it, son, take it easy.
Don't be so aggressive, Nico.
You don't want to piss me off, son.
Cool down, Nico.
Calm down, son.
Do not do it anymore.
he's being pulled out of the car. You got involved with a gangster, you moron.
I hope you didn't see who you're pulling out.
Don't touch my good.
Get your hands off me.
car theft Well, return this stuff.
You will give it back.
theft No, damn it.
Drop it.
radio Damn it, son, do you mind if we just relax?
I love how you and I can just sit in silence.
It's good that we don't have to talk all the time, right?
We should just relax and listen to some tunes.
Let's take a ride and listen to some music.
We don't need to talk now that we have the radio.
the cops got behind. Damn, I thought I was going to jail again, that's for sure.
I thought we were going to get fucked by trash, son.
It was great driving, Nico.
You did well.
in a hurry Move, son.
Move!
Get in, boy.
Go ahead, yeah.
search for transport We need a car.
Get us a car.
Where are the wheels?
How are we going to get around without a wheelbarrow?
good song. It's the same crap.
Crazy thing.
I like it.
I just feel like this shit.
I like it, really.
good radio Do you mind if I switch it up?
I'll include anything you like.
Son, let me put on a real station.
I can't listen to it, I switch.
shooting at the copsFucking garbage!
I'm not going to jail!
I will not be back!
You can't take me!
shooting at the enemies Scoundrels!
Go you!
Don't break me, boy's word!
I'll take you with me!
I have nothing to live for!
No, damn it!
You will be gone forever!
It's all over for you!
Niko shot (foe) I've had enough.
I can't be broken so easily, son.
You are fake, Nico.
You're a heartless bastard, Nico.
Damn, you're worthless.
Go you.
Niko shot (friend) Don't punish me like that, Niko.
Damn, are you going to end up fooling me?
What are you doing, son?
I thought we were close, Nico.
Niko, you are heartless.
No, hell no, Nico.
Damn, son, I'm your friend.
Damn, Nico, this is tough.
Strip Club: Scheduled ArrivalYeah, I'm almost ready for a boner.
I haven't had a pussy in a while.
Damn, I kind of forgot what a hole looks like.
That's what I was talking about: a real cool place.
strip club: unscheduled visit. Hell, today isn't even my birthday.
Damn it Nico, this is exactly where I like to be.
Damn, this is where I want to be, fuck the rest of the shit.
Damn, just yesterday I was thinking about pussy. Let's do it.
strip club: lets go of Niko I'm going to go check something.
I like getting a boner on my own, son.
See you soon, this nigga gonna have a boner
Nico, I'll leave you. I'm sure a pepper like you has plenty to do here.
Be good, Nico. I'm going to check out the holes in here.
strip club: having fun Bitches, bitches, bitches.
A place for real gentlemen.
I just have a crazy boner here.
This is really great.
Oh yeah.
I'd kick the shit out of these women if I wasn't a gentleman.
strip club: agree to leave Okay, let's go.
Anyway, I can't afford to stay in this place any longer.
Yep, exactly.
This “look and don’t touch” shit got me anyway.
Yes, all these holes are driving me crazy. We jumped.
strip club: don't agree to leave Oh no, hell, I'm staying with these bitches.
I haven't had a boner in a long time, so I'm staying here.
Sorry son, I'm not leaving yet.
I just started, son.
Damn, you can't get the fool off these bitches.
danger for cover!
Get some cover, son!
Be careful, take cover!
You need to be in cover!
Niko takes aim We've been through this before.
Oh wow, cool stuff.
What do you want to prove?
Get it out of my sight.
Damn it, son, what's the matter?
aiming There you are.
I see you.
You will receive from me now.
I have a snot in front of my eyes.
I'll deal with this bitch.
turns off the radioYo, I'll turn that off now.
I can't hear myself.
This is not conducive to conversation.
Turns on the radio What do kids listen to these days?
I'm not into this new shit, but let's hear what's on the radio.
Do you like music, Nico? Let's hear what's playing.
transport attackedWhat are you doing?
You're not going to…
No, damn it.
video games: boredDevil, how long are we going to do this?
This idiot's eyes are starting to hurt.
Damn, don't you wanna go outside or something?
I'm starting to get tired of this bullshit.
Can't we do something else, son?
video games: happy Okay, I'm fine.
I'm not that bad at it.
At least I can do something.
I'm not completely useless, no matter what they say.
Damn, why can't I be useful in real life?
Yeah cool.
video games: Niko won You are now the leader.
Yes, you are a man.
You are great, son.
Just a game...
It doesn't mean anything in real life.
Video Games: Niko LostYou've got it.
Everything is good.
You were fine.
It was fun, son.
You didn't finish?
video games: Niko plays badly I thought you knew this shit.
You should keep on stealing cars and stuff, not playing these games.
And anyway, why are you wasting your time on this?
Don't worry if you're not good at it.
Hell, Nico, even a kid here could kick your ass.
video games: Niko plays well You're fine.
You've played this before.
You have some crazy skills.
Pontorez-show off.
I'm not impressed by such nonsense.
Nico, how long have you been playing this?
Video Games: Beginning Let's Go.
Download this crap.
Are you ready son?
Now we will do it.
Come on Nico.
video games: unhappyDamn son…
Damn Nico…
It was a lot easier before I went to jail.
What's up with that?
I could be good at a game where you can deal drugs and steal all sorts of crap.
Something is wrong with this game.
asks to wait Wait, son.
Why are you running ahead?
Wait for my pathetic ass.
Are you trying to avoid me?
Why are you running ahead?
Niko driver You're driving, son.
You lead, son.
You have the wheel.
Son, you will lead.
I won't.

Frankie Gallo
caught the bullet I don't want to die.
It's too painful for me.
if pushedHey hey!
I'm sorry.
Didn't see it, sorry.
driving fast Do you have to drive that fast?
This is way above the speed limit.
car overturned. Wow, I think I got a minor head injury.
What happened? I felt like I lost consciousness.
hit a pedestrian!
It hurts, I guess.
Poor guy.
Damn, now it needs a fix.
the car fliesDamn, and you are harsh!
Great move, dude!
car on fire I don't want to burn alive, damn it!
Please, I don't want to die. Help me!
Police Chase Dude, I don't think I belong in jail.
I don't want to go to jail. God!
slow ride Hey, can you speed up or something?
Why are you driving so slowly?
noticed the policeFucking cops.
Damn police.
request for cover Cover me!
Are you going to cover for me or what?
draws a weapon. I don't like using this thing.
I'm not very good with weapons.
Damn, I'm going to have to fire this thing, right?
asks to bend down Lie down!
To the ground!
before the explosion Damn, I think we're about to explode!
Dude, this is going to suck.
sad Man...
Oh, the devil...
angry. Go ahead.
Back off.
hello hello to you.
Hello.
rejection No thanks.
No thanks.
consentYep.
Of course.
calls to the car Come on, get in.
Get in the car, okay?
panicDamn, we're in a mess here.
We'd better roll.
Niko hitsFor what?
What I've done?
Damn, why did I piss you off?
they pull him out of the car. Easy!
RADIO Do you mind if we just listen to the radio?
How about we just listen to the radio?
The cops are behind. After getting rid of the cops, I feel much more comfortable.
I thought they would definitely put me in jail.
pushes Get in!
Move, dude!
Forward!
search for transport We need to get the wheels.
We need transportation, man.
shooting at cops Damn cops!
Pigs!
Leave us alone!
shoots at enemies Come on!
Back off!
On, eat!
if they shoot me, do they want to kill me?
Did Jimmy P write a contract for me?
I don't want to die.
for cover Hide!
You need to hide behind cover!
if you aim at him Is it hard work? Someone wants me dead?
I didn't do anything to you. Don't shoot me.
aiming Now I'll bang this guy.
I'm dropping one.
Was not.
thanksHey, nice.
Thank you.
turns off the radio. It distracts me.
I need to shut this up for a second.
turns on the radio Let's make some noise here.
I'm going to play the soundtrack for us, if you don't mind.
transport attacked What the hell is Baghdad?
What the hell is going on?
asks to wait Wait, dude.
Hey, I'm not in such good shape. Wait it out!
Wait for me, okay?
Niko driverYou are on duty behind the wheel.
Are you going to drive this thing or what?

middle aged white woman (business woman)
can't get through Stop dragging your ass, go already!
Move on, big bastard.
Now listen, you fool, I don't have time to hang around here all day.
Hurry, I need to get to the other side of the street.
can't drive where did you get your license? At Save-A-Cent?
You foreigners should learn to drive.
Where did you get your rights? At Binco?
What the hell are you all doing there?
Hurry up! I'm late for my shift.
if you push Why are you staring so?
I know you mister?
Please get out of my way, sir.
You put me in an awkward position.
Excuse me, have we met before?
buys a drink. One more, please.
Darling, let me take a cranberry.
conversation: arguing What do you think I look like a fool?
You'd better get out of my sight.
This is the last time you take me for a fool.
I'm tired of you constantly hurting me and deceiving me.
conversation: discussion of business (answer) Oh my god, I hope everything works out.
Did you hear about it from the bosses?
I didn't hear anything about it.
conversation: discussion of business (statement of fact) These new benefits, I do not understand them.
I hope they don't start firing people.
We've been busy this quarter.
conversation: smokes (answer) Who are you telling this to?
Isn't that a shame?
I know it's right.
conversation: smokes (statement of fact) I need to quit. I'm going to be a grandmother soon, you know.
Every time I get a divorce, I start smoking again.
My son and his problems make me smoke like a steam locomotive.
crash See, now I know it wasn't you who crashed into my car.
My car, you big blind fool!
Oh no, you didn't just crash into my car, did you?
You know, I just paid off this car.
Oh my God, you crashed into my car!
Lord, have mercy, but not my car!
how to pass: question Excuse me, is the library around here somewhere?
Directions: No Sorry, I can't help you.
hiding What's wrong with you?
Have mercy!
Hey, watch yourself!
What is it?
Oh my goodness!
drugs: rejection No, this stuff is making my boss go nuts.
sorry, I'm late for work. Excuse me.
I'm late for work. I'm sorry, I'm sorry ... I'm sorry ...
fight Do you want a cuff? Now you will receive it.
Okay, take off your gloves.
You've already bored me.
Don't waste my last nerves on you.
fight: cheer upYes, baby, teach this half-wit a lesson.
Keep poking, honey. Like this.
Show some courage, dear. That's all.
Like this, baby, right in your mouth.
It doesn't look like an old-fashioned fistfight at all.
fight: running away My son will know about it.
Cruel bastard!
How dare you beat a lady in the street?
I will call my son now.
I didn't even do anything to you!
if pursued, this is my usual route to work, okay?
farewell
Take care of yourself, okay?
dejected Oh, so that's how it will be?
Why are you reacting like that?
evil Go to hell with these nonsense.
I don't have time to fight with you.
hello hey honey!
Hi, darling.
no thanks, dear.
No thanks honey.
consent Yes, please dear.
Yes, please, honey.
banishes Did I say "come in"? No, so get out.
So why are you in my house? Get out!
weapon: running away I'll do what you say. Just don't shoot.
All the money I have, you can keep.
Oh my God, I don't want to die.
Look, mister, I don't want any trouble.
Don't shoot me sir! I have kids, okay?
mocking a stand-up comedian You need to do something else in your free time.
Don't quit your day job, dear.
It was a waste of my time!
Legal TroubleCop, I'm just minding my own business.
I'm a law-abiding citizen, okay?
Cop, I'm a tax-paying citizen.
if you pull it out of the car. What do you think it's called?
Hey, I worked hard for this car!
Get your stinky hands off me!
Who are you? Wait, let me go.
What do you think you're doing?
You better let me go you fool!
pulls out mobile after hijackingPolice, some jerk just stole my car!
screaming after stealing I just paid for this car!
This is completely wrong!
Give me back my car!
I need to go to work!
teasing Do you expect this to get me into bed?
Yes, I know, I looked cute this morning.
Please don't be a pig.
slips through without a queue And where are you going?
Look, you can't just walk through here like that.
mobile: chatterI hope I will have a grandson. And I hope that he will achieve more than his stupid uncle ...
God, girl, I'm not at all lucky with men. I hold on to work and family.
I only had a few days off, and I took one because I was hungover.
I asked him for a day off when my grandson was born, and he said no.
Girl, I showed up and my boss was so high he couldn't even pick up the phone.
mobile: startHey baby, what do you hear?
mobile: end Okay, honey, smack-smack. We'll talk to you later.
mobile: answer Is it real?
Well, isn't that cool?
You must be kidding me.
Are you serious?
Yeah, yeah…
It's just crazy.
I beg you!
Hey!
Robbery I got robbed guys! Someone help!
food ordering: by car Yes, I would like a second position, please.
food ordering: at the cafe Don't skimp on napkins, Eve.
Could you add more salt and ketchup?
reaction to Niko: hereHere he is! See him over there?
I think I can see him right there.
reaction to Niko: upstairsHere he is! See him up there?
I think I see this guy right up there.
salvationOh, thank you, you saved my life.
swearing Oh shit...
in shock. Oh, poor thing...
Oh my God, that's so sad...
hurt in the leg. Oh, I just want to live to see my grandson.
Oh please, I have a family.
communicates with the homeless Take care of yourself.
Try to find yourself a place to sleep tonight.
Here... Cheer up, kid.
Here you go... Buy some food, okay?
stepped on somethingWhat did I just get myself into?
surprised If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes...
What was it?
taxi: dumps on the move Do you want us both to be in the station?
Taxi: Complains I'm sorry, I got here first.
I'm sorry, honey, but I'm late for work.
taxi: catchesTaxi! Right here, baby.
taxi: hit a pedestrianDear, in this country it is called "collision".
You haven't lost your mind, have you?
You can't just shoot people down like that.
Oh, my God, you just hit that man!
taxi: start of journeyPlease hurry up. I'm late, okay?
taxi: end of trip. Here you go. Many thanks!
thanks Thank you very much.
Thank you baby
Thanks to.
held hostageMy family cannot afford to pay a large ransom.
I will soon become a grandmother. Please don't hurt me.
I don't want to be involved in your crimes.
Honey, I just wanted to get to work.
Oh my God, please don't hurt me!
Transport is attacked Have you lost your roof? Stop it!
Hey, don't make a fuss here!

middle-aged black woman (business woman)
can't pass Please decide already.
Move over, please.
What's so hard about crossing the street...
Move, move!
can't drive Let's drive already!
Oh my God, this has been going on for ages...
What's the hitch?
Without it, in any way ...
When will they come up with a cure for traffic jams?
if pushSorry, please.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
My fault, sorry.
Oh my leg!
buys a drink Diet eCola, please.
I'd like Orang-O-Tang, please.
Can I have a sip of whiskey, please?
conversation: argueForget it! I can no longer trust you.
You broke my heart and diaphragm!
Even I'm not in that desperate situation. Goodbye!
Keep sleeping with your sister!
conversation: discussion of business (answer) I will not tell anyone about this.
My broker will be called tomorrow.
Looks like it's time for a portfolio update.
conversation: business discussion (statement of fact) My boss says to watch Sprunk.
There will be big changes in Shark.
You didn't hear it from me, but Swingers will be sold to the Japanese.
conversation: smokes (answer) I know.
Yes.
I can't help but agree.
conversation: smokes (statement of fact) I keep saying that I'm going to quit.
After the smoking ban, I greatly reduced the cost of cigarettes.
This will be my last year as a smoker.
accident Oh no!
Damn…
Oops!
Saints…
Oh!
Oh, bro...
how to get there: question. Do you know where the health food store is near here?
How to get there: No Sorry, I'm afraid I don't know where it is.
hidingAah!
Watch out!
Hey!
OU!
Ahh!
drugs: rejectionGet that horrible stuff away from me.
sorry Please excuse me.
Please forgive me.
fightI'm tired of the rough treatment.
People like you ruined my life.
You chose the wrong girl. I have nothing to lose.
I may be fat, but I can still hurt you.
fight: cheer upCome on!
We all need it!
We want to see blood!
Hit with your fist some more.
You are so nice.
fight: running away No, leave me alone!
I won't stoop to your level.
I'm not that hopeless.
I don't want a man that much.
Do not even think about it!
if stalked Sounds tempting, but I've never followed anyone...
goodbye Goodbye.
Bye.
dejected Words can hurt, you know.
It was inappropriate.
evil Get out of here!
I want you to back off.
greeting Hello.
Hello.
rejection No thanks.
Thanks, no.
consentYes.
Yes…
chasing away My... big strong guy will be home soon.
I… now call my big strong guy!
weapon: running away Are you crazy?
He is armed!
Watch out, he'll kill us all!
Put away your weapon, please.
Do not shoot!
a mockery of a stand-up comedian Oh my God, you're terrible!
This is so bad...
Do you have a real talent? Not!
Legal Trouble Hey, I pay my taxes.
Yeah, nothing complicated: just choose a fat woman.
Choose your equal in strength.
if you pull it out of the car, help!
Please don't hit me!
Leave me alone!
Do not kill me!
Oh don't touch me!
Police, police!
pulls out mobile after stealing My car was stolen!
screams after stealing Stop, thief!
Call the police!
You thief! You...
Somebody stop this man!
teasing You need a girlfriend.
What will your wife say?
You are married?
someone climbs out of line Troubleshooter!
Wait in line like all of us.
mobile: chatterI've always been interested in speed dating.
There will be handsome men there, right?
Do you think any of them will look like Mr Darcy?
I'm going to buy a new dress.
For a few days I will only eat salads.
mobile: start Hello?
mobile: endWe'll talk to you later. Bye!
mobile: answerAha…
Yes.
Mmm...
Wow!
Hee hee hee…
Oh, you…
Exactly.
Good.
robbery Help, somebody!
food ordering: autoFirst position.
ordering food: in a cafe I would like this and that on the side.
I'd like three halves of this and a full portion of that.
Reaction to Niko: HereHe's over there!
Over there!
reaction to Niko: upstairsHe's up there!
He was up there.
dodges a hit-and-run Psych!
Why is he still free?
Oh my god, no!
I saw a murderKiller!
Murderer!
Oh no, it's him.
Niko was run over by the powers of heaven!
I can not believe it.
salvation Thank you so much for bringing me back to life.
swears Here ... damn it!
in shockForces of heaven!
I can not believe it.
wounded in the leg Oh no, my leg!
My leg, somebody help me!
communicates with the homeless Here ... And there is a shelter around the corner.
Here... Now find some help.
This city can be so cruel sometimes...
You break my heart...
stepped on something Oh God my shoes...
surprised What is this?
What's happening?
Taxi: Dumps on the move. Oh, this man is a psycho.
taxi: complaining But this is my taxi!
Why do you stubbornly use other people's taxis?
taxi: catches a taxi, please!
taxi: hit a pedestrianYou hit someone.
Sir, I think you hit this man.
You can't just hit and drive away, it's illegal.
Everything is alright with them?
taxi: start of the trip Let's go, please.
taxi: end of tripThank you.
thanksThanks.
Thank you.
Many thanks.
hostage Please! Please release me!
Please don't kill me.
I don't want to die!
Why are you doing it?
What kind of monster are you?
transport attacked Away!
Stop this immediately!

Middle-aged Chinese woman
can't get throughMove!
I'm actually waiting here!
What are you, a fool?
can't get throughMove!
What it is?
Clueless...
I'm about to die.
if pushOops!
Rude!
Be careful, thug.
buys a drink. Can I have one strong drink?
I'll take a drink.
conversation: smokes (answer) I agree, yes, yes.
Of course of course.
Yes, life is good.
conversation: smokes (statement of fact) I love to smoke.
You're not allowed to smoke in the restaurant, but you can bring weapons in there. Madness, isn't it?
I love smoking near Binco. Excellent shop.
accident Oh no!
What?
Please!
Ahh!
how to get there: no Do I look like a city map?
drugs: refusal No-no-no.
fightBay! Bay! Bay!
You stink like a pig.
I'll kill you.
I'll kick your ass.
fight: running away I don't want to die!
I'm too old for this.
I hate this peasant crap!
if persecuted No, I don't do anything like that.
frustrated what have i done?
wicked, you're going to hell.
Go to hell.
hello how are you?
failureNo.
consentYes.
drives out! Vaughn, get out!
This is my home. Leave!
weapon: running awayCrazy!
He will kill me!
Someone kill him!
He's armed, watch out!
Weapon! A man with a gun!
mocking a stand-up comedian You really suck!
Oh, you're really bad!
insulting the homeless I'm not made of money, you know?
trouble with the law Please leave me alone.
But I'm a respectable citizen, you know...
if you pull me out of the car Oh no!
Just not this.
Now I have to buy a new car.
I have no money!
Okay, just take the car and don't kill me!
screaming after theft I have good insurance.
Thief!
Bad!
taunts (answer) Shut up, animal!
You go, donkey!
mobile: chatter Oh, I'll tell you where to buy good fake Crowex.
What? Do you go shopping without me?
How much? Copy of furniture.
Oh, I already bought this at a big sale.
mobile: end Now I need to go shopping. Bye.
mobile: answerYes?
Of course of course.
Yes, yes...
I understand...
Okay...
Aha...
robbery I need help!
payphone Hello?
Niko got run over Oh my God!
salvationOh… Am I alive?
Shocked my God!
in the store: buys I like it. Thank you.
I need to buy this please.
in the store: at the window In fact, I have nothing to buy here. But my hand itches…
Oh, cheap, cheap, cheap… I like this place…
I stepped on something Oh, how disgusting!
taxi: complaining Hey, back off, this is my taxi.
Hey, this is my cab, not yours. Get out!
taxi: catchesTaxi! Here, I'm here!
taxi: hit a pedestrian What the hell are you doing?
Please! Please drive more carefully!
Are you blind, idiot?
Animal! Stupid driver!
taxi: start of the tripLet's go.
taxi: end of trip. Oh, thank you so much.
thanksThanks.
Hostage Help!
I want to get out!
Let me out!
What are you doing?
This is hell!
transport attackedWhat are you doing?
My car! My car!