Ivan (part 1)
IVANA play in three acts
ACTORS:
Zinaida, an actress. Ulyana Andreyevna, the wife of the superintendent of Bunshi. Queen.
Timofeev, inventor.
George Miloslavsky.
Bunsha-Koretsky, the building Manager.
Shpak Anton Semenovich.
Ivan The Terrible.
I CIN film Director.
Clerk.
The Swedish Ambassador.
The Patriarch.
Guardsmen.
Steward.
G ulary.
Police.
Moscow apartment. Room Timofeeva, next room Shpak,
locked. In addition, front in which radiogrupo.
In the room Timofeeva mess. Screen. The small size of the APPA-
Pat is working on Timofeev. Hair Timofeeva of wsclock-
tained, eyes red from sleeplessness. He is concerned about.
Timofeev (presses the device. Heard pleasant singing tone). Again the sound is the same height... But no light! Why is there no light? Damn you, damn! You do not understand. Check it out. (Makes calculations.) And two, and three... the angle between the positive directions of the axes... cosine... cosine... Right! Don't understand.
In radioreport in front all of a sudden joyful voice:
"Listen to/ Listen to/ Start our morning lecture was a pig farmer..."
Damn that Bunsha with my radio! This disaster in the apartment!
Runs out into the hall, turns off the radio. Shout, grunting, silent. Timofeev returned to the apparatus.
Let's try again.
Presses buttons. The light in the room begins to fade.
* Aha! Yeah! But there is no sound! Again...
■ Room Timofeeva immersed in total darkness. The front door
open, and is Zinaida.
Zinaida (in the front, listening to the melodious sound). Home. I begin seriously to fear that he will go crazy with this machine. Poor man!.. And here it is waiting for a hit... Three times I've been divorced... Yes, three... Susina I don't think... But never had I experienced such excitement. Imagine what will happen now! Only a scandal! They are so tired, these scandals... (powders her face.) Well, go ahead! It is better to untie the Gordian knot... (STU-cheat in the door.) Coca, open up!
Timofeev (l dark). But hell... Who else?
.’Zinaida. It's me, cook.
Room Timofeeva illuminated. Timofeev opens the door,
Coca, are you still up? Coca, your camera will get you killed. After all, not so! I'm sorry, Coca, my friends argue that this is just a crazy idea.
Pause.
Timofeev is busy computing.
I'm sorry I'm interrupting you, but I must tell you terrible news... No, not solved... I Have today at the cafe whistled gloves. So curious! I put them on the table and... I fell in love with another, Coca... No can do... I suspect that's from the next table... do You understand me?
Timofeyev. No... What table?
Zinaida. Oh, my God, you're really stupid with this car!
Timofeyev. Well, gloves... What gloves?
Zinaida. Yes, no gloves, and I fell in love with another. Done!
j'-. Timofeev dull looking at the same.
Just don't argue with me... and don't need scenes. Why do people have to leave certainly with the drama? You must agree, coke, it is not necessary. It's the real thing, and everything else in my life was wrong... You ask who he is? And, of course, think it's Milczanowski? No, get ready: it Director,
very talented.Ine going to play hide and seek, is Yakin.
Timofeyev. So...
Pause.
Zinaida. However, it's weird! This is the first time in my life. He reported that his wife cheated on him, because I really cheated and he was right! Even something as impolite!
Timofeyev. He... that one... blond high?
Zinaida. Well, that's an outrage! To the extent not interested in wife! Blond — Molchanovskoe, remember that! And Yakin, he is very talented!
You ask where will we live? In five hours I leave him in his hand, to choose the place for shooting and when we come back, he should get an apartment in a new building, of course, if he is not lying...
Timofeev (dull). Probably, lying.
Zinaida. How stupid, out of jealousy to insult the man! I mean it's every minute to lie.
Pause.
I had been thinking during the last sleepless nights and came to the conclusion that we weren't right for each other. I'm all in the movie... in art, you with this machine... However, I still am amazed at your calm! And even somehow feel like making a scene. Well... (Goes behind the screen and takes out the suitcase.) I have already met, not to tear you down. Please give me the money to go, I'm back from the Caucasus.
Timofeyev. That's what... forty... one hundred fifty-three rubles — is no more.
Zinaida. And you look in my jacket pocket.
Timofeev (looking). In the jacket there.
Zinaida. Give me a kiss. Goodbye, Coke. Still kind of sad... Because we have lived with you for eleven months!.. Amazed, strongly amazed!
Timofeev kisses Zinaida.
And you don't need me after all. You never know what might happen. However, you such meanness will never do. (Goes in the front, closes the front door.).
Timofeev (stupid looks on her). One... How could I have married? To whom? Why? Who is this woman? (Speaking.) One... But I don't blame her. Really, how can you live with me? Well, one one! No one bothers but... Fifteen... sixteen...
Melodious sound In the front call. Then the annoying call.
How can you work in such conditions!..
Out in front, opens the front door. Included Juliana
Andreevna.
Juliana. Hello, Timofeyev. And van V. you did not go?
Timofeyev. No.
Juliana. Pass Zinaida that Maria Stepanovna said Anna Ivanovna manicurist foreign matter offers, so if Zinaida.*.
Timofeyev. I can't pass Zinaida because she left.
Juliana. Gone where?
Timofeyev. With her lover, and then they will live in the new house, if he is not lying, of course...
Juliana. As a lover? Whew! And you can safely say about this! Original you are the man!
Timofeyev. Ulyana Andreyevna, you are disturbing me.
Juliana. Oh, I'm sorry! However, you character, comrade Timofeev! If I was Zinaida, I would have left, Too.
Timofeyev. If you were on the spot Zinaida, I would kill myself.
Juliana. You can't do that under the noses of the ladies to shut the door, rude!
Timofeev (going back to my room). This house is full of fucking dolls!
Presses the button in the machine and the room it disappears in the dark.
The front door quietly opens, and it appears Miloslav-
sky, ill-dressed, artistic, clean-shaven face of the man in
gloves. Listens at the door Timofeev.
Miloslavsky. The whole world, and this house. Gramophone the very mending. (At the door of the house reads the inscription.) "Shpak Anton Semyonovich." Well, let's go to the Spac... What's funny... Probably sitting in the institution and thinks: Oh, what a lovely castle, I hung it on my door! But actually the castle is for only one purpose, to show that the owner was not at home... (Takes out a skeleton key that opens the lock, enters the room Shpak, closes the door behind him.) Uh, what a beautiful setting!.. I successfully logged in... uh, Yes he has and a separate phone. Great convenience! And what's neat—even your office room recorded. And once recorded, the first duty should call him to avoid any misunderstandings. (On phone.) Department long-distance transportation. Merci. Plus five hundred one. Merci. Friend Shpak. Merci. Comrade Starling? Bonjour. Comrade Starling, you to the end today in the service will?.. Says one artist.. No, not familiar, but I'm dying
to meet you. So you work until four? I'll call you soon, I'm very persistent... No, blonde... Contralto... Well, yet. (Hangs up.) Terribly surprised. Well, let's begin. (Breaks into a wardrobe, takes out a costume.) Cheviot... Oh!.. (He removes his tie in a newspaper, wears a suit Shpak.) As I sit... (Hacks the Desk, picks up watch with chain, pockets the cigarette case.) For. three years that I was not in Moscow, as they are all things pooltables! Beautiful gramophone... and the hat... My room. A pleasant day!.. Ugh, tired! (Breaks into a cupboard, pulls out a vodka, snack, drinks.) What is he insists vodka? Lovely vodka! No, it's not wormwood..* And cozy in his room... He and pochi+AMB loves... (Takes the book and reads.) "Without the holiday feasting with a team daring Vanyusha terrible under old Moscow... Bucket gold tables possess a number of riotous for them, the guardsmen sit..." a Glorious poem! Beautiful poem!.. "Long live Chiune, the guardsmen are mine! Well you louder beat in the strings, accordions, such as nightingales..." I like this stihotvoreniya(Т7о the phone.) Department long-distance transportation. Merci. Plus five hundred one. Merci. Friend Shpak. Merci. Comrade Starling? It's me again. Tell me what you vodka insist?.. My name is mysterious... From the Bolshoi theatre... And what a surprise for you tonight!.. "Without the holiday feasting with a team daring Vanyusha terrible under old Moscow..." (hangs up.) Terribly surprised. (Drinks.) "Buckets of gold tables Blee-become a series..."
Room Shpak immersed in the darkness, and into the room Timofeev typed
light.
The device is now often gives melodious sounds, and the time from the time around
the camera changing lighting.
Timofeyev. Glows! Glows! It is another matter...
The front door opens, and in walks Bunche. The first duty
turns his attention to the radio receiver.
Bunsha. Incredible effort I spend on it to bring culture into our home. I have ratifitsirovala, but they stubbornly do not use the radio. (Pokes fork into the plug, but the device is silent.) Intermission. (Knocks at the door Timofeev.)
who is there to login... so you dip
Bunsha included.
This is not enough!..
Bunsha. It's me, Nikolai.
Timofeyev. I see, Ivan. I'm surprised at you, Ivan! At your age you would be sitting at home, grandchildren to babysit, and you go a whole day wandering through the house with a greasy book. I'm busy, Ivan, I'm sorry.
Bunsha. This house book. I have no grandchildren. And if they were, then I'd give it to the pioneers, and not at home to nursing. And if I stop going, there will be a horror.
Timofeyev. State collapse?
Bunsha. Will crash if the rent will not be paid. We in the house think that it is possible not to pay, and in fact impossible. Generally our house is awesome. I walk around the yard and shake. All Windows opened, all the sills are and talk about Soviet life are things that tell uncomfortable.
Timofeyev. Honestly, I don't understand, you need to be treated, the Prince.
Bunsha. Nikolay Ivanovich, you don't call me Prince, I have proven through the submission of documents for the year before I was born my dad went abroad, and, thus, it is obvious that I am the son of our coachman Panteley. I like Pantaleo.
Timofeyev. Well, if you are the son of a coachman, the better. But I have no money.
Bunsha. I implore you, pay the rent.
Timofeyev. I'm telling you, there is no money now... my wife left Me, and you tortured me.
Bunsha. Excuse me, what had I said?
Timofeyev. So what's the case?
Bunsha. This thing, I have to immediately write.
Timofeyev. She asked me not to write.
Bunsha. Still, I should have mentioned in the book this event. (Notes in the book.) I sit down.
Timofeyev. Yes you do not need to sit down. How do you explain that I was not to be disturbed during this work?
Bunsha. No, you explain. I'm best man.
Yesterday was the lecture for the superintendent and I a tremendous favor received. Read about sexually transmitted diseases. In General, our life is very interesting and useful, but we in the house do not understand.
Timofeyev. When you speak, Ivan Vasilevich, the impression is that you are delusional!
Bunsha. Our house in General is very strange. Shpak all the time mahogany buy, but pays the rent on tight. And you an unknown car made.
Timofeyev. That's torture, I swear!
Bunsha. I beg of you, Nikolai Ivanovich, you about his car state. To register it is necessary, and then in a wing of the ladies are already saying that you are a machine build to it from under the Soviet authorities to leave. And that, you know... and you will perish, and I with you for company.
Timofeyev. This is bullshit this nonsense said?
Bunsha. I'm sorry, this is my wife Ulyana Andreyevna said.
Timofeyev. Guilty! Why are these witches talk nonsense? I know it's not ladies, it's your fault. You, old itching, running around the house, spying, tattling and most importantly, you're lying!
Bunsha. After these blood insults I am leaving the apartment and headed to the police. I — a person holding a responsible post of superintendent, and is obliged to observe.
Timofeyev. Wait, damn you!.. I mean, for God's sake, wait... Excuse me, I got excited. Well, come here. I simply do experiments on penetration during... Yes, however, as I will explain, what is time? After all, you don't know what a four-dimensional space, movement... and in General... in short, understand that it will not explode, is not harmful... actually, nobody's business! Well, how would you easier... for example, I want to now permeate the space and go back...
Bunsha. To permeate the space? This experience can be done only with the permission of the police. I have like super anxiety from such experiences.
Timofeyev. Oh, my God, my God! (Pause.) Ah!.. After all, I... No, I'm a nerd! Because I... because I was working in a locked key! Oh, absent-minded fool! Wait! Look! Look what happens now...
Try it at close range... small corner... (Turns the key, presses the button.) See... now we move through the space during... ago... (Presses button.)
Ringing. Darkness. Then light.
The wall between the rooms disappeared, and the room Shpak sits Vipava-
in big business organisations with a book in his hands.
(Frantically.) Did you see that?
Miloslavsky. And damn it to hell... What is that?!
Bunsha. Nikolai Ivanovich, where is the wall go?! Timofeyev. Good luck! Good luck! I'm beside myself! Here it is! Here it is!..
Bunsha. An unknown citizen in the room Shpak! Miloslavsky. I'm sorry, what's the matter? What happened? (Takes the record player, your host, and goes into the room Timofeev.) Now there was a wall?!
Bunsha. Nikolay Ivanovich, you will be responsible for the wall under the law. Here you what kind of car did. Floor-apartments are gone!
Timofeyev. Yes well you to hell with your wall! Her nothing made!..
Presses the button of the device.
Darkness. Light. The wall is in place, closes the door Shpak.
Miloslavsky. On two channels was seen the wonders of technology, but nothing like this!
Timofeyev. Oh God, I feel dizzy!.. Found! Found! O mankind, that is waiting for you!..
Bunsha (Miloslavskogo). I'm sorry, you are who this will be?
Miloslavsky. Who I am, you say? I'm waiting for my friend Shpak.
Bunsha. And how do you wait until the door of the castle closed?
Miloslavsky. How do you say? Castle? Oh yeah... he's behind the "News" went to the corner to buy, and I... it's... locked...
Timofeyev. Yes well you to hell! What a vulgar question! (Miloslavskogo.) You see, I pierced time! I did it..
Miloslavsky. Tell me, is it, therefore, any wall can be removed? Your invention is no price, a citizen of the intellectual! Congratulations to you! (Bunse.) What
you look at me like a father? On me patterns are not present, and the flowers do not grow.
Bunsha. I was tormented by a vague doubt. To you the same suit as the Starling.
Miloslavsky. What do you say? Suit? Did Shpak one striped suit in Moscow? We are friends and always in the same Torgsin to buy a matter. And if you don't believe, I'll even tell you: eight rubles a meter. It satisfies you?
Bunsha. And hat is the same.
Miloslavsky. And hat.
Bunsha. And what's your family name?
Miloslavsky. I am an artist state big and chamber theatres. What do you think of my name? It is too known to I called her.
Bunsha. And the chain is the same as the spac. Miloslavsky. Uh, what you annoying! Hat, necklace... it's disgusting!.. No holiday feasting with a team daring Vanyusha terrible...
Timofeyev. Leave you, in fact, a citizen alone. (Miloslavskogo.) Maybe you want to go back to Shpak's room, I open the wall for you?
Miloslavsky. In any case. I had offended. In fact, go for "News" and disappeared. He may be two hours to walk. And I in Torgsin in a hurry, I daily come in Torgsin. I'm better for the experience look, he liked me very much.
Timofeev (shakes his hand). I am very happy! You were the first one I saw... You, so to speak, the first witness.
Miloslavsky. Never has the witness did not have to be! Very, very nice... (Bungie.) Look here! You on a hole will RUB off!
Timofeyev. This is our super.
Miloslavsky. Ah, that explains it!.. Hat, necklace... Oh, what a nasty post! How much I trouble was, if you knew a citizen scientist.
Timofeyev. Do not pay attention to him. Miloslavsky. And it's true.
Timofeyev. You know, sir... Miloslavsky. How could I not understand? Tell me, and the store is wall to lift? Oh, what a fascinating experience!
Bunsha. You with the gramophone came to the Spac?
Miloslavsky. It is killing me! This is what
this" huh? <
Timofeev (Bunse). You will no longer molest or not? (Miloslavskogo.) Understand that it is not in the wall, it's only the first movement! The fact is that without going through all these walls, I can get into. time! You know, I can go for two hundred, three hundred years backward or forward! Yes, three hundred!.. No, that the invention is not know the world!.. I'm worried!.. My wife left me today, but, you know!.* Ah...
Miloslavsky. Citizen Professor, not a hard-ivites, for you will go any! You spit that she left you!
Bunsha. I discharged her.
Miloslavsky (Bunse). FIE on you!.. Without rest feasting Vanyusha terrible... Oh, what an invention! (Knocks on the wall.) Raised — went out — got it! Oh, my God!
Timofeyev. My hands are shaking... I can't stand. Want, sneak in past... Want see the ancient Moscow?.. Are not you afraid?.. You're not worried?
Bunsha. Nikolai Ivanovich! Think again before such experiments in the zhakt to do!
Miloslavsky. If you ever interfere in the experience of the citizen and academician, I love you! That punishment! (Timofeyev.) Go ahead!
Timofeev presses buttons on the device.
Ringing. Darkness. Flash occurs the chamber of Ivan the terrible. John, with his staff, in Royal apparel, sitting in the chair, and before John, he was seated at the table, says the clerk. Hear the distant Church singing, a soft bell ringing.
John (dictates), "...and the head..."
Clerk (writing), "...and the head..."
John, "...to prenesena village, Reverend father superior, Kuzma..."
Clerk. "...Kozma..."
John, "...the Tsar and Grand Prince Ivan Vasilyevich of all Russia..."
Clerk, "...of all the Russias..."
John, "...brow beats".
Timofeyev. Oh my God! Look! But this is John!
Miloslavsky. Holy smoke!..
John and deacon turn their heads, hearing voices. The clerk screams and
escapes from the chamber. John jumps and a cross. .
John. Scram! Damn! Unfortunately for me, a sinner!.. Woe is me, wretched! Bad murderer, Oh!.. Scram!
Looking for a way out, John is in a frenzy rushes into the room Timofeev,
baptizes wall, swerves, runs into the hall, hiding.
Timofeyev. He's Ivan The Terrible! Where are you?!. Wait!.. My God, see him!.. Keep it up! (Runs off after John.)
Bunsha rushes to the phone.
Miloslavsky. Where are you calling?! Bunsha. The police!
Miloslavsky. Wrap it up, I'll hand the Poincare rival! Can't live without the police for one second!
The chamber bursts into the Oprichnik. •
Oprichnik. Where are the demons? Yes Goy! Kill them! (Bungie.) Where is the king?
Bunsha. I don't know! Help!..
Miloslavsky. Lock up your car! The machine shut! Oprichnik (cross). Oh, demons!.. (Бросаетt Berdysh, disappears from the chamber.)
Miloslavsky. Close! Turn key! Key! So the machine!..
Bunsha presses buttons, pulls out a key. Simultaneously—ringing. The curtain on the window is blown up, suffered paper. Bonsu is dragged into the chamber, he drops the glasses.
Bunsha. Help!.. Where to take me?! Miloslavsky. Where did you move it, damn machine?!
Suffered Miloslavsky.
Darkness. Light. The wall in place. The room has no Bunshi no Miloslavsky. It remains only a gramophone and bundle glasses.
Appears Timofeev.
Timofeyev. In the attic was locked! Help me out again!.. God, where are they? Huh? (Rushes to the machine.) They moved the arrow in the opposite direction!! They were taken?.. What will it be?.. Bunsha! Bunsha! Ivan Vasilyevich!
Far cry John.
This in the attic yells!.. But the key is where is the key?.. God, they key pulled out! What to do let me!.. What to do then, eh?.. No key... Well, took the key from... Ivan
Stage. Why are you the key took?! However, it is useless to yell. They key bring... to Return to the room?.. (Runs away.)
Pause.
j. Opens front door and enters the house.
Shpak. Some concern to me since then, as the blonde from the Bolshoi theater called... couldn't see out in the service of... (Touches the lock on my door.) For goodness sake..
Room Shpak illuminated. Starling enters, rushes to the written
table.
Father! (Rushes to the cupboard.) Priest!! (On phone.) The police! Police?!
The voice in the radio: "so, comrades, we continue our lecture on
the pigs..."
In a lane, ten— Grand theft, comrade!.. Who? Of course, me, Starling! Shpak my name!.. The blonde robbed!
Voice in radio: "Fertility, dear comrades, pig inferior
only rabbit, and that with difficulty. In the tenth year two pigs can
to give one million pigs!.."
Chief... It's not about the pigs I say! Don't listen about pigs! This radio! Didn't steal the pig! Coats and suits!.. What are you angry?
Voice in radio: "the Ancient Romans for the fertility adored pigs..."
Listening to? Well, I'll now make it up to you myself! My father, my father!.. (Sobbing, rushes from the room and hiding behind the front door.)
Voice in radio, is no longer restrained, poured wave: "Many believe the pig is a brute, stupid and untidy. Oh, how unfair it is, comrades! Whether negative pork side be attributed to treatment with this beast? Treat the pig well I and you will get the opportunity to train..."
Another voice breaks in first: "And now the band harmonies
will perform the popular dance of Anitra..."
Music.
Curtain
Act two
Room Timofeev. In it, John and Timofeev. Both in the excitement.
John. Oh, my God, my God, the Almighty!
Timofeyev. Shh... hush, hush! Don't shout, please! We will nazywam terrible trouble and, in any case, the scandal. I'm crazy, but I try to control myself.
John. Oh, hard to me! Malwae again, you're not a demon?
Timofeyev. Oh, mercy, I'm in the attic explained to you that I'm not a demon.
John. Oh, don't lie! King lie! Not a human desire, but God's assent, the king am!
Timofeyev. Very good. I understand that you are the king, but at the time I ask you to forget about it. I'll call you don king, and just Ivan Vasilyevich. Believe me, for your own good.
John. Alas, Ivan, alas, alas!..
Timofeyev. What to do, I understand your frustration. Indeed, the incident is depressing. But who could have expected such a catastrophe? They key took with him! I can't send you back now!.. And you realize that they're both in there right now with you! What will happen to them?
John. Dog with them! Their heads cut off, and the whole business!
Timofeyev. How to cut off heads?! God, I killed two people! It is unthinkable! It's monstrous!
Pause.
Do you drink vodka?
John. Oh, Woe is me!.. Anise.
Timofeyev. No we'll give me. Drink mountain Dobrescu you enjoy and will come around. Me too. (He takes the vodka, snack.) Drink.
John. You eat from my Cup.
Timofeyev. Why is that? Oh yeah... You think I want to poison you? Dear Ivan, we are not accepted. And sardines in our age it is much easier to poison than vodka. Drink safely.
Piot.
John. What's your name, sorcerer?
Timofeyev. My name is Timofeev.
John, Prince?
Timofeyev. What's the Prince! We have one Prince in the whole of Moscow, and he claims that he is the son of the coachman.
John. Oh, you bastard! To torture him, so he confesses!
Timofeyev. Do not expect. How it may try, We recognized it, believe me. Cheers!.. No, when I think that they're losing my mind!.. Drink. Eat ham.
John. Day-lean...
Timofeyev. Well, sardines.
John. The housekeeper vodka did?
Timofeyev. Well, let's suppose... hard to explain...
John. So it got to be such you do? Oh-Ho-Ho!.. I also have one of such was... the wings did...
Timofeyev. Chickpea-since?..
John. I put it on e barrel of gunpowder, let him fly!..
Timofeyev. Right!
John! You, therefore, live here? Mansions-close that.
Timofeyev. Yeah, the mansion is unimportant.
John. And your woman, is she where?
Timofeyev. My wife with her lover Akinyi in the Caucasus today ran.
John. Lie!
Timofeyev. By God!
John. Catch? How to catch, Akina put on a stake. This is the first thing...
Timofeyev. No, why? No... They love each other, well let them be happy.
John, that's true. You're a good man... Oh, God! I'm here... and the Swedes, Jedi they Kem took! Lord, look for the key! Send me back!
Timofeyev. You know, I'd run to the mechanic, but at home not a penny of money, all wife gave.
John. What? Money? (He takes from his pocket the gold coins.)
Timofeyev. Gold? Saved! Ivan, all right! I am now in Torgsin, then to a locksmith, he will make the key, we open the machine.
John. I'm with you go.
Timofeyev. On the street? Oh no, Ivan, it's impossible. You stay here and nothing hidden. I have even locked and if someone knocks, do not open. Yes no can't come. Thank you Akino that his wife was taken away... in short, wait for me, sit quietly.
John. Oh my God!..
Timofeyev. In an hour I'll be here. Sit quietly!
Timofeev, closing the door of his room, goes.
John one, considers things in the room.
The street heard the noise of the car.
John carefully looks out the window, bounces. Drinks vodka.
John (quietly sings). I did great sins... help me, for God's sake... we'll help you, the miracle workers of Moscow...
A knock on the door.
John shudders, crosses the door, the knocking stops.
Juliana (behind the door). Timofeyev, sorry again dared to disturb during a family crisis... That Ivan was not you? It all over the house. Timofeyev, you have no right to remain silent!.. You, comrade Timofeev, uncultured people!
John baptizes the door, and the voice of the hive disappears.
John. The life-giving cross is doing. (Drinking vodka.)
Pause.
Then the door turns the key.
John baptizes the door, but it does not help. Then he hides behind
screen.
The door opens, and the Zinaida. Throws the suitcase. RAS is designed.
Zinaida. What a scoundrel! It's ruined! And I... why I opened all this Holy man?.. (Looks at table.) Well, of course, washed down with grief!.. Yes, washed down... And the record player... where's the gramophone? A good gramophone... coke, you don't? I do not understand!.. Here an Orgy of what once was... He must be the vodka went. Who was he drinking? (Opens the package.) Pants! I do not understand! (Starts the record player.)
John crouches behind the screen to crack.
And here again here... deceived in the most impudent manner.
After some time on the front call.
Zinaida comes out into the hall, opens the door.
I included Keane, a young man in a beret, pants, knee-length with !?t beard growing from under his chin.
^ Issacher.':
I'm keen. Zina, it's me.
Zinaida. How? Is that you?! Out! (Goes into the room Timofeev.)
I'm keen (at the door). Zinaida Mikhailovna, are you alone? Open up, please.
Zinaida. I scoundrels in principle not open.
I kin; Zina! I pray you, Zina, I'll explain everything, Zina, hear me out.
Zinaida opens the door.
(Entering the room Timofeev.) Zina, what happened? Why did you run away? I don't understand...
Zinaida. Arnold Savelyevich, you bastard!
I'm keen. God, what a word! Zina, this is a misunderstanding, I swear to the Fifth film!
Zinaida. The misunderstanding!.. He will explain!.. I left my husband, the Holy man now drunk as shit, I leave the lovely living space, break up with the person who prayed for me, blew off the dust, a brilliant inventor!.. Going to that scoundrel and...
Yakin. Zina, what a word!..
Zinaida. You do not know these words! I would tell you!.. And two hours prior to our departure I find his unknown lady...
Yakin. Zina!..
Zinaida. ...he gently holds the hand!..
Yakin. Zina, I checked with her stage! It is my professional duty!
Zinaida. Grabbing the elbows? No, grab your elbows, you answer! (Gives Akino a slap in the face.)
I'm keen. Zinaida! Comrades, what is it?!
Zinaida. Out!
Yakin. Zinaida understand, it's the same episode! She's a snub!
Zinaida. How? It will be removed!
Yakin. A small part... a Tiny, tiny epizodik! I can't remove the picture without a snub! And then, let you hit me! Director?
Zinaida. Remove the snub-nosed, noseless, what you want! I've had enough! I'm going to Skew in the staging of "Boris Godunov".
I'm keen. Oblique hack! No play will not!
Zinaida. I'm sorry, the statement was approved! I'll play the Queen! I'm not interested in more of your "Golden apples" in Gagra!..
I and n. I want everybody to understand that he doesn't have anyone for the role of Ivan the terrible! Painting will preserve the hell out, and then you'll remember me, Edna!
Zinaida. There John? Sorry, I was rehearsing with him.
I'm keen. Where do you rehearse?
Zinaida. Here, in his apartment!.. And when we passed the place where Boris declared king, Scythe, already on that hard man, crying like a child!..
I'm keen. Rehearse behind my back? This betrayal, Zinaida! Who plays Boris, the king? Who?
John (coming out from behind the screen). What Tsar Boris ? Boriska?!
Zinaida and Yakin freeze.
And come here, slave!
Zinaida. Jesus, what is that?!
Yakin. How do you rehearse? God, what a character!
Zinaida. Who is this?!
John. Boris in the Kingdom?.. So he, sly Fox, paid to the king for the good I've done him!.. He tsarstvovati and all possess!.. He is guilty of death!
Yakin. Bravo!
Zinaida. Oh my God... Yakin, explain to me... Yakin, hide me!
John. Well! To talk to Boris with the executioner afterward. (Akino.) Why would you hurt this boyar woman, serf
Yakin. Wonderful! Amazing! Ridiculous!.. I do not recognize you in makeup. Who are you?! Let me introduce myself: Arnold Yakin. Twenty thousand, and tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning of the Fifth, the factory signs a contract with you. To put going to be me. What is your name?
John. Why, you tramp! Death pimple!
Yakin. Bravo!! Zinaida, how do you hide it from me?!
John has Yakin rod.
Excuse me!! What are you, crazy?.. Pretty!..
John. On your knees, worm! (Enough Janina beard.) I'm keen. This is out of bounds, it's hooliganism! Zinaida. Obviously, I was crazy... Who are you? Who are you?
John. Prince Timofeev, come to me! Caught the offender, the son of a bitch, I'm Kina!
Yakin. Help!! Citizens!.. Somebody... Zinaida. Help! Who is he?! Robbers! The apartment the thief!..
In front appears Shpak, listens to the screams.
Oh no! My God, I understand! This is the real king! Koke is a managed experience! (To John.) I beg you, stop it!
John (drew from under his coat a knife, shouting Akino). Pray, son of a bitch!
• Shpak looks in the door.
Stomach or death? Ask the boyar!
Yakin (grunts) Belly...
John. Get up, bastard!
Yakin. What is it, I ask you?! (Shpak.) Citizen*, saved from the robber!
Shpak. Rehearse, Zinaida?
Zinaida. Turnips are rehearsing......
Yakin. What kind of turnips... Citizen!..
John. What?.. Kiss your hand! Taught you, scoundrel! Yakin. Hand? I don't YEL... now, Now... (Kisses the hand of John.)
Zinaida (John). I beg you, sit down.
John sits down.
Shpak. Naturally as you play! What king typical, he looks just like bunsha. Only that person stupid. Stole from me, Zinaida! (Bursts into tears.)
Yakin tries to escape.
John. Where?!
Yakin. Here I am...
Zinaida (Shpak). Wait, I don't understand... how robbed?
Shpak. Clean, Zinaida! I'm sorry, citizens, no one met on the stairs a blonde from the Bolshoi theater? She was treated... That's the kind of house we have, Zinaida.
John. Kill yourself, my good man?
Shpak. Sir, how not to get killed?..
John. What did they take from you?
Shpak. The record player, cigarette lighter, clock, coverlove coat, suit, hat... everything that had made back-breaking labor, all of them died... (Crying.)
John. What about you?
Shpak. I'm sorry, what are—"whose" I do not understand?
John. Whose flunky, you say?
Zinaida. Oh my God, what's going to happen!..
Shpak. It is rather strange!..
John (taking the coin). Take the lackey, and the glory of the Tsar and Grand Prince Ivan Vasilyevich!..
Zinaida. It is not necessary that you do!
Shpak. Sorry, what are you all — Yes, lackey lackey! What I'm your lackey? What kind of word is that?
Zinaida. It was a joke!
Shpak. For such jokes to the people's court to fly is possible. I don't need your coin, it is fake.
John. You crafty peasant, from king's gift no?
Zinaida. He's out of role from the role...
Shpak. This role is abusive, and I ask her not to apply to me. Goodbye, Zinaida, and not happy that I went. Where Is Ivan? I want him to witness the terrible pokroju in my apartment... (walks away.)
Zinaida. Listen to me, Arnold, but, I beg you, calm down. This is the real Ivan the terrible... No blinking eyes.
I'm keen. Your home, Zinaida, crazy!..
Zinaida. No, Kokin work. Did I tell you about his car... he wants to call not the past, not the future. He has summoned from the past king.
I'm keen. Nonsense!
Zinaida. I am close to madness...
I CIN (having peered in John). Comrades, what is it?! (Silence.) What? What? You tell the truth?
Zinaida. I swear!
I'm keen. Let! In our days, in Moscow!.. No. it's.. He's dead!
John. Who died?
I'm keen. I... I didn't mean you... this is another one that died... who... Doctor to me!.. Am I crazy... Yeah after all, he could have killed me!
John. Come! To approach and answer! As long as you... ’
I'm keen. I am... please don't grab the knife!.. Sleep... Zinaida, call somewhere, save me! What he got against me? Where is your husband? Let's get him!
John. You boyar seduced?
I'm keen. I... I... my Life...
John. Filthy dog! What is the life?.. Instead of Holy fasting and abstinence—fornication and drunkenness with disastrous promised the devils bowls!.. Oh, angry husband! Devil nauciti thee long to Spain, in the dream, the hiatus, glavobolja hangover and other rage neizmennym and inscrutable!..
I'm keen. Gone! Zinaida, please tell me something Slavic... Your husband has no right to make such experiments!! (To John.) Paki and paki... cherub!.. Your Majesty, have mercy!
John. Repent, lobstrosity pimple!
Zinaida. Just don't kill him!
I'm keen. Repent!..
John. Nasty and bow your head and get to the honest the footsteps seduced by a boyar!..
Yakin. With pleasure! You did not understand me!! Do not understand!..
John. As you understand, when you say nothing?
Yakin. Do not speak the languages, your Majesty!.. In a dream or in reality?..
John. What is snub-nosed you had?
Yakin. This episode, I swear a film Studio! Zinaida did not understand!
John. Love this boyar woman?
Yakin. Madly in love!..
John. How could it not to love? Boyar grain beauty Lepa, Bela Velma, scarlet lips, eyebrow - mi Union, body abundant... What do you want, dog?!
Yakin. Nothing!.. Nothing!
John. So marry her, fool!! Prince lets her go.
Yakin. Asking you to marry me, Zina!
Zinaida. You can't fool me this time, Arnold? I had so often been deceived...
I'm keen. I swear a film Studio!
John. Swear by venerable Sergius of Radonezh!
I'm keen. I swear kinocilium monk of Radonezh!..
John. Well, look, the beard is sinful! If I'm that bad... will see I... I...
I'm keen. I Swear Sergius...
John. Do not interrupt the king! Inasmuch as patrimony you have no liking you a fiefdom in Kostroma. (Silence.) And the dowry, for... (Gives gold coins.)
Zinaida. Mercy, mercy. (Yanin) Nothing, nothing, we have them in the Torgsin surrender.
I and n (Zinaida). Another minute here and I'll be in the crazy house! Come on out...! Somewhere!.. Take me!..
Zinaida. Dear king, we are on the train to go.
John. Good riddance!
Zinaida (John). I'm sorry to bother you... I don't understand how Coca't guessed... you're not like this to be here... you could be arrested!
John. Oh, God Almighty!.. I forgot where I... I forgot!
Zinaida (takes costume Miloslavsky). You're not angry. I suggest you to change. Don't understand where is rags? Arnold, help him.
Yakin. Let me help you. Come behind the screen.
John. Oh, devilish clothes!.. Oh, the temptation!..
John and Yakin go behind the screen.
Zinaida. I still should write her a note, Nikolai. (Writes.) "Coca! I was coming back, but leaving again.
He almost stabbed Akina, he made an offer. Don't do it... Zina..."
John comes out from behind the screen in a suit Miloslavsky. Depressed.
That's more like it! God, he looks just like bunsha! Only points missing.
Yakin. Here glasses lying around...
Zinaida. Highly recommend, wear glasses (John Puts on glasses) the Spitting image! .., .4 .
John (glancing in mirror). Ugh!..
Zinaida. Well, allow me to thank you... You are very temperamental person!
John. Am I staying here? Oh God!.. How is the harp-the enchanted play?
I'm keen. This, if you please see the gramophone...
John. You do not ask...
I'm keen. Silent... Yes
Zinaida. Very simply, a needle in here and tweak.
The gramophone plays.
You see... You sit and play. And Coca is come, he will rescue you.
I'm keen. What is it... I confused... the record player, Coca... Ivan the terrible...
Zinaida. You cease to be nervous! Well, John, well, terrible... so what's the big deal?.. Well, good-bye!
I'm keen. I have the honor to bow!
John. To go far?
Zinaida. Oh yeah.
John (Akino). Liking you the robe of the king's shoulder.
I'm keen. Why?..
Zinaida. Ah, do not oppose him.
Yakin. Yes, Yes... (Clothed in a robe.)
Zinaida takes a suitcase and goes with Akinyi,
Zinaida (in the front). But still I'm happy! Kiss me...
Yakin. Nonsense!! Nonsense!! Nonsense! I swear to Sergius of Radonezh-skim!.. (Throws robe and goes with Zinaida.)
John single. Suited to the gramophone, winds it. Drinks vodka.
After a while the phone rings.
John (comes, stares at the phone, then shoots. On the face of his horror. Into the tube.) Where do you sit then? (Looks under the table and a cross.)
Juliana (in the front). Is there anyone there? Ivan has not seen? (Knocks at the door Timofeev, then enters.) Hello please! His whole house, the plumbers came and left... wife off at the co-op for herring stands, and he sits in another room and drunk!.. Yeah what are you crazy? Shpak
robbed Shpak around the yard restless, looking for you, and here he is!
You that you are silent! Father, what are you wearing?
John turned away, starts the gramophone.
What is it? Have you seen anything like that?
It is carbon monoxide poisoning! Father, Yes, he had on a pair of rear hole!..
Are you fighting, or what, with whom? What's the face turn?
John turns.
Duckies cute!.. Who do you look like?! Yes you're blind drunk! Yeah you don't look!
John. You'd be gone from here. Huh?
Juliana. How is it gone? You at yourself in the mirror-look out!.. In the mirror-look out!
John. Leave me alone, old woman, I in grief...
Juliana. Old girl?! How dare you, insolent? I'm twenty years younger than you!
John. Well, you're lying...
Shpak appears in front, then enters the room.
Shpak. Where is it? Ivan, what are you a superintendent? You look like my room treated!
Juliana. No, you're looking at the Blu!.. He's drunk, he's on his feet is not worth it!
Shpak. Ah Yes, the super. The person before the threads stripped and it the mountain dubnyak drink!.. My artist was robbed!..
John. You are here again? You make me sick!
Shpak. What are those words—tired? We have such a superintendent is not necessary!..
Juliana. Wake up, rogue! Trample you with posts!
John. Uh, yeah you're a witch! (Takes Ulyana herring and throws them in front.)
Juliana. Help!
John (armed with a stick). Oh, I'll teach you now!
Juliana. Help!.. Husband intelligent woman shoots! (Runs away through the front door.)
Shpak shocked.
Shpak. Ivan, you calm down... well, drink to the nervous man... I completely understand... But I don't
knew you like this 1.. I thought you are quiet... and, frankly, under her Shoe... and you—an eagle!..
John. Witch!..
Shpak. Frankly speaking, Yes. You are right. It's even good that you so... You stronger... there's a businessman, Ivan.
John. What do you want?
Shpak. Here is a list of the stolen items, Mr Bunsha... please testify... Stole two suits, two coats, two watches, two cigarette cases, down here... (Takes the paper.)
John. Like a petition the king? (Tears the paper.)
Shpak. Ivan!.. You drunk, I understand... but you don't do anything naughty.
John. You make me sick! What was stolen from you, tell me!
Shpak. Two Pat... that is one gramophone...
John. Well, take a gramophone. Choke. Tired.
Shpak. Excuse me, how... it's strange... quite like mine... But there you go!.. And the rest-how? Because it is necessary to sign!..
John. Yes, I gave you the money? You didn't take? Things stupid!..
Shpak. So drunk! What kind of money? No you I do not give money. You come to yourself, Ivan... We have a collective complaint will submit!
John. Uh, yeah you give... I see That you, in fact, the devils moved in?.. (He takes the knife.)
Shpak. Help!.. The super tenant cuts!..
Timofeyev runs into the hall, then into the room.
Timofeyev. What is happening? Where is he? Who changed you? As you let him in?.. I told you that you didn't open!..
Shpak. Look, Nikolai Ivanovich, our social worker!.. Help!.. I am the police!..
T I m o f e e (John). Stop or we'll die both!
John hides a knife.
|||ITAC (rushing in front). I immediately to the police!.. g
John. Prince! You whip down the stairs!.. Timofeev (rushes after Shpak in the front). I BEG you, wait!.. It's not Bunsha!..
Shpak. How not Bunsha?
Timofeyev. He's Ivan the terrible... the real king, j wait, Wait... I'm normal... please don't run to the police!.. This is my experience, my time machine!.. I ; caused it... I reveal a secret to you decent people!.. Don't break my experience! The scandal will ruin everything!.. I'll take it... just try the key... that key... ; Promise to be silent? Give honestly!
Shpak. Let, so is the king?..
Timofeyev. King...
Shpak. What is being done!..
Timofeyev. Be silent, then everything shall be explained later... Give word to any man...
Shpak. Honest to God.
Timofeyev. Well, thank you, thank you. (Runs off to his room. John.) Why did you opened the door? I asked you not to open!
Starling falls to the keyhole.
John. Why you him in the face gave?
Timofeyev. What are you, Ivan, do not have anyone in the face, for God sake! Your ... That's the key. Now let's try. (Tries to put the key.) Hands are shaking... But, hell, a little big... but Oh Well, now to file...
Presses the button in the machine. Room Timofeev goes out. Highlights
room Shpak.
Shpak. Coins, become to be real he was! Ah-Ah-Ah!.. (Talking on the phone in a whisper.) The police. Police? Says today robbed Shpak - No, don't get angry, I'm not about theft. We have here another case cleaner!.. Engineer Timofeev Ivan the terrible to the apartment called king... I'm teetotal... With a stick... What is happening!.. Give honest pioneer under the fireworks! Well, I'll now run down to you, he'll beat you...
Darkness.
Curtain