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El Bosso 10.12.19 05:56 am

They are among us (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)

They are among us

Five months have passed since then, we have revenge of Smoke and Tenpenny. Los Santos came under the control of Families, and it's time to return to Las Venturas and San Fierro. But first I decided to take a week off and take a week off from the crazy shit at the airport in Green Meadows.

Nice place. Clean air, no people. Can not hear any noise of cities or racing down the highway of tourist cars and trucks. Only the distant throb of the wheels with the railroad coming in the morning. Sometimes you fly for maize, are filled with fuel or toxic chemicals, fly away and then silence.

In the afternoon, I took the "desert eagle", a paper bag with food and went for a walk in the desert. The weather was clear, there were no clouds. Sands covered the starry sky.
Carefully crossing the highway, I started to get up to the rocks.
World, a lone traveler!
A familiar voice. Everything is clear, it's True. He watched me, or is this a chance meeting?
In the night the path of seeking together, to lead them to what their looking for!
– Yes, so simple!
We are moving in the direction of El Castillo del Diablo. Although the deserted village was four miles, I began to slowly turn to the side. The truth stopped. I walked a few steps, but he didn't budge.
– All right, let's see watcha got.
When he returned, I handed him the package, but he paid no attention to the food. I think I shrugged and started to chew on the carrot, and in the meantime crazy hippie looked at the sky, dotted with thousands of blinking dots.
– Man, you never explained to me what the green crap was in the Bank.
The old man remained silent, continuing to look at the sky.
Karl, friend, tell me how to determine the direction of the North, if there is no compass?
– Very simple – I pointed to a bright point hanging on the horizon over the North star always in the North.
– Is life in the ghetto teaches such things? asked the Truth was finally looking at me.
– No, man, in flight school we had to memorize.
That's how it is. – Really turned South and started to observe bright stars.
– Do you know the name of this constellation?
Is something like some guy with a spear?
Yeah, the constellation of Orion. Know? Lower right bright blue Rigel, and diagonally on the right shoulder, the red lady of Betelgeuse...
Red? Where there is red?
Hippie dumbfounded. It seems that this time he himself drove into a stupor. This increased appetite, and I went for a second stick.
– Wait, bro, Carl, but damn Betelgeuse should be a red! – exclaimed the Truth.
– I don't know about what you Batel, homie, but this crap bright blue.. Fuck, man, she's growing up!
Now we both fell into a stupor. Bright pale blue dot alarmingly rapidly. Really grabbed me by the arm and dragged her into the bushes. I dived for him, for fear of stepping in a pile of shit.
– What the hell, man, what the hell is happening again?
Now it was blindingly bright circle. He began to shift to the side. He looked pale red dot. And the circle was creeping on the South-West and closer to us.
– Carl is here to see us!
It's weird to sit like an idiot in the middle of the desert, with cowering point and useless gun in the bosom, when you are rushing bright hell. In the head rush scenes operating tables, where little monsters with a laser scalpel to cut your dick off and shove tentacles into the nostrils, and you lay down and can't move. I was now sitting in the backyard of a Retinue and playing dominoes with the fellas.
Dropping the bag, I crawled in the direction of the airfield. Really grabbed me by the ankle and pulled him back. I silently kicked him. Moaning, hippie jumped up to me.
Carl, now is not the time!
– You mothafuca’ mad!? What the hell do you all want from me?
– They haven't detected us, Carl. We quietly follow them!
– Are you stoned, you old son of a bitch. Go to hell!
– Look!
A bright circle turned dark red disk, the bottom of which continued to give blue light. He went down and almost disappeared behind a hill.
Really threw me and ran upstairs. I was about to continue his journey, but the sight of all the other stars, which could also turn into a dish and pounce on me, forced to turn back and follow the only one who was thinking in this situation.
The truth lay on the edge of the mountainside. I crawled and gasped:
– War zone!
– Yes, brother, you about it do not forget!.. softly whispered hippies.
– Man, it's the damn warriors! This time you're gonna make me steal the plate and steal with it the tank green urine!
– Shh-sh-sh-sh!
Umolknut, I began to follow. While the drive down, the weather began to deteriorate. Quickly came the clouds and the wind began to disperse the dust. From somewhere crept the fog.
Is that at Fort Carson did not see, – said the Truth.
– Who the fuck all does it? I asked, flicking from the face of the onslaught of the dry Bush.
Technology, brother. They have and is not there.
The disk hovered over the area and went down to the flight pad near the helicopters. The walls fell the legs of the crane. This thing was the size of four-storey house. The old man pulled out a pair of binoculars. Had the ladder and I instinctively clung to the Truth.
– Think about a pink elephant! – he ordered, not looking up from the binoculars.
I couldn't focus on the elephant hell. The ramp came down not people in suits, and six-foot lizards with long tails! It's a TV show, a hoax!? Dinosaurs in gear! They are greeted by officers and escorted to the bunker!
The towers lit up the lights.
– Carl, you think about a pink elephant!? – panicked Really.
– No, man, what the fuck else elephant at this tryndets!
– They found us! the old man turned and crawled down the slope.
The spotlight began to feel the surrounding hills, and I without question bolted.
We slid down and ran to the airplane graveyard. The truth rushed like hell and was terribly hoarse.
– Hey, where's your mini-bus!
The old man slowed down.
He's useless, dude!
We ran to the first plane wreckage, and disappeared into his gut. Leaning against the wall, the old man was trying to catch my breath.
– I don't blame you, Carl! It's not your fault, no!
Not guilty, man?
– We've been spotted. But you're not to blame for what's supposed to happen... cough, cough...
– What will happen, tell me!
– Nothing, we've made it! – The truth shook his head.
– For real? Ah, my friend, you make a fool of me!
– I stayed at your place until the storm subsides, and leave. But remember: if you see a gray van without advertising, then think about a pink elephant or a tennis ball.
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El Bosso 10.12.19

Checking the available weapons and warning the Manager about certain urgent Affairs, I have decided to return home and wait out a possible RAID. When they reached the Barbed Pine, I cheated and not sitting on the train, with four changes made it to the East of Las Venturas and with the local station left in Los Santos.
In the morning at the station of unity was full of cops and commandos. Looking for drug couriers. Of course it warned me. As if nothing had happened, I drove to grove Street.
Sleep until noon, I woke up with a sore head and called MADD Doggy. Everything was in order. Drinking a Cup of coffee with three spoons of sugar, I went up to the Suite. We spent the evening playing cards and dominoes. It was too fine, no problems, idyll, calm.
By midnight came the kid with the district.
– Svit, RAID! Cops go to ganton!
– Hell, call everyone, be on the lookout!
While big brother got the gun from the kitchen cupboard, I tried to understand whether my soul came the cops.
Looks like we're short someone on the paw, Sweet?
– I don't give anyone a paw, I do business. You sit, nigger? It's not the showdown with the stoned Ballas!
We went out to the backyard. There had already gathered the leaders of grove Street.
– Any news from the guys of the Boulevard Sevilla?
– No, everything is quiet.
– Called MC Shithead with temple Drive, there is also no RAID.
Suite with anger spat. The cops were going to take grove Street.
People took positions on rooftops. I climbed into the yard of the old Ryder and began to follow the next streets. On the bridge was walking our guys, armed with TEC-9's.
– Hell, Sweet! – I slapped myself on the forehead – I put my own brother! I had to lie deeper. Now the district will crumble! If not today, then next week...
I remembered the words of Truth that San Fierro is the best place to hide. And the devil possessed me to go out in this fucking desert, this asshole zvezdocheta!
Could not hear sirens. Maybe they already passed the Idlewood, but go not to us?
The phone rang.
Now, there's some bullshit. We want to take in the quiet...
Here goes a string of kopovskogo machines. Sirens not included. Behind them ride buses SWAT!
I closed my eyes and vowed if I got out alive from this mess – sell the airport, and my legs would not be in the desert!
The cops run a chain, in several rows. We could not stand and began firing. Here began. From the bus poured the special forces. Someone fired at them from a grenade launcher. Blast and several cars on fire, cops get confused and run to shelters. Niggas firing at them from rooftops.
– Sweet, there is no point in this shit I got to get, homie!!
– To leave the area, the house!? Grandmother and good!?
– Yes, but the city is not looking for us, remember?! We don't have to show up! Not that we were shooting!
– What don't you think, nigga!
The news slowly flies boys. Until the cops came to, should be a run on the hill in the surrounding areas. Boulevard and temple will cover homies.
Brother with a couple of buddies went down to the bottom of a dried-up channel and ran to the tunnel that led to the area belonging to agosam. There they will steal a car and move to the MADD Doggy for the night. They weren't here. Clean as a child's soul.
I stayed to cover them. In vain. The cops opened fire. Flew glass. The screams and cries of the inhabitants. The first shed blood. A bulldozer covered with steel plates, was crushed cars, built in the way of cops. It's time to leave.
Bad wondering which way to go, I went down to the canal and got to the area vagosov. But there put barriers on the highway. With the hope that the Suite was time to slip out before the cops cordoned off and the area, I turned back. Where to go? The channel leading to the port area is stalled. You can rush to the North, in the heart of downtown.
I'm running through the darkness, faintly illuminated by stars. They twinkle, laughing, watching me, they'll get me and kill. The sound of sirens has a calming effect – around people. Or are they not people? Where tale, where is she?
Stumbling, I fell and bumped his head on a concrete wall. Someone walked up to me. He felt the gun I tried to shoot. In the eyes dimmed, my ears heard a thin whistle. I couldn't figure out who pulled that trigger or not? All will rushed to hand in the index finger. Come on buddy, finish them all! Why not hear the shots!?