MelShlemming
The tale of the Fool not heard?Great skazaka that I know everything(everything that I and my cat)
The tale of the Fool
There once lived in Russia, the Tsar, and was the king's three sons. The senior was govnar shot up and at the Laban some cacophony of bass in the chicken coop with such as he, obdolbyshami. The average was a crappy rapper and listen to Gufa to Timothy, for that he was struck repeatedly. And the youngest was listening to the classics: Bethoven, Tchaikovsky and other individuals. For this he was called a fool, because it is not fashionable.
And once he is very tired and he decided to leave the Kingdom aimlessly. And his eyes looked in different directions, because he was a scythe. So he went to the nearest ditch, then a tree... in the evening he, in General, all the oaks old forehead posshibat. Came up was a Fool to the next tree, as it suddenly roared: Oh, you asshole, you the branch into the hollow. I'm here as a damn stick, follow these oak trees for thousands of years, and you, the ass with ears, my whole work is ruined! What will I tell the boss?. And said a good man to answer the Devil And you would not go in deadwood, Pinocchio unfinished! Yes, I like you cold nights in the furnace burn packs, log! Yes, that you consumed for dinner, ate, branch-overgrown!. And ofigela from such words, even in response said nothing. However, Fool myself ofigel from himself, because he's normally very cultural, and for all the life of the word brane is not said (except when he dropped himself of the weight on the little finger, then his culture was appreciated by all far far away state, including the province, so he yelled good and not really the Mat).
And went to the third son on. They walked and walked until he reached a fork. At the fork on the stone giant is. And the stone from out banner offering maniacs-rippers. And underneath in small print the words: go Right - you get into trouble. Go to the left - you get into trouble. And just go - you get into trouble. In short, it was you, traveler. And on the stone is ancient sat a huge Raven. And said good fellow crow: Well, what are you looking at? What fine fellows never saw?. And the Raven to him and says: I'm sick of you people, the poor dolt. Hanging around here all sorts, and then things disappear. There's even an inscription written for you to wandered. But you know what? You, I think you can. I see your face, you have nothing to save. So get out of here. "And which way do I blame," - said the surprised at the vocabulary of the crow Fool (surprised because his experience with the speaking bird was not as extensive. The fact that he is half a year taught the parrot to swear, and he never learned - dead). Wali and what they want for all I care. then wherever you go - anywhere all fucked up to you. Shoo away!.
And went Stupid on. And suddenly on the horizon loomed three huge Gopnik-heroes. They blocked his way and said: Well, all the traveler, it's no Bueno. Kole you were metal studded and listen to the group gunarsa, we your feet stutters to death! Cole you're a rapper pimply and listen Gufa, we your head let's go stir up the hive! Well stake you popsovik sensitivity under Dima Bilan unholy light, we from your ass hole for squirrels let's do it!. Did not lose my good fellow, took from his pocket the radio, but as they include Michael Jackson! And as dance heroes, so much so that the bast powder was used up until they are under the king away. And left the heroes in the sunset moonwalk, and they were never seen. Never. Because I do not have back to walk next to the cliff, it cherevato!
And the Fool went on his way. Long he travelled, long time. An hour and a half approximately. And then returned home because I was hungry like a dog, and indeed, there is nothing to hang around all sorts of corners of the world! It is better to lie at home on the stove and smoke bamboo is still other things in the Fairy Kingdom no. Stupid Kingdom.
The end! All run away, the credits will not.
Nothing special, he means just that was the name of one of the actors in the German movie, so remember)
Heh, first took the nickname of one of the characters in the book Cleanup, namely Mister Moonlight, which often sang the song Moonlight and Vodka, in honor of what it called.
But the problem was that this nick banal in the extreme, and is used in almost all services, so I decided to find a new one. Plus, I wanted to keep this lunar theme. The process was delayed about a year because I gave up on the search after 2 days.
And then I played Wolfenstein: The New Order, which features one great song - Mond, Mond, Ja, Ja. Моnd with the German translates as Moon.
Added the first three letters of the name and voila - RadM0nd. Almost like a home appliance manufacturer which I will not name, for be accused of advertising. Because of this, by the way, I wanted to rename the ComRadM0nd, but soon scored again.
After this backstory, I can finally say that my nickname means:
Nothing. Just two words are connected together. So understand what you want. Though Radioactive Moon at least Manufacturer bitway technology, though more like that
