Funny stories from life.
Greetings to all. In this topic, I would like to share your funny stories from my life.One very memorable story happened to me long ago, more than a decade ago. Once my parents vacationing at NovoKuibyshev the beach. This beach I remembered that you could walk from the coast almost to the middle of the river so it was very small. I went about 10-15 meters from shore and began to splash other children. And then my mother shouted me so I turned around. Turning around I was overjoyed at thirty centimeters from me, floated some big fish at high speed. Fin was visible on the water and I could even touch him or even to catch a fish from the bottom. But at that time I was still a child and did not dare. But the experience was enough for a long time.
Share your stories. Will be very interested to know what happened to You.
funny stories pile up there
talk about the fins, not funny, but it was the place to be
once in Anapa and a friend have a rest, he drunk the local wines and imagines himself a great swimmer, not even noticed as gone, rushed over him...
swam to him I realized that back in any way, it will not cope with it,.. just got to the buoy and hands started waving to the thread but saw ... saw and waved and yelled like turn around, turned around, and there around the fins of circling sharks! ((..... I drag, but it's heavy, doesn't give in, besides he is deeply do not care because drunk
and then these fins began to jump out and turned out to be dolphins, they helped me in the ass my friend pushed and kept afloat, and I didn't understand what he's up water jumps))
dolphins are amazing! the overmind! wonder they are kept in captivity, and all sorts of dolphinariums, Oh wonder
I have quite a lot of curiosity associated with passport controls and airports. Go through passport control to Board the plane from Egypt. And there's no need to undress, and miss almost all clothes through the scanner. Well, I undressed, put the clothes on the tape, had her scanned, she came out on the other hand, I got dressed and was horrified to find that the passports and no tickets. They remained lying on the other side. And there are already declared fit for the plane. I begin in broken English to explain that I forgot my ticket and passport on the other side. And these doubly security continue to demand ticket and passport when passing ago. In the end they let me ago, I took the passport and tickets, go back and then again they require to undress. I'm starting to resent, they say you are crazy, you just checked me, I was walking to the chair and back that you're going to have to find me. And they say they do not know this order. Meanwhile boarding the plane. Nothing to do, I undressed, they again checked her out, I got dressed, gave them tickets and passport. They put a stamp and I gallop rushed to the landing, ate it, came almost last.
Another curious case associated with the translation difficulties, happened when I, my sister and my mother passed customs between Thailand and Cambodia. Visa filled our guide from Thailand, and all three machine scribbled the female gender. Cambodian customs officers were laughing 10 minutes-th.
In Asian countries there is a cult of selfishness just 100го level. They are easy at any moment to stop work and go out to eat, to sleep, to go to the toilet, and they absolutely do not care you need something urgently to make or somewhere to go.
We stand like that Thailand in the queue for checking in and here Thai just closes the Cabinet and goes to the rest room. And let the whole world wait, or queue of hundreds of people, and you in particular, which still need to get to the interchange in Moscow. And then another shake an hour in the bus from Surgut to Yugansk and the next morning to get up in the 7m to work. But praise the Buddha he know to put the changer.