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Dead_Raladin 18.03.20 07:04 pm

Our work in oblivion (The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion)

Well, this topic that you've been waiting for!
No flood! I now sneak :)
Write there poems, stories, adventures, insert pictures, but marked for Example: STORY: ((( story text )))
VERSES: ((( Verse )))
Etc.
Nikokogo mate, even using an asterisk!
For non-compliance will be issued warnings!
About the rest of the rules will tell a Hamster is a Jedi.
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Mankar Kamoran 18.03.20

This verse was deleted by Hamster:


VERSE:
jo432
15.06.07 02:54

In funny verse,I made it up))

I love when Dremora are not near
I love when Ocato speaks directly to me:
I love when people like you
Not like Dagon,but I love Cyrodiil!
Well, I'm adjusting it in response:
I love when people like me
Not like Dagon and love myself!
Well, he oshalev,heart attack received
And I fucking dumped.
Knocking out of the Palace and began to think I
What else I love...
And so planning began to list what
I love Nirn to gather and Altmer to give them,
Order Daedr in a moment run,
I love mages Guild take place,and
Fighting also love about the dark brotherhood don't forget we also
And gray Fox den, we gonna get there
All killed in the arena and get the loot for it I.
I don't like to drink,I love to fight and to learn the craft.
Generally people are bad perarasu,although sometimes I want to get drunk,
Crash into a ditch and roll down
To bump on a rock and snoring...
-Pretty!!Got!!-cried the wife
And sleep was quickly sent to me......

jo432
15.06.07 16:17

Here's the continuation)

Going to bed began to think I
Why so much bother me
Dagon padidan,Seventh is dead
And not having to think
Again this fool to sleep drove.
On the next morning hours somewhere in the five
I got up and went from fools to walk.
And again I continued to list
That in this life I love
I love when the birds sing
And when their Daedroth flock guzzle
And when I eat them I will kill
And primik to the pub then go
Nairana,napiza and go take a NAP
And then quietly,without paying
Using a dual window flip smetana.
And then the ads you see:
Some asshole got drunk and Salil and not paid(reward of 200$)

to be continued...)

Gangsta 187
15.06.07 16:33

Here's the continuation...)))

I went with povinnoy guards sit
Remember, no dough, had to fight...
Knocked out a couple and fled,
Itius Ghayn me ran
I quickly into the cave, hiding from the bastard,
but the rock creatures identity is not happy with me.)
had to get out of there faster
Itius bastard's
waving his sword, the back of the creature screaming...
I took the cloak and let's run quickly...
I fled somewhere an hour or two
I look-before me the local lads.
One says trick or treat
Hell, with rhymes of the lost...

jo432
15.06.07 16:36

I choose life
Tale ahrenela and blue
What kind of moron would choose life
Kada have a purse full of coins
So purse if not no
I said to them right in the face
So that's another thing
Itis already ran up
And I already umatal

here more))

jo432
15.06.07 16:41

Itius was catching up with me
But at the same time and lagged
I almost ran to the Corolla.
Already vineeta tower
The guards are asleep,quiet night
Here I run into town quietly
And for me runs guy
Armature UUUUUUUUUUU
All the people woke up and even vampire
Supper lousy, stinkin balmerom
The vampire got scared and ran away,
And the guy behind me all ran and ran

Gangsta 187
15.06.07 16:50

Well so I decided to fight him,
Well not hunting to me to the guards to sit!
I hooked up a couple of times of Itisa, reptile,
He fell on the floor, what a shame...
The guards with bows firing at me,
And they yell: I'm NOT GUILTY!
In General, dumped me after all, freaks
All score at the verse, although it may...)))


jo432
15.06.07 16:59

Suddenly the Countess Kowalska overlooks the square
And looking at all this drama
And says Oh this rheumatism
The guards laughed and I ran away
All the guards right behind me
Well, I fled to anvil road
Itius stood up and too for me
We all ran about a day.
Here ran,I rushed immediately to the port
The guards surrounded me from everywhere...

Well colleague,you can continue))

Gangsta 187
15.06.07 17:05

Okay so, I will continue to write,
you can even bezkontsa continue)
in short, the guards yelling:
GIVE IT UP, SCUM LIKE YOU ARE DYING!
but I decided not to sdavatsa,
and over the guards to make fun of.
I run toward them, jump wanted
but Itis Ghayn me clamorous hurt.
Hurt me, lie panting,
And this freak came slowly...

jo432, you have the floor! (in an interesting situation of the hero set)))

jo432
15.06.07 17:12

To me it fits,I told him in the groin
Once on the ground,I barely got up
The Claymore took agonow
To battle angelskoy prepared I
But I changed my mind and once in the water dive
And swam to the other side of the river
The guards behind me went
Armor would be rusted and drowning.
On shore, I climbed out,drenched in blood
But the Claymore I have
I look on theBank,the guards dispersed
One lisb Itius waseca
After hitting my Koronowo....

Gangsta,please...

Gangsta 187
15.06.07 17:19

Protestival was recovering health I,
all the wounds healed slowly.
I looked to the pier-look - gayna no!
Think probably entered the convent for lunch.
Suddenly he appeared in front of me!
I think:digs the Grave himself...
In General, I swung gosney clamorous,
Suddenly I froze: Chait me?
Rear Itius, slowly, a giant killer fish swam.
Cutting as she jump out of the water:
SO MUCH BLOOD! Jo,try, describe)

jo432
15.06.07 17:29

SO MUCH BLOOD
Ash in my eye
And still no gayna
The fish moved not me
How to jump me
I clamorous her right in the throat
.......
Here and there fish-killers and gayna too
And I went ahead
And ahead was the house
But not simple and with the roof of sinoway

Keep it up gangsta

Gangsta 187
15.06.07 17:55

In the house I go-look - three of them,
red eyes at me with a bloodthirsty look.
Feel-the vamps, but the fight did not dare,
Spoke to the bartender, and took a drunk.
A drunk sitting at the vampires staring,
They sakalelis, and I'm going to sleep.
Suddenly I hear:someone is sneaking,
think:yeah,a little tight will have...
stand up quickly and sophom in the face
vamp stunned him with a finger threaten.
Well, while the other two brutalized,
from both came down on me.
And the third joined them,
I thought I was drunk!
Nothing fight: the Claymore I had sold,
well, MY sword already obsolete.
Suddenly burst into the room
the innkeeper with claymores and let's fight.
In General, he slaughtered all of them, thank you,-
told him I fell...

jo?

jo432
15.06.07 19:02

In the morning I got up and went umica
Thought,we can come home to
That will come and what there sluchitsa
Frying pan get on the head I just
And then I filled up at times
Better go and pray for the sins that I have done, Joe and gangsta
Oh and then home to the native cow.

All this was the last part))

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H1ro 18.03.20

Here is my story Elusive assassin:
Arlian pulled out from behind the bow. He saw his - Agrippa Roni - its victim. Arlian sat on the roof of the fighters Guild, hiding behind the pipe. Agrilus accompanied by two guards went to the gate.
Arlian took from his quiver two arrows. Pulling the string, he let the two arrows in the back, Ronny.
The guard by the name of Martis spoke to Agrippa. Suddenly, when Roni told the anecdote about the two Khajiit fell to the ground with two poisoned arrows in the back.
The second guard named Neko looked around and saw some movement on the roof of the fighters Guild. Arlian put the rope on the pipe and went down with the house.
Neko, motioned the Martis ran for the Guild. Erlian removed the rope and put it in prapratno bag.
- Well, the assassin, the end of your career killers!
- What are you talking about? I'm just a chimney sweep!
- Yes? And bow to you?
- So to climb a tall building!
Suddenly ran up to them Martis:
- What happened, Neko?.. Neko! I can't believe my eyes!
"What?" asked Neko.
- You caught the Elusive. He had killed fifty victims, and sentenced to death. So, assassin, you should give up so, still you will kill you.
Erlian in a second pulled out two Darts and threw one of the guards. Martis declined, and Some have hit the dart Board. The assassin fled down the street and took out the cloak of the chameleon. Whip it out, he threw him on his back and put a hood on his head.
Five guards and Some with Martis stopped.
Where is that killer?- asked Neko the Martis.
- Perhaps he had a cloak of invisibility - one of the artifacts is Dark...and-and-and!- Martis felt his stifle some fishing line. He tried to interfere, grabbing the line, but then appeared out of thin air iron dagger and went to the Martis in the head.
- He's here! After him!- exclaimed the Neko and took out a flask from his coat pocket, threw water in the place where stood Erlion. Water cloak slipped and everyone saw Aliona. Between his fingers was on the dart, you could throw them, as all would be lost.
- Do not make sudden movements. Otherwise you will get acquainted with these Darts.
Arlian stood, sending Darts of the guards. But then out of the chapel came the captain of the guard. He stood near Arlina and saw what was going on, threw a fireball in Erlina.

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Eylin 18.03.20

Hmm... long time didn't come to visit. Well, okay, not to spawn threads, post here a link to my literary page. Placed where the beginning of the fan fiction Oblivion. How global will continue and whether - I don't know. If you are interested - read on and criticize.
http://zhurnal.lib.ru/editors/w/woloshina_m_n/

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Teressa 18.03.20

Eileen,

The furnace is not necessary.
Start your version great. I liked it. Probably want to read the sequel.

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Eylin 18.03.20

Teressa
Thank you, firebox will have to wait.:)
The extension will try to arrange into words in the near future.

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El Sid 18.03.20

The STORY of quest
Chapter 1
Redguard Dzhokhar looked at Sonia. After making a short pause, he said:
- We agreed that the quest in the Abyssinian Danze was the last....
Yes agreed, but do you remember what happened after that? I'll tell you what. Nothing. Customer stupidly took off with all our fees. And I'll remind you that it was 20K gold. Just them and not enough for the full 500k. 'interrupted Sonya imperka with attractive body, able to deal with enemies and.............
- Can not to advertise it. Then rabble hanging around – Johar looked around the main hall of the tavern. It seems nobody is paying attention.
- What are you afraid of? We train together any enemy can handle. Even with the very Mehrunes Dagon! And generally don't be a chicken. For Stripping the mine of the Imperial Trading Company promises 50K. I don't know why it's named, but for the money I even have in Oblivion to go.
- And I would have power over a million went. And it is doubted would..........
- What are you so afraid of?
- I have a bad feeling. And when I have a bad feeling......
- I, too, was a seer! I promise that after this we go to rest. I swear!
Okay, I agree. Went.............

-Here we come. said Julius, the representative of the ITK - stunted, thick Imperial.
-You said that the mission details will tell us the place. I'm all ears.- Dzhokhar was very interested in why the TIC took this mine in the mountains on the border with Skyrim.
-Six months ago, our scouts stumbled upon this shaft. That is mine and not the cave because it was fully equipped ready to work the mine. But there was no one working. The scouts toured the mine and down and not finding anything dangerous, reported to our office about his discovery. Three days later we sent the first batch of workers. Through the day we received a message that they found there large deposits ebonite raw! Can you imagine?! This is the only ebony mine outside of Morrowind! Besides the ebony, there was more than the mine of the Caldera! Know what benefits it promises? What money? Although...,-then Julius stopped and looked at Sonya and Johar - I like you too much to tell what you shouldn't know. I hope this will stay between us? Now I will continue. A week later we began receiving reports of missing workers and a month later we stopped to obtain any information from the mine. We sent scouts, but they too never returned. After that, we sent an armed detachment of Legionnaires, but they don't come back? I could kill 20 heavily armed Legionnaires. After that, we established a reward of 20K to anyone who could clean mine. Wishing it was a lot. From the Fighters Guild, the Mages Guild...But all would fail. We had to pick up the award at first then 40K to 50K. And at this moment, there you are. You have a good reputation. You have completed many orders for many influential persons. I hope that at least something will come of it......
-Yeah. Interesting picture is obtained. said Johar, Unknown evil is destroying the miners and those who want the evil to destroy. And many wanted to destroy it......
And many didn't work..... And you want me to risk his skin in such a twisted thing for a measly 50K? Treating me like an idiot? Only for 100k.
-This is a robbery...resented was Julius, but the conversation is unexpectedly interfered with Sonya:
-100k or we leave! And you can even own this mine to go!
-Okay. Agreed. 100k for the safe completion of the case. You are already going?
-Yes
-Then I went.....Good luck. said Julius, got on his horse and went to Broome.
-That was so cool. said Dzhokhar when Julius was out of sight.
He would and so these have given 100k. He has no other way out. ITK is very important that mine....We're going inside?
-Come on.........
The end of Chapter 1

To be continued.................

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El Sid 18.03.20

Chapter 2
For half an hour they walked through the mine. Johar went ahead, and Sonia was covering the rear. All the way, they met no living creature. Mine seemed to have died. But it was obvious that before it was used in full. Open the ebony strands stood out against the stone walls. And no, even a small skeleton or corpse. Dzhokhar started all this.
-Hey, Sonia, ' he said, - maybe there is no danger? Was, but surfaced? What do you think?
-Maybe.....-Sonya was clearly thinking about something else.
-Something happened?
-No, nothing...
It took another ten minutes of wandering and they nuzzled a dead end. After the turn the cave abruptly a tremendous chunk of rock.
-Well, that's all. – whether, annoyed, or relieved groan Johar to a dead end.
-Hmm. Really nothing? said Sonya and tapped his hand on the lump. The sound of knocking was....metal.
-What kind of ... surprised said Dzhokhar and with full force struck the stone with his steel glove. The thud of metal on metal was very strong in such a narrow place like the corridor of the mine. The adventurers for a second deaf.
Is metal. – stating a fact Sonya.
-Maybe it's the door? – presumed Johar - let's inspect this stone.
They are five minutes studied the block and already lost hope to open it when suddenly Sonya felt a hand on the stone ledge and pushed him. He heard the sound of the opening mechanism and the boulder sank to the floor. Eyes adventurers have predstal unlit narrow hallway... After hallway, their eyes appeared a wide audience. Room like Sonia and Dzhokhar in all Cyrodil never seen. Everything was made of metal. In the distance was heard the sounds of running machinery. On the walls were caused strange characters. Dzhokhar long stared at the wall, remembering something and said:
Sonia, I was told that during a trip to Morrowind I've been in Dwemer ruins?
Yes, I remember.
-So this whole hall one to one similar to those that I saw in these ruins
-Then it's Dwemer ruins?
-Yes
-But how?
-I'd like to know......
They began to inspect the room and suddenly Sonya drew his sword and with all his strength blasted Dzhokhar handle on the head. He fainted........
The end of Chapter 2

To be continued...........

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El Sid 18.03.20

3 Chapter
Dzhokhar woke up with terrible pain in the head. He had no idea that Sonya is so strong. Although, looking at the wall, on which he hit his head during the fall, you can understand why he passed out. “Dog!”- it in his pocket. Why did she do it? There is a long guess not. She went to Julia and said that he had fulfilled the contract, but the monster killed Dzhokhar. All money appropriated bitch! Then the doctor felt his neck. There was no chain with the key from the chest in the Bank Cyrodil where all their 480к. Curses, which he expressed on this occasion, I will not lead. Johar realized that he needed to get out. He staggered went door to door-block. Pulled the open lever....The door was slightly jerked and froze. He pulled the lever again. No effect. Conclusion: a Sonya broke the door down or it broke due to a decent age mechanism. This path was closed. But to get out of it! And Dzhokhar went to one of the corridors that flowed into the room.
Walking down the winding corridor, the doctor came across a lot of rooms, but it was either the living room or rooms generally unknown purpose. And here Johar at the end of the corridor. By the end of the corridor was a large round door. Johar entered. His eyes appeared a large room, in which were tables on which were many strange boxes and bright lights. Johar approached one of the tables, noticing the strange arm, wanted to pull him, suddenly from somewhere sounded a loud voice:”I would in your place did not.” The voice was hard and sharp.
-Who here?- anxiously asked the doctor.
-I
-Who are you?
I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. Karum Soda Mirim. Scientist. In this lab for the position of second specialist zero-transportation. And who are you?
-Dzhokhar. The Redguard. Warrior. A free mercenary.
-You are one of the proud residents of Hammerfel? Nice to meet you.
-And you what species?
-I? I pretend. Not very complicated? Do not pretend in a secret laboratory? By the way, I understand you came from the outside world? And how there lives my race? They won the great war?
-A great war?
A war that started the rascal Nerevar? Have you heard about this?
Yes.....Unfortunately not. As far as I know, during the last battle at red Mountain, the Dwemer all disappeared.....
-How?! Disappeared?! Oh, great Akulakhan.......Really? The whole race?
Yes. But their structure remained.
-It is strange because when zero-transportation.........
-Huh?
-I'm sorry. I forgot that we're unfamiliar with this term man. Realize zero-transportation allows.....as it is easier to say.....in General, it allows you to instantly carry objects, buildings, living creatures and the whole city to any place in the world. But it is in theory. The process is not debugged. There are all sorts of problems. For example, is one place you will find yourself in another. And maybe even will not get anywhere...just Then the bone will fall. And you can't tell in what area of Tamriel we are now?
In Cyrodil. In the mountains on the border with Skyrim.
-So far?! Wow.........What about the lab here?
-I was also interested.
-Of course I have some guesses, but to say them to you....Although if my whole race is gone then why not? Who else will listen? And I have so much to tell.....It was a month after the start of the great war. In this lab, I and ten other people have investigated the possibility to instantly transfer items. We call it the zero-transportation. Can't tell you why. You still do not understand. So, we conducted research for three years and this month we finally started the changes. We made the first successful experience. Moved metal capsule from one room to another. It was a success! Kagrenac himself gave us the gold medal of honor. But the next day something happened. During the experiment on the transfer of a living organism had been some kind of mistake. And we were moved....I woke up. I thought that everything was OK but then he saw the broken corpse of one of their colleagues. It was ripped apart during transport. Then I carefully went around the whole lab. No changes unless you count the corpses of those scientists. Torn apart corpses. I don't know how I survived. Maybe I just got lucky. I decided to leave the lab. In Morrowind it was in one of the caves of the red Mountains. And this cave is also moved. I opened the door and went out. It was cold outside. It is very cold. But I went. I thought to reach up to intelligent beings. They could help me. But in the first camp that I saw, wanted to kill me. It was a wild Nords. They got chased to the cave. I ran to the lab and closed the door. Locked. And realized that help in the nearby village I can not look to. Kill. I went to radio Cristal....Know what it is? Although how can you know that..... Went to radio Cristal and was sent to the alias the signal. My people had sooner or later to hear me, wherever I was. Sooner or later....And to wait for help I would have to wait for months. Can for years. I decided to preserve my body. But that the mind was able to meet my countrymen, when they come for me I connected your brain to the main terminal in the lab. Because of this I was able to live for centuries! But for me no one came. And then came you.......Why you came to court?
-I was hired to destroy what is killing the miners. Did you do that?
Yes. They are too close to me. I had to use the alarm system. A strong sonic boom. Kills death. And the bodies I had destroyed with the help of his centurions. They took away the dead bodies and destroyed them. And then they started to come more people. I destroyed them. But unfortunately every time I have discharged my batteries to charge and I could not. And only thanks to this you can pass to me. Otherwise.....
Hey, I have a question for you. How are you me and I know what you mean? You know ossetinsky?
-No. Just due to the fact that I connected your brain to the terminal I can communicate with you mentally. This voice that talks to you, you can only hear in your head. And all that in my head speaks the same language. Here and so.
-Hmm. It's interesting, but need to know how to get out of here. There is a second exit?
-Yes there is. I'll tell you where he is. But I need you to do me a favor. Know if my race is gone I no one to wait for help. So why do I continue to exist? Your sooner or later gonna find me and for me. Apart and will explore how the phenomenon or object of antiquity. I don't need it. Remember the lever that you wanted to press but I stopped you?
-Yes
Is self-destruction. The entire lab explodes. After you hit you will have ten minutes to escape. Run along the corridor leading from this room to the third door on the left. Then left again to the end. There will be a way out. Come on. Push.
-Well...
-Oh wait! Before you click accept a gift from me.
From the ceiling fell some kind of contraption of unknown purpose.
-Take this to your archaeologists. It costs a lot of money. And now push. Goodbye, Dzhokhar.
-Goodbye, Karum.
The doctor pulled the lever and ran.........


Dzhokhar was sitting at the hotel Tiber Septim and eat the most expensive foods that there podovat Kirovskoe and drank brandy. He could afford. That thing, gifted to the dwarven scholar, really worth a lot of money. A million gold. When Dzhokhar got a check for that amount, he almost died of happiness . And now he was sipping a brandy and reading the newspaper which stated that the famous criminal, Sonia caught the Imperial Legion and sentenced her to death. “Life is beautiful”-was his thought at this moment.
The end


Do you like the story?

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Nekto Pagonya 18.03.20

very good)))

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El Sid 18.03.20

People write poems or stories! Write the criticism on the poems and stories! Not linksa!

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lol4eg 18.03.20

OK ,I've been meaning to write a...essay as soon as will be going...maybe...

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lol4eg 18.03.20

I've read all your works, very good! but most of all, deserves attention raskaz Eileen ;written professionally. super.

schA will try to write hardly you like...but this is not important...

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El Sid 18.03.20

Song...........

I know Dagon's gait!
He doesn't wear pants and why?!
And the hat he wears, Yes on the horns!
The shoes he wears on the claws!

Oh, why did I have you guys learned?!
Why, why do I love you?!
And before that, I didn't know that!
Now I suffer every hour!

Here Dagon was left not coming back!
He left, as you can see, always!
In Cyrodil he will never come back!
Left only a statue of her!

I know Dagon's gait!
He doesn't wear pants and why?!
And the hat he wears, Yes on the horns!
The shoes he wears on the claws!

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Bianor 18.03.20

Why, why do I love you?!
Song Mephala, damn...

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LoveDoctor 18.03.20

Egorka , zhzhosh ! cool song !!!! Folk oblivisci chanson ! Limericks even think - just be cool !! )))

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FLATER 18.03.20

VERSES:


Darkness shrouded the land of Tamriel
An ancient evil has broken loose,
In a forest you hear birds trill
Here death will come to any husband.

But even in these times
There is a place for a hero.
And here he climbs down from his horse,
To crush the source of grief.

Burn his armor
Claymore clutched in his hand his magic.
Evil will not miss not forever.
Is it death in this hour is a foregone conclusion.

Every muscle in him was tense,
Like a lion ready for a sudden attack.
A great attack was committed,
Evil has always hid in darkness.

It was all over ,the earth released
And again in the Empire zakolositsya field
But for the hero life is complete
As there is no evil and no time for the hero.

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Shoomer 18.03.20

2 Indoril
*applause* not Bad, not bad at all!) I liked it!))
Especially the last stanza..

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FLATER 18.03.20

Thank you for trying!

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Praetorian 18.03.20

VERSE
Fallen and forgotten.

Disclosed the secrets of the dungeons
Interrupted flight steel arrows
In our world of destruction
Heroes are no longer needed.

As the ghosts of past accomplishments,
As the memory of a glorious antiquity,
The rulers of the minds and attitudes
Now in the thrall of a dead silence.

A region under a thick layer of dust,
The cloak covered them, -
The region had long been captured,
The region has long burned to the ground.

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FLATER 18.03.20

Verse:

Why you need great characters?
To protect us from the evils of the world!?
To cure of all ailments!?
Someone was on the side of good!?

Why you need great heroes!?
To be a role model!?
To see not the darkness dawns!?
To give us understanding of the world!?

And that want great heroes?
To remember about them until the end of time!!!
That the earth did not shed blood!!!
So the game did about them, like OBLIVION!!!