22 jokes on gaming topics

- When you had last sex?
- 3543 round ago.

Wife: "What is Varfeys? War the face of war?"
Husband: "Face-ass. Go get dressed and leave."

- Sasha, you know that those who have a lot of cut in the counter, hair on the palms grow?
- Sasha, put down the razor, I joked.

- Listen, Serge, why are you such a nerd now? Play all day.
- Yes wife went to his mother and never returned. Enjoy life.

- What is Steam? A singer like this?
- Pipets. Get out of the way, nebka.

- Victor, what's wrong with your eyes? I played all night?
- No, mom, just smoked. Okay, fair enough. I thought, you again took up the old.

Dude, why do you have calluses on your hands? You have the same girl come from?
- Ceased to masturbate, but Since I can not give up – I love it.

How to get to KS when he was alone and only 5 HP?
Run, Senya, run.

- Where 2,000 rubles, which lay on the refrigerator? Back to the game spent?
- No, dad, came the boys: we were drunk, took girls and fought them all night.
- Well, son, that is our way. A well-celebrated his 12th birthday. And these doubles, bunkers and tanks before a fall.

Get up from the computer already! Go for bread-and fix the tap. Jack, can you hear me? Go Go Go!
- All go, go.

- Igor, let me make love to you. I want you.
- Yes, you wait. Me here and so bad pull.

- Bro, ripped farts at work
- Dragged something heavy?
- No, in Vargas at lunch was playing.

Dude, I chitak is
What?
Yes when you take a shit, you ass wipe
- Why?!
- Well, I'm a weird cheater.

Why am I not allowed to play? Here to go to Dima with an overnight stay (there all night to get stoned, eat cake) – this is normal. At home and play Warcraft until 2am – kick a crime.

Made three headshots in CS:GO and joy crap. Went to wash the pants. From the kitchen his wife yells "Mike, go eat, and then tera already Plante put". Crap again - surprise.

Played all day in the CC. I went for bread. When leaving the house, threw a flash drive. Ran: look out from behind the corner of the house – all clean. Recharged. "Team, stay together" - has issued a strict goal and strode to the object. The seller, counting change, says: "Bomb defused". It is necessary to tie.

Nerd, remember, kills don't happen much.

"I am your mother swayed" cried Ibrahim, Domracheva pink lacquered index finger on his left hand.

Sensation! Nerd Alexey Novikov passed the COP, DotA and Warcraft.

Why, when dad is playing the contra, then, do not hesitate to swearing? And when I play and begin to swear, just get a bream! Injustice this injustice.

"Headshots in your mouth," said the mother, in a quarrel with his father, thinking that greatly offends him. Dad laughed and said, "Kalash ass, nabka".

"Noob! Chitak! Zadar!" said scholar and died.

The questions of those who read to the end:

Funny? Unfunny? If Yes, what exactly (you can just digits)
- Are there any rework an old joke, a game? If so, what?
- Bombs? Not bombs?

PS Joomba greetings from Rudy.