Dining etiquette

http://www.knigge.ru/stolovi_etiket.html
I found something.

I remember only t h a table knife held with the right hand, while with fork in the left, hold the meat.

AR3E
left hand holding the meat, the right cut. There the same plug

Mayamenstate
grew up chtoli?? and on account of the plates in the middle of a wide or deep at grandma saw)

Take the meat in hand and bite with teeth. And a fork get stuck between the teeth lumps.

I -- it seems important not to fart at the table, although had heard and practiced. And the rest do not care.

Eat either with a fork or spoon,hold itself to eat bread,not to run away from me.When the bread ends,the fingers.

Mayamenstate
Fuck you, aristocrat.

Mayamenstate
Surprisingly adequate topic. You were released?

eat with your hands, sometimes only the mouth
I'm good

Fork, spoon, knife... which hand should they be? In what order should lie on the table? fork and knife should always be there, you never know what that miracle will come and you will start to RUB something
How to use a saucer? if the food was not quality spit it out into a saucer
Plates... How to serve? walk away from that table meters by 6 and throw them if everything crashed - you bottom
How to sit at the table?: how you want to be, the main thing is not to keep anyone at the table, all need to drive and you just in there is a fork with a knife

Here is the table sitting On it!.. This is the chair you eat It!

Mayamenstate
Do not deviate from the topic. Personally, my opinion, on change will come new Denuvo protection, or protection does not, and in this case it is not wriggle, and you'll pay, if you want to play.

Mayamenstate wrote:
Suddenly find yourself in high society in Asia?
Only as exotic dishes.

Mayamenstate
To collect some kind of devices, or draw for example.

I think the main thing is not to masturbate at the table, although had heard and practiced. And the rest do not care, will endure. Well, not to shit another end

A popular soup eaten with a spoon. What is the etiquette if I eat one in your own kitchen

RussianQuaker
if one table then why not a handjob

Grandfather Sasay
And fuck, finally the etiquette when one! :D

RussianQuaker
and why is the etiquette? better jerk off right behind the Desk, and the people, but you have to masturbate so that nobody's seen

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