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solus. 23.07.20 10:49 pm

What quests are bound to be MEA (Mass Effect: Andromeda)

As anyone who's played the previous series of Mass Effect will agree that Biovars I love the patterns and clichés, often with an emphasis on them to entertain the most primitive part of their fans.

In particular, it is possible to ensure that the MEA sure will be the quests of the following categories:

1. Tears, snot and other allocations - a romantic quest for booty is not known to anyone (outside of this quest no longer mentioned), but extremely important to the quest giver-party members fetish things associated memories with loved ones, family, etc. Examples: armor Rex, a block of memory for a thief and so on.

2. We forgot to tighten the last nut - technological quest to the extraction of meaningless things that you missed when you build your perfect of the ship. Examples: is repeated twice in previous games, with Normandy.

3. Difficult moral choice between a beaver and a goat - rants and dramatic quest to killing, the presence of killing or taking into custody someone very close GG or party members, but who had gone on the wrong track. Examples: father Jacob, Morinth, etc.

4. Take the package 20 mnt to the other end of the Galaxy - no comments. Without such podkvestov generally do not exist and their stupidity and senselessness equal to their prevalence in the entire gaming genre.

5. Fuck-fuck - quest in which you need or can put to bed someone or to help someone of the party members to continue the race. Examples: the female krogan, as well as all romanceable partners. This category of quests as pointless as the previous one, however, is very beloved among pubertal adolescents and infantile players suffering because of deprivation of sex in real life.

...too lazy to continue, but offhand it would be possible to add more templates, which are guaranteed to be present in MEA, and are well-known in the previous games in the series.
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Mortaliss 23.07.20

let's be honest this is the template of the genre principle and not just mass effect

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WAga 23.07.20

Another quest will gather 100500 parts of the key and open the door to the tomb

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solus. 23.07.20

WAga
... which is a lie unik-dagger, damage +2 against ferrets, valid only during the lunar night under the mandatory condition that he slept in his bed no later than 10 hours ago and clad in a full set of heavy armor.

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hanterwow 23.07.20

solus. wrote:
1. Tears, snot and other allocations - a romantic quest for booty is not known to anyone (outside of this quest no longer mentioned), but extremely important to the quest giver-party members fetish things associated memories with loved ones, family, etc. Examples: armor Rex, a block of memory for a thief and so on.
that there is such a thing as a very valuable thing, or thing that keeps a memory of the good times you do not know?
solus. wrote:
Difficult moral choice between a beaver and a goat - rants and dramatic quest to killing, the presence of killing or taking into custody someone very close GG or party members, but who had gone on the wrong track. Examples: father Jacob, Morinth, etc.
re-read the news on the game there will be no separation of good or evil
solus. wrote:
Fuck-fuck - quest in which you need or can put to bed someone or to help someone of the party members to continue the race. Examples: the female krogan, as well as all romanceable partners. This category of quests as pointless as the previous one, however, is very beloved among pubertal adolescents and infantile players suffering because of deprivation of sex in real life.
maybe I'll surprise you,but as much as you put it
solus. wrote:
pubertal adolescents and immature players
simply no,fans of the game great variety and can not be so many people.
since many people like it very much,and pubertal adolescents if they need it will go to certain websites where it will be something that will satisfy them.And yet you probably do not know that there are people like romance?which is interesting to follow the attitude of their characters.And not just in one part of the game wasn't even minute of this process and why is it teenagers then ?I personally know people who have wife/husband and they'll be happy have passed the novels more than once.

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lokkie 23.07.20

Another hater who does not know the game. )
Armor for Rex insignificant? Dude it's like the Imperial state crown, thanks to them he sat on the throne. Fig CCE insignificant. And the data Kasumi, about a secret operation of the Alliance in baturinska sector, which could start a war.
The rest of the nonsense to even comment makes no sense.
And actually on Haight and Haight. ))

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saa0891 23.07.20

Find the artifact,zapravka, run away from ketton.

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Hafiz Sadigov 23.07.20

solus.
You're not a fan of Mass Effect,so it is not about what you say.

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Ahmed_the_Shaitan_Killer 23.07.20

Forgot about the plot.

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aKinave 23.07.20

solus. wrote:
quest in which you need or can put to bed someone or to help someone of the party members to continue the race.
10/10 GOTY

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1TvoyBatya1 23.07.20

maloca good point, not really.