The Shining Tavern (Darkspore)
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Tavern Design: Tellery Spyro-Cynder Mix
Tavern hat: Joker Kote
About TavernThis Tavern is a huge ship! It is 2,600 meters long. In addition to the entertainment establishments of the tavern on the ship also have turbolasers and ion guns, in order to avoid trouble with the Groxs or Dark Spores. We also have one pretty large defense ship in case of need, and another fighter jet link. They come here from all over the galaxy!
How to find us? There hasn't been a day where we've been hanging over one system for a long time! This is due to the fact that it was not offensive to our brothers in minds on distant stars. Unfortunately, we do not know how to fly to distant galaxies yet. And it's easy to find us at home: it's enough to fly to the nearest space station: the star maps show our location.
Service and frequent customers Eternal Memory... I will not hide the gentlemen, but what this tavern, that on The Dispute - they left ... ) Now there is rarely anyone who appears - and here and even more. Alas guys - we went into the shadows ...
And our ship is a tavern.
Here's the old kind of "Lights"
And this is a new kind of "Light"!
It consists of one of the strongest armor cladding, which can not be pierced even by a hygadetonator!
Macro Pony vas Equestria
So you saw the dawn of the forum and my "rise" here?
He's on GHG the longest of all of us combined
And I'm the longest you've all put together and with a Minifluder to boot.
I've been here since 2004 somewhere, just too glitchy to get caught up in:)
Respect, where is your bot with an unpronounceable German nickname for the ignorant?
Macro Pony vas Equestria
He now has another nickname (I change them a lot) - Nabigator-Robber Korovanov. Now I really think to change my nickname again - it's a bit silly, chose for the sake of the fan.
Adf:
I'll change it on something simpler.
Something's quiet here, even though it's a mess on Phenom. And it's moving slowly. Why don't we move in here?
Come on, enough must be to stir up the past. It was fun, and those who need to remember it. And that's the main thing)
Joker Kote
Imagine, in all his life there was not a single console and.... Not a single Tetris! I met the computer too early. But there was a bright childhood with LEGO, yes...
Imagine, in all his life there was not a single console and.... Not a single Tetris! I met the computer too early. But there was a bright childhood with LEGO, yes...
Similarly.
Something with an umbrella flies into the bar.
Spoiler
It's time to get to work.
"Goes to drinks (most bottles for some reason there are no labels) and slowly bottled "liquid." Ketchup. Shut the engines with a giant potato. Turns the floors all over the ship into soap. In residential compartments makes a redevelopment: glues wallpaper of rotten meat on the walls (as glue - mayonnaise), and light bulbs fills with sweet and sour sauce. The cupboards are filled to the top with melted cheese. In the DVD player inserts the drive "Twilight", procally welds each cable in its place without the ability to pull, forge buttons "off," "stop" and "pause." In sofas and armchairs embed pillows-perdels, lined with Tabasco sauce. In the music centers inserts discs with Bieber. The bed fills with onion-garlic jelly. In the ventilation leaves an open jar of ammonia. Goes to the dashboard. All computers gently screws from their seats and puts on the floor, then sleeps a flock of bison and orders them to dance ballet. Replaces the reactor with a diesel generator. On turbolasers and ion guns puts on huge admin lemons, having previously checked the power of the laser on the ship-defender and flying past fighters (probably bystanders).
Goes to the captain's office, repeats the same procedures as in the living compartments, the table replaces with chocolate (bitter, porous), from the computer erases all the information and sets "My little pony: Seasons 1-2".
"On the windows all over the "luminary" draws the face of at-400.
I think that's it?
"It passes to the bar, where visitors are already under pressure, opens the emergency gateway, causing partial depressurization of the room, and flies into space.
"A couple of dozen kilometers away from the "Lumin" turns around.
"Sorry, guys. It's nothing personal, it's just business. Arrivederci!
Instantly accelerates to intergalactic speed and disappears.
Spoiler Bright light transformed into a picture.
SporeMaxis
Don't lose consciousness. Some unbearably beautiful dragoncus sprayed ammonia all over the ventilation system.
"The rush enters the tavern, slips on the slippery floor and in slow motion mode in time-lapse shooting epically falls to the floor, pathetically shouting " !!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
