Your Favorite Joker Phrases (Batman: Arkham Asylum)
As you know, almost the entire game you can hear different lines of the funny Joker.Which of his phrases did you like and remember the most?
"Something I am losing people like a plague on the street! Presumably, the mouse has returned"
I don't remember it by heart, but something like this: An idiot in pantyhose runs around the hospital, he looks like an idiot, thinks like an idiot, but don't let yourself be fooled, he is an idiot
"Do you feel, you are drawn with joy?. No, it means that some guard has done it! Croc, old man, your tricks !?"
"Speaking of crocodiles, I need new shoes!"
I liked his English phrases better, especially the play on words about budget cuts :)
And nothing else - remember. he is nothing, maybe not even human.
An idiot in pantyhose runs around the hospital, he looks like an idiot, thinks like an idiot, but don't be fooled, he is an idiot.
Yeah, really smiling)
"Guys, a patient escaped here. He dressed up as a bat, what an idiot!"
"There are some ... psychos rushed into our party without an invitation! Well, nothing, I recommend that you fulfill your civic duty: walk up to them, hug them tightly, show your love and care by breaking their necks!"
"Oh my favorite show! I'm a nerd warden!", "You can't run away!"
why so serious - well, this is from the movie
And in the game Joker is wildly Petrosyanit, I don't listen to him
"Batman took one of you and they are not having a date by candlelight"
"If you try to follow us, the old fart will die. Maybe I'll shoot a video and put it on the Internet!"
"My guys are looking for you all over the asylum, Batman. And I won't stop until you die! Or until they die!"
When the bandits get nervous, they look for Batman: "I would not like to make you nervous, but somewhere you have ..." And then follows the wild chuckle of the Joker.
When Batman twists another bandit: "Dr. Bats, call! Dr. Bats, call!"
"You guys are the best of the best. Well, the best I could hire on a tight schedule."
"Guys, you won't be harmed by Batman. I mean, maybe yes, but don't be discouraged. Medicaid is a stone's throw away."
I liked not the phrases themselves, but how funny the Joker pronounces them:
"Hey, Bats. Go easy on him! For me ... oh hell, what do I care! Do your worst."
"Remember. I am watching all of you. Wherever you are. Even you. Yes, you!"
And also in Russian: "Good night, Bats!" followed by wild laughter and "I was joking."
"You're ruining my evening! Months of planning down the drain! You had to feed the scarecrow to the croc, beat the scourge and destroy my beautiful poisonous plants! After that, I just have nothing to live." and a titan "shot himself".
If another doctor gets out of the building, then you will remain in it forever. I'll put some laughing gas into the room and leave you to die. Hell, can you do it anyway? It's fun.
From the Joker's phrases:
"Do you feel joyful?. No, it means that some guard has done it! Krok, old man, your tricks !?"
"An idiot in pantyhose runs around the hospital, he looks like an idiot, thinks like an idiot, but don't be fooled, he is an idiot."
"Ding-dong. I just sit here and watch the show" Night of stupid cretins who cannot catch a bat in tights "
From the phrases of other characters:
" And oblivion will come after fear "
" I will break you, and then Bruja " - "No, Beach, you will break this time"