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1920 16.02.21 01:06 pm

Have you bought a cake? (Portal)

After completing Portal, I had a strong desire to eat cake :)
So I went to the store and bought a small cake. I don't really like sweets at all, I often eat chips / crackers. Who else has this happened to? Have you bought cakes? And if you didn’t buy it, then maybe at least you wanted to?
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Blabr 16.02.21

Gluttons. You probably never realized that the cake is you.

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OculusMortem 16.02.21

Bolshov
The cake itself !!! The ability to eat deliciously is not gluttony ...
Moreover, we do not sit our pants at one computer, and burn extra calories in a rocking chair or a gym ...

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Blabr 16.02.21

... or in the Aperture Sciense lab.

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Sarf 16.02.21

Bolshov
what nonsense? .. cake is cake ...

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OculusMortem 16.02.21

Bolshov
... or in the Aperture Sciense laboratory.

Have you completely outplayed?
I remember the GLEDOS line: "The cake is you ...", that is, a person. We run to fit into the club for Hannibalism ...

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Blabr 16.02.21

what kind of nonsense? .. cake is cake ... - put the voice acting in "Russian".

Have you completely outplayed? - the phrase about the laboratory is me for burning calories in the previous post Chemist2006.

We run to fit into the Hannibalism club ... - don't forget, there (in the cake) there are still rubber fish and so on.

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Wolk000 16.02.21

all cake lovers
One half-kilogram packet of chocolate cake mix.
One can of coke glaze.
Three quarters of a glass of vegetable oil.
Four large eggs. One glass of semi-sweet chocolate chip cookies.
Three quarters of a cup butter or margarine.
One and a half cups of granulated sugar.
Two glasses of white flour.
Don't forget the decorations: (note, colon)
Fish biscuits.
Wax fish.
Garbage fish.
Mud fish.
Ethyl benzene fish.
Licorice fish.
Organic compounds in the form of fish and sedimentary rocks in the form of sedimentary rocks.
Peanut butter doused with caramel. In the form of fish.
A glass of lemon juice.
Rosin.
Unrefined polyurethane resins.
Fiberglass.
And the volatile components of malt milk.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One glass of granulated sugar.
The page 'How to kill someone with your bare hands'.
Two glasses of chopped rhubarb.
Two-thirds of a cup of granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon edible rhubarb.
One tablespoon of grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons of burning rhubarb.
A large bunch of rhubarb.
One cross-well electromagnetic rhubarb.
Two tablespoons of rhubarb juice.
One customizable aluminum head retainer.
One sadistic electric acupuncture.
One cordless acupuncture device.
One needle holder.
One injection gun.
Bone scales.
Contains proven deep penetration preservatives and flavorings.
Preserves decaying tissues and provides them with a pleasant scent.

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Blabr 16.02.21

Cool! What we have been waiting for!

Going to make a cake: D

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OculusMortem 16.02.21

Bolshov the
phrase about the laboratory is me for burning calories in the previous post.
How can you burn calories there, if a cake awaits us anyway ??? % -]

there (in the cake) there are still rubber fish and so on.
Man, these people are already living in the junkyard. There are a lot of these ingredients ...
Stop! I will not throw out the garbage bags, I will go into business! I'll bake the cakes! I will become famous as the best PORTAL cake pastry chef! ..

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Blabr 16.02.21

No, sell them to GLaDOS, you can make more money.

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OculusMortem 16.02.21

Bolshov
Does GLEDOS have money? Well, then, of course, we sell all the "Products" to this "Object" ...
Then another business: I collect all the ingredients in a landfill and sell them to the "Laboratory for the Study of the Nature of Portals" to an object under the code "GLeDOS". I get money, I wash myself, and then it started off! ..

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Blabr 16.02.21

It will go. Are you hiring me? I have a dirty area ...

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OculusMortem 16.02.21

Bolshov
Hmm! ... I'll think ...

That's it, we can flood it ... Otherwise
it will be bad ...

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MiZantr0pe 16.02.21

Heh, people, and I saw a cake in the form of a cube with a heart in Google pictures: D

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Comrade Kote 16.02.21

No, there was no particular desire for a cake. By the way, the cake itself (=
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Delicious outside, but what a;)

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Maybe [StopGame.ru] 16.02.21

I went through Portal with cake ^ - ^

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northern alcoholic 16.02.21

Well, guys ... The developers wanted us to remember the wheel that fell in front of us at the end, and you are all about this sweet lie.

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Ivan_Lisov 16.02.21

Now I want a cake :(