What did ..... do on the oak near Lukomorye?
I confess, I confess - plagiarism. Just looking at the topic of the author from whom I ... borrowed part of the name, I remembered an old, old, very old anecdote:SpoilerVasily Ivanovich, what does an elephant do on an oak tree?
You stupid Petka. Maybe he has a nest there ...
Well, associations arose. After all, you can try to continue the situation.
So. We place any character of your choice on an oak tree (birch, aspen, baobab ...). Artist, politician, writer, your neighbor, literary hero or comp. games .... Anyone. By the way, it may well be a PG user. Well, it would not hurt to explain how and why your chosen character ended up there. And the more delusional they are, the better.
What is Vanya Rygalov doing on the oak?
The most obvious, heh, heh ... - burps.
Why in a tree?
So he's a drug addict, he can ...
Yes, yes ... And this ... catch him!
What is Anna Simenovich doing on the oak?
Testing a new breast for impact resistance (now it will jump) ...
What is Vladimir Zeldin doing on the oak?
Heh, heh ... Better ask how he could get there .. in 101 then.
What is Gennady Zyuganov doing on the oak?
The armored cars ran out ..
What is Veenine doing on the oak?
........
What does Don Thomas Falcone do on oak?
Showing off his new Mr. Obvious crown?
No. For the wretchedness of his own fantasy does not allow him to do even that.
So what is it?
Yes, just like that, without any thoughts - like a stupid monkey that climbs a tree, often not understanding what she will do there.
What does Cheburator Founder do on the oak tree?
Looking for a switch.
What does -DENIMUSS - do on oak?
Sprays the bolt with a thick layer of powder (the unknown composition of which is most likely illegal).
Cheburator Founder wrote:
bring the game back: I turn off the light.
I turn off the light and on the oak it turns out .............
What does stalker7162534 do on oak?
He is indignant, censures, does not agree with the policy that, in his opinion, the oak is pursuing in relation to all its inhabitants. He also does not like the way the oak builds up its relations with the nearby neighboring trees. He does not bother himself in choosing expressions, considering everyone who does not agree with his position as a dumb cattle. He considers the rustling of oak leaves to be propaganda, moreover harmful and deceitful propaganda. At the same time, the rustling of the foliage of the nearby pines, eucalyptus, aspens and firs is considered an indisputable truth in the last instance.
Why it does not move to the nearby trees is unknown. Afraid? ...
Vanya Rygalov
Why did you choose conifers for the example of trees standing next to them, which do not even have leaves (in the usual sense)? What secret meaning did you put into this?
Veenine
What does Veenine do on oak?
An altruistic disinsector thinks he is looking after the forum ... Naive ...
What is rPeBoJL doing on the oak tree?
I don’t know yet. The only thing I am sure of is that which is not good, not eternal and not wise.
What does 7Rain7 do on oak?
Compete in "originality" with Don Thomas Falcone? Like, let's get creative on ..... So-so, dubious choice of the opponent and dubious laurels in case of victory in an equally dubious competition.
What does nikita2112 do on oak?
Kills on the spot with his discernment. As a muffler, he uses a simple tediousness.
What is Vanya Rygalov doing on the oak - a charming dreamer, a great conversationalist, a generous winner, a modest genius, a liar and yap ...?
Well, people, can you at least meyavknet?
Vanya Rygalov
Disinsector-altruist
If I am an exterminator, then who are the insects?
What does sozhah do on oak?
Heh, heh ... The first one who dared to at least mumble something. Respect and respect to this brave husband ...
For information. Vanya Rygalov regularly (at least once a month) uses the services of bath-and-laundry complexes (you should know that this is hygiene, her mother is called digging and digging) and he does not have any problems there.
It's good that he was banned.
Vanya Rygalov regularly (at least once a month) uses the services of bath and laundry complexes.
What an irony of life ...
Banned
In the bath. Reason: offtopic, provocations in the "Forums" section.
I'm more interested in what a cat with a mermaid and a gold chain was doing on the oak.
Protestant Knight
Mermaid, like any woman, can be dragged onto an oak tree by beckoning with a golden chain. Pushkin's cat to see the guy is not a miss!