Chuck Noris - Celebrated 76 years on March 10. I fell out after learning it
Chuck Norris is the only person to beat the wall in tennis.
The recruiting office hid from Chuck Norris until he was 27 years old.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
When Chuck crosses the road, cars look around.
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There were a lot of such sayings, at one time at school))) It was a long time ago!)
In general, the man is excellent!
How many squats can Chuck Norris do?
- Chuck Norris can do all the squats !!!
: Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 40 people, and then it exploded.
Chuck Norris is 76 years old. But it was not life that patted him, but he patted her.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting because the word “hunt†implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes to kill.
I don't understand: how could he be born in secret from his parents?
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Do you remember the anecdote about how Vovochka's grandfather went blind? What Little Johnny answered to the teacher - Grandpa went blind, not ...........!
A few lines about our hero
Chuck Norris, 76 years old. But it was not life that patted him, but he patted her.
Chuck Norris played guitar yesterday.
And he won :)
Chuck Norris put two fingers in the socket and killed the current.