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Vl Super 19.11.21 10:10 pm

Oblivion Oddities (The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion)

Oblivion oddities
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Cainite 19.11.21

Damn, Mar, throw the link where do you get them, huh?

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Lamedel 19.11.21

to Cainite: both of my assassins are going to take offense at you - for youngsters and nerds ... = (

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ma belle Christa 19.11.21

Cainite
and the places are different)) my curiosity and fanaticism are to blame for everything)))

I took the first comic on deviantart.ru. there is a girl - awesome rzhaki on Oble and Neverwinter draws. in general, there are a lot of great pictures.
the second is from elderscrolls.net. in the webcomics section

, alchemy is actually a thing. if only because it is, if you try, 100% but profitable production. the mortar and pestle and ingredients are easy to find. let alone sell ... then there is a bunch of very useful potions. The same feather helps my greedy Khajiit thief a lot.

oddity: in Cyrodiil, the inhabitants are often pumped up muscovites and smart maids. any old woman or homeless person is undressed - you will see a rather bearable torso))

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Lamedel 19.11.21

Mareritt, I am also fond of alchemy - it is my first to reach 100, I could not collect only one mysterious plant - Sarracenia is called - it does not grow everywhere, but there are several near the Blue Blood fort ...

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ma belle Christa 19.11.21

I just started to get carried away with alchemy. and magic. before I wielded everything with a sword or a hatchet, then I thought it would be more interesting to kill with poisons and arrows in the bottom, then I thought that in general magic is also an interesting thing ...))
however, this is already offtopic)

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Lamedel 19.11.21

Personally, I have never been able to harvest a crop from this sarracenia - so for me this is also a strange thing ... :)

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ma belle Christa 19.11.21

oh, yes!)) for sure!)) there is such a plant in Oblivion, which can not be collected)) I heard about it. pashemu - xs)

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Cainite 19.11.21

What a weirdness! Vchira prashel the quest of the knights of nine - I forgot what the main villain was called, some kind of non-feathery =), I mocked him with two blows, kada his servants took out all the assistants from me, why did they need such a leader if they themselves were ogogo?

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ma belle Christa 19.11.21

Did the Unfeathers die?

It's not strange at all)). Look. Mehrun has an entire army of Daedra and has lost. Mannimarco has an army of necromancers and zombies - lost like a boy! Now Umaril ... And you - all alone, wandering around the world and cutting out bosses. The weak need an army.

Yes, it's strange. 0_o

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Cainite 19.11.21

Yes, but if only I went out alone with Mehrun, then the kick-ass would come immediately, without delay.

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heX-0-Gen 19.11.21

you steal two apples, the guards are chasing you, you enter the house where the Gray Fox sits and the guards strengthens you and not the villain of all times and peoples.

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Cainite 19.11.21

And if you put on the mask of a gray fox, go to the guard, then you can pay for all the sins of the previous foxes.

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Ignatius Malfoy 19.11.21

Mareritt

why can't I set the house on fire? judging by the ruins, houses in Cyrodiil are still on fire. but I cannot set the house on fire. ugliness. I will complain.
Apparently, all spells with the effect of fire are defective.

By the way, a cool comic. :)

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Blood ninja 19.11.21

An interesting strange thing is that secret superiority of the inhabitants of Cyrodiil, which is known only to the head of the Sayda Nin who meets the GG in Imp. Chanceries are universal telepathy. Not to mention the global telepathic capabilities of the guard, the amazing insight of ordinary people is surprising - they always know what I am strong at. I was always surprised by the exclamations of people that I was good with a sword or, for example, with light armor. It is also surprising that many quest characters know about my arrival, even if no one knows me yet. Also paradoxical is the fact that there are no mines and other weapons of the same type in Cyrodiil. Perhaps this is scary and the ancient curse imposed on the Imperial lands which erases all knowledge about such a complex weapon from the inhabitants of the province, and the spears themselves crumble to dust under the influence of ancient magic ...
Of particular note is the fact that fencing with a two-handed fool is equated with the use of a dagger or short sword. Apparently the people of Cyrodiil, who are trained in fencing at once with all types of weapons with a blade, have forgotten about the difference in the techniques of using blades of different sizes ...

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ma belle Christa 19.11.21

... tough imperial warriors wear armor directly over their naked bodies. Even in Broome.
... the harsh Cyrodiilian wolves rush exactly at the GG chained in armor, even if peaceful, defenseless deer are running around in crowds nearby.
... the harsh Dark Brotherhood accepts into its ranks even complete losers who accidentally hacked their partner to death in battle.
... the inhabitants of the Empire are so harsh that if you tell them a funny joke or express their admiration for a new outfit, they will immediately give out with giblets the main count's secret.

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Cainite 19.11.21

A person can like both threats and praise at the same time.
- M cool boots at the cha
- Oh pasiba! =)
- I'll give you a melon!

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Dima-Click 19.11.21

Seeker [FT], Mareritt - hot !!
Yes, and finally a cool topic, laugh when I read))) Everything is vnature, everything is so!

By the way, calipers and pliers (everywhere scattered everywhere in boxes and barrels) cost nothing, well, they are free - they appear out of nowhere from air molecules, and no one wants to buy them, only one fuck in SI doing endless work, and endlessly ready to buy them ... (Apparently, he then licks them all over Cyrodiil and carries them back - Sisyphean labor ...)

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ma belle Christa 19.11.21

Also paradoxical is the fact that there are no mines and other weapons of the same type in Cyrodiil (...)
(...) erases all knowledge about such a complex weapon from the visitors of the province,
Mike the Liar has already explained this). Throwing weapons are stupid)). a good weapon should be in one copy))).

... torches are made of a special material that does not weigh a single gram and dissolves as soon as the torch burns out.
... that honest sellers don't buy stolen goods. They accurately determine what is stolen from your bag and what is not. At the same time, "honest" sellers, oddly enough, do not hand you over to the guard.
... in order to repair armor / weapons (it doesn't matter what they are made of), you only need a hammer.
... that the life of the Cyrodiils is so boring that other than crabs and goblins, there is little to talk about.
... if there is eternal winter in Broome, and an autumn forest meets you on the road from Corolla to Bruma, then in Nibenei you will find eternal summer.
... vampires are afraid of fire and can see perfectly in the dark. And yet, their hideouts are littered with torches and candles. If they themselves do not use magic fire in battle.
... the necromancers of Cyroddiile are truly harsh. Life in a cave in the company of fetid corpses is nicer than warm cozy houses.
... even if you wrap yourself in a rotten bag from head to toe and put a pot on your head, you will still be recognized as the champion of Cyrodiil.
... they will kill you for the radishes stolen from the table. Of course, why take one radish, when you can legally grow a whole garden bed in someone else's garden (in my opinion, a button accordion)).

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Cainite 19.11.21

Recently I was completing a quest from Mora si ... karoch the last Daedric quest, pashol to collect the souls of all races, well, without hesitation, he headed to the same sanctuaries =)
What's the catch: without saying anything I attack one of the cultists, the other two yell that like "attack !!!!!" and they help ME Kumar their friend, after we kicked him off with a friendly crowd, they return to their places as if nothing had happened))))

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Ignatius Malfoy 19.11.21

Dima-Click is

only one fuck in SI doing endless work, and endlessly ready to buy them ...
One fine day he refuses another batch of calipers and ticks, as a new, no less crazy idea came to his head. The quest is closed.