Phrase Quote (Portal 2)
in the game, as it turned out, that it’s not a phrase, it’s annealing and so much that it’s probably enough for a book)We add interesting phrases and funny remarks from the game
GLaDOS at the very beginning, after being revived: Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How are you? I've been very busy being dead. Well, you know... after you killed me? Okay, we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we should forget all the differences between us. For the sake of science. You are a monster.
Signs on the signs
Sign on the sign hanging on the balcony opposite the neurotoxin tank:
"In the event of an accident, look only at the accident"
Sign in "Aperture science innovators": "Know the chemical hazard. smell"
In the first chamber with the gel, you can read the information plate, which says that the repulsive gel was developed as an ingredient in diet pudding.
The inscription in the chamber where the cave warns about time travel: "If you are from the future trying to warn about the contents of this test, do not listen!"
The inscription in the first chamber with accelerating gel (left for the homeless) "It is forbidden to: 1) Leave your belongings 2) Stay longer than 12 minutes 3) touch the glass. You must: 1) Wear a shirt and shoes at all times 2) Quickly overcome the test track 3) do not forget not to touch the glass."
After testing with orange gel, a sign: "THANK YOU for not staying here longer than 20 minutes"
"Remember your paradoxes! if you need to fool the artificial intelligence:
1) Stop
2) Remain calm
3) Shout: "This statement is false!", " New mission: abandon this mission", "Does the set of all sets really contain itself?"
Service Robot: "Don't worry, all of our battle androids have been trained to read and given one copy of the three laws of robotics to read and pass on to each other."
"Amazing. Since this message was pre-recorded, all our positive ratings are speculative. Please ignore undeserved compliments."
"If the laws of physics do not apply in your future, God help you"
"If you are here by accident, know that Tests are the future and it starts with you. However, if you are old, sick or infirm, return to your primitive tribe and send someone more suitable for the tests."
Glasha: "Scientists have noticed that a person who feels a sense of shame reacts painfully to unexpected loud sounds ... *sharp sound of a locomotive horn* Honestly, I have no idea where this sound came from now."
"Just look how majestically she floats in the air. Like an eagle. In a balloon."
"It says here that the next theta was developed by Nobel laureates. It doesn't say what they got the prize for, but it certainly isn't for immunity to neurotoxins."
"I've thought about the dilemma and found a solution that works best for one of both of us."
"After the next test, a surprise awaits you. Not as tragic as last time, but with tragic consequences. And this time with real confetti. Wonderful thing. The last bag. I will miss them, but in the end they just took up space ."
"... No cheating. This potato generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I don't have the energy to lie to you, literally."
Glasha (in co-op) "Maybe in order to pass these tests, you need inspiration, like people? Then listen ... Blue, you are the best robot among those decommissioned"
(a cloud of weighted balls falls from the ceiling instead of the necessary one) "Checking juggling through : 3... 2... 1..."
Defective Turret: "Name yourself or I'll shoot!"
"Well, I did my best.
"I can't be fired1 I'm leaving myself!"
"Look at the work of the master!"
"Puff-puff-puff! Straight to the bull's-eye!"
"Hey squeaker, get your ammo over here!"
(in response to the request "response") "You will be proud of me!"
"Uh, so unfair!"
"Give me one more chance!"
"Nice to meet you!"
"Coach, let me on the field!"
(when raised) "uh, I can't see anything, what's wrong? I'll shoot!.. Damn"
(when passed through the conveyor) "Hey, I'm bad! Hehe"
"That's good. Let's have a funeral"
"I mean we must all be blind, right,
not just me? will they give us eyes? I do not see anything"
Johnson, Fifties: "Welcome to the Portal Nature Lab. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians - you're here because you're the best. So, who's ready to do science? ... This is my assistant, Caroline, and she'll transfer your fee to any charitable organization of your choice."
Johnson, seventies: "Welcome, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, General Manager of the Laboratory. You may know that in 1968 we took part in the Senate hearings on the case of the disappearance of astronauts. And, for sure, you used one of of our many inventions that have been stolen from us... Black mesa to be empty... ... And now you're probably asking yourself: Cave, how difficult are these tests? Am I in danger? Let me answer the question with a question: Who wants to earn $60 in cash? You can also relax and unwind for 20 minutes in the waiting room. Hell, it's much more comfortable than the park bench where you slept when we got you found. welcome to the laboratory. You are here because we need the best, and that's you!..No, I can't stop laughing...
"If you cut yourself during the test, you may have noticed that the blood turned into gasoline. This is normal. We exposed you to an invisible laser beam that turns blood into gasoline. It just means that it works."
"If after the next series of tests you want to take a bath, notify the labs. It looks like your body will actively secrete charcoal. This is temporary, do not worry. But if it does not go away after a week, let us know. This may be an indication of an anomaly."
"In this test, you'll be dealing with a 'repulsion gel', as my labs call it. By the way, you're not in the control group. You'll get a gel. Last time, the tester got a plain blue paint... Haha. Okay, jokes in aside, it happens sometimes. He has a fracture in both of his legs. Sad, but very informative."
"Lab technicians say I shouldn't mention the control group. They're also against pre-recorded messages. I have an idea. I'll record more of these messages. Here I pay my salary and I'll talk as much as I want."
"I like your style. You make your own rules, just like me. The bean counters said I couldn't fire a cripple, but I did. Wheelchair ramps are too expensive."
70s: "Thank you... I can't believe I thank these people... for taking part in the push gel trials. ... If you have any personal items, take them with you, we don't want old newspapers and crutches were littering the building. For many of you, $60 is unheard of wealth, so don't spend it all on... Caroline, what are these people buying? tattered hats? Garbage?
Wheatley: "So. In short, we're making an escape. We're in the process of escaping, so run!"
"They told me that if I turn on the flashlight, I'll die. That's what they told me about everything! Why then give me all these things, it's pointlessly stupid!"
"I almost got a job in this part of the complex. But do you know who the brigadier preferred? An exact copy of itself. Nepotism!"
"40 potato batteries! Ridiculously simple. Although this is a purely scientific demonstration, children and all. Oh! A cola volcano! Yes, this is not at all original, does not pull on an original study even by the standards of children's science. Let me assume that this is not was the child of one of the scientists. I don't want to sound arrogant, but to be honest, it practically says: handyman. I don't want to say that they are worse than specialists. Just dumber."
"Hi, boss! I'm here for an inspection. Here are my documents. Everything is legal. Finishing, yes. I'm from the international commission for the control of neurotoxins from the United ... Arab Emirates. Good afternoon."
"Come on, press the button ... It's warm ... hot ... no, it's cold! .. The Arctic! Oh God, you're just boxes with legs! And you can't press the button for 12 hours! Well, how can you not be able to what you were created for?!"
(Chell flies in a grav beam) "Okay, I can give you a tour for now... On the left, some kind of light bulbs, I don't know what they are for. On the right... also something scientific. It should not be there. And it flies at you "Are you there? I'll turn off the beam, it should help!.. Strange, I thought it would be better. (later) After you told me to turn off the beam, I thought I lost you. Went to check on the rest of the test subjects. To no purpose , they are still dead."
Okay it does not matter. I still have the cards. And guess what? Solid fullhouses! never played cards, need to learn."
Turrets pleased when you walk along the conveyor - "I'm not defective!" or "bam-bam-bam! Watch and learn!", well, this too: "I just don't have ammo!" :D
And where can I see how Witley flies in space? Finished the game, but went out in the credits....
I passed the game, but it came out on the credits ..
I didn’t have to go out =)
And I fell out to laugh when it was necessary to press two buttons at the same time (with a difference of less than 4 seconds) to open a huge door into a kind of gateway (like bulkhead doors on submarines). Then the light goes out .. the emergency flasher turns on) .. 30 seconds the door painfully opens III... The
light turns on and we see a stupid wall in which, a little to the right of the center, the usual door AHHAAH SUCH BREEEEDD.
yea and the same
Wheatley: now I'll crack this password in no time AAAAAAAAA
System: access denied
Wheatley: AAAAAAAAB
System: access denied
Ya: HAHAHAHA
Wheatley (after we approach the bridge and the pipe breaks it) "It seems that something fell there ... didn't hurt you? oh, it's a pity that you didn't hurt ...)"
Yes, Wheatley is generally a separate frame :)) Another thing I remembered - when you jump on the "jump rope" and then it breaks and Glados repairs it several times, muttering something about the weight of GG. So, every time you jump, Wheatley says something there, says something and doesn’t even see that Chell is not always there :D
there is another moment when you follow him over the metal structures and he says "I am 100 percent sure that we are going the right way!" The ceiling turns and after a second it returns "it's not right"
Cave Johnson: If you are a member of the Kepler 7 group, that means you have a LITTLE postcard-sized microchip implanted in your head, and if it starts beeping and ticking, that means it's about to heat up to 500 degrees.
Whitley (when we jump from the broken ladder with Whitley in our hands): come on, jump, you have these wonderful springs on your feet! Yeah, but I don't, so hold on tight. Come on, come on! Just jump on your feet, not on your hands, I'm heavy. Yes, hold me tight. Yes, and do not fall on your back, there are no springs. And on the head. JUMP ALREADY!!!
Ah, here's another. Singleplayer. GLaDOS: Congratulations. No, not with the completion of the test: after such long hibernations, people lose a lot of weight. I want to please you - by some miracle you have gained a couple of kilograms!
Multiplayer. GLaDOS: Yes, and if you want to upset a person, then tell him that his weight is not normal. Tell him that his weight has changed, and he will be very upset!
Oblivion stranger
Chell is already absolutely purple on remarks about weight =D
It's also funny when you kill Glasha together with Whitley, you have to press the button, where Whitley shouts "Press!! 1" and Glasha, on the contrary, yells "Don't", and at the very end again they ask you to press this button, and there already Glasha shouts from the potato "Press!" and Wheatley nervously yells "No"