Contest \"Jokes about Spore\" (Spore)
Good health forum participants. I decided to create a contest.The rules are the same as last time, I will not write again.
For the one who wins, I'll try to write something. To order, preferably on the topic of spore or something else. Of the game topics, only what I wrote above
The task is to come up with an anecdote about spore, the main task is to make me and other participants laugh.
All clear?
COMPETITION IS UNLIMITED IN TIME
Communication on free topics is welcome
Xenomorph ,SporeMaxis,Dragon_Moder_Blaga are some of the most old school visitors to this seedy forum. They don't give a damn about anything... about storms from the Internet... about the dust of the forum and Phenom.... about the stupidity and lack of adequate newcomers.... And that's why... although you can't say for sure... they to do shit out of boredom....
Sadness DX
soon the three of us will sit on a rotten bench called the spore forum and be nostalgic like old people on a bench (=
Okay, dragon blaga, what do you want
? , though he was an infection in black and white.
Xenomorph
I do not want anything, because who I won here .... Everyone described themselves well here (ALWAYS 3 Persons !!!)
And therefore there is no point in the prize! So I think!
Announcements:
I will accept as a gift: a house, a car, a spaceship, a planet, the whole system.
Someone from the race of wrasses.
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A ticket to the center of the galaxy is on sale. Cheap.
Grox.
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An anecdote. One being from the Bezyan race is talking to a being from the Banaz race:
- How old are you? - asks the banaz.
- 26 years old according to the standards of the race of foot-and-mouth disease. - the bezyan answers.
- And more precisely?
- 125 years by the standards of the Piglet race.
- Well, according to the standards of your race, how old are you?
Bezyana scratched his stupid head:
- I don't know.
- Well, how many circles did the planet on which you were born go around the star? This will be your age.
- He knows hell for many years.
Today I played spore, it's f*ck.
1. Gave money to the empire declared war.
2. Destroyed the ships, captured the colony, thanked.
no ideas at all...
Xenomorph
I won't have any ideas until you start writing.) And now I'm too lazy.
Xenomorph
I wanted to write to you first, it seems that Kote's story had such an effect on me. =)
Kote writes so harshly about smoking and drinking that readers are stoned (=. But in general, he writes excellently. His story is worthy of Hollywood ... And my Mosfilm studio (=
I would have written a book in the 80s, it would have got into the collection of Soviet science fiction (=
Xenomorph
It won't work with me, now I'll fake Captain Dragon a little and go to bed.
And by the way, maybe later I'll post the creature that I made today, but it's probably tomorrow.
And it’s not scary, we still have a whole infinity ahead