Contest \"Jokes about Spore\" (Spore)

we still have a whole infinity ahead
Yes, we have nothing at all, some kind of eternity.

Subject: A little blunt humor. But coming up with jokes is not so easy.

Two creatures called "Idiots" by the schoolboy for fun are talking.
- God! Why did this user call us Idiots? Why not morons, not degenerators, not blockheads, who the hell knows how... why exactly idiots?
- Because you're an idiot.
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Riddle:
Groks is coming. He sees a technogoril dressed in a hundred fur coats.
Whoever undresses him sheds tears.

Answer: habush in lirogonkhet (read backwards). And tears are shed because he is a very good tragic actor.
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Acquaintance at the Creature stage.
- Who are you?
- I.So you're talking about yourself in the third person? Did not know...
- I ask who are you?
- AND!
- You don't understand me. After all, we live on the same continent, it seems, quite side by side ...
- Yes, And!
- Maybe your vocal cords are not in order?
- All right, and my name is.
- Ah, well then, good luck!
- Yes I!
- Well?
- My name is: And! AND! Understandable or not.
“Ah, Eee… is your name?”
- I already got you to explain. Yes And my name is, and what's next?
- Listen, ask your creator to change the name. And then I already got tired of hearing from your relatives: And come back, and let's go eat, and stop touching me, and don't go far.
- And so what?

Then a creature under the most primitive name made a muzzle on itself. Since then, the truth has changed the name, but the truth of the whole flock, so as not to get confused.
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Yes, I agree - nonsense.

SporeMaxis
Not very good, but the technogorill pleased

A technogorilla is sitting in 100 fur coats, whoever undresses him gets it in the snout. (= Sorry for the slight palgiation

Then comes the nonsense, of course, it hits the drug addict rhymes (=

There is a grox, sees coke for sale, buys it inside, takes it and thinks: "And I Is it grox?"

I will answer your first joke: They called me an idiot because they don’t have enough real ones, the population in the region is declining.

I agree stupidly (=.

Technogorilla sits in 100 fur coats, who undresses him, he gets in the snout.
I had this idea, but I didn't manage to develop it...)

SporeMaxis
Sometimes, I came up with it on the way to the country (= And I didn’t forget how often it happens (=

Xenomorph
I heard the story of how one composer during the Great Patriotic War composed a song, but he did not even have a small piece of paper to write it down. Then he hummed it all the way and in the end it became popular!

SporeMaxis
This is how folk songs are made (Captain Obvious was with you)

Well, if I feel the urge to write something funny again, I will.

I saw a monster at the stage, ran away for half a kilometer (=

Phrases that have become Internet memes in the style of Spore, as well as a bit of Internet slang. I admit, I'm not a fan of Internet memes, that's why it's so bad. Mostly from videos on TyTruby.

Monster... who are you, goodbye!
Here it is... here it is the fish of my dreams! It was me, under the name Yazz, who caught her!
Ololo! I am a UFO driver. (Beginning of the Space stage).
Anty-material n-necessary? Glasses for space flights n-necessary?
I've made an empire for me!
Borschik with cabbage with eyes... not red.
Over9000 weapon ammo. +100500 money in addition.
Conquered the Grox a little less than completely.
Opa Spore... spore... hop-hop-hop, hop-hop. Spore! This holiday lasts for five years... years... years... years... Op-pa Groksoth...

SporeMaxis
Pleased everything, well done (="thumbs up"

Xenomorph
I thought I wouldn't like it on the contrary. sh_shch
Maybe by the evening I'll write something again if I have time.

SporeMaxis
Well, by your evening, I can hardly write anything, I'm busy writing.

Xenomorph
I say maybe, I have more than half a dozen unfinished works hanging and I might do it. But that doesn't mean I promise.
Also here.

SporeMaxis
Now I'm thinking, already about real life, write reflections ...

as I see a race of warriors demanding tribute from me (=


Wow wow Palekhche wars (=
Sorry for a little inadequate

Xenomorph
I would have smeared this fellow on the walls if he told me so.

SporeMaxis
me too, but the wars in the game spore behave exactly the same. You've been and got them

Sat Groks on the planet with T3 and died.
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It's easy to start destroying empires... you won't want to finish.